* Posts by Andy Taylor

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Court slaps down coppers in photography case

Andy Taylor
FAIL

No right to delete

Images are one of 2 things, either they have been lawfully created and no offence has been commited, or they are unlawful and constitute evidence. If lawful then the police (or anyone else other than the owner of the images) have no right to delete them and if unlawful the police have a duty to preserve them as evidence of an offence.

Remember also that there is plenty of software available to recover deleted images from memory cards.

Windows 7 users to fly without SP parachute

Andy Taylor
Gates Horns

Why is 7 better than Vista?

Possibly because the hardware has got faster over the last couple of years.

I've got Windows 2000 running on a virtual machine on my 2 year old Macbook Pro and it flies.

Secretive Brit millionaire buys Segway Inc

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They have them in Milton Keynes Shopping Centre

As it's apparently the world's longest shopping centre, you won't be surprised to hear that the security guards there use Segways.

Microsoft ends Windows and Office 2007 rental restrictions

Andy Taylor
Gates Horns

Typical Microsoft greed

One of my previous employers is a large charity that, amongst other things, provides IT services to a number of related, but legally separate charities. Several of the services are web based and hosted on Windows.

According to Microsoft, if you run a web site that is available to the public, that's fine, shove it on IIS and away you go. Alternatively, if you run a wabsite that is only available to employees of your organisation (aka an Intranet), that's fine too.

But any service that caters for your related, but separate organisations requires all the servers that provide that particular website to have an additional "interconnect" licence.

Does this special licence provide any additional functionality? What do you think?

12 grand for no discernable benefit to anyone except Microsoft. Of course my ex-employer simply paid up rather than tell Microsoft where to go or switch to a proper web server platform.

ISPA slams Mandy's copyright land grab

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FAIL

More rights for the corporates, less for the independents

Meanwhile Lord Voldemort, I mean Mandleson wants to remove copyright protection for non-commercial use of photographs. The election can't come soon enough.

Vampires not good role models for Catholics, declares Vatican

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Coat

There's a good reason the Vatican don't want you to read Dan Brown

Because his books are rubbish, they're just trying to save you from them

What do you call a flash-based super?

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Coat

But will you able to ping it

and get back "gordon is alive"?

Mine's the one with the ray-gun

Home Office stonewalls ID findings

Andy Taylor
Unhappy

Getting the right results

@The Dorset Rambler - of course they're waiting until they have the results they want. It's a common tactic. They've taken things a stage further with the Badman review of Home Education, fed up with not getting the result they wanted 4 times in 3 years, they've found a lackey to write what they want him to. Now they've given him extra time to "collect more evidence" for an upcoming Select Committee review of the review because he can't now produce the evidence to back up what he said.

Yes, Minister anyone?

Philips waves farewell to point-and-press remote controls

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Wiimote anyone?

Looks a familiar concept but with less likelihood ofsmashing your screen.

Terry Pratchett cuts ribbon on Treacle Mine Road

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Lancastrian Treacle Mines?

I thought the treacle mines were in Tadley, Hampshire. Close to the Atomic Weapons Establishment, I'm sure Sir Terry will have heard of them thanks to his nuclear connections.

Firefox 3.1 morphs into Firefox 3.5

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It's a pity

Version 3.1x of several products have been stable and reliable over the years.

Microsoft Songsmith ad trumps Seinfeld shocker

Andy Taylor
Gates Horns

Was John Shuttleworth a consultant?

If not he should sue.

Please make it stop.

SCO auctions Unix and mobile assets to continue fight

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Hope there's no reserve price

Then if the whole thing is sold for a few hundred dollars, SCO will finally have lost everything.

Toaster used to recharge gadgets

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Coat

Nothing new

Battery manufacturers have been making batteries that toast themselves for a while now.

Mine's the one with the overheating iPod in it.

Clangers creator dies at 83

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Unhappy

A sad loss

Oliver Postgate was a truely inspired and inspirational man and I am sad to hear that he has died.

I remember watching Ivor, Bagpuss and the Clangers when growing up and now my children are fans as well. They watch (nearly) all the modern shows and enjoy them, and are equally happy to sit down and watch Ivor or the Clangers on DVD. This is a true measure of the genius of Postgate and Firmin.

Human rights court rules UK DNA grab illegal

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I've long held the belief

that Home Secretary is one of the jobs that should on no account to be given to anyone that wants it.

Smut pop-up teacher case finally resolved with misdemeanor plea

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Unhappy

Should have had charges thrown out

This poor lady has given up any hope of ever being able to teach again (she has surrendered her teaching licence) as a result of something she had no control over. I understand that she is unwell and unlikely to want to return to teaching, but she now has a criminal record thanks to idiot prosecutors.

NASA's lost toolbag filmed from Earth

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September 18th?

Shouldn't that be the 18th of November?

Passport and ID card price hike laundered via private sector

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Thumb Down

Information Security

Well, at least the supermarkets have a better track record of keeping personal data safe than Government agencies or contractors.

I suspect all these unfortunate data losses are delibrately designed to make personal data less valuable as a prelude to the ID card.

When's the election due?

Fifty years later, steam appears on British railway

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@Ed - 7ft Gauge

Surely a railway is civil engineering? Anyway, Brunel had a lot of influence on the railways and his 7ft gauge was probably the better option - the VHS vs Betamax of its day.

Prince Charles declines Doctor Who cameo

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Coat

It's Trekker

Star Trek fans are Trekkers - there's a difference:

Trekkers wonder what sex is like in outer space.

Trekkies wonder what sex is like.

Linux at 17 - What Windows promised to be

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Boffin

Benedict IX

Was Pope 3 times in the 11th Century, not sure if that makes it a better name than Linux.

Movie giants sue RealNetworks over DVD copying software

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What's the point?

When there are some brilliant free apps out there - Handbrake for the Mac for example.

Nokia creates Indoor Positioning

Andy Taylor
Coat

I thought this could be done already

I saw this done on an episode of Spooks...

Griffin pitches out-loud music without wires - or speakers

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Nothing new

This was an audio breakthrough in the days of the wind up gramophone, building the horn speaker into the box or cabinet - next thing they will be telling us how to lower the noise output by placing a scarf or hankerchief in the opening.

Did the width move for you, darling?

Andy Taylor

I've just worked out why the site looks wrong

It's the masthead - has The Register and logo and underneath "Biting the hand that feeds IT." but aligned to the right of the top line. Having this on the left hand side looks strange.

Either left justify the second line or put the whole thing in the middle and I'll be happy.

Increasing the font size in Firefox looks fine.

Apple fans besieged by iPhone Trojan and iTunes attack

Andy Taylor
Stop

If it only affects Windows machines...

How can Apple Fans be affected? Surely a real fan would be using a Mac.

Perhaps "Windows using iPhone users" didn't sound quite so sensationalist.

Artemis Fowl scribe to pen sixth Hitchhiker's novel

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Am I alone?

I liked the film, it was yet another different telling of the story, with most of the "new" plot devices and characters actually written by DNA himself.

I'm not too sure about this book idea though.

Vodafone accused of talkingtoofastinradioad

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Well I could understand it perfectly

No problem at all. Plus the number of times you hear these bloody adverts, it'd only take a couple of listens to get it.

I don't tend to listen to commercial radio any more, but I did catch my local station the other day and heard a radio advert that could have been from twenty years ago. If you remember Radio Active's "Martins of Bond Street Sale" sketch, you will understand. Ghastly.

'Googlebomb' blows up in Daily Mail hack's face

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@Shaun

Easy mistake to make I know, but it's the Express that is obsessed by Diana. You can usually tell which day of the week it is by their front page headline.

McKinnon loses extradition fight

Andy Taylor
Unhappy

Special Relationship

Once again the "special relationship" works in the favour of the US - we do whatever they want us to and get nothing in return.

Disappointed that the ECHR has decided not to hear this case, sets a dangerous precedent for the future.

Beeb to resurrect Reggie Perrin

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Unhappy

Reggie Perrin RIP

My late father introduced me to Reggie Perrin, a real comedy gem.

It was ruined by the "Legacy of Reggie Perrin" (get all the surviving cast back together years later for a barrel scraping 4th series), a remake sounds ghastly, especially if Martin Clunes is involved.

We also used to watch Tomorrows World in the days of Raymond Baxter, Michael (Screen Test) Rodd, Judith Hann and Maggie Philbin. I don't think that the show can ever be successfully brought back after "Look Around You" though. Times change - those of us who are actually interested in Science and Technology can use technology to find out for ourselves using something called the Internet.

Wireless browsers shut out of the Olympics

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It's TV Licence

not TV license, that's something that the Merkins would have if they funded their TV through a compulsory fee.

We need a pedant icon :)

Did we say you can read that?

Andy Taylor
Coat

Re-arresting someone who has been cleared...

"What the Police appear to be saying is that you can be given the all-clear as a bona fide researcher of terror material in the morning – then re-arrested the same evening for the same offence. Surely not, one might think, but that possibility is within the bounds of the Law."

Imagine the scene:

PhD Student: "Why are you arresting me again, officer? Just this morning you told me I was free to go."

PC Dibble: "Well sir, you've had time to read the manual now."

Olympic Committee wins gold for foot shooting

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Thanks to the UK Government

The law here makes the use of the word Olympic(s) extremely restricted along with gold, silver, bronze and 2012...

Ryanair cancels aggregator-booked tickets in escalating scraping war

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I've pretty much given up flying anyway

but if I do have to fly again, Ryanair will be the very last on my list because of their abominable attitude to dealing with disabled passengers.

This is just another case of making sure they get the most out of their passengers who are likely to arrive at the airport with tickets they have no idea have been cancelled.

The passengers will be faced with the choice - book another flight (at a higher cost) or lose their entire holiday/business trip.

The technique goes along with all the other things Ryanair do to extract as much cash as they can from the unfortunates who fly with them.

Brown's website is Web2.0tastic

Andy Taylor
Coat

I've just realised

It's a bit rich for the Register to be moaning about the Number 10 site's Web 2.0 credentials when you can't even put html tags in these comments boxes.

BOFH: Smash + grab

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Salmon Days

Salmon Days was a Register production - if you search the archives you'll find the various articles from early 2002.

I think I have all of the videos somewhere.

This one made it to You Tube (NSFW warning, seriously)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE94BJg3U1Q

The Fax Wizard, and real live clippy are absolute gems.

Any chance of a re-release at a higher resolution?

CERN: LHC to fire first proton-smash ray next month

Andy Taylor
Coat

Rents in the fabric of the Universe

Aren't these something that Doctor Who fixes? I suggest that the LHC is checked for small blue wooden boxes immediately before firing starts.

Mine's the one with the sonic screwdriver in the pocket.

Suprise at spelling snafu sanctions

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I am impressed, fellow Register readers

100+ comments and no mention of Lynne Truss!

There is no excuse for poor spelling. We need to return to the days when all subject teachers would correct spelling and grammar, not just the English teachers.

Pad's comment shows that with the right help and assistance it is possible for everyone to be able to communicate clearly, effectively and accurately.

Net shoppers bullied into being Verified by Visa

Andy Taylor
Unhappy

I'm with Smile too

Looking at their page on VbV, it seems that they have decided to automatically sign every customer up, but rather than have us all remember a new password, they have cleverly decided to use the "memorable name" from the existing security.

Now this is great, I don't have to remember anything new, BUT given that most people will use their mother's maiden name as the memorable name, it is hardly worth bothering with, besides, using the same password for multiple things is bad practice.

From the Smile website:

"How to Cancel"

Q: I don’t want to use Verified by Visa (VbV) how do I deactivate my account(s)?

A: VbV protects your account(s) from unauthorised use. If a VbV password is registered by the Bank/smile, your card cannot be used at VbV subscribed merchants unless the password is entered for extra security. If a VbV password is not registered your card may still be used for online transactions. Therefore to protect our customers The Co-operative Bank/smile aim to register all of our card accounts for VbV.

Q: I cannot use Verified by Visa, what alternatives are there for me?

A: Simply contact customer services on the usual telephone number or e-mail address and we will be able to discuss alternatives with you."

Jobs in 'Apple not perfect' shock

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@amanfrommars

Perhaps you're the one not feeling yourself - that post made almost complete sense!

Apple sees red over iPhone 3G

Andy Taylor

Phone pictures are from Colorware

Colorware (colorwarepc.com) is the company that will paint your PC, Mac, PDA or phone pretty much any colour you want.

The photos of the phone are lifted directly from Colorware's own original iPhone pages. Someone has just added the face on the front.

MPs report back from internet's dark side

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Coat

@Gary Myers

The time is UTC of course, which coincidentally is the same as GMT. ;)

China readies Blu-Ray competitor

Andy Taylor
Paris Hilton

Unfortunate name though

China Blue was the working name of the character played by Kathleen Turner in Ken Russell's 1984 film "Crimes of Passion". By day a sportswear designer, by night a hooker.

"Although we may run out of Pan Am coffee, we will never run out of TWA tea."

Paris for the usual reasons

Scientists decry Bletchley Park's decline

Andy Taylor
Paris Hilton

Why would the Government

want to help preserve something that reminds us all precisely why we shouldn't have ID cards?

I live a mile from the Park and my family go there to play most weeks.

Paris because she knows all about preserving wood.

The return of Killer Chlorine

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Boffin

Clean and safe

I used to work in the water industry* and the whole point about using Chlorine to treat tap water is this: Chlorine is added to the water near the end of the treatment process to kill the nasties and then most of it is removed again before the water leaves the treatment plant. What is left keeps the water safe all the way to your tap. If you're worried about it, why not filter the water before you drink it or even just leave it in a jug for an hour or two for the remaining Chorine to escape?

*It was 6 months before someone told me what the windsock at the treatment plant was for - in the event of a Chlorine gas leak, you run in the opposite direction to where the sock is pointing!

Dell hits all the wrong keys – again

Andy Taylor

Re: Apple already did it

When I switched to Mac, I thought that the @ and " keys being reversed would be a major annoyance. After 7 months, I now get more annoyed when I go back to a PC with a proper UK keyboard.

El Reg nails Street View spycars to Google Maps

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Spotted in Milton Keynes

I saw one in Milton Keynes the other day.

Irate sysadmin locks San Francisco officials out of network

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Flame

@AC

The BOFH's name, as anyone who has read his exploits will know, is Simon. Strangely, the name of the IT guy in one episode of "The Office" was also Simon.

Could they be related?

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