* Posts by RobDog

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Microsoft veteran explains the one weird trick that made Windows 95 restart faster

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Can’t avoid POST

If you mean POST in the way it’s widely understood ie memory checks etc then that option to run short or full POST is set in the BIOS and is run by the motherboard. WindOWS 95 never had access to the BIOS to alter that or anything else.

ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key

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Re: The Key to Everything

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_ignition_switch_recalls

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Re: The Key to Everything

Your mechanics had good judgement, here’s why

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_ignition_switch_recalls

Microsoft Windows Media Player stops serving up CD album info

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If you've ripped CDs then the tag content...

....is down to you and easily remediated, but you'll have to burn new CDs.

audiograbber is a great bit of CD ripping free software I've been using for years that gets the CD info from freedb

mp3tag is a great bit of mp3 tag editing free software I've been using for years.

Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble

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Re: Neat trick

I stopped reading BOFH years ago because it’s rubbish

Keeping Windows and macOS alive past their sell-by date

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Re: You don't need a "part 2"

Everyday Windows users don’t understand Linux and can’t sort themselves if something goes wrong.

IT team forced to camp in the office for days after Y2K bug found in boss's side project

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Banking, your early morning call sir

Yep I supported the dealing platforms for a small but high-profile bank for this event. Months and months of prep, upgrading the many bespoke applications that had been running for years. They put me up in a hotel up the road at considerable expense as you’d imagine. I was a little keyed up about things, not the technical side but the reporting upwards side if anything went wrong…5am on site start… I went to bed nice and early and didn’t touch the mini-bar…and at 1am some dickhead pulled the fire alarm…we got evacuated and had to mill about outside for an hour. Obviously no chance of any more sleep so I showered and went in at 4am to witness - nothing. They noted my attendance and thanked me for my service with a generous OT rate. I’m still working for the same company.

What the Linux desktop really needs to challenge Windows

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Your 4 downvotes

They say it all. The people who downvoted revel in that jargon crap and gatekeep Linux for themselves

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Re: Happy Mint user here

So you haven’t actually ditched windows then

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Re: I disagree almost entirely

Microsoft has clearly been in cahoots with Intel for years, each telling your you PC is ‘old’ and somehow slowed down (because Windows patches were written to do that over time) to get you to buy a new one, which feeds both their profits. It’s obvious even if I can’t prove it.

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Re: re : Chromebooks "are the path toward the desktop."

“ It wasn't easy, but I figured it out,”. THAT is the reason why Linux has not yet made a big impact on the desktop market, consumer or business..

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Less is more

Few distros required with fewer bewildering options, and some of the persistent issues fixed once and for all. There’s too much variety and that makes it unappealing to the non-tech, while will need a personal techntommanage their desktop for them. And, dare I say it, it just isn’t consumer friendly. I’ll get hammered for that but we are all tech people who thrive in the challenges in tech, it’s why we do the job. Punters don’t want that, they just want things to work, and Linux desktop just isn’t friendly enough for them.

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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Definition of mothing

In this case meant ‘nothing…i recognise or deem useful.’

Standard user practice, better get used to it.

Windows 11 needs an XP SP2 moment, says ex-Microsoft engineer

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Must be more than just him

Surely others helped write Windows. Where are they?

Old-school rotary phone dials into online meetings, hangs up when you slam it down

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Re: I have some old phones

Those sound like Don Martin sound effects from MAD magazine

AI: The ultimate slacker's dream come true

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Exam passes by learning answers not the subject

Makes me sick.

So does ChatGPT and CoPilot, enabling people to fool people that the are doing a job they really have no entitlement too, because they haven’t put the effort into learning the subject. Call me a dinosaur but I avoid it like the plague in my daily role, unless I am conforming to my own standards.

De-duplicating the desktops: Let's come together, right now

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Way too many

“ There are an almost ridiculous number of Windows-style desktops on Linux”

Yes there are, and too many distros, and those two facts hinder the take up of Linux.

Also, Linux has the problem that if something unexpected happens whilst e.g. installing something, the way back out to repair or replace it uninstall is very often unclear at best and at worst a mish mash of ‘techie’ geek nonsense. It’s what makes Linux appear the reserve of nerds but their sneering, competitive you-know-nothing-i-know-more-than-you attitude is equally unhelpful.

I use MacOS Windows and Linux in equal measure, since all of them were invented. I don’t have a preference, but Incan see why Linux isn’t more popular than it is.

Who gets a Mac at work? Here's how companies decide

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I’ve got them all

Win, Lin, Mac I don’t care I’ll use whatever to it’s strengths and I don’t let any of them define me.

‘IT manager’ needed tech support because they had never heard of a command line

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She knew lots about comp-uters

Opening emails, clicking, reading emails….

Get paid like a prime minister to tame Home Office IT chaos

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Too big for one person

That is all

'Trained monkey' from tech support saved know-it-all manager's mistake with a single keypress

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Yep managers like that

Encountered them over and over, seems to me they can’t compete with years of solid technical knowledge and their only weapon is to belittle and condescend.

Peep show: 40K IoT cameras worldwide stream secrets to anyone with a browser

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Re: It all wears rather thin

From Blackadder on German spies:

“Filthy Hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war! [And, fortunately,] one of our spies Splendid fellows, brave heroes, risking life and limb for Blighty…”

Techies thought outside the box. Then the boss decided to take the box away

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Re: Shredder

Given that dogs on average have a life expectancy of 12-15 years, when you take on a pet dog you’re basically committing to watching it grow up and die, more than likely well before you do. Looking at it that way, KNOWING that at some point you’ll be saying goodbye to an unconditionally loyal being that just loves you from day 1 - why would anyone sign up to begin with? Crazy. Didn’t stop me.

LastOS slaps neon paint on Linux Mint and dares you to run Photoshop

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Re: Linux is never Windows.

My mum doesn’t care, as long as the tools she needs to do what she wants, are found where she expects to find them and look how she expects they will. So putting a Linux on her PC that looks like Windows is fine with her and me, if it saves her a few hundred quid.

The 'End of 10' is nigh, but don't bury your PC just yet

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Re: Is this all Yorkshiremen?

“You try telling that to the young people of today - they won’t believe you!”

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Re: "Home users don't use Illustrator, Photoshop, Xcode or Autocad or one of those hundred..."

Then you’re back to suffering Windows but an older crashier version

Build your own antisocial writing rig with DOS and a $2 USB key

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Gen Z ‘IT’ people - “what’s DOS?”

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Staff at UK's massive health service still have interoperability issues with electronic records

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Re: Brownfield

I was gonna say, surely part of the issue lies with Trusts having the choice of defining and deleting their own products? Surely if that was removed and a single set of tools rolled out to all, progress would be much more achievable? The name of the central company is NHS after all isn’t it?

Weeks with a BBC Micro? Good enough to fix a mainframe, apparently

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What a load of rubbish

Just call the supplier engineer. No-one is going to risk an inexperienced staffer to just poke around around inside their ‘mainframe’.

2 in 5 techies quit over inflexible workplace policies

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Am I misunderstanding something?

Why do I keep reading about ‘working 8 hours then going home and continuing to work or keep the laptop on’ or words to that effect?

Why on Earth would anyone allow themselves to be treated that way, to tolerate such demands or expectations?

HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls

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PO gone, ATMs and banks gone

I live in a UK town of 13000 people. WHSmith has just told us they are closing the branch and with it the PO will disappear. Now we have one, but it’s in the middle of a housing estate and realistically 70% of its customers will have to drive there - many of them (pensioners etc) don’t drive. Those who do will cause massive parking congestion.

Ironically there is a Delivery & Sorting office in the town centre that could support a walk in branch but they won’t.

The ATM that was in the PO has gone, the one in Sainsbury’s has been shut, the Co-op had one but they have closed that branch too so now there is one single ATM in the town centre. Of course, several of the high street shops only accept cash.

Techie cleaned up criminally bad tech support that was probably also an actual crime

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Someone knew something

I worked for a UK clothes and home retailer (defunct quite recently actually) in early 90s, and one morning we arrived at HO to find, on one floor, monitors disconnected and placed on the floor (15inc crt so some effort required), little piles of screws neatly beside the Elonex desktops, lids lifted and the 4MB/8MB sticks of RAM gone. Probably about 40 machines. Hey ho, we’d heard it was going on and we were a victim. You’d think a lesson would have been learned. Except that 2 weeks later, a different gang (maybe) returned and this time were not so civil, and a number of the monitor signal wires (fixed connection, not plugged) had been cut to speed relocation, the lids of the pcs wrenched off with some kind of pry tool and again, the RAM nicked. Just for good measure, they didn’t bin the remains of their sustenance; crumpled sandwich packages, crisp packets and coke cans.

Google Maps to roll out Trump-approved Denali and Gulf of Mexico rebrands

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Re: What's in a name...

‘Tunnel sous la Manche’ on e.g. the A16 approaching

UK aims to fix government IT with help from AI Humphrey

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Re: How long until "national id to allow easy access to Government services"

I renewed my expired driving licence online the other day and it asked for just a passport number, not a scan of the whole or part of the passport, and offered me to use the passport photo it found on my new licence. Also, it didn’t matter whether the passport was expired; it explicit stated the passport didn’t need to be current. I was surprised.

Techie fluked a fix and found himself the abusive boss's best friend

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Ranting/threatening ‘boss’?

I don’t care who the boss is are or what their problems are, they don’t get to talk to me like that.

Both KDE and GNOME to offer official distros

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Re: Linux is like car clubs

Your counterpoint is completely wrong in this case. Tomato soup tastes like tomato soup regardless whether it’s Co-Op Heinz or Lidl.

This is dealing with something completely different but jake is gonna be jake I guess

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Linux desktop take up to stall again

Too many variants. When will ‘they’ learn?

Apple drops soldered storage for 2024 Mac Mini

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Why is power button controversial?

They don’t want you to turn if off! They want you to interact with it like people do with Echo, they want Siri to be your got for information mgmt obviously but it can’t do that when the computer is powered off. Its soooo blindingly obvious. Put the power button out of the way to make people not bother their lazy fat selves putting the effort in reach for it.

Sysadmin shock as Windows Server 2025 installs itself after update labeling error

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Credit card slipped

Yearsnyears ago when I got my first credit card, and had just moved out of home, I splurged on the essentials…in Debenhams a new duvet set, and in the local in-car entertainment shop a brand new Pioneer tape/FM head unit and 4 speakers for my battered Triumph Spitfire. The assistant and Ingor on well, plenty of chatting, he broke out the card slip machine (not electronic) and took the card imprint…remembered he hadn’t given me some accessory or other, and promptly never got me to sign the card slip. Never got charged a penny or heard any more about it.

Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

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Rude boss

I went for an interview at a former High St electronics retailer in the mainframe room. The dc boss had an interview ‘technique’ where he had the chat, talked about the job, so far so good, but then asked a ‘controversial’ question that was designed to make me lose my temper, and he feigned an angry attitude trying to make me argue with him. It was so obvious and transparent I just talked normally and even slightly mockingly. When he was finished he reverted to normal. He just came across as a fool. I got the job but didn’t take it.

Sweet 16 and making mistakes: More of the computing industry's biggest fails

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‘….not a viable business model’

They could have, if buyers were braver than always buying IBM.

Bargain-hunting boss saw his bonus go up in a puff of self-inflicted smoke

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Re: Beige Box

We had those. The only part they had in common was the Elonex badge.

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Is that California…

…a tiny seaside village in Norfolk that’s between Caister and Hemsby?

Techie told 'Bill Gates' Excel is rubbish – and the Microsoft boss had it fixed in 48 hours

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Why wear out the carpet

Running a:\Setup.exe /a <drive>:\<directory> copied and exploded the contents of the disks to a destination (usually you’d choose a mapped network drive) from where you could run setup.exe at the client PC and never load a disk.

Installed in ‘admin’ mode. And with an optional answers file if I recall, one of my first pc support roles.

Tesla recalls over 1.6M electric cars in China for faulty hood lock

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Tesla recalls get reported, others don’t

After all, It could be much, much worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_ignition_switch_recalls

US border cops really must get a warrant in NY before searching your phones, devices

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‘The land of the free’

That’s all

Innocent techie jailed for taking hours to fix storage

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Not in the UK

Unless he was exercising the privileges of one of the commercial licences, he could have just got in his car and driven home.

Techie installed 'user attitude readjustment tool' after getting hammered in a Police station

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Re: User attitude readjustment tool

How old are you?

Raspberry Pi stock surges after London IPO

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But windows

I don’t want to run windows in my SFF computer but Jeff seems to think that’s a requirement. Newsflash - not any Pi users use the desktop very often.

Show me the desktopless NUC in his video? Linux would it be if t were there? H th en might as well run a Pi and forget the windows licensing, updates and intrusive telemetry and diagnostics gathering.

Anyway Jeff Geerling and people like him need to get real jobs.

Snowmobile, Amazon's truck-powered migration service, reaches the end of the road

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It’ll be back

They just put it on ice for a while

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