* Posts by Fruit and Nutcase

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UK's Virgin Media celebrates the end of 2019 with a good, old fashioned TITSUP*

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Gas Smell

Years ago, before they upgraded the sewage works near Berrylands station, south of New Maldon on the Waterloo line, the smell of gas was preferable to what would engulf the trains that stopped there

Patch now: Published Citrix applications leave networks of 'potentially 80,000' firms at risk from attackers

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At the very least, a red nosed reindeer alert

Starliner: Boeing, Boeing... it's back! Borked capsule makes a successful return to Earth

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Re: Calypso?

Boeing: Working for the Yankee dollar.

Make mine a lemonade Rum and Coca Cola

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Re: Was this the last straw?

Perhaps Boeing should employ this particular Senator as Director of Testing...

Senator says he "would walk before I got on a 737 Max"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50893490

(ref accompanying picture)

There is a Santa! BT prises remnants of InLink from jaws of administration

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Back to phorm?

At the sighting of "adtech" and "BT", that was the first thing that came to my mind

This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station

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Re: Someone skimped on testing

@Version 1.0

The sound of experience - ever considered updating your handle... "Version 3.0"???

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Let's synchronise watches

Someone call the speaking clock

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Re: TITSUP

Total Inability To Supply Usual Presents

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Total Inability To Set Up Position

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TITSUP

Total Inability To Skilfully Undertake Positioning...

maneuver

It's cool for Brit snoops to break the law, says secretive spy court. Just hold on while we pull off some legal jujitsu to let MI5 off the hook...

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Re: Arbitrary law is reappearing

It was a ruling that the Prime Minister was not above either

But for how long? Just waiting for Boris to start settling old scores...

British bloke accused of extorting victims for 'Dark Overlord' hacker crew finally gets his free trip* to America

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Re: Where is Anne Sacoolas?

Some breaking news on the subject - "The CPS said it had started extradition proceedings."

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/20/anne-sacoolas-charged-over-death-of-harry-dunn

The chief crown prosecutor, Janine Smith is quoted:

“May I remind all concerned that criminal proceedings against Anne Sacoolas are now active and that she has a right to a fair trial. It is extremely important that there should be no reporting, commentary or sharing of information online which could in any way prejudice these proceedings.”

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Re: Where is Anne Sacoolas?

Simple...

just tell Trump that there the US has a great trade deficit of people accused of one thing or the other, with the US importing vast numbers compared to the number they export.

iFixit surgeons dissect Apple's pricey Mac Pro: Industry standard sockets? Repair diagrams? Who are you and what have you done to Apple?

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Re: 1990's called

So you could easily install your new $2000 micro channel Token Ring and pSCSI cards...

Well, on this side of the pond, the normal MCA TR adapter was something like £150, and the Bus Master version was probably double that - but definitely was not 4 figures,

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1990's called

"...the ease in which punters can open the case, remarking that some simple procedures require no tools at all."

reminds me of an IBM PS/2 Model 95

Canada's .ca supremo in hot water after cyber-smut stash allegedly found on his work Mac ‒ and three IT bods fired

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dot com 2.0

dot ca

dot com 2.0

hedonism II

what a mistaka to maka

No box shifting, no Buck Rogers. Bezos-backed Blue Origin blasts off once again

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We've heard of spam filters but this is ridiculous: Pig-monkey chimeras developed in a Chinese laboratory

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Your duckface better be flawless: Huawei's Nova 6 mobe has a needlessly powerful selfie camera

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After four years, Rust-based Redox OS is nearly self-hosting

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Re: I'm tempted...

Is there are 404 error code?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/404.htm

In Rust We Trust: Stob gets behind the latest language craze

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write a blog about it - Gush!

You live where you live ... and ex-SAP boss Bill McDermott lives in a house like this

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"Did somebody actually make a Gone In the Wind themed chintz fabric, and it is used in this house?"

A reference to "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" ?

Absolutely smashing: Musk shows off Tesla's 'bulletproof' low-poly pickup, hilarity ensues

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Mr 6%

"Tesla’s share price subsequently plummeted 6%, bringing Musk’s personal net worth down by $768m in a single day, according to Forbes."

"Tesla’s shares took a similar 6% hit a year ago, when Musk decided to smoke marijuana on a live web show."

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/nov/22/elon-musk-net-worth-tesla-cybertruck

From humble Unix sysadmin to brutal separatist suppressor to president of Sri Lanka

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Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

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Farage...

Has anyone checked his party's manifesto for...

Free --->>>

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

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Where's Q?

"I ask Mme D if she'd mind paying attention the next time I install important new devices around the home"

"Now pay attention 007Mme D..."

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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Re: On the other hand...

A very similar anecdote was recounted by Sandy Toksvig about the time when filming "Island Race", arriving at a B&B after a few nights spent at sea with herself and odorous film crew in tow and asking if they rent room by the hour...

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Re: Eggs on a train?

Erika & Sam's Eggcellent Misadventure

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Re: Eggs on a train?

Eggs & Baker Street

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Re: Eggs on a train?

Chelmsford ExpressEggspress

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Re: Eggs on a train?

Go to work on the train an egg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_to_work_on_an_egg

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Re: Eggs on a train?

Is Eggwina Currie on board?

Curried Eggs - clear the train!

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Re: Eggs on a train?

A Darlek has boarded the train...

Eggsterminate! Eggsterminate!

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Re: Eggs on a train?

May be she was an Eggon Ronay Guide inspector

Thanks, Brexit. Tesla boss Elon Musk reveals Berlin as location for Euro Gigafactory

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Re: No, the UK was never in the running

+1 Off to Coventry with You! Says the ghost of Lord Nuffield.

And may Lucas, the Prince of Darkness be a guiding light to the new venture.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Morris,_1st_Viscount_Nuffield

http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html

https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/off-topic-6/collection-lucas-jokes-21723/

Facebook iOS app silently turns on your phone camera. Ah, relax – it's just a bug, lol!?

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Listening

"There is the lingering allegation that the Silicon Valley giant is listening all the time, via phones... "

What are the permissions on Zuckerberg's phone and has he put a sticker over the cameras?

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Re: Says something about a company

Vice President of Integrity, reporting to the President of Information Kleptocracy

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing

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"Turnpikes – the concept of charging road users for the privilege of driving on a particular road, ...They were progressively abolished..., having proved an impediment to free trade and national prosperity."

May be the "Information Super Highway" will be funded centrally in order not to be an impediment to free trade and national prosperity

Apple's credit card caper probed over sexism claims – after women screwed over on limits

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x10 disparity between the Wozniac credit limits

That multiple is not far off of the multiple that Jobs pocketed for Woz's Breakout design work, for which he promised 50%

Robotics mastermind admits: I pushed over my 1-year-old daughter to understand balance

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I can say that; you shouldn't possibly comment

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May be in time, Ms Raibert will take over the research...

"Ok Dad, let's see what happens when I kick your Zimmer frame out of the way"

They say lightning never strikes twice, but boffins have built an AI to show where it'll come next

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Re: What for?

The only useful information for them would be to know if there will be any lightning strikes on their path during the following 12-24h, so they can plan ahead and stay at home if needed.

Or consider wearing their "ACME Lightning Protection Suit", with the "Money back guarantee, if not satisfied"

Chinese chip giant calls on US tech to help out with Trump tariffs – not a quid pro quo, obviously

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“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” "... because you’d see some beauties there.”

China, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find compromising pictures the Russians may be having. ... because you’d see some beauties there. You'll find that they will make sanctions magically disappear.

UK Home Office: We will register thousands of deactivated firearms with no database

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Just call Boris

"He added: "If somebody asks you to do that tell them to ring up the prime minister and I will direct them to throw that form in the bin."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-50352678

If that's what he thinks of EU/GB customs requirements... I'm sure Boris will be good to his word

Skills Matter... sadly, so does cash flow: 15-year-old London dev events biz enters administration

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Location

Damned if you don't damned if you do.

The old location IIRC somewhere around Old Street was a bit cramped and in need of some refurbishment - rent would have been a fraction of the new place just round the corner from Liverpool Street station. My first thought when I went to the new place was "can they afford this place...", but the better location and facilities may be what they needed.

Best of luck/hope it works out

Antarctic researchers send an SOS to the world: Who wrote this message in a bottle?

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something for Boaty to find?

I cannae do it, captain, I'm giving it all she's got, but she just cannae take another dose of bullsh!t

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yes, statistics...

"Sorry, looks like the bit we sampled did not have any botulinum toxin"

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I was wondering if it is Near IR (NIR) spectroscopy that this is about - about 25 years ago (hmm time flies), that was being trialled at a place I worked for quick raw materials identification using FT-NIR. (FT - Fourier Transform). Now, given the advances in detectors and also computing power, it is possible that something like this much more feasible...