* Posts by Paul Smith

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Backup frustration brought this CTO to forefront of ransomware protection

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ZFS?

Is that not just a propitiatory version of ZFS?

Cooler heads needed in heated E2EE debate, says think tank

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Is a stranger a friend or an enemy?

Most of us are lucky enough enough to live in societies that have a legal system based on "innocent until proven guilty", unfortunately that belief belongs to a time when a stranger was simply someone you didn't know yet. Modern society, particularly in the UK and the US has shifted to believing that a stranger is a threat and that is incompatible with the presumption of innocence. If you are innocent, then nobody has a right to intercept or interfere with your communication. If you are a threat, then the state must protect itself from you by any and all means available. So, which society do you want to live in?

Linux kernel patch from Google speeds up server shutdowns

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Re: It's Linux

Isn't that illegal?

The first step to data privacy is admitting you have a problem, Google

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Science

"One of the joys of academic research is that if you do it right, you can prove the truth". Sorry, but that is not how science works.

One of the joys of science is that anyone can prove something is false, but nobody can prove it is true. We can say our theory for how we think something works and we can present loads of evidence supporting that theory, but if anybody, at any time, finds a single piece of evidence that our theory can not explain, then we have to go back to the drawing board. It doesn't mean the theory is no longer useful, but it is not the "whole truth" and it might be false. Newtons laws of motion are the perfect example. His theories provide a simple and complete explanation for how things move, and they cover every possible situation - unless they move very, very fast or are very, very small, when Newtons laws give the wrong answers and you need to use the theories of relativity or quantum mechanics to explain what is happening.

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That's hooey

"Google knows what every byte of that data is, and what it's used for." Now that is hooey. They collect the data because it is there and can be collected. They have no idea what most of it means or how it can be used, but they are afraid that if they don't collect it they might miss out on something that later proves to be important.

114 billion transistors, one big meh. Apple's M1 Ultra wake-up call

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When I were a lad...

A task that took 18 hours twenty five years ago, which could be halved every 18 months for a near constant £1500 by the application of Moore's law, made upgrading worth every penny. Twenty five years later the same Moore's law means the same task takes under a second, so it is much harder to justify an upgrade to reduce the time to half a second.

BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right

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Poacher turned gamekeeper?

Simon looking out for the interests of the company? Is he sick, or is the PFY setting him up for a coup d'état ?

HMRC: UK techies' IR35 tax appeals could take years

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Re: Why engauge in legal action with your client

If you had been working for a bunch of clients for years, and all of a sudden one or more refuse to employ you any more just because you are gay, black, female or a contractor, why wouldn't you sue them?

US carriers want to junk three times more Chinese comms kit than planned

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What American replacements?

The majority of the kit is question does not have US conterparts. It is Swedish (Ericsson) or Finnish (Nokia) and French (Alcatel/Lucent). The Americans have no skin in the 5G game.

FBI says more cyber attacks come from China than everywhere else combined

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Re: Surprise Surprise

Here are the official lists: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alleged_Chinese_spy_cases_persecuted_in_the_United_States

To me, the majority of these crimes look like pretty straightforward theft, greed and ego rather than anything state sponsored.

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Re: Surprise Surprise

The American political system requires a 'them' to give the people someone to be afraid of. It happens to be the turn of the Chinese to fill that role. Do you not think that if they had any actual evidence of wrong doing, it would be splashed all over the front page of the NYT and the lead story on FOX and CNN?

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Joke

I wonder?

My mate uses a VPN to watch American shows on Netflix, I wonder if the FBI is counting that as a Chinese hack?

He ain't heavy, he's my brother: Bloke gives away SpaceX ticket because he was over weight limit

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Coat

Obviously didn't want to go

There are always options if you want something badly enough, I would have given an arm and a leg...

US lawmakers want to put NSO Group, 3 other spyware makers out of business with fresh severe sanctions

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Re: Shouldn't the states that abused human rights be punished too?

Anybody else think it is pretty hypocritical for the US to tell other countries how they should behave while Guantanamo still operates and prisoners are still executed?

Intel updates mysterious 'software-defined silicon' code in the Linux kernel

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Re: First person to do it rules the world.

They didn't become billionaires by giving power to consumers, why should they start now?

Can Rust save the planet? Why, and why not

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Coat

Cool!

Looks like its time to brush up on my Pascal!

Mine is the with with a Turbo in the pocket.

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

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Devil

Horrible memories

That code brings back horrible memories, not of Elite which I loved, but of a job I had in the 80's in Nuneaton programming a stock management system on a Wang CS mini-computer using interpretive basic with two character variables. Oh I was glad when I got out of there.

Keep calm and learn Rust: We'll be seeing a lot more of the language in Linux very soon

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Re: You spend a lot of time talking about C++

Hello. My name is Paul and I'm an idiot. I have been dry for 27 days...

Google swats away £3bn Safari Workaround ad-tracking cookie lawsuit in Supreme Court victory

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Re: Another "get rich quick" scheme bites the dust

That's exactly what I said and I got a bunch of down votes. Regardless of how scummy you think Google et al. are, this case was not about altruism or defending the poor and downtrodden. It was wasting the courts time in the hope of a big payout.

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Another "get rich quick" scheme bites the dust

I bet the lawyers still get paid :)

NSO fails once again to claim foreign sovereign immunity in WhatsApp spying lawsuit

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FAIL

Much as I think NSO sucks...

This case sucks more.

If I make hammers, and you used a hammer for nefarious purposes, how is that my problem?

If Meta win the case, then what? And if they lose? So what?

The only people who benefit from this are lawyers.

AWS has started upgrading the software behind S3 storage cloud

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Reservations?

"...and substantial adoption by the ShardStore engineering team".

Not total. Not even widespread. Just "substantial". I must remember that when my agile coach starts badgering me to adopt the latest fad.

Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W: Nippy stocking filler for the nerd in your life – if you can get one

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Re: Ordered. Been waiting for this.

I love that idea. Take an obviously fake CCTV enclosure and put a real CCTV inside it. Brilliant!

Teen bought Google ad for his scam website and made 48 Bitcoins duping UK online shoppers

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Re: Owning Bitcoin is not a crime

Unexplained Wealth order.

Warehouse belonging to Chinese payment terminal manufacturer raided by FBI

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Strong hints of nationalistic bias running through this story. That PAX is a Chinese company is incidental to the story, so why does it make the headline? Have the Chinese become the modern day Jews to be blamed for every ill?

Hitting underground pipes and cables costs the UK £2.4bn a year. We need a data platform for that, says government

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Somebody can't count. Headline, "Hitting underground ... costs the UK £2.4bn a year". Text body says, "industry could save £350m a year by avoiding accidental asset strikes". So this system might prevent one strike in seven?

Facebook posts job ad for 10,000 'high-skilled' roles to 'build the metaverse' – and they'll all be based in the EU

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Re: Which language?

Eh, no, it doesn't. Ireland is the only nation left in the EU with English as a first language.

BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

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"We've bought this setup and now you must make it work"

My preferred reply:

"I hope you kept the receipt."

Texas cops sue Tesla claiming 'systematic fraud' in Autopilot after Model X ploughed into two parked police cars

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Re: Yes it is Tesla's fault

That system only avoids collisions with other planes that have TCAS equipped and operational, and at no time in the entire flight is the pilot not in charge.

Myanmar junta demanded telcos activate phone interception tools – and we refused, says Telenor

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The other half of interception is the tracking of location data. The junta does not need to know what a suspect says if they know everybody the suspect talks to and who they talk to in turn.

Apple responds to critics of CSAM scan plan with FAQs, says it'd block governments subverting its system

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FAIL

It is *not* your device

A lot of the outrage here seems to be based on the mistaken assumption that people think they own their phones. At best, you have a license to use the physical manifestation of it. The OS, the apps, the infrastructure, and all the things that make the lump of plastic and metal useful, belong to somebody else, and yes, they can do what they like with it. If this angers you, don't take it out on me, just go back and read the terms and conditions that you accepted.

Perl's Community Affairs Team chair quits as org put on ice by code language's foundation

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Is that still a thing?

I remember Perl. I remember once patting myself on the back and thinking just how clever I was for coming up with a really cool solution to a nasty little problem. Unfortunately, when I went back to it about six months later it looked like a puppy had puked in my editor. I had no clue what it did or how so I had to start again from scratch. I don't think I have actively used Perl in the last decade or two. It had a good life, now it is time to let it die with dignity.

Just one in 5 Googlers plan to swerve the office permanently after COVID-19

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Turn the headline around.

Despite lots of free stuff and what would usually be described as about the best office environment you can get, 20% of googlers would still rather not have to turn up in person.

Brit authorities could legally do an FBI and scrub malware from compromised boxen without your knowledge

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You haven't changed the motivation to attack computers and you haven't changed the motivation to protect them. All your proposal achieves is to give a minister the power to take someone off line. As for the idea that extending such powers is fantasy, I suggest you read up on RIPA. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulation_of_Investigatory_Powers_Act_2000#Agencies_with_investigative_powers

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No the issue is that you want to give authorities a mechanism of taking someone offline. This week it is malware, next week it will be something else, and you still haven't done anything that addresses the problem which is that it is 1) a profitable and low risk form of crime and 2) leaving servers unpatched is cost effective. Change that balance and the problem goes away.

If some scumbag breaks into your home to fund their next fix, they are not prosecuted for the £25 they got for your stuff, they are prosecuted for the £1000+ damage they caused to you. And if you don't have locks on your door or don't bother using them, then you don't expect the insurance company to pay out. Apply the same to computer systems. Make the punishment slightly more sever then the current slap on the wrist and make the consequences of maintaining vulnerable systems not worth the savings.

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Fuck no! A company wants to publish information embarrassing to the government de jour and you want to give the authorities the power to take them down for an unproven threat?

Truth and consequences for enterprise AI as EU know who goes legal: GDPR of everything from chatbots to machine learning

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Stuff and nonesense

If the model uses personally identifiable information, then it is not a legal model and it can not be used unless all GDPR steps have been taken. It can not 'retain' some data and not others, and it can not 'leak' data that it doesn't have to start with.

Oracle cuts support for South African energy biz Eskom in long-running licensing dispute

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If you ever needed a good reason to avoid dealing with Oracle, this is it.

'Imagine' if Virgin Galactic actually did sub-orbital tourism: Firm unveils new chrome job on SpaceShip III

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Re: His model isnt ultimately space tourism

Microsats into LEO is one of his *other* business model. It is independent of the Space tourism venture.

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Re: Pigs in Space

Out of a population of over 7 billion, 562 have reached space. 556 have orbited the earth, 24 have left Earth orbit and only 12 have set foot anywhere else.

And you wonder why people are fascinated by space.

BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex)

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Re: fine print, grey text

Unless there is the usual clause that says any clause the would render the contract invalid may be ignored thereby not rendering the rest of the contract invalid.

Intel told by jury to pay $2.18bn to VLSI for ripping off two semiconductor patents

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One point three billion

I thought there was something that meant you couldn't patent the patently obvious. If I want to use something that uses variable voltage, then I need access to the minimum voltage I can use. a) How is this patentable, and b) how is it worth one point three billion dollars?

Facebook and Apple are toying with us, and it's scarcely believable

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Customer?

The author of this article and a few of the commentards appear seems to be under the mistaken belief that they are customers of Facebook or Google.

The service that both companies sell is their ability to put relevant ads in front of people. You are not their customer, you are their product. You are what they sell!

Terraria dev cancels Stadia port after Google disabled his email account for three weeks

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Re: buying apps

If you go to a broker who hooks you up with a supplier, you are the suppliers customer, not the brokers. Google is the broker here, not the supplier.

Severe bug in Libgcrypt – used by GPG and others – is a whole heap of trouble, prompts patch scramble

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Nostalgia

This brings back so many memories.

So, do you prefer to brace at the end of a line as any normal sane programmer does, or do you brace on the start of a new line like a heathen degenerate embarrassment of a human that should be disowned by their own mother?

Dell CTO shares his hottest trends for 2021: Four interesting technologies, one of which is still borderline sci-fi for now

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Re: 5G is fine with the plebs

5G is no more functional than 4G for consumers. There is only one thing you can do with 5G as a consumer that you can't do with 4G, and that is brag that you have 5G. Telecoms operators can do more with 5G kit for the same money so that is why they are interested. Phone makers have another box they can tick on the feature list encouraging upgrades which is why they are interested. You, as a consumer, just don't have an opportunity to use URLL.

Linux developers get ready to wield the secateurs against elderly microprocessors

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Re: People still make these older CPUs last I checked...

"It's worth pointing out the "little smaller" part, but the "little faster" part is almost always dead wrong."

You have that backwards. Yes doing 64bit stuff on a 64 bit computer (with a 64bit OS) is faster then then doing 64bit stuff on a thirty two bit computer, but doing 32 bit stuff is always faster then doing 64 bit stuff on the same computer, simply because you are moving half the data.

About $15m in advertising booked to appear on millions of smart TVs was never seen by anyone, says Oracle

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Something smells fishy

Oracle are claiming that they can prove advertisers were charged for impressions that did not appear, but they can not say who did the charging? That does not add up.

Either Oracle are making stuff up (lying) to advertise their analytics engines, which comes under the heading of false advertising, or they are saying that advertisers are doing business with unregistered entities and paying bills without verifying that contracted services were delivered, which is financial malfeasance.

UK MoD bungs Boeing £500m to plug gap left by a system it should have provided under £800m contract from 2010

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F*ck me! I'm in the wrong business

If this was the plot of a BOFH story, it would rejected for being unbelievable .

Telcos face £100k-a-day fines unless they obey new UK.gov rules on how to deploy Huawei 5G gear in their networks

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Re: Why?

I guess you don't know much about telecoms. Neither a failed base station, a broken switch nor unpatched software interrupt service delivery. The call still gets through.

People die when railway signals are wrong.

People die when air traffic controllers are confused.

People do not die when a call is routed less than optimally. So I ask again, why is this draconian legislation necessary?

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