Dude, stop shouting!
Posts by Paul Smith
533 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jul 2007
Official: IBM to gobble Red Hat for $34bn – yes, the enterprise Linux biz
SQLite creator crucified after code of conduct warns devs to love God, and not kill, commit adultery, steal, curse...
Bedroom rules
What goes on in your bedroom between consenting adults is your business, no matter how distasteful others may find it. And as a self-professed liberal, I have a moral obligation to defend your right to continuing doing what ever it is you want, but that doesn't mean I can't ask you to keep the fcuking noise down. These guys have a closed shop development group so if they want to indulge in superstitious rituals, it makes no difference to me whether they use agile scrum, group hugs or Benedictine Christianity, as long as they keep the doors closed.
Super Micro China super spy chip super scandal: US Homeland Security, UK spies back Amazon, Apple denials
obvious alternative
If you change one detail in the Bloomburg storey, then most of the contradictions and denials go away. Think what would happen if Bloomburg were to come out with a correction along the lines of... "So sorry, did we give the say the spying chip was Chinese? No, they just made it for us."
Python lovers, here's a library that will help you master AI as a newbie
Bollock naked emperors
"Many people think they need to spend years studying advanced math first [to learn AI]"
As someone who has spent those years and learnt advanced data science (including the niche that is AI/ML), I initially laughed at the idiots who thought they could use AI/ML for all sorts of applications. Now I think that those years were wasted when I see PFYs being paid more then me to produce 'applications' with embedded AI's. When challenged to explain how they work (if they work) they claim it is too complicated for anyone but an expert to understand, when in fact it is usually just a pretty crude decision tree.
US government upends critical spying case with new denial
One is a police state; the other a democracy.
I think you meant republic, not democracy.
If the majority in a democracy decide the police can beat your door down, reason or none, then there is not much you can do about it. In a republic, or a democratic republic, the power of the majority is constrained by a constitution or charter. A simple majority decision is not sufficient to infringe on an individuals rights. A small difference, but an important one.
EU tosses Nokia a small loan of €500m, tells it to go crazy with 5G R&D
Re: Nokia?
5G is not 'innovative startup' tech, it is boring, big business, infrastructure tech. Think of it more like water supplies and sewerage then bit coins and block chain. And what ever your personal opinions on Nokia phones, along with Ericsson and Hauwei, Nokia are major contenders in the telecoms infrastructure business.
Intel rips up microcode security fix license that banned benchmarking
Silly season...
Does nobody else think this whole security risk business is getting a little out of hand? If you want a genuinely secure box, then you don't need to worry about whether or not it has any of the go-faster features that convinced us to buy it in the first place, you simply need to ensure that it is not connected to anything. For ultimate security, don't turn it on. If you must turn it on, then you must assume it is not ultimately secure and treat it with the appropriate caution. What is so difficult about that?
Dropbox plans to drop encrypted Linux filesystems in November
Re: Good Move
"Just because dropbox isn't 100% secure, doesn't mean your local version should also be weak."
I am afraid that you have that backwards. Security is as good as its *weakest* link, not its strongest. It doesn't matter how secure your data is locally, if you leave it unencrypted on the bus, in the cloud or on dropbox, then it is not secure.
Good Move
I think this is a good move.
For some unexplained reason, some people seem to think that because of their having made a little effort to secure data on their local disk, it is somehow still secure when shared with dropbox. It is only a few extra minutes work to set up a non-secure partition on Linux that can be shared with dropbox which would help make it (more) obvious to the user that no matter how secure your data is locally, anything outside that security net is, well, outside that security net.
Amazon meets the incredible SHRINKING UK taxman
...not paying their fair share of tax...
I am not a tax expert but I had a quick look at the HMRC web site and I couldn't find any reference to 'fair share'.
Amazon in the UK obey the laws passed by UK politicians including the tax laws. If UK politicians want them to pay a different amount of tax, all they have to do is change the tax law. Of course they wont do that because the new laws would apply to all companies, including Stemcor. Instead, they prefer to get a few column inches by grandstanding without doing anything, it just happens that this particular politician is unusually stupid and/or hypocritical given her family connections.
How much do you think Cisco's paying erstwhile Brit PM David Cameron?
I predict a riot: Amazon UK chief foresees 'civil unrest' for no-deal Brexit
UK's first transatlantic F-35 delivery flight delayed by weather
Re: Carrier Command
An all-weather aircraft that the RAF are afraid to fly in less the perfect weather is an embarrassment, but the sight of it failing to land on the ship explicitly designed for it would just prove that the Royal Navy can screw up an acquisition process every bit as well as the RAF.
ZTE can't buy chips from America – but can still get sued for patent infringement in the US
Chief EU negotiator tells UK to let souped-up data adequacy dream die
Re: Well, duh
"There's 27 of them, so they have a fair choice....
Which one of them is going to take up the UK position in the financial world? Or pay the UK share of the budget?"
Financial services accounts for roughly 7% of the UK GDP at about £120b. Since Frankfurt, Paris and Dublin have already picked up a good deal of the financial markets business and most of the rest will follow, the income from that should help offset the 'pain' of losing the UK' s share of the EU budget. I wonder what the May and crew have lined up to replace that source of income?
Whois privacy shambles becomes last-minute mad data scramble
RE: I get lots of contacts to my registered address
It is your *registered address*! It is the address that you have chosen to register as the *public* point of contact for the website that you have chosen to *publicly* publish! Of course this must continue. Your lack of ability to set up a spam filter or use a webmaster@mypage.com address doesn't stop you from publishing the site (though maybe it should) so why should it stop me from inviting to partake of the latest special offer?
You're in charge of change, and now you need to talk about DevOps hater Robin
Every fad that I have come through has, with hindsight, brought at least some advantages over its predecessor but not one single one of them lived up to the marketing hype, and most even failed at their major selling point. Remember how OO was going to create a world of reuse-ability? When will the evangelists get the message that each fad they are singing the praises of is not "THE ANSWER", it is just a tool, and that every professional knows that some tools are better at some jobs then others.
I've got way too much cash, thinks Jeff Bezos. Hmmm, pay more tax? Pay staff more? Nah, let's just go into space
Blighty stuffs itself in Galileo airlock and dares Europe to pull the lever
What planet are you on?
Can somebody please explain to this poor thick Irishman what the British politicians think is going on?
A rather small and self interested group of people supported by the media they owned managed to force/trick/con a tiny majority of the British population into thinking that leaving the EU would be a good idea. OK, well sh1t happens and maybe leaving is the right thing for the British nation (though I strongly doubt it) but having then (unnecessarily) signed and delivered divorce papers to Europe, why on earth would anybody think they would be able to keep the best silver or that their requests for a quickie 'for old times sake' would be granted? Sorry lads (and lasses), the only people who do well from a divorce are the lawyers. If the costs of Galileo, or any other project that British politicians representing British voters agreed to is increased by the actions of British politicians, then British voters and tax payers will have to pay those costs.
German sauna drags punters to court over naked truth
'Disappearing' data under ZFS on Linux sparks small swift tweak
Goto Jail, go directly to jail.
Am I the only one to get nervous about the use of 'goto' statements in the code?
If (err == 0) goto retry;
Huh? Does zero mean no error, in which case why are they retrying, or is it a recoverable error, in which case why not use the appropriate constant?
I don't know who approved it or why, but I can see why they didn't spot this problem. I don't know what other problems they have missed but I am sure they are there.
For a story about the benefits of open source, you have picked a very poor example.
Boeing ships its 10,000th 737
Hansa down, this is cool: How Dutch cops snatched the wheel of dark web charabanc
Re: Credit where its due...
Daily Mail reader I presume? Nice attempt to associate recreational drug use with emotive headlines without the use of evidence. Just think, if governments got their head together and taxed drugs they way they do booze, 90% of societies drug related problems would be solved overnight, but I suspect that doesn't fit with your view of the world.
GitHub shrugs off drone maker DJI's crypto key DMCA takedown effort
Butt plugs, mock cocks, late pay and paranoia: The world of Waymo star Anthony Levandowski… by his kids' nanny
US senators vow to filibuster FBI, er, NSA's domestic, errr, foreign mass spying program
Russia claims it repelled home-grown drone swarm in Syria
Cloud-building alien space rays altered Earth's climate – boffins
Kaspersky dragged into US govt's trashcan as weaponized blockchain agile devops mulled
Dumb and dumberer
When the US banned the use of Huawei telecoms equipment from federal contracts it was because they claimed (without evidence) that Huawei equipment was phoning US secrets home to China. Snowdon later proved that the NSA had corrupted US company equipment to do exactly that.
If the US is now banning Kaspersky for phoning home to the FSB, then I think it must be safe to assume that US software has already been corrupted to do exactly that. Methinks it is time to find alternate suppliers.
So you're 'agile', huh? I do not think it means what you think it means
Re: so, say you have gone "full Agile"
When was the last time that the person paying for a hundred shovels actually used a one of them?
The 'customer' is the person signing the check and has a correspondingly loud voice. The user is almost always a completely different person with completely different needs and requirements and, in my experience at least, is a person without a voice.
New trend?
30 comments or more, and not even one that actually defends agile as a way of working. It has been around for 25 years and mainstream for 10 to 15 years, and yet the most supportive comments here still damn agile with faint praise.
Is it time to finally admit that the fad has past? That agile is merely a tool to be used when appropriate.
New Capita system has left British Army recruits unable to register online
You know what's coming next: FBI is upset it can't get into Texas church gunman's smartphone
Re: The reports so far with some editorial....
"I own a computer and have the skills and ability to do harm with it - does that mean I have a pre-meditated intent to do so?"
No, because a computer is not primarily designed to do harm, and has many practical uses other than doing harm. An assault rifle on the other hand, does not.
You own firearms, that means it is safe to assume you intend to shoot them. If you own a firearm whose only purpose is to shoot people, then yes, it is safe to assume you intend to shoot people.
Java EE 8 takes final bow under Oracle's wing: Here's what's new
VW engineer sent to the clink for three years for emissions-busting code
Plea Bargin
The real story here is not about someone being convicted for breaking the rules, it is that the witness copped a plea bargain in return for helping the prosecution, which the judge didn't honor.
The US justice system was already severely handicapped by things like associating conviction rates with electoral success, and the ability of police and prosecution forces to bully their way past civil rights, but it was tolerable while the majority of judges remained impartial. Exceptions like Rittenband were notable by being the exception, but increasingly often it would seem that judges in the US believe that they have the right to express and exercise their personal opinions.
Strip club selfie bloke's accidental discharge gets him 6 years in clink
Chap behind Godwin's law suspends his own rule for Charlottesville fascists: 'By all means, compare them to Nazis'
Toyota, Intel, Ericsson team to get cars talking to the cloud
Re: A hackers delight
The hundreds, if not thousands of people you are referring to all have a vested interest in this working. It is not in their interests to point out the stupidity inherent in many of the ideas mentioned. If you want public transport, that is absolutely fine, and the aviation industry is a good model to follow with highly connected and closely tracked vehicles (though you still get the odd MH370) but how does that add anything other then excessive costs to private travel.
Sputtering bit-blasters! IBM's just claimed densest tape ever record
Steve Bannon wants Facebook, Google 'regulated like utilities'
Astroboffins discover that half of the Milky Way's matter comes from other galaxies
Re: Was April 1st involved somewhere?
"Since the distance between galaxies often stretches over many light years, "
To a normal person, 'many' usually means less then three digits. Since all but a few stars are considerably further then that, this suggests galaxies are closer then stars.
The size of the galaxy does not affect the number of supernova and as a large galaxy, we have more super nova then a small galaxy. 3 Observed supernova in a millennium even at 100% efficiency, and you are talking between 100 and 1000 solar masses. Lets pick a nice round figure, say 0.58 solar masses a year. In the life of the universe, (1.3x10^10 years) supernova may have moved 7.5x10^9 solar masses, which is just over 1% of the estimated mass of our galaxy (5.8x10^11 solar masses).
Looks like somebody can't add...
Was April 1st involved somewhere?
Galaxies that are closer then stars?
'Winds' carrying material between galaxies? And what material were those winds made of?
Up to half the mass of our galaxy having traveled here from other galaxies? Ejected by supernovas?
So half the mass of our Galaxy should have been ejected outwards as well? Wheer are the trails of matter?
How often do supernovas happen? Three have been seen from Earth in the last thousand years, so, not very often.
This isn't scientific, it is just silly.
Set your alarms for 2.40am UTC – so you can watch Unix time hit 1,500,000,000
Forcing digital forensics to obey 'one size fits all' crime lab standard is 'stupid and expensive'
So despite all the cash ploughed into big data, no one knows how to make it profitable
Re: Big Data?
What on earth makes you think that the civil servants in those organizations can handle large IT projects any better then the civil servants in any other part of government? How many convictions in public court have you seen as a result of their efforts? Or do you just believe them when they say they are doing a good job?