Posts by ecarlseen

Framework Desktop wows iFixit – even with the soldered RAM

Sorry everyone, but modular RAM is on its last legs

Performance requirements vs. the inviolate laws of physics are pushing not just towards soldered RAM, but SOC RAM.

The possible happy medium is external CXL RAM, which will be considerably slower than integrated RAM, but nowhere near as slow as flash. This will require significant OS-level support, but since it will be a server thing we may see it trickle down to the desktops (definitely for Linux, possibly for Windows, Mac users shouldn't hold their breath).

Google takes action after coder reports 'most sophisticated attack I've ever seen'

Re: Interesting

I agree - passkeys are about half a notch better than passwords, but are hardly the panacea they're promoted as.

They can still be stolen by end-device compromise

They're still vulnerable to every reset scam because 99% of end-users can't tell the difference.

They still leave all of the session cookies and whatnot vulnerable.

Business value from GenAI remains elusive despite IT spending boom

Gartner is a marketing company, very thinly disguised as a research company, and always has been.

Infosec was literally the last item in Trump's policy plan, yet major changes are likely on his watch

To fix security you have to fix liability.

In the US and most of the world, courts have decided that the consumer liability for companies with sloppy IT security is basically zero.

I mean, it's not *exactly* zero, but close enough.

If this was set to a more appropriate number, behavior would change very rapidly.

SpaceX rocketeers get fresh FAA license for next Starship launch

Re: "The FAA continues to increase efficiencies"

A ridiculous strawman and you know it.

Re: "The FAA continues to increase efficiencies"

Good. It should take less time to issue a permit than it does to build the rocket.

While other organizations talk and simulate

SpaceX is out there level-grinding and building up more EXP than everyone else combined.

The difference is so pronounced. NASA notes a heat shield problem, has 100 different labs analyze it. They're not even planning a real-world test before having astronauts trust their lives to whatever fix is proposed:

https://www.theregister.com/2024/12/06/nasa_orion_heatshield_investigation/

SpaceX has a heat shield problem, they create an engineering fix, slap it on the next rocket (along with deliberately degraded tiles), and perform a real-world test within a few months. The heat shield will go through tests on real spaceships doing real re-entries through real atmosphere at least a dozen more times before humans are placed at risk.

Ireland fines Meta for 2018 'View As' breach that exposed 30M accounts

Greed vs. Greed

And exactly how much money goes to the victims of the breech? Zero.

Maybe €251 million ($264 million) will go to the bureaucracy, but those affected get nothing.

This will be even worse than the US case where a major bank signed up customers for services without their consent. The government hit them with a massive fine, and then 5% of that went to the people affected (about $2.50 each).

Give the money back to the victims of corporate malfeasance.

Iran-linked crew used custom 'cyberweapon' in US critical infrastructure attacks

Re: "The malware was embedded in Gasboy's Payment Terminal"

You'd be surprised how awful a lot of this stuff is. I've seen gas pump terminals attached to the Internet with cellular modems with the admin interface over telnet (!) with a four-digit PIN. And not in Ye Bad Olde Days, in the last few years. I wouldn't be shocked if there were buffer overflows, input sanitization problems, etc. by the truckload in that software.

Google Gemini 2.0 Flash comes out with real-time conversation, image analysis

The reliability problem is complex.

Ideally the question shouldn't be whether the tech is perfect, but whether it is better than a typical person.

But that question doesn't work because we have, through thousands of years of cultural training, a pretty good mental model of how humans fail and we're reasonably good at (sometimes, or at least not completely crap at) designing procedures and systems that deal with human failure.

The real problem with LLM AI failure is that it's so alien to our minds that we have no instinctive or even algorithmic understanding of how to cope with its various failure modes. Therefore, it's far more difficult to slot into business processes than even fairly sketchy humans.

I don't see this changing very soon.

Vega-C finally launches ESA's next Sentinel satellite

“By comparison, the Vega-C mission marked the 351st launch by Arianespace in a considerably longer timeframe.”

Timeline perspective: SpaceX has launched roughly as many rockets in the past six months as Arianspace has in the past fifteen years, and has a planned cadence of more launches per fortnight than Arianspace has planned per year for the rest of the decade.

$373M ASML chipmaker shrinks to $228 – but it's made of Lego

Naturally, they had to add the following legal disclaimer just in case someone was planning on eating or injecting this, or shoving it into their rectum:

"⚠️ WARNING: This item may contain one or more of 900 chemicals found by the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm. The state of California requires this warning based on chemicals used in the manufacturing and/or decorating of some products. For more information, go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov"

Security? We've heard of it: How Microsoft plans to better defend Windows

One wonders how many new security holes will be created by these hastily designed, implemented, and deployed features.

Public developer spats put bcachefs at risk in Linux

Could just be me, but it I find it works fine with Safari and standard Firefox.

Prepare for an AI policy upending under Trump, say experts

How is this unknown? The answer is obvious.

One of Trump's closest confidants right now is Elon Musk, who happens to be one of the largest players in AI. Musk is a moderate safetyist, although generally friendly with the e/acc types, and his views will probably have the greatest influence on the Trump administration (until one of them blows an ego stack).

Qualcomm's Windows on Arm push would be great – if only it ran all your software

Microsoft remains its own worst enemy

It's also worth remembering, especially for developers, that Microsoft has a horrible reputation when it comes to following through on commitments to new platforms. This is where it destroyed every chance it had in the mobile space: they'd rush something out that was horribly conceived (WinCE), then pull the plug and push out something else that was poorly conceived, and each time they did so they'd shamelessly knife early adopter users and supporting vendors in the back. By the time they had a decent mobile version of Windows, everyone willing to give them a chance had been burned too many times and nobody trusted them anymore. We could run down the entire list of Microsoft's bold new strategies that they quickly abandoned leaving their supporters in the lurch (Zune and Fairplay come instantly to mind), but I'd probably hit a limit for comment length.

When Apple moved MacOS to ARM, they'd already been running a stripped-down version on iPhones and iPads for well over a decade and they knew exactly what they were doing. The key parts of the software stack and APIs had been dual-architecture for a very long time and were already mature and optimized. The hardware was bulletproof. Because Apple has a long history of sticking to its guns on major evolutions, vendors knew they weren't kidding and so anyone committed to the platform knew they had to be on board. The other key thing Apple did was provide emulation that worked extremely well. Even most action games were highly playable on the new hardware. It wasn't absolutely perfect; emulation never is. But showstopping glitches and even minor annoyances were reasonably few and far between.

Microsoft will never, ever hit this level of execution without a top-to-bottom corporate overhaul that obliterates their dysfunctional culture and that will probably never, ever happen. Windows users can expect this transition to remain a trash fire, assuming Microsoft doesn't decide to abandon it and the people who bought into it as Microsoft is wont to do.

Apple hit with £3 billion claim of ripping off 40 million UK iCloud users

Not going to defend Apple on this one.

Yes, there are many ways to back up your photos / videos / whatnot from your iDevices. I use Synology's private cloud solutions as primary and the photos app on my Mac as secondary, and there are plenty of other options.

Where Apple loses me is that when your iDevice starts running low on storage it will push you hard towards iCloud and if you're not careful in your clicks then iCloud it is. I agree that Tim Cook is the least creepy uncle in the cloud, but since I choose no creepy uncle I wish he'd fsck off as well.

And what happens when you accidentally choose the iCloud that Apple is constantly trying to ram down your throat? Turning it off deletes the files (and / or calendar / contact entries / notes / etc) from your device. What? Why? Who knows? Who cares? Yes, you can download them and then replace them, but this is a stupid amount of work.

It's not that Apple very aggressively pushes iCloud. This is annoying, but no worse than any of the other horrible vendors out there. Trapping customers like this is unethical and just being a bunch of petulant assholes. Apple used to be above that sort of thing, but the company has been running downhill since Cook took over.

Sysadmin shock as Windows Server 2025 installs itself after update labeling error

Wonder what the legal obligations really are

If Microsoft pushes the install and the end user doesn't accept even a click-through EULA, I wonder how Microsoft expects to collect on this.

If Microsoft blocks functionality based on an action they unilaterally initiated, can the end-user sue?

An interesting legal problem.

Arm reportedly warns Qualcomm it will cancel its licenses

Re: Interesting watching people assume...

Yes, that was a fantastic buy for a hell of a team. I think they paid under half a billion USD for it as well.

Interesting watching people assume...

...Qualcomm can just spin up a bunch of RISC-V cores that are optimized to anywhere remotely near where their ARM cores are like it's no big thing. That's probably a five-year, multi-billion-dollar road, assuming you have the personnel and resources to divert to it. This is roughly how long it took Apple to get to their first fully-built-from-scratch ARM cores, and their current chips have more than a decade of refinement past that. Every micro-architecture engineer you move to RISC-V has to be taken from somewhere else, and they don't exactly grow on trees. The elite ones are so rare that if you want them you just buy the company they work for (as both Apple and Qualcomm have done).

In the meantime, Qualcomm either has no products to sell or they (likely) still have to cough up the Arm money.

Considering that Qualcomm is notorious as being one of the most abusive chip vendors in terms of licensing agreements (they are to hardware what Oracle is to software), and they're well-known for treating their engineers like disposable garbage, I'm just going to enjoy watching them reap some richly-deserved karma.

OpenAI reportedly asks Broadcom for help with custom inferencing silicon

Can't wait!

Broadcom can license the technology to them and then jack the rates 1500% on the next renewal.

Richard Branson to take balloon ride to edge of space

The best thing about Richard Branson is how Fake Steve Jobs used to roast him.

See:

https://web.archive.org/web/20120122004830/http://www.fakesteve.net/2006/08/wacky-old-sir-richard-branson-calls-me.html

AMD targets Nvidia H200 with 256GB MI325X AI chips, zippier MI355X due in H2 2025

Binned memory

Ian Cutress speculates that the decrease in available memory is due to binning. It seems like a solid guess.

https://x.com/IanCutress/status/1844415513075789824

AT&T claims VMware by Broadcom offered it a 1,050 percent price rise

When they get what they deserve

First, AT&T is one of the most horribly abusive oligopoly telecoms in the world, so this is a mere fraction of the karma they're due. There's a reason their logo resembles the Death Star.

Second, as soon as Broadcom started sniffing around VMware we knew where this was possibly heading. It's not like Broadcom doesn't have a long and (in)glorious reputation here going back well over a decade. Any CIOs and IT directors that weren't at least checking the condition of the lifeboats on this soon-to-be-sinking ship are getting what they deserve.

CrowdStrike apologizes to Congress for 'perfect storm' that caused global IT outage

Re: ... trying to move a chess piece to someplace where there's no square ...

This is why chess matches and psychedelic drugs don't mix.

SpaceX Polaris Dawn mission completes first commercial spacewalk

Left unmentioned

This mission sets the record for the furthest any human women have been into outer space. And I love that SpaceX is giving its own engineers the opportunity to fly these missions rather than a glorified astronaut caste.

Major ISP bungles settings, causing Microsoft 365, Azure outage

Re: The weakest component

In a well-run organization, this is a legitimate concern.

In a poorly-run organization, moving as much technology as possible out from under their alleged leadership can be a plus, even if the place it moves to is something many of us scoff at. And many organizations are poorly-run.

13 days into the outage, will Kaseya's Traverse trip back to life today?

Re: I remember dumping Kaseya

Short version: the world is being MBA'd to death.

I remember dumping Kaseya

We were using them for endpoint management when Apple was making the final migration to 64-bit-only.

Kaseya didn't have a 64-bit MacOS monitoring client despite being given, oh, about five years notice that 32-bit mode was deprecated and going away. Anyone who did their normal MacOS version update (this is nowhere near the nail-biter that Windows version updates are) lost management capabilities, and this took about two months for them to resolve. Keep in mind that MacOS had been 64-bit for a very long time at this point; they weren't doing the Microsoft-esque separate 32-bit and 64-bit versions. It was only 64-bit with backwards-compatibility mode that was finally being stripped out.

According to Kaseya, this occurred because they were dealing with "other development priorities." For five years. This is not a serious company.

AT&T sues Broadcom for 'breaking' VMware support extension contract

"Significantly more difficult," you say?

From the lawsuit:

"7. Additionally, the support services enable tens of thousands of agents at various

AT&T customer contact centers to assist roughly 1,000,000 AT&T customers every day with

their communication needs. Without the support services, it is not a question of if but when the

software will crash due to a software error, security issue, or lack of upgrades and maintenance.

When that happens, these 1,000,000 daily customers will find it significantly more difficult to

resolve issues with their accounts because thousands of fewer customer contact agents will be

available to assist them."

Having managed AT&T accounts with fairly significant monthly and annual spending figures, I'm darkly curious to find out how this could possibly be made worse.

Gelsinger opens up about Intel troubles amid talk of possible split

Universities have not been graduating managers that know how to run lean.

And by lean, I don't mean cheap. I mean efficient. There's a difference. You could probably drop the management / administratvie headcount of most large companies by 75% and run them better. If you look at the ROI for the individual activities that many people are doing, it's outright negative: compiling TPS reports that nobody reads, etc. If you've sat through enough executive meetings you'll realize that at the end of the day they either wind up winging it or bowing to some milquetoast consensus that provides minimum personal career risk to everyone in the room - unless they're fortunate to have a badass or two with strong enough personalities to actually do the leadership thing *and* do it reasonably well. The badasses are driven by passion and commitment to actual product / service excellence as opposed to the words written in some statement of corporate values that produced mountains of infinitely detailed spreadsheets badly explaining poorly-gathered information. When you talk to the badasses they're usually tell you they're ignoring everything they learned at university. I haven't met one who said they were so thankful for their MBA, assuming they have one (in my field they usually start out as engineers who happened to have some extra talents).

I'm to the point where I think we should just scrap university degrees for business and start doing paid internships instead, with trade school-style classes for mathematics, writing, and whatever other ancillary subjects individuals might benefit from (or they can watch online videos or whatever works best for them).

Re: If you stop making the thing that made you..

Are there any CPU manufacturers other than Intel and Samsung that fab their own chips now?

Apple is probably the premier CPU company right now in terms of overall efficiency per watt. They contracts to TSMC and has probably considered doing it - they're one of the few comanies in the world who have enough money burning holes in their corporate pockets - but probably figures that it's not worth the hassle unless TSMC starts screwing up as much as Intel did.

AMD also contracts to TSMC, as does Nvidia.

Fabless is the rule now, not the exception.

Microsoft partners beware: Action Pack to be retired in 2025

Re: Goodbye stability for core applications.

When Windows 10 came out, my genuine (not just being snarky) reaction was that they were passive-aggressively trying to get out of the desktop operating systems business. Somehow they've managed to do far worse.

Re: Remember TechNet?

I remember when they moved from CDs to DVDs and the shipments got so much smaller.

Re: continues march away from on-prem and into a cloudy future

Not mine. And if you really want to see something scary go read Google's ToS that allow them to shut down your account or even your company if you have documents containing wrongthink on their servers.

Goodbye stability for core applications.

To me the on-prem vs. cloud argument is a sideshow next to the real argument: control over the stability of your IT assets and infrastructure. If an organization's IT department is a rancid dumpster fire (and many are) there may be few downsides to losing this control. But for those of us who run and have run tightly-managed IT ships and put up strong availability numbers abandoning on-prem (which this is pushing) demands that we shave at least two 9's of availability off for the greater good of Microsoft's stock P/E ratio.

And it's not like it saves us significant hassle. Managing Microsoft365 + Azure is arguably worse than managing on-prem systems, and the full scale of it hits you square in the face even for SMB environments because they aggressively opt your users into everything unless you manage to slap their digital hands away first. No thanks. I've been conscientiously dumping Microsoft for years as they are simply no longer a foundational requirement for almost anything anymore. Even with the far less-mature management tools, we manage to do far better with Macs for desktops and laptops. Life is not perfect, but it's good. I no longer bite my nails every time we roll out security updates. Financially, we still come out ahead paying for the far more expensive machines because of the lower management and support overhead. Plus it makes a lot of the users happier, and that's a big thing when you actually see it happen - it makes the whole workplace better. I've been dreaming for many, many years of a viable corporate Linux desktop, but I still think it's a bridge too far. I'm all-in on Linux servers and especially NAS systems, which scale down the management requirements tremendously and have almost microscopic attack surfaces by comparison.

Zuckerberg admits Biden administration pressured Meta to police COVID posts

Re: the next one

At this point we no longer call them "conspiracy theories." We call them "spoiler alerts."

Under pressure from Europe, Apple makes iOS browser options bit more reasonable

Re: Groan

Also left unmentioned is that Apple's browser and practices in general are more resistant than most against “surveillance capitalism” techniques that many web sites that employ these developers thrive on. When the Internet information brokers complained to Google about blocking third-party cookies in Chrome, Google relented because Google is also in the surveillance capitalism business and has to worry about antitrust rules. When the Internet information brokers complained to Apple about blocking third-party cookies in Safari, Apple essentially told them "We understand your concerns and couldn't possibly care less. If you have further problems with this, please feel free to print out written copy of your complaint and then cram it up your own ass. Oh, and while we're at it we're providing OS-level VPN support to all iCloud+ subscribers. Have a nice day."

Say what you will about Apple, but they ship all of their devices with pretty good "privacy by default" settings enabled, they try to make it easy for customers to control their privacy, and one of the key levers for this is control of the web browser. For technically unsophisticated users, this adds a lot of value. The reason most of these companies are so hell-bent on replacing Safari is so they can work around Apple's privacy restrictions. For technically-sophisticated users that are capable of locking down a browser I can see where this is a restrictive pain. But for most users, this openness will have a lot of privacy downsides as the Internet peeping tom companies start forcing them to use more vulnerable browsers.

To crew, or not to crew – that is the question facing Boeing's stricken Starliner

Re: Saturday update?

Of course! How else will people be able to argue about suit adapter interoperability again?

Windows 11 Insider preview brings new Sandbox features and fatter FAT32

Still true after all these years.

“Those who don't understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.” - Henry Spencer

Shots fired as AT&T and Verizon ask FCC to block Starlink's direct-to-cell plans

Anyone remember that science thing?

You know, where you establish a hypothesis, then design and conduct carefully-controlled experiments that isolate and test specific variables and see if the resulting data matches the theory?

They could do that!

Before we put half a million broadband satellites in orbit, anyone want to consider environmental effects?

Re: A Rare Rant from Me

Thanks for this. The altitude is 550 km, but the change to the math is immaterial.

Oblig Hitchhiker's quote: “Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”

SpaceX tries to wash away Texas pollution allegations

Re: tit for tat riot/revolution comment

"Nobodys going to mars,nobodys going to another solar system etc etc"

Not with that attitude.

CrowdStrike unhappy about Delta's 'litigation threat,' claims airline refused 'free on-site help'

The last "help" you want

"Hello, our software just nuked your entire company through a botched update that we couldn't be arsed to test. Now we'd like to have our people put their greasy hands all over your machines, directly."

Am I the only person who would respond to this with "No, thanks, we've had enough of your 'help' already."?

CrowdStrike meets Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will

Re: MBA culture replaced engineering culture

Yes. I refer to this behavior as "MBAing the company to death."

Not to mention a flag to detect failures during an update and rolling back after a crash. That's not even a hundred lines of code.

The collapse of what little engineering culture existed in IT

It's always been a stretch to apply to the word "engineering" to IT (many of us who tried very hard seem to be found in these forums), but over the last decade or so we've seen the continuous release of new levels of farcical.

Virtually no IT vendors care about stability anymore - they're too busy propping up the house of cards that is IT corporate stock P/E ratios. Upgrade constantly to provide additional "value" to customers (completely ignoring the costs and risks of every change, because that's the customers' problem amirite?>), because if you don't upgrade constantly you can't justify the recurring revenue required to justify the IPO / acquisition / trading price.

Change is not inherently bad, but change is cost and change is risk and if you're adding cost and risk you need to pair it with a corresponding amount of value. This has always been sketchy, and so customers stopped automatically upgrading because the value wasn't there. So now upgrades are forced on us. This will not end well.

Failure to follow proper procedures caused US-wide AT&T outage, FCC says

"But we made a standard!"

Large corporations are full of standards that don't get followed.

Sometimes because they're stupid.

Sometimes because they're under-resourced.

Sometimes because employees just don't wanna.

But they love to create standards without follow-up because it lets management check the box of "We did a leadership!" without doing the hard work of ensuring that the standard is sensible, is doable, and is being followed.

And then it won't be anybody's fault, because "We did a consensus!"

Nvidia said to be prepping Blackwell GPUs for Chinese market

What, exactly, does she want then?

"I'm telling you, if you redesign a chip around a particular cutline that enables them to do AI, I am going to control it the very next day,"

They set a boundary, company redesigns their chip to meet that boundary. She sounds more like a psycho girlfriend then a serious regulator.

Boeing to reacquire spun-off supplier Spirit AeroSpace to shore up safety

The time-honored corporate tradition

of tying two boat-anchors together to see if they'll float.