* Posts by Fruit and Nutcase

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Google AI ethics co-boss locked out of work account while probing controversial ousting of colleague

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Re: Racist programmers make racist AI

He must have picked up the bottle of brandy to sample... then forgot to finish the recipe.

icon --> Father Jack

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Re: That's Not Very Good Is It!

What's the likelihood that their fully autonomous driving mode will be known as "Cruise Control"?

"BSOD" will now mean Death, literally

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Re: Ethics

"The Only Way Is Ethics" - sponsored by Google

Note: icon

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Re: I'll bet that they wish

"Frankly my dear, Iwe don't give a damn about ethics"

Freezing in Newcastle? You're not alone: For one lonesome creature, the world stopped on 31 Dec 2020

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Potter tat

The King's Cross Footbridge - Now at the Watercress Line at Ropley.

"This footbridge was regularly visited by Harry Potter film fans prior to removal from Kings Cross, so it should make the Watercress Line a new destination for Potter tourism. We look forward to welcoming these fans, and hope that they will enjoy learning about our engineering heritage as exemplified in the steam trains we operate and the buildings and structure that we maintain.”

https://www.watercressline.co.uk/article.php/1384

Nothing new since the microwave: Let's get those home tech inventors cooking

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Re: Mother said...

More importantly,’ I continued. ‘Why are you making plans to bash up the Bishop without me?’

Tin Ribs made up a lame excuse about thinking they’d seen a German spy in our garden. Fritz couldn’t lie to me though. He looked at his feet and said nothing.

‘Well? I insisted. This thing with the Bishop. What’s he done to deserve a bashing?’

Quite an amusing tale...

https://trevorbelshaw.com/the-book-of-gran-bashing-the-bishop

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Re: Oh dear!

They can read?

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Re: touch controls on hob

One of these days some manufacturer will introduce a hob without any controls whatsoever - to be controlled by voice using Siri/Echo/Google Assistant etc

Or may be even a hob with only 1 control - which you have to cycle through to get to the cooking position and then select the heat setting. On the annoyance scale, that would rate the same as torches with multiple modes off a single push button switch

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Mother said...

If you keep bashing the bishop you'd better take a trip up to Barnard Castle to check your eyesight

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How much???

The price tag of £248,000 might make your eyes water but Moley Robotics claims to have more than 1,000 potential buyers

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/dec/06/the-robot-kitchen-that-will-make-you-dinner-and-wash-up-too

Judge denies Parler an injunction to force AWS to host the antisocial network for internet outcasts

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Better the Lizard you know.

I suspect The Devil himself would think twice before cutting a deal with Oracle

And just like that, Amazon Web Services forked Elasticsearch, Kibana. Was that part of the plan, Elastic?

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Knickers!

Says Amazon to ElasticSearch

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Re: Backfire!

yep - the open source horse bolted in the case of OpenOffice v LibreOffice, even though OpenOffice is now under ASF.

LowKey cool: This web app will tweak your photos to flummox facial-recognition systems, apparently

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Re: JFK

the five profile pictures for the five accounts under the imaginary names that I intend to use on a rainy day

"Why didn't I think of that". Says a recent retiree to Palm Springs who is bereft of his long standing social media accounts

UK Prime Minister Johnson knows not when 400k+ deleted records from police DB will be back

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How do you wipe 1 troublesome record...

Without attracting attention to that particular record?

Wipe 400,000 records

Loser Trump's last financial disclosure docs reveal Tim Cook gave him $5,999 Mac Pro, the 'first' made in Texas

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Mac Pro - Trump Edition

May be Tim will commission a special edition of a Mac Pro for Trump - in gaudy gold

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Re: A very British solution

Winter blues? How about a couple of weeks "benefit in kind" in Mustique?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/02/13/mystery-surrounding-paid-boris-johnsons-mustique-villa-holiday/

Top engineer who stole trade secrets from Google's self-driving division pardoned on Trump's last day as president

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The way pardons should be considered and granted...

"President George W. Bush wrote that he was taken aback by the last-minute blitz of pardon requests from well-connected individuals during his final days in office. Bush resolved not to grant any such requests but rather to consider only those pardon applications that had been vetted by the Justice Department's Office of the Pardon Attorney (who traditionally provides nonbinding guidance to the President to ensure that pardons are properly vetted and equitable). In contrast, Trump has largely ignored the pardon attorney."

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/01/20/opinions/trump-abuses-pardon-powers-last-day-honig/index.html

Engineers blame 'intentionally conservative' test parameters for premature end to Space Launch System hotfire

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Looking for something on which to spend all that bonus Bitcoin? How about The Hoff's very own KITT?

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Elon Musk...

can certainly afford a bit of loose change on this - then add bits of kit from the Tesla production line to add autonomous driving. "Turbo Boost" can switch on ludicrous mode...

Back to the office with you: 'Perhaps 5 days is too much family time' – Workday CEO

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Things will not be back to normal until later this year. Probably September at the earliest. No-one should be complacent, especially if you've had the vaccine.

For added gravitas and efficacy, that statement needs to be said standing in front of two Union Jacks and with both thumbs up

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HS2

Someone's got to pay the billions for that. Get back commuting, ideally Birmingham to London, then from Manchester says the UK governement

Signal boost: Secure chat app is wobbly at the moment. Not surprising after gaining 30m+ users in a week, though

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Re: why phone number required

On Android, it is possible to use Telegram with the (Phone) [Contacts] permission denied...

That will prevent the app from doing a wholesale slurp of the [Contacts] on the phone to send to the Telegram servers for contact synchronisation/automated contacts. I only want Telegram knowing the phone number of the people I want to contact on Telegram.

When the app is started for the first time, it will request the required permissions - deny [Contacts].

In the Telegram app, use [Add Contact] (icon on bottom right in the contacts page). If the other party is registered with Telegram with the number you enter, the operation will be successful.

Looking at the source code for the app around the area where it attempts to read the Phone Contacts, it is coded to fail that operation gracefully if the permission is not set.

https://telegram.org/apps

https://github.com/DrKLO/Telegram

NASA pulls the plug on InSight's mole after Martian surface bests boffins

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Going from prior posts, @muscleguy sounds like he is more of a scientist/boffin lab coat wearing type with an interest in muscles from the physiological point rather than a loin-cloth wearing Schwarzenegger type

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Concreted then paved over? Ever wonder if one of the former owners of the property wanted to keep something from being found anytime soon?

How to avoid pesky border controls: Be a robot truck driver… or insanely rich

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Re: You're not the only one...

I saw them both about 8 or 9 years ago - they were both in one of the old limousines going north on Blackfriars Bridge whilst I was cycling south. Given that it was around 5pm, I presumed that they too were on their way home...

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Re: Ham and Cheese at Calais

Let's hope the hungry customs police don't follow these cheeky monkeys...

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/jan/14/balis-thieving-monkeys-seek-bigger-ransoms-for-high-value-swag-study

They found that monkeys do, indeed, have a sophisticated sense of what they are doing—at least, adults and sub-adults do. These animals have a preference for stealing high-value items, and will often hold out either for more rewards, or for better ones, if they are in possession of such items

https://www-economist-com.libproxy.ncl.ac.uk/science-and-technology/2021/01/14/balinese-temple-monkeys-are-sophisticated-thieves

Now, what study does not reveal is how these monkeys value iPhones against Android handsets

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Re: You're not the only one...

This lady is looking a bit glum inspecting her stash of gold bars

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-20721117

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Re: ePassports

Government/IoT/Usual Suspects.

Good luck with that

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Re: totally distracted Toyah Fan... :O

and that's her hubby there

He looks a bit like Patrick Stewart. My eyes may be deceiving me there. But looking at Toyah, I think my eyesight is OK!

Debian 'Bullseye' enters final phase before release as team debates whether it will be last to work on i386 architecture

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SpaceX cargo ship splashes down off Florida with science in tow – but what we want to know is how space wine tastes

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I reckon the microgravity would have caused the wine to convert into water

Gloucestershire IT pro faces court over £30k Amazon voucher theft allegations

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Re: The Cotswolds

When I saw the headline, the thing that immediately came to mind was if he was working for a certain well known secret employer in that country, which on further reading, it would appear not to be the case.

Dropbox basically decimates workforce, COO logs off: Cloud biz promises to be 'more efficient and nimble'

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Re: Literally decimates?

Decimate - As frequently actioned by IBM Management on the workforce

(Posted 3 days ago...)

https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2021/01/08/something_for_the_weekend/#c_4183626

SpaceX wins UK regulator Ofcom's approval for its Starlink mobile broadband base stations

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Re: All Hale His Muskyness

Upvote him instead!

UK Space ponders going nuclear with Rolls-Royce: Hopes are to slice the time it takes for space travel

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Re: Thank god

The manual gearbox on Maestros and Montegos was sourced from VW. A version of the 020 gearbox as used on the Golf. A fairly robust gearbox, apart from the 2nd gear syncro

Waterloo! Windows defeated, your sign is screwed. Waterloo! Promise to bork you forevermore

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Windows at Waterloo

My, my, at Waterloo Windows did surrender

Windows - linux was defeated, you won the desktop war

Windows - promise to love you for ever more

Windows - couldn't escape if I wanted to

Windows - knowing my fate is to be with you

Windows - finally facing my Waterloo

With apologies and thanks to Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Stig Anderson for the original

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The station also had its turn in the international limelight and played an initially slightly awkward host to Eurostar trains until the service was handed over to St Pancras in 2007.

"And Mr Longuepée, whose name means "long sword" in English, thinks it insensitive for the station to still bear the name of the old battle at a time when Europe is meant to be fostering closer ties with its neighbours. "

As Cpl Jones would say about "cold steel" - "They don't like it up 'em!"

As for "Europe is meant to be fostering closer ties with its neighbours"

...that was in 1998, before the term "Brexit" had entered the lexicon

Developers! These 3 weird tricks will make you a global hero

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What's the extra pedal for?

Asks a recently arrived left-pondian picking up a hire car at the airport.

you could get in an unfamiliar car and move off safely in moments. For controls that can kill you but you can't see, that's huge.

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A pity that modern versions of Windows have neutered the GetSysColor() API for no apparent reason.

Anything to do with Windows 10? There are some "interesting" restrictions related to colour schemes - No surprises that Office seems appears to be able to override

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CUA

As I have ranted before, CUA Guidelines from the early '90s - all gone out of the window. And don't get me started on material design

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Re: Saving the planet

and RSI/less wear and tear on the fingers/hands/arms

Fearing she had stumbled across a body, dogwalker reports pota-toe to police

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Keep your eyes peeled

Never know what you might stumble upon

Linus Torvalds rates his own words 'incoherent ramblings of a crazy old man'

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Old Git

Surely if Linus is "Old", then he can rightly be called an "Old Git"?

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Crazy Old Cat Man

Has Linus got a Cat?

Two wrongs don't make a right: They make a successful project sign-off

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Re: And b r e a t h e

@Eclectic Man

That is the root of all the problems - Eclectic"Electric Man" would have been all "Electric"!

(Though I'd steer clear of Economy 7)

Loser Trump is no longer useful to Twitter, entire account deleted over fears he'll whip up more mayhem

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Re: I'd like to play a nice game of chess

+1

"There may be one finger on the trigger, but there are fifteen fingers on the safety catch" (anon)

That's from a thread that on pprune at the moment that has come to discuss the same.

https://www.pprune.org/military-aviation/637927-trumps-swansong-possibly-war-iran-2.html#post10963562