Posts by redpawn

Trump campaign cites Iran election phish claim as evidence leaked docs were stolen

Having promised a reward

for Russia finding the "missing" emails from Clinton's server, objecting to foreign interference is a bit rich though true to form.

Gas pipeline players in talks to fuel AI datacenter demand

Re: Please Stop this Madness

How is this a Joke? Marketing has done this since before the pyramids were built.

Light-weight solar-powered flying robots are coming

Re: Those with a pessimistic bent

How about a few 10^x viruses?

Car dealer software slinger CDK Global said to have paid $25M ransom after cyberattack

Ensuring the Future

will be like the past.

Devs claim Apple is banning VPNs in Russia 'more effectively' than Putin

Not the Apple I loved

I remember when they believed in free software and included a schematic with their computers. Now they are in favor of secrets and secretive governments for few rubles. As American as napalm now. Feel the Love.

Next-gen Meta AI chip serves up ads while sipping power

Sounds about as useful as Bonzi Buddy. Too bad I don't have the computing power to run AI.

First Armv9 automotive CPUs aim to power AI-enabled vehicles

Will it run without the AI?

Engine management, anti-lock brakes and perhaps autonomous anti-collision braking avoidance are nice, but these functions do not require AI. However, if you want the car to pick your restaurant and vacation destination, this might be your ticket. As of now I carry a phone to make me stupid and that is enough extra tech. It can navigate in times of desperation and has the benefit of being turn offable or even chucked out the window if I choose.

Elon and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad legal week

Re: What is it with these hard-right muppets?

No. They have money and power. We are different as we lack those attributes.

Reported $60M Reddit deal signed to train AI models with user data

Tesla

I think Tesla would benefit from this data set for its "self driving" vehicles.

AI won't take our jobs and it might even save the middle class

Who gets to train the AI?

What AI can do for or to us depends on the data set and rules the AI is trained on. My suspicion is that I or you are not going to be the ones given the training task. Thus AI will be a tool which does not empower the average person but just becomes another tool to control us. AIs will be promoted based on their ability to push power to the employer or large corporation. Expect egalitarian AIs to be made illegal.

Beer icon because Valentines Day.

Doom turns 30, so its creators celebrate seminal first-person shooter’s contribution to IT careers

my parents were horrified by an early arcade game where you ran over pedestrians with a very slow car, at which point they became grave markers that would bog down your car. The pedestrians were safe on the pavement but kept entering the street to be run down. All very simple, monochrome and probably responsible for the state of driving to this day.

Mac daddy Woz hospitalized in Mexico over mystery malady

Re: Not Mac daddy

More like Apple I and ][ daddy. Great work on the floppy disk controller as well. Get well soon!

Alien rock remains found not on but deep inside the Earth

Journey to the Center of the Earth

Interesting idea. Hope more detailed analysis follows. Also, how many sensors are needed to acquire this level detail of other planets' or moons' cores and mantles?

Astronomers spot collision between two exoplanets, both feared vaporized

feared vaporized

As if any occupants of the planets moons would know the difference.

Data breach reveals distressing info: People who order pineapple on pizza

Having grown up in Hawaii

and living there now, I'll pass on the pineapple on pizza as an abomination. Even egg on pizza is better.

Apple pairs well with profits, not repair shops

Re: Pairing

Did you read the article?

HP reveals bonkers $5k foldable tablet/laptop/desktop

It's missing

fold out table legs, a cup holder and an electric kettle. Just add those things and it will sell like flapjacks or griddle cakes.

Mozilla calls cars from 25 automakers 'data privacy nightmares on wheels'

It just keeps getting better

They need it all, in addition to your payments and maintenance costs of course. Have they promised not to make your life hell if you think of changing brands? Do they have to inform you that you can opt out of some of their data mining? Have they even promised not to DOX, or SWAT you if you object? Waiting for bicycle manufacturers to follow suit...

Twitter name and blue bird logo to be 'blowtorched' off company branding

Re: "This is an X Twitter"

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Twitter Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

Florida is for Felons

Everything he touches turns to Sh*t. Just checked my bathroom to make sure none of "his" documents were stored there. Relieved my paper roll was clean before use.

Salesforce boss Benioff scores payday of nearly $30m amid cost cutting

I'm Sure

he's using those millions to help the displaced workers find new employment, so all good.

NASA InSight lander spills the beans on Mars' core

Old Data =

New Discoveries.

Mine that data and share the gold!

With thanks to all the Boffins involved at every stage of the process.

Texas mulls law forcing ISPs to block access to abortion websites

Re: This Law Will Be Enacted

By being Dimmer. Being Dimmer causes the change that Theocracy demands.

Russian hacktivists DDoS hospitals, with pathetic results

Because

attacking hospitals will make the Right Pondians like Putin better? Or cower in fear of script kiddies and quit supporting Ukraine?

Tesla hits the brakes on rollout of Full Self-Driving code to new users

Musk's AI

Is it Self Driving or is it dead? My apologies to the poor cat.

Chinese defence boffins ponder microwaving Starlink satellites to stop surveillance

How many is critical mass

Satellites have a nonzero chance of being hit by meteor fragments or space debris. Each hit satellite produces more projectiles as in fission. How many can there be in LEO before critical mass is achieved without anti-satellite warfare?

This won't hurt a bit: Amazon now a US healthcare provider

Prime Members

will be able to ship themselves free of charge in a coffin sized box stuffed with packing material, to their regional Amazon healthcare center.

Microsoft injects AI search into Bing, Edge, Skype apps

Artificial Idiocy

Just what I wanted, as I am not stupid enough when using "my" devices.

Microsoft's new AI BingBot berates users and can't get its facts straight

Re: Sydney fell in love with a NY Times reporter

Stalker creepy! Manipulative and unrelenting, if you want to learn how to be in the worst sort of relationship there are lessons here that may have come from Love Scammers. Time to wash my brains now.

Apple complains UK watchdog wants to make iOS a 'clone' of Android

But...

I like slow incompatible browsing with only the most perfect of failings.

The Twitpocalypse may have begun, as datacenter migration reportedly founders

Edicts

I'm sure a proper edict would have fixed this. Perhaps He should have read The Prince before trying to be one.

US warns aging air-traffic control code won't be fixed until 2030

Re: It'll Be Soooo Cooool ... When We Add A.I.!

You forgot the ever important BlockChain! component.

Semiconductor world in for a rough ride as chip bubble bursts at the high end

Boom and Bust Cycles

I remember being told as and elementary school student in the 60's not to become a teacher as there was a surplus. Here in Hawaii we had a Christmas Tree cycle. Shortage with high prices one year and glut the next followed again by shortage. We seem to get all caught up in the current state of affairs and plan without seeing the cyclical nature of supply and demand. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

British government torched over lack of chips strategy

Brexit

should have fixed this problem by now. Anyone care to check if it's happened already?

LibreOffice 7.5 update: A great time to jump on this FOSS productivity suite

Happy user for years

Thanks for all the work since StarOffice. Time to toss them a few more bucks for a software suite I use on Linux, Mac and PC.

Latest Windows 11 build shares desktop real estate with, er, Spotify

Sharing is Caring

No, strike that. Allowing choice over whether crap ends up on the desktop would be caring. Until then, I use mostly other OS's.

China unveils massive blockchain cluster running homebrew tech

Re: Small question...

But Blockchain is always the answer. Because Blockchain! It's a prestige issue to gain funding.

Amid FTX's burning wreckage, Japan outpost promises asset withdrawals in February

That's Inefficient

Having the government between you and a financial disaster is just inefficient. Take note of how the Greatest Nation on God's Green Earth (USA) does it, so you don't need to set your money on fire to dispose of it.

California toys with digital vehicle titles on private DMV blockchain

Is blockchain the answer?

Blockchain is always the answer. Now fund me!

AWS, Microsoft, Google among businesses owed money after FTX collapse

Well..

When you are trying to take over the world a few bad investments have to be expected, but will there be any retribution for the in house idiot pushing the investment or will they be promoted to upper management?

Scientists conclude cats only have three personalities after YouTube clip binge

Can I observe them..

and write a paper about researchers observing cats? I have a theory that there are 11 kinds of researcher:

1 -The trend follower

10 -The cat lover

11 -The Trend following cat lover

Now all I have to do is get funding.

Three seconds of audio could end up costing Fox $500,000

Fire in this Crowded Theater!

We've brought you this PopCorn Alert to remind you that your movie goes better with a EXTRA LARGE PopCorn! Just freedom of speech. Get over it.

Uncle Sam greenlights first commercial nuclear small modular reactor design

Hope

I hope they get the waste thing figured out. 35 times the waste with the waste being more volatile sounds abysmal. As an experiment this sounds good but larger modern reactors may be a better solution to to reduce CO2 output.

World of Warcraft Classic lead dev resigns to protest 'stack ranking'

I wonder

what the PowerPoint presentation to management promised. Simple answers to complex problems seldom turn out as planned.

Microsoft’s mixed reality dream meets harsh reality of job cuts

Corporate paid for the headsets

so you can experience meeting room nausea 24/7. It will only take six months to a year to move on to the next fad so take heart.

8K? That’s cute. This display has 600 million pixels

1200 person people mover

Me and 299 other cars/SUVs come together each morning to create a tiled people mover. Many of the peo-pixles are blank but that's not the point.

Twitter stiffed us on $2m bill, claim consultants in lawsuit

Freedumb isn't free

Which part don't you understand? Free- Musk gets it for free, by loan or tax benefit. Dumb- It's always dumb to trust a megalomaniac.

Ericsson's earnings slip as telcos rein in 5G spending

When the 5G appears on my phone...

the lag time for internet data becomes unbearable, large downloads are faster but I'm not doing that most of the time. My phone is more responsive with LTE so I'm not looking for sweeter snake oil at this time.

Twitter tweaks third-party app rules to ban third-party apps

Be Thankful because

Musk could be working on World Peace or vaccinations instead.

Third-party Twitter apps stopped dead with no explanation from El Musko

Genius is as Geius does

I would have said "Monkey see, Monkey do" but that would have yielded better results for Twitter. All hail that panjandrum who is Musk.