* Posts by WhoaWhoa

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Meet the 'KARDASHIAN Phone' – what Apple bods nicknamed the iPhone 5s

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The very names 'i'Pod, 'i'Phone, 'i'Pad - I, I, I - have shouted supreme, self-centred chav from their very inception, gold or any other colour.

It truly has become an iconic image of the X Factor, hollow celebrity, over-inflated sense of self importance kind.

What the CUFF? Nokia shows how a smartwatch really OUGHT to work

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Re: A lot of positive comments for this...

"This is exactly why Apple are in no rush. They will sit and wait to see what people are doing and then take all the best bits and blend them into a slick, seamless package which everyone will fawn over."

... which a vocal minority will fawn over, and others will chuckle over.

(cf. other iThings).

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Re: Unimaginitive

"Anything less is barely an improvement on a 500 year-old fob watch."

True.

And I guess we're barely an improvement on 2,000,000 old humans.

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Re: Great potential

"once the engineers have let go of it and the designers can mould it into something that people would like to wear"

Hm.

My immediate reaction was that engineers do stuff and then designers get out their box of coloured pencils, use them a bit, then try to take the credit for being "creative("s")".

But I recognise that simplifications are just that. Reality is more complex.

Wait for it, waaiiit for it: We update an Atom tablet to Windows 8.1 Pro

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File transfer progress bars are, in most cases, trying to express the ratio of the known amount of data transferred divided by the unknown amount of data (*) still to be transferred.

As such, they are not even a reliable guess, just a form of feedback to reassure the watcher of never-boiling pots that something is still happening.

The mistake isn't that the bars aren't doing their job; more in understanding what that job is.

(Of course, a sudden jump from 0% to large % probably isn't the best choice of how to give the feedback. Something along the lines of a decaying exponential terminating in Done would be a more intuitive choice).

(*) To repeat, in *most* cases.

The web needs globally backed, verifiable security standards – says Huawei

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All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

"As far as human trust goes, while most of us barely trust our own governments, but I'm sure I'd speak for most when I say we sure as hell won't trust governments of foreign nations."

Upvoted you.

But, I don't confine my mistrust to foreign governments any more.

I've been pushed increasingly towards the observation that, regardless of political or nationalistic flavour, most politicians, leaders, etc., have much more in common with each other than they do with the citizens they purportedly 'lead' (*) or 'serve' (*). Some might be self-serving from the start, others might start with good intent, but by the time they're on the 'ascendency' (*) most think themselves into believing that serving their own career ends above everything else is moral, ethical, desirable, best for everyone. And that any citizen who thinks otherwise is at best misguided and at worst a dangerous enemy of the state.

That's why my trust evaporated along with the faux differences between regime, party, etc.

(*) These words apostrophised to distance myself from politicians' understanding of them.

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Wow!

Company slagged off by own-citizen-snooping governments appears to be taking the sort of lead once expected of the 'free world'.

Don't times change.

US parents proclaim 811 'Messiahs'

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"I'm pleased to announce the arrival of Mr. and Mrs. Joke, and their son, King."

... closely followed by Mr. and Mrs. Ofabitch, and the little son.

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I'm pleased to announce the arrival of Mr. and Mrs. Joke, and their son, King.

Loathed wiggly-word CAPTCHAs morph into 'fun' click-'n'-drag games

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"beautiful user experience"

Interesting notion of beauty.

Gates, Zuckerberg to deliver free coding lesson

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Re: @WhoaWhoa (was: One hopes ...)

"Smalltalk was/is heavily influenced by Lisp."

Really?

How?

Intent understood and now quite sure you're not on top of the two types of language.

(I'd previously thought you might have omitted an "or, alternatively" before your parenthesised "preferably Smalltalk").

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Re: One hopes ...

P.S.

"I would bet a wooden nickle"

You probably meant that you /wouldn't/ bet a wooden nickel, otherwise you'd be saying that you don't place much value on the opinion you expressed.

(cf. "I give a damn" when the intent is "I don't give a damn").

Gotta get to grips with using negations correctly if you want to advise people about programming...

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Re: One hopes ...

'... it'll be a Lisp/Scheme-based language (preferably Smalltalk), instead of BASIC. But I wouldn't hold my breath ... I would bet a wooden nickle that 90+% of all that's wrong with TehIntraWebTubes can be placed on kids being inflicted with BASIC as their "first programming language".'

And some of the other 10% inflicted by people who think that object-oriented Smalltalk is, in any way, a Lisp / Scheme based functional programming language?

Or have I misunderstood your intent?

Snowden: NSA whacks US in the WALLET, slurps millions of contacts books

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Re: Substitutes.

"Snowden, like a number people on this forum, seems to think that sanctimonious bourgeois platitudes and verities are acceptable substitutes for political, historical, and societal insight."

Verity:

Noun

A true principle or belief, esp. one of fundamental importance.

I go along with a true principle or belief, esp. one of fundamental importance, being more important than "political insight".

As for "historical, and societal insight", I take it yours doesn't include such matters as the abolition of slavery, not sending children up chimneys, votes for women, etc., since reforms such as these arose from verities taking precedence.

(No comment on "sanctimonious bourgeois platitudes", as the words in that context constitute little more than a sanctimonious, bourgeois platitude).

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Re: The message didn't arrive at the relevant address yet!

"nuke the US economy by defaulting on the national debt"

The national debt and the ever-increasingness of it has already nuked the US economy.

Raising the "debt ceiling" and "not defaulting" is, metaphorically speaking, shutting eyes, putting fingers in ears and singing La-La-La while stacking more and more kegs of powder around the bonfire.

One day, probably in most of our lifetimes, there will be one almighty bang.

Brazil's anti-NSA prez urged to SNATCH keys to the internet from America

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Re: FeatherBoa WhoaWhoa Red Brenda Paul Crawford Trust

"But for me it takes but minutes to expose the silliness of your tryping."

Silliness? "Tryping"?

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Re: WhoaWhoa Red Brenda Paul Crawford Trust

"Whilst in the UK or US you can work your way up"

Or else you can post nearly 7,000 messages to The Register over six and a half years.

And such prolix content. Whew!

Even assuming you don't post anywhere else you're really not leaving yourself much time to work your way up, or even to stay in employment, if you are.

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Re: WhoaWhoa @Matt Bryant

"Re: WhoaWhoa Re: @Matt Bryant

Hey, winners have jet bombers."

I think you'll find that the "winner's" credit card companies, i.e. other countries, actually own the jet bombers. The "winners" are actually the losers who imagine that they can keep getting further and further into debt at faster and faster rates and it will all end happily for them.

Do you know what? It won't.

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Re: Trust

"Both political parties deserve a through ass whipping from the electorate."

Better still, whip their arses and leave the poor donkeys alone.

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Re: Red Brenda Paul Crawford Trust

"cruel state of the Brazilian economy"

Not sure what this means, but guessing it's something like the US economy-in-crisis, but an order of magnitude less cruel and less in crisis.

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Re: @Matt Bryant

"reckless socialist spending"

Guessing that's from one of the US capitalist bent... the ones who know how to borrow and spend at mega-scales on military to fight the rest of the world and bonuses for the borrowers.

And if that guess is correct, and the post is thinly disguised economic 'advice', the appropriate response to such advice, with thanks to Mr. McEnroe, is:

You can't be serious!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

On the road with an IT ball-gazer: Forget big data, the future of tech is the 'social enterprise'

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OK, just got it

"an IT ball-gazer"

Had been think of the crystal sort, hence confusion.

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Is it just me

or is this an empty marketing- / consultant-speak stream of words?

It was frustrating reading the first few sentences all about the writer and still having no idea what he actually did until, the revelation - he /advises/ people.

Oh.

Apple bags top Windows feature: Blue Screen Of Death arrives on iPhone 5S

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Re: 1% of 365

"Re: 1% of 365

So if one app crashes on you when you launch it, you stop using your phone for the rest of the day?"

No.

You start using it again and it continues crashing for 1% of the rest of the day.

Year 9 Maths.

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Re: 1% of 365

Apple software crashes the same as any substantial software does (*). It's just years of Apple adverts that claimed otherwise and years of technically challenged purchasers who believed it.

(*) My personal experience is that IOS based software (especially Safari) crashes noticeably more than Windows and Linux based stuff. 15-20 years ago MS based stuff was pretty poor, but Apple have used the time to overtake them.

Control panel backdoor found in D-Link home routers

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Re: Security through obscurity

Isn't most security via obscurity?

- My 50-character, random character password is obscure enough that you probably won't crack it.

- Ditto my SHA key.

- Ditto my fingerprint.

That security guy at the gate, though, with a Magnum 44... nothing obscure about him.

Murdoch calls for world+dog to 'expose' Google

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Doesn't robots.txt request Google to display a message saying that a site hasn't been indexed, and then index it anyway?

Wanna be Zuckerberg's neighbor? Tough luck, he bought the block for $30m

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That's what you call un-friending, and they weren't even friends yet.

COMET DIAMONDS from SPACE found in Libya's glass desert

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Exclusive: "Geeks" call scientists "boffins".

Android adware that MUST NOT BE NAMED threatens MILLIONS

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"Smart" 'phones?

Dumb users.

High correlation.

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Re: And yet....

Americanism this. Americanism that.

It's just a matter of thinking through what the phrase means ('could care less').

Those for whom it's an unmanageable task are still allowed to post gnarled meaning here, but people know to smile and say, 'Yes, dear. We know what you're trying to say'.

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Re: @Chet

"A single app in the app store isn't quite the same thing."

Certainly isn't!

If I recall correctly the information was being squirted straight back to Apple Mision Control... no third party apps benefiting at Apple's expense.

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Re: What hasn't been mentioned....

"Command-and-control functionality doesn't get "accidentally" coded and put into an app library."

Be reasonable.

After all, code to harvest wi-fi details and passwords got accidentally put into their roving spy-cars, didn't it?

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Re: Only just this morning I was reading this...

"You are kidding or deluded. Android is based on Java on top of Linux. Both are pretty much top of the pops for security vulenrabilities in their respective fields...."

The part of your argument that won me over was the well-sourced examples and references to comprehensive studies.

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Re: Apple (someone had to raise this)

" It has the the outward clothes of a Shakespearean quote with the inner profundity of Benny Hill."

At least Mr. Hill cut to the chase.

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Re: Apple (someone had to raise this)

"The whole Android OS is bascially Adware."

Yep.

Ditto iOS.

Ditto all of them, really.

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Re: Apple (someone had to raise this)

"The only thing that Apple seem to be 'very tight on' is preventing people from producing apps that do things they don't want them to, such as provide a cheaper/better version of some functionality they want to sell to you themselves."

On a point of information, they're pretty good at silence about their bugs and hardware problems, too. In fact, veritable Man Booker nominees, I should think.

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Re: Apple (someone had to raise this)

"This would far less likely get through on the iTunes Store"

"iveté, iveté, they've all got naiveté", as Kenneth Williams said. Or something like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs4bOMv5Xw

Microsoft watches iPads flood into world's offices: Right, remote desktop clients. It's time

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Re: logical

"IT should be ahead of the game and evangelizing new products"

No.

Marketing, Sales - they "evangelise".

(And probably think it's spelled with a zee).

In fact they're also the ones who like to use phrases like, "ahead of the game".

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Re: logical

"IT department shouldn't decide what is useful and what isn't."

Why?

Don't all departments effectively decide within their areas of expertise?

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Re: I'll be damned

"Actually Microsoft did a lot of good things in recent years... People just hate them by default."

Don't firget Apple. Hate them by default, too.

In fact, hate all evil mega-corps by default when they get so full of themselves that they're ready to be taken down a few levels.

NSA data centre launch delayed as power surges 'melt metal, zap racks'

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God's wrath at NSA's sins?

Lightning bolt gives the clue.

UK plant bakes its millionth Raspberry Pi

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Re: Well done

"wasn't it Gove who said IT should teach development skills instead of using MS Office? he took the advice of Google and others."

I'm not sure that Google boss slating UK's 'computing' in schools when speaking in Scotland a month or so before Gove knee-jerked in embarrassment amounts to Gove "taking advice".

And what credentials, exactly, does Gove have to say anything about IT (did he really drop the 'C'?) anyway?

What credentials to say anything about education, come to that?

UK bankers prep for cyberwar: Will simulate ATTACK on system

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Wonder if any bookies would take bets on whether the banking system will be brought down by cyber attacks or by its dependence on the exponential invention of 'money' (numbers) that isn't backed up by actual 'stuff'...?

Wikipedia Foundation exec: Yes, we've been wasting your money

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Will there be a parallel article about El Reg?

Would be interesting to compare.

Young? Been online five years? Congrats, you are the ELITE MINORITY

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Re: FIVE years?

>Why've what I was thinking, if 5 years makes you elite wtf does that make me?

>Next year will be my 20th with this new thing called the web. Hell I had already had

>email in one form or another for 10 years by that point!

Nice start, kid.

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