* Posts by Nick Kew

2841 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jan 2007

Where there's a will, there's Huawei: US govt already eases trade ban with 90-day reprieve

Nick Kew

Re: Around the world ? Really ?

Erm, but it does. And we reinforce that by failing to stand up to them. Who in the West has really taken any significant stand against them since Vietnam? Even then it was their own people, not their sycophantic allies.

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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Re: "would be aimed at people who "betray" Britain, whether at home or abroad."

Anyone can bet against the UK. George Soros famously made gazillions doing it in 1992.

But what if your hedge fund bets against UK while you are a member of parliament and pulling the prime minister's strings? Insider trading against the UK sounds to me like treason.

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Facepalm

"throwing out any jurors who might return the wrong verdict by sympathising with the accused."

Yeah, we learned our lesson there in Iraq, where we assumed the UN jury headed by Hans Blix would reach the right verdict, and had to throw them out very publicly at the eleventh hour of the trial when it was evident they were heading for the wrong verdict.

UK mobile companies score £220m cashback from Ofcom over spectrum fee dispute

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Re: It's been a long time coming

So if your provider were, say, to ignore EU roaming rules and illegally charge you £220 extra for your usage whilst on holiday, and the court then ordered them to repay you, you'd want the government to legislate to add that £220 to your next year's contract?

Thought not.

Pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy: Run Huawei, Google Play, turns away, from Huawei... turns away

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Re: OpenAppStore

A repository can link to vendors' own sites for those who want to charge. Possibly that could involve an arrangement with phone vendors and/or telcos. Especially if we could produce a Code of Conduct that would preclude them blurring the line between store apps and their own dodgy adware.

The more challenging issue is how to deal with malware being peddled through the store: it's inevitable the villains will try. But first things first: it needs infrastructure, community, and mindshare.

Nick Kew

OpenAppStore

What is clear from today's news is that the world needs not merely an Open phone OS (this could provide a boost for some of the available options to mature), but also an Open App Store. The latter based somewhere in the Free World (neither US nor China, though freedom-loving citizens of those countries are welcome), with multiple nodes (so no single point of failure when another government turns rogue), and a fundamental commitment to universality.

Where do we start?

Long-distance dildo devotee deploys ding-dong over data deceit

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Medice, cura te ipsum

Does "S D" stand for Sexual Dysfunction? Disease? Dalliance? ???

For someone in Europe to take action on such data collection would seem entirely consistent with GDPR. But in a US court? Pot, Kettle!

Cray's found a super scooper, $1.3bn's gonna buy you. HPE's the one

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Unhappy

Once upon a time ...

Cray itself holds no memories for me. But the reminder of SGI ... I worked on an SGI workstation back in the mid-1990s, and I remember the hardware as pure pleasure. Not something I've encountered in a professional capacity either before or since.

T'was nearly a decade ago Oracle borged my then-employer Sun. IBM had long-since shifted away from being a hardware-shop. Is there a place left for box-shifters, other than consumer devices and low-end commodity products?

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Coat

Re: HPE buying Cray

It's a crayveyard of high-end hardware.

Polygraph knows all: You've been using our user feedback form

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Re: Hot desking

Hmm. I seem to recollect 1980s rules in Blighty specifying a minimum area per person. 40 sq ft from memory, which is just under your 4.6 sq m but in the same ballpark (and it may have been fortysomething).

I first encountered it because someone at my employer at the time (I guess the person with elfin safety somewhere in his job description) was mildly unhappy that its office space was violating the law, and there was nothing anyone could do about it.

Nick Kew

Re: Hot desking

Isn't hot desking designed to reward those who make the most mess with the smelliest lunch spilled liberally over desk, chair and floor, not to mention the poorest personal hygiene?

Nick Kew

Re: Why?

Some of us knew nothing about it until the news reports of the last few days. Kind-of like I didn't even know "News of the World" was the name of a rag until the new of its disgrace and closure hit the headlines.

Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Any more than I want to know about other celebrities whose shows take their names.

Get out of Huawei, it's an avalanche of news from everyone's favourite Chinese bogeyman

Nick Kew

Re: Proof that Huawei is spying on people!!

The story is about network kit, not consumer devices.

On a consumer device, you get spied on by software. AKA spyware. See this week's whatsapp story for a really big example.

And what that article describes is perfectly normal: many things on a modern consumer device routinely communicate back home (how do you think your PC or phone knows when there's an update available for the OS or any of the apps you have installed)? It even says he uses a password manager, which explains what is keeping a backup of his passwords.

Of course the fact that it's perfectly normal doesn't preclude it *also* being shady: that's a big grey area, and a subject that regularly comes up in El Reg. But to suggest he's discovered something that wouldn't happen on any other android device in the world needs a lot more than that to justify it.

Nick Kew
Pint

Re: "We read this week's Huawei happenings and filleted it so you don't have to"

Nope, they're only the video recorder. The monk actually believes it; the Reg tends to scepticism.

Though there may be other subjects on which the Reg is more monk-like.

Nick Kew

Re: Richard Dearlove

Dearlove is *the* Mr Dodgy Dossier on Iraq. Not just one of many, the lie was specifically his.

He's also *the* National Security insider (senior enough to get reported) supporting Brexit.

Oz's reason for cheerleading Trump is probably that they need US cooperation to put spies into crypto communications to implement their own snooping law. At least, without anything so crude as an outright ban on software such as Whatsapp.

Dedicated techie risks life and limb to locate office conference phone hiding under newspaper

Nick Kew

Re: Shouty men...

Not shouty, but a similar principle in action ...

I was in the supermarket today, at the checkout and getting hassle from a woman behind me in the queue (if our sexes had been reversed it could've qualified as a #metoo, and I like my personal space). So I packed my stuff more carefully (and slowly) than I otherwise might have done, and before paying. Then when the supermarket's card reader kept telling me "card error", I persisted through about 20 attempts (helped by the checkout girl, who was great) rather than switch to a different card.

Banhammer Republic: Trump declares national emergency, starts ball rolling to boot Huawei out of ALL US networks

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Re: I am convinced

He knows very well.

It is a means for the president to override "checks and balances" in the US constitution. No more, no less.

Nick Kew
Big Brother

Re: Huawei + China Vs Cisco Systems + United States of America

Don't Cisco have a back door into their kit which will allow American authorities to access the infrastructure its placed into?

In common with everyone else, they are required to by law. That's nothing new.

The speculative question that Trump's behaviour thrusts onto us is how far beyond that law vendors are being required to go in practice.

Have you always wanted an algorithm that can search like Bing? Well, if you change your mind, one's on GitHub now

Nick Kew

Re: I gave up on Bing when I tried search Microsoft's own website with it

Noone is forcing you to use it. I don't use it either.

But I'm glad to hear they've opened the code, and I wouldn't rule out taking a look if it should become relevant to some task that presents itself.

Supreme Court says secret UK spy court's judgments can be overruled after all

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No body should be able to do whatever they want without oversight. It just leads to abuse of the powers.

The Supreme Court can do exactly that.

As can lower courts, in the absence of anyone with the resources to challenge them.

Perhaps it's the complete absence of either democracy or accountability that enables them sometimes to do sensible things in matters of public policy.

California court sentences ex-Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussain to five years in clink for fraud

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Nick Kew

Oh, the alleged fiddling is indeed a crime in the US.

More to the point, where is Hussain in relation to the US penal system? Already in their grasp? Or subject to an extradition battle? Or still able to flee to somewhere that doesn't take orders from Uncle Sam?

It's 2019 so now security vulnerabilities are branded using emojis: Meet Thrangrycat, a Cisco router secure boot flaw

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Coat

Wicked speculation

Could it be the amount of work they've had to devote to supporting US Government spying requirements that caused Cisco to fall behind an unencumbered Huawei?

Mine's the one with the tinfoil lining.

Vodafone hacks dividend as it reports €7.6bn losses for FY19

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Re: Could be worse...

Interesting read. Yes, telecoms is highly competitive. AIUI Vodafone are looking for growth into new areas of connectivity, with IoT as a growth plan (deals like that with Amazon to offer free-to-the-user connections for Kindles look like an early prototype for that). But that too will be competitive and low-margin.

Nick Kew

Re: €27bn debt. Just let that sink in

Not a problem while a company is healthy. Only when it runs into trouble, then the debt gets priority, and that can become a millstone around the company's neck.

It's akin to buying a house with a mortgage. If your income drops too far, you have a problem. If you hit negative equity, you may have a problem. But people still do it.

For what it's worth, Vodafone debt still trades above par, meaning the market is not worrying about a risk it might go the way of Debenhams (which couldn't service its debts). Or even companies like Premier Foods that got caught by its debt and zombified in 2008, but remains alive.

Nick Kew

Re: €27bn debt. Just let that sink in

Corporate debt is just one means of financing a company. People like lending money to companies like Vodafone: it's a better rate of return than putting it in the bank, and a much lower risk than holding shares (today's news cuts the dividend to shareholders, but doesn't affect bondholders).

The fly in the ointment is that the market is distorted by tax anomalies. Loan interest is paid out of untaxed money; dividends are paid out of taxed money. That encourages companies to over-use debt.

Apple won't be appy: US Supremes give green light to massive lawsuit over App Store prices

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I'm looking forward to Apple explaining the other methods by which consumers can install apps onto their iOS devices app developers and vendors can offer their apps to iphone users.

FTFY.

Nick Kew

Re: Ultimate result ? A US-only app store ?

Nope. What's needed is a market in ways to distribute apps to end-users. Where those ways are located is immaterial, and in any case it'll probably be somewhere cloudy.

For Apple to offer a high-price curated app store, with its own endorsement (whatever that's worth) on contents available from there, is perfectly fair. For it to prevent distribution outside that channel is not - that's an abuse of monopoly. As if Amazon took technical measures to prevent us downloading from Gutenberg to a kindle.

It's 2019 and a WhatsApp call can hack a phone: Zero-day exploit infects mobes with spyware

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Point of Order

While PTerry's use of that quote was indeed brilliant (like so much of his writing), the quote itself is older than him. I can't recollect anything concrete, but I have an idea it was known in ancient Rome.

Nick Kew
Black Helicopters

Re: Theres a big difference here

If you want the conspiracy version of this ...

... the current alert is a means of distributing the update that introduces shiny new NSA spyware.

Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian

Nick Kew

Re: Cognitive Dissonance

I never heard the result of it, as I moved back to Blighty ...

One colleague I knew throughout my time in Italy was a Swiss man. I also knew his family. When I first moved out there the eldest daughter was 11; by the time I left she was late teens, and spending a year abroad on an exchange programme. In Jamaica.

Somewhere out there, perhaps in Italy or Switzerland, is a lady by now in her late 30s, with very blonde very typically Northern European features, but who probably speaks English with the blackest of black accents!

Nick Kew

Re: Relative accents?

Heh. Perhaps it's because I've lived in so many different places that I don't get that kind of thing in English? Well, except in the fairly distant past when I've occasionally been taken for foreign, or when I was taken for posh public-school (which I found offensive, because it's associated with unfounded prejudices about a privileged background).

But in other languages I regularly get "interesting" placings, the most consistent of which is getting taken for Dutch when I speak German.

Nick Kew
Unhappy

Re: Who knew

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but (speaking from a similar age to yours) I suspect those forty years have done more to dampen your sex appeal than any accent.

Nick Kew

Re: They've kinda missed abit...

South Yorks is many different accents (Barnsley is one of those that can be utterly incomprehensible to outsiders). Dammit, Sheffield alone has more than one variant, though on the other hand the difference between Sheffield and Leeds tends to be rather less than between either of those and some of the areas geographically between them.

Nick Kew

Sexiest?

Or perhaps rather, who's most likely to be shagging. Especially sports-shagging: i.e. outside the context of relationship where you have feelings for each other. Fairly or otherwise, that's an image we associate with Essex.

Hmmm. On that train of thought, where in the pecking order are, say, Cardiff or Newcastle?

Get in line, USA: Sweden reopens Assange rape allegations probe

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Hot potato

The Swedish prosecutor is just doing her job. But I bet the Swedish government is less than thrilled at the prospect of having to deal with an extradition request from the US.

If he goes to Sweden, I wonder how it'll play into the scenario that's been speculated on whereby Uncle Sam, having grabbed him, then presents a much more serious charge than on the extradition order? It is said that the country that handed him over has a veto on that. Blighty vs Sweden: who would exercise such a veto vs nod through whatever the 'merkins might try?

Tech giants get antsy in Northern Virginia: Give us renewable power, there's a planet to save... and PR to harvest

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I have a memory from right back when I were a lad in the 1970s, of a protest song, whose memorable line was "we will save Kalix Älv". The Kalix river, in the far north of Sweden, is about as remote as anywhere in the developed world. The protest was against proposals to build a dam for hydro power, as had happened on some of Sweden's great rivers.

Of course, hydro power in the arctic would be seasonal. At this time of year the melt will have started and there'll be lots of water flowing, at least at the lower altitudes.

Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?

Nick Kew
Boffin

Vapourware

Isn't it bog standard practice for Marketing to market a product long before Engineering have developed it?

Panic as panic alarms meant to keep granny and little Timmy safe prove a privacy fiasco

Nick Kew
Devil

Re: "The potential for harm is massive"

Perhaps in the event of a real-world emergency, being tracked by script-kiddie might even be a Good Thing? As in, one more person to notice the alert, and perhaps also more clued-up than panicking relatives about what it means and what to do.

Just a thought ...

Nick Kew

Re: And this is why...

Because the vendors badging it as their own had no possible responsibility.

In a race to the bottom, you might get crap.

Nick Kew

Re: Somebody should ...

The On Call was on outdoor-grade stone steps. And he's propping himself up, with head raised and laptop poised. But yes, they do look rather alike.

Is it coincidence, or is falling head-first down the stairs a remaining bastion of white male (and other common characteristics) domination? Where's the Reg's commitment to Diworsity?

What's that? Uber isn't actually worth $82bn? Reverse-gear IPO shows the gig (economy) is up

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Alert

Who bought this shiny new IPO?

No, not me either.

But I've a nasty suspicion I might have a stake in it, by virtue of having some portion of my assets in various managed funds. I suspect most of us here are in the same position. Or at least those of us who have reached the time of life where we have financial assets such as a pension or ISA.

Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: So it wasn't his job

I note the use of the term 'used to'. Good man.

Hey, it only means I used to have a career!

Or at least, I thought I did.

Nick Kew

Re: So it wasn't his job

It's all in the mindset. Some of us don't think like that.

I used to think like Wayne - that going the extra mile (or marathon) would be appreciated, and would do no harm to my career.

AI has automated everything including this headline curly bracket semicolon

Nick Kew

It all iterates

That is, we will have reached a stage at which data will be both written and read by robots without the need for any human participation at all.

Someone already mentioned the electric monk. Adams was giving it form and even personality, but the underlying idea wasn't new. We could trace it back to automata from long before the computer age. Perhaps even to religious notions: the supernatural entity that speaks through a person, or the stars, entrails, tarot cards, tealeaves, whatever.

Meanwhile, Exhibit A: negligently-designed machines without human intervention.

Sushovan Hussain told me to fiddle revenues, says Autonomy sales chief

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Another witness?

Can we expect Mr Truitt's testimony, on the alleged backdated deal to which he was party?

Who pwns the watchmen? Maybe Russians selling the source code for three US antivirus vendors

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Perhaps the code was just pulled from somewhere you'd never think to look for anything top-secret.

Like github.

Nick Kew
Big Brother

Time for conspiracy theories

More interestingly, the data that reveals the NSA spy.

Who's going to reverse engineer the protocol for communicating with a clandestine messenger in a router, to phone nsahome without making an IP connection that would soon be spotted as suspicious? Resolve the question of all the sound and fury over Huawei?

Photo 'memories' storage biz Ever uses family snaps to train facial recognition AI

Nick Kew

Anonymised datasets

I can't tell from the article how well the data would be anonymised in training AI.

But I spot a possible analogy to data we used to train and evaluate computer speech recognition systems, when I was doing post-doc in the subject. The big speech sample datasets we used came from third parties (the most standardised was compiled by TI and MIT), and were designed specifically for that purpose. There was no data that we'd ever thought of calling "personal" on there. The maximum possible extent of our interest in any speaker was "what's that accent, mannerism, or speech impediment, and why does it cause the algorithm to do XYZ". But if we had wanted to ask, that information would not have been traceable.

That was back in the early 1990s. Ideas of privacy and personal data have obviously changed since then.

Take my bits awaaaay: DARPA wants to develop AI fighter program to augment human pilots

Nick Kew

Re: Good and Bad News

Damn, you got there first.

Though in a military context, Boeing's (low) catastrophic failure rate would look pretty good. A handful of fatal crashes are just a price you pay for overall dominance.

I wonder who they'll source the electronics from if, for example, a Chinese vendor could supply technology that's ahead of anything they can produce themselves?