Posts by EPurpl3

iOS 13 leaks suggest Apple is finally about to unleash the iPad as a computer for grownups

Re: buying a Ferrari and fitting it with four space-saver spare tires

Have you tried a Android? (Dont hurt me :D)

My old old old Galaxy S5 had this feature since like forever. I'm just saying, I don't try to start a war...

Oddly enough, when a Tesla accelerates at a barrier, someone dies: Autopilot report lands

There have been Tesla related accidents in other countries too, countries with "better" lane splits.

NASA's first all-woman spacewalk outside ISS cancelled – due to lack of spacesuits that fit

So here we are... ready to conquer the infinite.... :)))

BTW, who would've thought that a woman named Cock wont fit? :)))

They're BAAACK: Windows 10 nagware team loads trebuchet with annoying reminders to GTFO Windows 7

I use woody as well, he is very good at what he's doing :D

US prosecutors whack another three charges on list against ex-Autonomy boss Mike Lynch over $11bn HP biz gobble

Re: Due diligence

Usually some people get some bonuses on this kind of merges and acquisitions. To hell with the investors, just aim for the bonus!

Nobody in China wants Apple's eye-wateringly priced iPhones, sighs CEO Tim Cook

As a designer i really like the idea that design sells so well on such a high price to so many people. OFC, the designers do not get enough credit for their work, the CEO gets most of the money, so i have to optimize my expenses so i will never buy a iPhone.

Re: Patriotism [Was Overpriced kit]

Is not only patriotism, some Chinese phones are really good and cheap, even for Europe. My brother has a 3 years OnePlus and i have a 6 months Galaxy S9 (which is a lot more expensive). Trust me, i have found things that OnePlus does better than a S9. Was like having the joker on a game of cards. Instantly i have found OnePlus as a viable alternative to any phone. Best thing about it was the battery life, after 3 years was running almost 3 days without charging.

Re: Overpriced kit

How can you be owned by Google in China? China is a communist country, they are really paranoid regarding the privacy of Mother China and her citizens. If China allows Android than there is no doubt that Google doesnt own anything.

Wow, look out, hackers: Trump to order 60-day cybersecurity probe

From now I will sleep so well, knowing that Trump is taking care of this... Lol

Forget malware, crooks are cracking ATMs the old-fashioned way – with explosives

Nothing compares to a good old explosion :d

Microsoft preps defence against the dark arts for enterprise customers

They should make it work on any browser

Analyst: iPhone 7 points to price jump

I do

Forgive me, father, for I have used an ad-blocker on news websites...

I am a web designer and I create flashy animated ads. No remorse at all for using ad blocker, I already offer so much to those greedy bastards who use them :DDDD

WhatsApp is to hand your phone number to Facebook

I liked WhatsApp, I think I will delete my Facebook account so I can use WhatsApp privately. It wonder if that works...

Adobe preps emergency Flash patch for bug hackers are exploiting

Damn, I love the articles about Adobe, so much anger and frustration. Keep it up Adobe, you are doing it great!

Photographer hassled by Port of Tyne for filming a sign on a wall

The worst article I have ever read. Any photographer have to deal with all kind of situations daily, some much worst than this. This article is totally unfit in a tech website or on any other online newspaper because is not of public interest, this belong on the personal blog of a failed photographer who can't deal with a simple situation.

Panasonic Toughbooks are so tough they can smoke

Re: Made in 2011 - and still going!

My Acer died after 10 years

Google, didn't you get the memo? Stop trying to make Google+ happen

Oh, great, they have destroyed YouTube with their g+ and now they are going to do the same with photos and hangouts

Google to deep six dodgy download buttons

Nice try to make me disable the ad blocker, Google, but you didn't convinced me. Try harder!

Autodesk vapourises ten per cent of jobs to go completely cloudy

Re: To anyone embarking on a Video Game / 3D art career...

I have switched from 3d max to Blender long time ago. Blender is great and not only for 3d, is a great video editing and motion graphics software.

Now you can easily see if a site's HTTP headers are insecure, beams dev

https://securityheaders.io/?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fbi.gov%2F

FBI

Five reasons why the Google tax deal is imploding

Re: So are they breaking the law or not?

So they won't have to pay billions when the EU will declare their tax evasion illegal. They will say "we have already pay for all the past years"

Nvidia GPUs give smut viewed incognito a second coming

Buy ATI if you want to fap, lol

Windows XP spotted on Royal Navy's spanking new aircraft carrier

Why not Windows XP

Is more secure than Windows 10, at least Microsoft will not data mine it

I can turn Yahoo! around claims hedge fund manager

She tried everything to make Yahoo a giant again, cool parties, lobby, publicity, scandals, hype, new logo, etc. What she has missed is to make Yahoo useful again for the users. Boosting the number of ads without boosting the number of new users is the worst policy possible. Really, if I travel to another country I can't even authenticate. WTF, that's totally not user friendly and is not logical...

7 million Apple Watches just buried the competition – Canalys

Apple Pay is my favourite thing with it, so useful when using London Underground , ands it's quicker than using traditional plastic

You should buy a bike or a car, it's quicker than anything

Found it handy answering calls when my hands are messy like when cooking in the kitchen

And how do you hold the phone with messy hands after you answer?

Add on the fact I can now keep track of how active I am too, I'd feel lost without an Apple Watch now

Keep track of how active you are? Lost without an Apple Watch? Alzheimer? :d

Cyber racketeers convicted over $1bn international conspiracy

Any American citizen had to pay taxes regardless of in which country he made the profit. That's why many Americans who work in other countries drop the American nationality.

I don't know if this is the case here, though.

Acer: Our sales promos left us nursing operating losses

Wow, the best laptop I had was a Acer, I am sorry to hear this, just planning to buy a new Acer next year.

How can it possibly be time to patch Xen again?

Nice article, what's Xen? :D

Russia to suspend US GPS stations in tit-for-tat spat

“Now if we can only get the Russian soldiers in Crimea to start using iMaps, they'll be out of there within a week without a shot being fired.“

What Russian soldiers in Crimea?

Google, Apple pop a cap in that Flappy Birds crapp app flapp

Definitely Google has more apps than Apple, I have searched, more than 250 flapp crap games on Google app store.

Toshiba opens curtains, reveals air-cushioned 5-terabyte terror

Now that Toshiba bought OCZ I expect more form tham, I hate HDD and I am not using one, I want a 5TB SSD, HDD break so fast, I have 5 broken laptop HDD and I have to recover the data from tham and that will cost me a shit load of money.

Sony's PlayStation 4 pwns Xbox in the United States

BTW, fuck Steam

Re: Popcorn

Long live Good Old Games, mother f....

Windows 8.1 becomes world's fourth-most-popular desktop OS

Once I wanted to get money from an ATM and had a frozen Windows 95 login screen. Some are still using those on ATM's :d

China's Jade Rabbit moon rover might have DIED in the NIGHT after 'abnormality'

Oh man, this is beautiful, makes me want to cry, lol

US can't get its hands on Navy hacker Victor Faur, aka SirVic

“Surely under US law it's perfectly legal to hack foreigners computers? And therefore vice-versa, so no case to answer.“

Don't forget to mention that even spying innocent people via Facebook and Google by NSA is legal and moral for them

Apple fanbois make it 'official', hook up with Internet of Fridges Things

"The new Apple application will allow you to flush your toilet by using a iPhone while the Apple TV will stay playing Hallelujah"

AMD's 'Revolution' will be televised ... if its CPU-GPU frankenchip Kaveri is a hit

Re: Dull and slow

“And for general usage could you tell the difference?“

Everything uses GPU this days so I guess that there will be an improvement. Even on surfing on internet, browsers support hardware acceleration, YouTube too. I am very optimistic regarding this new design but I bet that Apple has already patented this :))

OCZ and Toshiba drive out new retail SSD line with Barefoot controller

Nice, I own a OCZ SSD and a Toshiba laptop, both are great.

BT 118 phone number fee howler lands telco giant with £225k fine

Busted, he he he.

'Leaked' iPhone 6 pics will make cool fanbois WEEP - it's a PHABLET

Bad news iTards, you iPhone 5s has already expired :)))

Bill Gates is once again the richest man on Earth

Re: The rich get richer ...

"Yeah, compared to the people he's giving money to, we all must look like Bill Gates."

No, I'm not old :D

Sony seeks mojo reboot with 147-inch 'honey-you-can't-afford-me' 4K home projector

How can you not want one... for free :D

Really, I would buy one for 1000

Ubuntu unleashes dual boot tool for Android mobes'n'slabs

Actually this article was not about you paid days.

Re: Any chance they can...

"...do the same thing for my Chromebook?"

Did you prayed for that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Re: Interesting concept.

"Is Ubuntu good on phones? I'm not sure what advantages one would get by booting Ubuntu instead of Android."

Gimp will be great on a tablet. Inkscape too, especially if you will be able to use the touch as a graphical tablet.

Apple won't bag HUMUNGOUS 4G deal... 'cos China HATES plastic iPhone 5C – analyst

Buying iPhones from the Chinese manufacture for 1 dollar and selling it back for a shit load of money, is this the Chinese economic plan?

British Second World War codebreaker Alan Turing receives Royal pardon

Ti hi :D