* Posts by mikale

7 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Aug 2013

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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Defenestrator of Chairs

Dictionary might be required.

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What's in a name?

Microfleece

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mark the life of Slack for Windows Phone

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Farewell, my fickle friend...

"It may be time for Windows Phone holdouts to finally face the inevitable and make the sad shuffle to a platform from the likes of Google or Apple."

I was already starting the sad shuffle last year... but the iPhone X is the only worthy successor (in my mind), and is priced at least 4x higher than my Windows Phone originally cost. :/

And by fickle, I mean:

• The alarm goes off whenever it feels like it... 3:00 am... no prob!

• When I launch Outlook, it bounces right back to the home screen in about 1 of 3 attempts.

• When someone calls, it might ring... or it might not. (OK... could be the carrier).

• It typically freezes at least once per week, which then requires removal of the battery. (At least the battery is removable and replaceable by me...no such luck with an iPhone).

I wish I had not bought into Steve Ballmer's wild claim about superior snogging within the Windows environment.

PDP-10 enthusiasts resurrect ancient MIT operating system

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Re: DECs funny numbering sytem

Was the CAD system made by Intergraph? Maybe AutoTrol?

Ten excellent FREE PC apps to brighten your Windows

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Re: Process Explorer

I rather prefer auto-correct's term... much more covert than "hacktool."

Murdoch machinations mean Microsoft must rename SkyDrive

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Joke

OK... more

Drive! (too bad that Yahoo! deal didn't take off)

iDrive (see what Apple does with that one)

My Drive (right before My Music and My Pictures)

YDrive? (why, indeed?)

UDrive (your turn)

SexDrive (never can have too much capacity...)

Ndrive (oops... trouble from Nvidia)

Rdrive (as in yours, mine, and the NSA's)

MurDrive (take that, Rupert...!)

DriveL (for all those cat videos)

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French flair

D'riveGauche

(apologies if this is posted redundantly)