* Posts by Baruch

4 posts • joined 10 Jul 2007

Masses marvel at 'Most Useless Machine'

Paris Hilton

That's *So* Last Millennium...

This concept has been around for forty years that I personally know of; probably even longer. Back then, however, the machines were a it more entertaining, as a skeletal hand would creep out and *pull* the switch to turn the device off.

I suppose that when enough people forget about something, it gets "reinvented" and is considered new by a new generation. I await the (re)discovery of the Slinky, the Frisbee (previously known as the "Pluto Platter"), and the Hula Hoop.

Paris Hilton, because El Reg doesn't do IT, but they do Paris...

MS store staff in spontaneous electric boogie


This is sad...

I'm finding it difficult to believe that Microsoft has such a low opinion of the public. But wait! I understand. The public has been buying Microsoft products for years. Turns out, Microsoft is right after all. The public really is dumb enough to believe this crap.

Jane Fonda c-word slip shocks US


It's not *Americans*, it's just some cunts in the US.

Calling Americans idiots for the behavior of a few loud knuckleheads is unfair and foolish. No one has a monopoly on stupidity. Many of us here are decent, reasonable people, but unfortunately, we don't control the media.

Amazon.com sells empty Vista boxes for $200?


Empty Vista... for Cisco laptops?

Maybe it's for the cardboard laptops?



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