Posts by Paul Smith

Oracle: Major ad scam 'DrainerBot' is rinsing Android users of their battery life and data

Cushty!

Oracle acquires an ad-tracking company, gets it lots of publicity by publicizing a 'major' fraud, and then blames a competing ad-tracking company for involvement with the fraud. Everything above board as usual.

Hey, UK.gov: If you truly spunked £45k on 1,300 Brexit deal print-outs, you're absolute mugs

Which is 0.06 * 600 * 1300 or £46800, so they actually got a good deal and have such shit PR that they still get slagged off for it.

Fujitsu pitched stalker-y AI that can read your social media posts as solution to Irish border, apparently

Completly missing the point

Today, a baker in Armagh can buy flour from a miller in Armagh or a miller in Dundalk and sell the bread he makes in Dublin or Belfast. No duties, no tariffs, no paperwork. By the end of next month, in a no-deal Brexit, or any deal not involving custom-union membership, the same baker will have to go through the same paperwork to import flour from Dundalk as he would to import it from Brazil. And exporting bread to Dublin would require more paper work then exporting it to China (and probably take longer!) because the EU would have to be satisfied that it (and everything in it, and every stage of its handling and processing) met all EU standards and conditions, *and* that it could not be obtained elsewhere within the EU.

I really do not see how a social media app is going to help with that.

UK spy overseer: Snooper's Charter cockups are still getting innocents arrested

Re: Cops; just a gang of thugs/bullies with a taxpayer supplied uniform.

"Cops, IMO, are just arseholes who don't want to find the truth..."

I am pretty sure that if your daughter was in trouble, you would want the cops to pay more attention to trying to catch the sleaze ball that hurt her then to ensuring they were careful with the lid of his laptop.

Post-Brexit plan for .EU tweaked: No dot-EU web domains for Europeans in UK, no appeals, etc

Stop guessing:

The actual rules are here and are unchanged: https://eurid.eu/media/filer_public/76/48/7648e621-0c5d-4c09-8bde-e5622cb6b23e/registration_policy_en.pdf

They were written by British civil servants working with their European conterparts.

They were approved by British politicians working with their European conterparts.

They were implemented by authority of the British Parliament.

SECTION 5. PROVIDING ACCURATE AND COMPLETE CONTACT INFORMATION

...

(ii) address and country within the European Union, Norway, Iceland or Liechtenstein

a. where the registered office, central administration or principal place of business of the undertaking of the Registrant is located or

b. where the organisation of the Registrant is established or

c. where the Registrant resides;

SECTION 12. PROCEDURE FOR THE REVOCATION OF DOMAIN NAMES

1. The Registry may revoke a Domain Name at its own discretion exclusively on the following grounds:

(i) outstanding unpaid debts owed by the Registrar to the Registry;

(ii) the Registrant’s not or no longer fulfilling the General Eligibility Criteria provided under Article 5(2)(b) of the .eu Regulation;

(iii) breach of the Rules by the Registrant.

Any domain registered with an address in the UK will by in breach of 5.(ii) at from the end of next month.

Re: Muppets

"Clearly, this kind of behavior is the /reason/ why people in the UK voted for BREXIT."

When you spend over thirty years blaming the EU for all your problems and failings, you shouldn't be too surprised if they eventually start to believe you. Blame the EU to your hearts content but please try to remember that the UK is part of the EU and must accept responsibility for its own actions.

The rules for using .eu domain names are pretty simple and were written by British civil servants working with their European peers, were approved by British politicians working with their European peers and were agreed and implemented with the authority of British Parliament. The relevant rule here is that if you are in the EU, you can use a .eu domain, if you are not in the EU, you can not use a .eu domain. At the end of next month, the UK will no longer be in the EU, therefore .eu domains registered in the UK can not longer be used.

NASA's Opportunity rover celebrates 15 years on Mars – by staying as dead as a doornail

Oh, the hipocrisy!

Will your proposed astronauts have official permission from the appropriate authorities to enter Martian territory or will they be illegal aliens bringing their drugs and their crime to rape the planet?

UC Berkeley reacts to 'uni Huawei ban' reports: We unplugged, like, one thing no one cares about

Re: BT Infinity uses Huawei and no one seems to care

Why should they care when they know that most US TLA's, GCHQ, their local council and even their bloody school board can all spy on their activities with impunity.

French data watchdog dishes out largest GDPR fine yet: Google ordered to hand over €50m

Wishful thinking

Does anybody think the fine will actually be paid?

Man drives 6,000 miles to prove Uncle Sam's cellphone coverage maps are wrong – and, boy, did he manage it

If you can't make a phone call, just how do you think the phone company profits?

Re: Why are physical checks needed?

... because tower data tells you what is happening at the tower (which you don't care about) and not what is happening between the towers which is what you should care about.

Say GDP-aaaRrrgh, streamers: Max Schrems is coming for you, Netflix and Amazon

Re: sounds like...

What a waste of good coffee, could I have another another keyboard please?

I just searched the intranet of the Company I work for (a European company with 100,000+ employees) for the key words "Data Protection Officer" and got zero matches. We ain't got no stinkin DPO!

The last time I dealt with a DPO was when I tried to resolve an issue with a telecom's company who claimed I had extended a contract over the phone and wanted to charge me early termination fees. The Data Protection Office had one single employee who was off on extended leave. (The temporary secretary who was covering for him told me that she probably shouldn't say, but that she thought it was stress related).

RIP 2019-2019: The first plant to grow on the Moon? Yeah, it's dead already, Chinese admit

Safe reserves and efficiency

The experiment (as originally described) was clearly a multi-generational one, and the amount of power reserves required for it to survive through a lunar night are not actually all that high. However, 'not all that high' could still quickly become higher then 'safe reserves available for secondary functions' if the units insulation, solar panels, battery reserves or any of a dozen other factors were even slightly less efficient then planned, leaving them no choice but to pull the plug. I still say they deserve major credit for even trying.

Three quarters of US Facebook users unaware their online behavior gets tracked

Self-classification

"Reports of misclassification came more frequently from self-described moderates"

Don't all extremists think their own behavior is reasonable?

Having AI assistants ruling our future lives? That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito

Re: OTT

Just because you are too old to be a Smart Young Thing anymore doesn't mean they have gone away.

People say tabloid hacks are always looking for an angle. This time, they'd be right: Tilting disk of proto-planets spotted

Re: Chicken and egg

I am sure you mean well and that you think you are on to something important, but your grasp of basic physics is incomplete and that is leading you to make some quite silly assertions.

Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

Re: How many Shuttles could have been kept operative..

Space Shuttle launches cost about $1.5b, so the wall would have paid for about 4 launches.

Attention all British .eu owners: Buy dotcom domains and prepare to sue, says UK govt

Re: Don't worry, it's only money

"The UK is, and always has been, largely welcoming to true immigrants and asylum seekers." Bollocks!

"It's one of the most welcoming countries in Europe". WTF, did you read that in the Daily Mail? Did you also read the words "Windrush", "Hostile Environment Policy", "Deport First, Appeal Later" ?

The UK does charity quite well, but it does not do 'welcoming'.

Re: Does anybody actually use a .eu ?

Does anybody *not in the EU* get to use a .eu? No! So what exactly is the story here?

You may like the Daily Mail narrative of us and them, but UK politicians and bureaucrats have been involved in drafting, negotiating and approving every single thing that has come out of the EU since the 1970's. That is how the EU works and until you understand that you will never understand why the rest of Europe is looking at you in despair and disgust. You started divorce proceedings so you could find a better fuck elsewhere, so do not act surprised when the EU refuses to give you a 'quicky for old times sake'.

Dark matter's such a pushover: Baby stars can shove weird stuff around dwarf galaxies

Re: Alternate theory

AC - Now that is an interesting theory, but I suspect it still has a few kinks in it.

The assertion "27. Which makes Gamma rays, 1x10^20hz ~ 99.99% W per Spin, and light at 10^15hz is ~99.9999999% W per spin. Gamma rays should be slower in a vacuum than light." has an implication that radio waves should travel faster then light, something which has never been observed.

2018 ain't done yet... Amazon sent Alexa recordings of man and girlfriend to stranger

Re: More questions than answers...

"So once the request has been completed, there is no real reason for keeping the information around..." Not quite correct. If your Alexa initiates a 'contractual' agreement on your behalf (ie "Alexa, buy me a new toy Yoda") then the record must be kept for as long you can refute the contract.

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

Re: Crossing the Line

IT graduates with principles. What a remarkable idea.

Official: IBM to gobble Red Hat for $34bn – yes, the enterprise Linux biz

Dude, stop shouting!

SQLite creator crucified after code of conduct warns devs to love God, and not kill, commit adultery, steal, curse...

Bedroom rules

What goes on in your bedroom between consenting adults is your business, no matter how distasteful others may find it. And as a self-professed liberal, I have a moral obligation to defend your right to continuing doing what ever it is you want, but that doesn't mean I can't ask you to keep the fcuking noise down. These guys have a closed shop development group so if they want to indulge in superstitious rituals, it makes no difference to me whether they use agile scrum, group hugs or Benedictine Christianity, as long as they keep the doors closed.

Super Micro China super spy chip super scandal: US Homeland Security, UK spies back Amazon, Apple denials

obvious alternative

If you change one detail in the Bloomburg storey, then most of the contradictions and denials go away. Think what would happen if Bloomburg were to come out with a correction along the lines of... "So sorry, did we give the say the spying chip was Chinese? No, they just made it for us."

Python lovers, here's a library that will help you master AI as a newbie

Bollock naked emperors

"Many people think they need to spend years studying advanced math first [to learn AI]"

As someone who has spent those years and learnt advanced data science (including the niche that is AI/ML), I initially laughed at the idiots who thought they could use AI/ML for all sorts of applications. Now I think that those years were wasted when I see PFYs being paid more then me to produce 'applications' with embedded AI's. When challenged to explain how they work (if they work) they claim it is too complicated for anyone but an expert to understand, when in fact it is usually just a pretty crude decision tree.

US government upends critical spying case with new denial

One is a police state; the other a democracy.

I think you meant republic, not democracy.

If the majority in a democracy decide the police can beat your door down, reason or none, then there is not much you can do about it. In a republic, or a democratic republic, the power of the majority is constrained by a constitution or charter. A simple majority decision is not sufficient to infringe on an individuals rights. A small difference, but an important one.

EU tosses Nokia a small loan of €500m, tells it to go crazy with 5G R&D

Re: Nokia?

5G is not 'innovative startup' tech, it is boring, big business, infrastructure tech. Think of it more like water supplies and sewerage then bit coins and block chain. And what ever your personal opinions on Nokia phones, along with Ericsson and Hauwei, Nokia are major contenders in the telecoms infrastructure business.

Intel rips up microcode security fix license that banned benchmarking

Silly season...

Does nobody else think this whole security risk business is getting a little out of hand? If you want a genuinely secure box, then you don't need to worry about whether or not it has any of the go-faster features that convinced us to buy it in the first place, you simply need to ensure that it is not connected to anything. For ultimate security, don't turn it on. If you must turn it on, then you must assume it is not ultimately secure and treat it with the appropriate caution. What is so difficult about that?

Dropbox plans to drop encrypted Linux filesystems in November

Re: Good Move

"Just because dropbox isn't 100% secure, doesn't mean your local version should also be weak."

I am afraid that you have that backwards. Security is as good as its *weakest* link, not its strongest. It doesn't matter how secure your data is locally, if you leave it unencrypted on the bus, in the cloud or on dropbox, then it is not secure.

Good Move

I think this is a good move.

For some unexplained reason, some people seem to think that because of their having made a little effort to secure data on their local disk, it is somehow still secure when shared with dropbox. It is only a few extra minutes work to set up a non-secure partition on Linux that can be shared with dropbox which would help make it (more) obvious to the user that no matter how secure your data is locally, anything outside that security net is, well, outside that security net.

Amazon meets the incredible SHRINKING UK taxman

Re: We're the ones to blame

Amazon are not being unethical! What part of obeying UK tax laws to the letter or maximizing shareholder return do you find objectionable? Or are you just jealous that they do it better then you can?

...not paying their fair share of tax...

I am not a tax expert but I had a quick look at the HMRC web site and I couldn't find any reference to 'fair share'.

Amazon in the UK obey the laws passed by UK politicians including the tax laws. If UK politicians want them to pay a different amount of tax, all they have to do is change the tax law. Of course they wont do that because the new laws would apply to all companies, including Stemcor. Instead, they prefer to get a few column inches by grandstanding without doing anything, it just happens that this particular politician is unusually stupid and/or hypocritical given her family connections.

How much do you think Cisco's paying erstwhile Brit PM David Cameron?

Re: JFGI...

Let me fix that for you...

Perhaps, never forget the first law of betting - "never bet with your own money".

I predict a riot: Amazon UK chief foresees 'civil unrest' for no-deal Brexit

re:- We Brits don't do civil unrest.

cough*Poll Tax*cough,*Mark Duggan*cough*Brixton*cough.

UK's first transatlantic F-35 delivery flight delayed by weather

Re: Carrier Command

An all-weather aircraft that the RAF are afraid to fly in less the perfect weather is an embarrassment, but the sight of it failing to land on the ship explicitly designed for it would just prove that the Royal Navy can screw up an acquisition process every bit as well as the RAF.

ZTE can't buy chips from America – but can still get sued for patent infringement in the US

Re: U S NAY

"It's still the richest country in the world" - No, it is not.

It is behind China and the EU on most lists including the CIA factbook.

Chief EU negotiator tells UK to let souped-up data adequacy dream die

Re: Well, duh

"There's 27 of them, so they have a fair choice....

Which one of them is going to take up the UK position in the financial world? Or pay the UK share of the budget?"

Financial services accounts for roughly 7% of the UK GDP at about £120b. Since Frankfurt, Paris and Dublin have already picked up a good deal of the financial markets business and most of the rest will follow, the income from that should help offset the 'pain' of losing the UK' s share of the EU budget. I wonder what the May and crew have lined up to replace that source of income?

Whois privacy shambles becomes last-minute mad data scramble

RE: I get lots of contacts to my registered address

It is your *registered address*! It is the address that you have chosen to register as the *public* point of contact for the website that you have chosen to *publicly* publish! Of course this must continue. Your lack of ability to set up a spam filter or use a [e-mail] address doesn't stop you from publishing the site (though maybe it should) so why should it stop me from inviting to partake of the latest special offer?

You're in charge of change, and now you need to talk about DevOps hater Robin

Every fad that I have come through has, with hindsight, brought at least some advantages over its predecessor but not one single one of them lived up to the marketing hype, and most even failed at their major selling point. Remember how OO was going to create a world of reuse-ability? When will the evangelists get the message that each fad they are singing the praises of is not "THE ANSWER", it is just a tool, and that every professional knows that some tools are better at some jobs then others.

I've got way too much cash, thinks Jeff Bezos. Hmmm, pay more tax? Pay staff more? Nah, let's just go into space

Do you want to live in a planet where Jeff Bezos is the supreme emperor?

As opposed to one with Trump in charge? Ohhhh... Tough one.

Blighty stuffs itself in Galileo airlock and dares Europe to pull the lever

What planet are you on?

Can somebody please explain to this poor thick Irishman what the British politicians think is going on?

A rather small and self interested group of people supported by the media they owned managed to force/trick/con a tiny majority of the British population into thinking that leaving the EU would be a good idea. OK, well sh1t happens and maybe leaving is the right thing for the British nation (though I strongly doubt it) but having then (unnecessarily) signed and delivered divorce papers to Europe, why on earth would anybody think they would be able to keep the best silver or that their requests for a quickie 'for old times sake' would be granted? Sorry lads (and lasses), the only people who do well from a divorce are the lawyers. If the costs of Galileo, or any other project that British politicians representing British voters agreed to is increased by the actions of British politicians, then British voters and tax payers will have to pay those costs.

German sauna drags punters to court over naked truth

Mail online is over there

Who really cares what goes on in a German sauna?

'Disappearing' data under ZFS on Linux sparks small swift tweak

Goto Jail, go directly to jail.

Am I the only one to get nervous about the use of 'goto' statements in the code?

If (err == 0) goto retry;

Huh? Does zero mean no error, in which case why are they retrying, or is it a recoverable error, in which case why not use the appropriate constant?

I don't know who approved it or why, but I can see why they didn't spot this problem. I don't know what other problems they have missed but I am sure they are there.

For a story about the benefits of open source, you have picked a very poor example.

Boeing ships its 10,000th 737

Re: A milestone, surely

According to Flightaware, https://uk.flightaware.com/live/aircrafttype threre are currently 1,624 A320's in the air and 1581 737-600's.

Hansa down, this is cool: How Dutch cops snatched the wheel of dark web charabanc

Re: Credit where its due...

Daily Mail reader I presume? Nice attempt to associate recreational drug use with emotive headlines without the use of evidence. Just think, if governments got their head together and taxed drugs they way they do booze, 90% of societies drug related problems would be solved overnight, but I suspect that doesn't fit with your view of the world.

GitHub shrugs off drone maker DJI's crypto key DMCA takedown effort

You have that backwards. When using a public service (such as github) only a very few people with very specific permissions can make your data actually private, and none of them work for you.

Butt plugs, mock cocks, late pay and paranoia: The world of Waymo star Anthony Levandowski… by his kids' nanny

Why?

Is there any particular reason that El Reg thought it important, or even relevant to post these details?

Now had it been a blue-toothed butt-plug...

US senators vow to filibuster FBI, er, NSA's domestic, errr, foreign mass spying program

Old age...

Old age is a terrible thing. I can remember a place that was called "The home of the brave, and the land of the free". I just cant remember if it was real or a fantasy.

Russia claims it repelled home-grown drone swarm in Syria

Hi tech?

Hi tech? I don't think so.

20 minutes on google, fleabay and Ama$on and I think I can source all the parts and knowledge required to build a UAV with a one meter accurate autopilot, 5kg payload and 20km+ plus range for under $750.