Posts by Paladin

Microsoft: Stop using Microsoft Silverlight. (Everyone else has)

SCCM

Can anyone name a requirement for M$ SCCM 2012's client? Give you a hint it starts with "S" and ends with "Light"! ;-)

'Peeping while you're sleeping' NSA parody T-shirt ban BACKFIRES

Re: N for...

Or could it be U? ;-)

N for...

Hmmm... Snowden and Assange... Anyone else wonder if the NSA is closely watching anyone who's surname begins with an N? (Yes, I know the Assange situation is not strictly NSA, but it makes me wonder). It's like American Agency Hangman, albeit an extremely simple one!

WIN a RockBLOCK Iridium satellite comms module

Another couple - It's been a slow day!

WASTED

Wirelessly Activated System Terminates El' (Reg) Development

(e.g. LOHAN gets WASTED)

COURT

Critical Orbiter Unsafe Release Terminal

(e.g. LOHAN in COURT drama)

Can I have three goes?

OOPS!

Orbital Object Payload Severer

DR. NO

Direct Relay Neutralises Orbiter

DO NOT PRESS!

Damn Orbiters' Nearing Only Town Present! Register Expecting S*** Storm!

I'll get my coat!

Mystery of Guardian mobos and graphics cards which 'held Snowden files'

Oh, puleeese make this a BOFH storyline!!! :-)

C'mon Simon, It has everything apart from a lift shaft.