Posts by Medixstiff

BOFH: The Prints of Darkness pays a visit

Re: Sheer genius!!

Came into the office one morning to find everyone standing outside, someone had tried to heat their breakfast in one of the microwaves, however they had it on convection, which proceeded to melt the plastic splash lid and set the fire alarms off.

My favourite though, was our CEO screaming his head off asking - his words - What f***wit decided it was a bright idea to cook fish in a microwave on the day the minister was visiting.

The worker in question went home crying his eyes out, I agreed with the CEO though, use some brains people.

Trump thinks we can make iPhones in the US just like China. Yeah, right

Who is to say they won't just take the time to automate the processes as much as possible, hence not needing to hire as many people when the factory opens?

Legal clock ticking for Microsoft over alleged software license abuses

Re: Looks like...

Make fines payable by the Board and C level's, with the stipulation the company cannot pay the fines on their behalf.

UK's attempt to keep details of Apple 'backdoor' case secret… denied

Personally I cannot wait for a hacker collective to go after the banking and superannuation details of some of the politicians and bureaucrats that come up with these stupid ideas.

Only after they have been stung, will it sink into their tiny little brains that IT security is not something to be fobbed off as an annoyance.

How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?

I remember in the 80's, quite a few a few Saturday's being taken up for various small accounting firms, being asked to install a package onto more than one machine, because if the main machine failed, everything went with it. I made good money doing that ($120 for the day) and as the software needed an LPT port dongle, they could not use it on more than one PC at a time anyway, so it wasn't like they were running pirated software, is how they all put it. Which was fine with me, they would be the ones to have to cough up if they were caught out.

Retirement funds reportedly raided after unexplained portal probes and data theft

My second ever employer used Rest back in the mid nineties.

When I moved to another employer and tried moving my Super from Rest across 2 years after starting at the new place, they said I had no account with them.

It was only after going through the ombudsman and even they had 12 months of grief with Rest, did they mysteriously find my funds. It was only about $5,000AU, but it was the principal of the thing.

Someone needs to seriously kick the NAB up the backside though, they still seem to think sending a code via SMS, considering the number of incidents of SIM swapping over the last decade, is fine. Yet on their own website when searching MFA, they tell you to use MFA via an authenticator on a host of other web sites, but nothing about NAB internet banking or the NAB app.

Windows 11 poised to beat 10, mostly because it has to

Microsoft are not ready for Win11.

More than a quarter of our fleet were not Win11 compliant 6 months ago, as they only had TMP 1.2 modules. Mysteriously in January 2025, the HP EliteBook X360's TPM modules were upgrade to 2.0 versions after Windows updates rolled out firmware updates.

Our base specs for notebooks used to be 16GB's or RAM, however even on vanilla installs at first boot, Task Manager would hit RAM usage in the high 90% ranges, with taskmanager.exe itself taking up 25% and about the same for CPU usage.

Fisher Price edition as we call it, because it looks nice but good luck trying to actually use it productively needs some serious development and proper QA testing, oh and M$, stop copy/posting old code each time you role out a "new" Windows version, there's a reason the same old zero days pop up each time in later versions of Windows.

China hits back at America with retaliatory tariffs, export controls on rare earth minerals

"resolve trade differences through consultation in an equal, respectful and mutually beneficial manner,"

Oh, like China has done to Australia multiple times with Coal, seafood and barley exports?

Data doesn't lie, but Microsoft's new Power BI prices might make you cry

Just over 12 months ago, we were told to give our M$ partner the base line number of staff we had, as E5 licensing was going to change and our baseline license pricing would stay the same, but any new licenses would be charged at the new rate, not even 3 months later, the baseline E5 pricing went up, along with the monthly new plan pricing.

As there's now four fifths of SFA difference between both license costs, what was the point M$?

GCHQ intern took top secret spy tool home, now faces prison

So if someone from one of these "socially or economically disadvantaged backgrounds," decides for financial gain, to compromise or leak something, which idiot who dreamt all this up is going to do serious prison time?

GCHQ runs a regular summer internship program and says it is seeking applicants from Black, Asian, mixed heritage, or other ethnic minorities, as well as those from socially or economically disadvantaged backgrounds, since these demographics are underrepresented at GCHQ.

Why users still couldn't care less about Windows 11

Microsoft are not ready for Win11

Microsoft need to pull their finger out and fix Fisher Price edition. When in first boot Task Manager takes up 25% CPU resources with just a vanilla install, someone needs a good firing or butt kicking. We are spec ing machines with 32GB's of RAM because it is so useless out of the box

Microsoft declares 2025 'the year of the Windows 11 PC refresh'

Microsoft are not ready for Windows 11.

I have seen multiple machines with Vanilla installs hit 25% CPU load on the first boot up, due to Task Manager.

Then there's Microsoft Anti-malware also taking up 25% CPU resources on a regular basis, even though under Virus and threat protection, it shows your third party is running everything and under MS Defender AV options, it has the slider showing it is off. Because MS obviously knows better and therefore nothing of theirs should ever be turned off.

Intel sued over Raptor Lake voltage instability

Re: First world problems

We could not figure out why we were having really dumb issues with our new Dell Windows 11 notebooks, until we changed the BIOS settings to AHCI and re-imaged them.

No more problems after that.

We still cannot find a definitive answer as to why Dell configures their notebooks with RAID mode enabled, we kept finding the notebooks would bog down when very little was running on them and CPU would hit the roof, we originally just blamed Windows 11, but as soon as we applied the fix and re-imaged the machines, the instances of Windows basically locking up intermittently stopped. CPU still hits 100% intermittently but that's M$ Endpoint protection scanning stuff, even though it shows as being turned off because CrowdStrike FalconProtect is the AV solution, so another lie from M$.

Robots crush career opportunities for low-skilled workers

""When robotization technologies start to take over some jobs in manufacturing," she observed, "[the] negative effects are actually felt beyond those industries … We didn't expect to find these other industries to be affected negatively – almost equally negatively to manufacturing industries.""

How dumb are they that they could not see this coming?

Sysadmin shock as Windows Server 2025 installs itself after update labeling error

I have to wonder if M$ does any QA testing at all anymore.

Both new Outlook and New Teams were cluster f*cks. If Microsoft staff were using their own products, they would have been treated to the same time wasting the rest of the world did, having to revert back to previous editions of each product.

Spelling and Grammar are still screwed, words we have been using for years are not recognized anymore, type Visio in and it only gives you vision, so they don't even recognize their own product names the dingleberries.

I bet Satya Nadella would have kicked some serious butt when his autocomplete email addresses disappeared from Outlook.

Thousands of Fortinet instances vulnerable to actively exploited flaw

I know of at least 1 Australian MSP that was multiple versions behind for all of their clients back in December 2023 and from what we can gather are still on the same version for all of their clients - except ourselves, we moved off their FortiManager etc after in issue over the Christmas and New Years break that I had the unfortunate luck to get caught up in, after we updated our switch firmware's and broke their ability to manage our devices, which is how we found out about their version levels.

China again claims Volt Typhoon cyber-attack crew was invented by the US to discredit it

Maybe we should do what China has done in the past, re-direct BGP traffic and when the number of attacks just disappears, ask them to please explain how that managed to happen?

Compression? What's that? And why is the network congested and the PCs frozen?

I have lost count the number of times over the years a Manager or C-level came rushing over to request I recall an email that was sent, only to give me a "you are useless" look when I point out that I can only recall ones that have not already been read and I can recall ones that went to external email addresses, as we have no control over those.

Unfortunately I can't very well say to them, no matter how much I would like to "Maybe double check everything before sending the email"

Elon Musk's X to challenge Australian content takedown orders in court

What I find interesting, is for once the Aus government is not using the usual "Think about the children" BS line that they use for usual censorship they want to put in place. Now if they did that and asked X to limit the availability of this type of graphic content to minors, old Musky wouldn't have a moral leg to stand on, because if that turns into an avalanche of other countries requesting the same, he's screwed, how could he in any way that makes sense justify showing knife attacks to kids? Except for those at terrorist training camps?

Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash

Re: Answers on a postcard, please.

Yet my 14 year old car, now on it's third owner, still has - apart from a small ding or two in a door, thanks to inconsiderate a-holes - a spot free, glossy paint job with no peel of any sort.

Obviously, they don't make cars like they used to.

Uncle Sam designates more Chinese tech slingers as military collaborators

Re: Give them a reason.

What do you expect with 332,000,000 versus 25,000,000 people in the US versus Aus?

That being said, in Wait Awhile we have plenty of homeless, for how mineral rich we are, quite a few governments etc. have to quote the Yanks "screwed the pooch" however a royal commission as we say will do nothing if no-one is charged and does prison time and with the FOMO BS that the real estate industry has pushed for the last 2 decades, making an example out of some of them and brokers will be the only thing that can help make the industry pull it's head in.

US cybersecurity chief: Software makers shouldn't lawyer their way out of security responsibilities

"And she suggested that the government hold companies liable for selling vulnerable products that criminals and nation states later exploit in cyberattacks."

The biggest exploiters of this being the US themselves? I wonder how quickly she would be disappeared if she tried saying this to the faceless men at certain US government agencies?

"Making software "secure-by-design," and thus putting the liability on the vendors to sell safe products out of the box instead of pushing that responsibility on to consumers and businesses, is a drumbeat that CISA has been pounding under Easterly's leadership."

See my previous point, or how about when the same country wanted Apple et all to build in back doors, but make it safe at the same time?

What I will find interesting is when AI starts going through code and then starts using the same lines of code because they "just work" and are the most efficient ones to use, will someone sue about using their IP and if so, will someone grow a brain and put into law, that AI generated essential code is exempt form copyright violations, so the world can move forward and away from previous coders dodgy or lazy coding practices?

California man's business is frustrating telemarketing scammers with chatbots

I want the one that starts with "Hello, You have reached the Australian Federal Police..."

Australian FinTech takes itself offline to deal with cyber incident that caused data leak

Well so far I've been done as an ex-Optus customer, a current Medibank customer - this is where the SPAM SMS messages and phone calls really started ramping up, luckily Android phones have a SPAM call alert system - and now as an ex-Latitude customer.

It's getting to the stage of needing a full time credit reporting service along with the regular subscriptions for internet and mobile phones.

As it is, I've brought iiNet up on their IronPort SPAM not quarantining emails form dodgy iiNet support scammers, even though the feature is turned on.

I've also asked NAB why they don't currently offer 2FA through Microsoft or Google's authenticators, considering banks accounts are what most scammers are after.

Apple bags patent for folding phone that closes as it's dropped

This is where the EU needs to grow a spine and say, US you idiots have been drinking too much brake fluid again, we do not recognize these patents as they are like the vast majority of your laws and politicians, stupid beyond belief.

Foxconn expands Vietnam factories, perhaps to help Apple diversify beyond China

I wouldn't be heading to China ever again if I was a Foxconn exec, I might be taken into custody on false corruption charges or similar and then put on trial after 2 years.

Tesla fires gigafactory staff after someone made the mistake of mentioning unions

Well with the recall of 362,000 cars, Ford, Merc and GM coming higher up the ladder for their driver assist products, I'm sure the sacked staff will be laughing when they get snapped up by the opposition and watch Tesla falling even further behind.

Microsoft mulls cheap PCs supported by ads, subs

Is it any wonder that PC sales are slowing, since multi core CPU's and SSD's came out, the refresh cycle for home users in particular is non existent.

We are well and truly past the bad old software bloat days of the Pentium era in the late 90's early 2000's.

Qualcomm predicts 2024 is the year Windows on Arm goes large

We bought an Arm based Surface for the CEO, everything was fine up until it came time to install the Fortinet VPN client, they had none for Arm.

As he's online at home and both of our external sites all the time, it was a deal breaker and sure enough was put back in it's box.

Hot, sweaty builders hosed a server – literally – leaving support with an all-night RAID repair job

I did some contracting work for Arthur Anderson a few months before everything hit the fan for them and one warm Friday I noticed a procession of nice young ladies heading into the Server room to cool down after lunch.

I could not understand why the two IT guys had the biggest grins on their faces ever until said young ladies walked out of the Server room suitably refreshed.

What are server makers really doing to and for the climate?

Having dealt with HP, Lenovo and Dell notebook products, I can say HP are the worst for excess packaging, especially how many pieces of paperwork have their own zip lock bags, which whilst a waste., at least I use when I can.

Analysis of leaked Conti files blows lid off ransomware gang

"As of late February, Conti's primary Bitcoin address contained more than $2bn in digital currency, according to a Rapid7 report."

So if they know the address, how long before the US requests the funds be frozen?

Driver in Uber's self-driving car death goes on trial, says she feels 'betrayed'

Re: Software to arbitrate between two soldiers -- haven't they heard of rank?

And then the AI decides that to end wars one must end mankind and there you have Skynet.

BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant

Reminds me of the number of times we have had company wide team building exercises yet none of the Manglement team did them...until last year.

One of the exercises was to to throw objects of various sizes into a box. There were two teams, each with two teams, one to guard the box and return whatever fell out and one to collect the returned objects to the throwers. And there was a line midway neither team could cross.

So the Manglers thinking they knew better went first and more than 5 minutes later they finished.

Now one thing the presenters said was you could use everything around you to help, so we folded three desks over and put them around the box so nothing would bounce out from the sides and back and then we threw the smallest objects in first and worked our way up, because when the bigger items went in first, everything else would bounce off them and out of the box.

36 seconds later we were finished and the looks on the Manglers faces ware priceless.

Ericsson report details how it paid off Islamic State

Re: Ironic

We have to do bullying, cyber security, anti money laundering and other training every 6 months at work (home loan lender)

Scrolling down the list, right clicking and opening each section in a new tab, going about our work and then answering the questions save so much time.

Multi-level marketing corporation that sells weightloss products sues ex-exec over 'fraudulent' Dell deal

Re: Friends

Yeah when I was younger and dumber a customer of mine - because I worked in retail computer sales - asked me along to a seminar of theirs and after the first 5 minutes I knew it was an Amway type pyramid scheme where those up top get all the money.

APNIC: Big Tech's use of carrier-grade NAT is holding back internet innovation

Good old APNIC flogging the IPv4 thing again.

For the best part of 2 years they were sending out "IPv4 addresses are being bought up at an alarming rate" emails like a dodgy real estate agent trying to sucker you in to buy x amount of said dwindling addresses, on a weekly basis along with all the other useless drivel emails about electio0ns etc. that they were spamming us with so we re-directed them all to deleted items and had a calendar entry to check when our products were due for renewal.

Rolls-Royce consortium shopping for factory sites to build mini-nuclear reactors

Re: lets build more fukishimas, but in all the cities...

So that's where our Aussie gummint workers and pollies learned it from.

Naggers?

US Senator Marco Rubio calls Intel cowards for scrubbing remarks about Xinjiang and apologizing to China

So Senator Rubio is definitely heading over to China for the Winter Olympics then?

Or is he too gutless to stand up for what he believes in? But would rather try score easy points attacking someone else or a company.

As the third doctor in the joke says: I like working on politicians because they are spineless, gutless and their heads and a-holes are interchangeable.

You've stolen the antiglare shield on that monitor you've fixed – they say the screen is completely unreadable now

When we first rolled out our Win10 pilot program machines, I advised one Manager that she might want to swap out her keyboard, when she asked why, I mentioned that it's probably 5 years old and you don't know what food or skin cells have made their way into the keyboard and not all of the skin cells would be hers.

About 30 minutes later my boss advised me that the Manager had asked for a new keyboard.

US grounds investors in Chinese drone maker DJI over 'Xinjiang human rights abuses'

Re: Those that live in glass houses

Don't forget Saudi Arabia, where everything is filtered through the University....unless you just happen to work for the UN, in which case they have their own internet via satellite.

A tiny typo in an automated email to thousands of customers turns out to be a big problem for legal

It still gives me a chuckle when an a-hole to everyone, sends out an email, realizes their Oops moment and then can't understand when we try to explain that the Recall email feature only works on the companies mail Servers, not external companies mail Servers.

There's no Huawei back now: Biden signs law that forbids US buyers acquiring kit on naughty list

"The Secure Equipment Act yesterday, legislation that prevents US regulators from even considering the issuance of new telecom equipment licenses for companies deemed security threats"

Considering the number of times our Cisco equipment wouldn't work with other Cisco equipment, add Cisco to the list.

We've replaced most of our Cisco networking kit for Dell for roughly a third of the price and are slowly replacing other kit as we find suitable alternatives.

Judge tosses NEC's claim that Oracle salespeople tricked it into using the wrong software license prior to audit

As someone that's gone through many an Oracle audit and sit down to discuss licensing, Oracle can EABOD.

At one stage we had to rethink the CPU configurations for our new Blade's after sitting down with Oracle's own people, they then had the gall to state we had violated the licensing and we had fun and games showing them all the communications where they stated what we were doing was correct.

Then there was the audit 3 years ago where we ran the scripts, they again accused us of being wrong, we sent them communications again and then heard nothing back for two years.

Or the fact that their own installs turn just about every feature on and you have to then turn them off or they shout license violations.

HPE picks Taiwan as 'global strategic hub for next-generation technology'

Considering China's been agitating Taiwan, South Korea and Japan, I still think it's monumental stupidity that no-one seems to be thinking about moving some of the supply chain back to countries that China isn't close enough to bully or block off from the rest of the world.

Honeymoons last a couple of weeks – the same goes for any love for the IT department

Sometimes it doesn't matter how good your IT department is, when there's the senior Manager that likes to build his own kingdom, while white anting every other Manager and the IT department, until they either retire or a new CEO comes in and they realize they can only get away with things for about 6 months, so they jump ship rather than get the boot.

Been there a few times, I put the wind up the last one when I mentioned that staff do 95% of the workload and Managers are usually there to make the hard decisions and sign off on documents etc. then when he tried to respond - this was in front of his entire department mind you - I said "So when are you getting on the phones to show us how it's done".

He wasn't happy, I didn't care and I also got plenty of drinks bought the following Friday night.

REvil gang member identified living luxury lifestyle in Russia, says German media

Re: If they know who

I'm sure there's one or two people in the Russian Police or a similar organization that would prefer to have a talk to him about how easy it would be to make him disappear into a Gulag versus greasing a few palms to keep him out of said Gulag.

IT outsourcing: SLAs, patches – and how uptime funk's going to get to you

I used to work for the biggest outsourcer in Australia before moving on to my last employer.

My new boss always fell for the sales speak, so we started going with him to meetings...which ticked off the vendors because all of a sudden we could shoot down what they said.

We also eventually managed to get the boss to see, that they will always present their A-Team with the certs experience etc. but would send the B-Team or lower to site because it's all about cost cutting.

Don't even get me started on the contracts and how we would pick those apart.

How to keep a support contract: Make the user think they solved the problem

My two favourites to use were:

Carbon Based Error

Nut loose on the keyboard.

Both everyone around them would get way before the victim did.