Posts by 2StrokeRider

Boffins baffled after Sun fails to fry satellites

Now we know.....

Where stasis-frozen Gallifrey ended up.....it's stuck in our Sun and the meddling of 13 Doctors has caused this magnetic pole issue.

I'm sure it'll be sorted by the next episode.

Nasty BOFHses. It burns us! It burns...

Classic Simon. Almost on the level of the famous Ethernet Killer....a bit of kit the BOFH described that one day I shall construct just to keep on my desk.

Geneticists resolve human dilemma of Adam's boy-toy status

Slap the silly git author with fishes. While there are a small number of Christians around the world, not just in the Americas, who believe in a sub 10k age earth, this is not a mainstream Christian belief. There are in fact people that believe the moon landings were a hoax. Pointing out the fringe is humerus, but not when false numbers are claimed.

Screw it, says NSA leaker Snowden: I'm applying for asylum in Russia

Silly oath breaking hacker releases information that simply confirms what everyone suspected and he's a bloody hero.

Almost as impressive as the agency that lets him slip four laptops into his trousers and walk out of the building....

Hopefully he'll take Anna's offer and it'll all be over.

Star Wars missile intercept fails for fifth year running

Never failed....

This system has never failed to stop an actual incoming nuclear missile! It's 100% successful.

The perfect gift for the pistol-packing 'Merkin: a handgun iPhone case

Nope...American gun owners don't carry fake gun anything, nor do concealed carry holders advertise their carry. NRA members wouldn't be the folks you'd see with these, they'd be bought by the non-gun owning crowd thinking they are 'cool', and land them in an embarrassing or dangerous situation.

All in all quite a silly idea for a product, but there are quite a few silly people that will buy it.