* Posts by Bladeforce

355 posts • joined 5 Sep 2013


Who thinks Microsoft Edge sucks? Erm, Microsoft


But But...

..who needs all these MicrosoftEdgeSucks.com and all when you cna just go to microsoft.com and see it anyway?

David Cameron: I'm off to the US to get my bro Barack to ban crypto – report


Hmm Cameron...

..you could always use whatsapp to talk to him after all you are worried people will hear what you say to each other. Oh thats right we don't get that luxury

Why has the Russian economy plunged SO SUDDENLY into the toilet?


Its beginning to look a lot like..

...America is the evil axis

Microsoft patch mashes Office forms and macros


Starting to look sloppy?

It's been like that since day one but hey some people do live in Microsofts cloud

UK flights CRIPPLED by system outage that shut ALL London airspace


Upgraded to Windows 7?

I'll never catch a flight again! Thats a backwards step!

Apple’s $700 BEEELLION market cap makes it more valuable than Switzerland


How much of this...

..is unpaid taxes?

We have a winner! Fresh Linux Mint 17.1 – hands down the best


Mate is a step in the right direction...

But KDE is much better

Oi, Europe! Tell US feds to GTFO of our servers, say Microsoft and pals



...so the EU can't access US servers and the US can't access the EU servers. Seems a win win for the corrupt 3 here as they can move offending emails etc to either so to keep the law away. I say we give these 3 our own EULA that says FU

Firefox decade: Microsoft's IE humbled by a dogged upstart. Native next?


Since ditching Windows..

I honestly can't remember my browser ever crashing.

Microsoft now licensing Windows by the user, across multiple devices


It's 2014..

..buying an Operating System? How sweet and so very 1990's

'Urika': Cray unveils new 1,500-core big data crunching monster



The minimum specs revealed for windows 10 to run virtual desktops

Sway: Microsoft's new Office app doesn't have an Undo function


Re: it's an beta release

"I find Microsoft's lack of an undo feature disturbing."

sounds very Darth Vader

Docker's app containers are coming to Windows Server, says Microsoft



..always chasing the innovation

Nadella's Karmagate howler was response to MICROSOFT BOARD DIRECTOR – report


Wow Microsoft...

Are the masters of bad publicity starting right at the top all the way down to the Hodge podge start menu. Seems bad publicity is endemic now. Bad software, hardware and even their name is no better than mud now

I've got a new Linux box, how does it work... WOAH, only asking :-/


Where does this Microsoft spend more on R&D BS come from?


Truth is Microsoft spend more on patent trolling than anyone else

Windows 10's 'built-in keylogger'? Ha ha, says Microsoft – no, it just monitors your typing


At Microsoft...

..we value your privacy...complete BS and where's all the Microsoft apologists on this one? You know, the ones that slate Google when deep down they know they are both the same...

Microsoft to Samsung: COUGH UP $6.9m in unpaid interest over Android PATENT SPAT


Go Samsung!

Thats all that needs to be said against the FUD from Redmond

Microsoft WINDOWS 10: Seven ATE Nine. Or Eight did really


Still a big nono..

...its still got a mix of the puke looking windows 8 (no matter how customizable it is) and we all know in future versions they will slowly force you back onto the kindergarten UI more and more. No thanks I DO NOT need windows at all

Microsoft on the Threshold of a new name for Windows next week


Windows ANK

A New Kinesthetic OS

Or WANK for short

CURSE YOU, 'streaming' music services! I want a bloody CD


One group, two words...Pink Floyd

Never to be lost in the stuttering abyss of streaming music..goes to put his meddle CD on

Microsoft sets up bug bounties for online services


Microsoft should look at their security always..

...their bugs and viruses have led to thousands of stories of people losing money from their accounts over the years. I have yet to read one about someone losing money directly from their account using the mobile equivalent, Android. No matter what people say Android may have malware but it doesnt lead to the horrible experiences people have had with windows by a long margin

Le whoops! Microsoft France boss blows lid off 'Windows 9' event


Re: Stop! Take a breath...

Get it right windows 2000 was actually good it was windows me that should have. Had the extra h for windows meh

Apple's iPhone 6 first-day sales are MEANINGLESS, mutters analyst


not surprising..

That's Liverpool for you ;-)

ISPs' post-net-neutrality world is built on 'bribes' says Tim Berners-Lee


Thsi is so going to...

..slow down technology progress for the sake of subscriptions and greed

JINGS! Microsoft Bing called Scots indyref RIGHT!


Yet Microsoft claim..

...they respect your privacy?

'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux


Wow so much copying Microsoft..

..what next? A tabbed file browser?

Microsoft have NEVER invented anything

Zuck: Yo, Mexico! My $19bn WhatsApp could connect THREE BEEELLION people



..using Facebook years ago and stopped using whatsapp when they bought it out. This boydroid does nothing for me or the internet

Microsoft's SELFIE-TASTIC Nokia 830, 730: Complete with DOG SMILE WHITENER


They really need to change

..that horrible UI that is a flash back to tetris. Still not seen one in the wild yet

Look, ma, FOUR HANDS! Microsoft bigs up pixeltastic TWO-USER mega-screen


not a good idea...

There's nothing worse than having a few people around a board touching it at the same time. Take your turn its not bloody hard!

Google has spaffed more cash on lobbying this year than Big Cable


This is the problem with American...

..companies. Is it any surprise China is kicking them back? You think China is communist try the west's comoanies. a subtle communist state at least China are open about it

Claim: Microsoft Alt-F4'd Chilean government open-source install bid


oh the irony...

..what did Steve ballmer say? Oh that's right "FOS is like a cancer" well proprietary is the cancer period.

The Return of BSOD: Does ANYONE trust Microsoft patches?


Re: Stupid

A hell of a lot of drivers for GNU are built into the kernel, much better way too

Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game


It's not just a case of renaming IE..

..they need to drop the name Microsoft too

Rupert Murdoch says Google is worse than the NSA



...like a little man hanging onto a crumbling empire under the internet, thank goodness free speech will kill off all his ideas soon

Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media


Reminds me of a classic quote from a certain movie..

..name changed for copyright purposes (lol)

"The more you tighten your grip, Murdoch, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."

What's in your toolbox? Why the browser wars are so last decade


Re: IE

"One good feature of the newer IE dev tools i like is that I can make the browser emulate lower versions of IE,"

Why, oh why, oh why? Just drop it like a stone and be dragged into the 21st century for Gods sake

Microsoft: Just what the world needs – a $25 Nokia dumbphone


Still use a ..

3310, best phone ever for mp3's i use my cambridge audio amplifier, best audio ever. For video I use a media centre, full 1080p and surround sound for under 50 quid.

Never should they meet in one device

Windows Registry-infecting malware has no files, survives reboots


The Windows Registry..

..sooo 1990's just like windows itself

Audio tech upstart DTS takes on Wi-Fi speaker juggernaut Sonos



I cant really say this is good for me as i find DTS a terrible audio experience. If I have a movie that has DTS/Dolby i always use dolby as DTS has terrible audio balance

Do YOU work at Microsoft? Um. Are you SURE about that?


Hey Nadella...

..just sell the company, i wont bat an eyelid

Murdoch calls for ISPs to be liable for users' activities


This guy reminds me of..

..Microsoft. Backs against the wall because new technology and programs dare encroach on their cash cows, then set loose the last chance saloon FUD

Bill Gates asks telcoms standards boffins to define future of money



...shut up Bill. You are being shown as a visionary but the reality is you are far from it

Microsoft joins Qualcomm's gang in Internet of Stuff standards fight


They days of...

..running a virus scan on my freezer and having to reboot it too are becoming closer

Microsoft's anti-malware crusade knackers '4 MILLION' No-IP users


Re: Bet your life...

..Prob because your efinition of malware is probably built up by how malware works within a windows environment yet in a Linux environment malware just isnt in the same league as its windows cousin

Patch looks like Microsoft FAIL, quacks like FAIL, is actually quite good


A patch for the

Patch updater, no one could dream this drivel up

Microsoft hopes for FONDLESLAB FRENZY as Surface Pro 3 debuts


just like the previous..

..models, this won't make the earth shudder. Its got Microsoft on the tin. Its a sign of the times, anything with Microsoft on the tin is just not a necessity. Xbox, windows8, surface, windows phones, cloud even office. Times are a changing

Microsoft C# chief Hejlsberg: Our open-source Apache pick will clear the FUD


Re: Like Linux....

Oh yes Microsoft did note did contribute to the Linux kernel but only for their benefit. Right now they aren't even in the top 20 companies contributing to the Linux kernel. Microsoft and true open source do not mix. The apache licence is nothingshort of having a cheat with a window as the lid locked solid by a key that Microsoft would never let you have

LEAKED: Redmond not allowed to sell 'Nokia' smartphones after 2015


So its out..

..of date soon anyway. Microsoft sure as hell knows how to shoot itself in the foot

Apple's Irish tax lair to be probed by European Commission



..your recovery on deceptive companies was always going to be a fragile foundation to begin with. Your government should have had more foresight than the limited view they have had here. Change of government you need


Begs the question...

..why didnt the EU do this and get back the millions, possibly billions from these horrible companies before putting tax hikes on entire countries..



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