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Datacenter to become Arm’s biggest business ‘soon’

Vikingforties

Sort of.

It's a tricky game. Arm's AGI will be lower margin and harder work than their IP business. They'll also have to compete against other Arm vendors who will be in the DC market. Best they think about floating in a growing market and displacing x86_64 where they can.

UK pensions dept goes shopping for spy-van tech with £2M surveillance tender

Vikingforties

Riiiight

The article's a bit light on detail but this smacks of paying top dollar to go after small fry when looking up their FaceTube accounts might be way faster and cheaper (does self incrimination online like that count as evidence?).

Different dept. but how about paying top dollar for going after the wrong 'uns in the Panama Papers and such like?

YouTuber has DIMM idea, builds working DRAM in backyard

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Alert

Hold On!

I think I have a bucket of mercury and some tubing knocking about....

Man suspected of Molotov attack on Sam Altman's home charged with attempted murder

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Re: Guy doesn't like Artificial Intelligence

No kidding.

Let's suppose his deity happens to be the Christian one. Well, aren't Christians rather looking forward to their own humanity extinction event? Tribulations, antichrist, four horsemen - all that malarkey.

If you're getting your extinction soon, surely it's splitting hairs how it comes. The guy should be working for Altman if he thought a bit more about his ultimate plan.

NHS pays £46K to prep next Microsoft licensing round

Vikingforties

Over dramatic??

Ex NHS Spine here so I used to know a little about the NHS backend, not so much front of house.

The company I work for have swallowed the MS pill. The full suite. That, mixed in with our corp protectionware, is a great waste of my productivity. I'm often hanging around waiting for this or that to happen or correcting a wrong click because of Cumulative Layout Shift / Jank. People don't kark it when I don't get something done in a timely way but they potentially do within the NHS. If it's measurable, what's the number? What is the number of people being treated by the NHS that have an adverse outcome because MS is farting around with Notepad AI improvements, crap reskins of Outlook, foisting copilot on folks who never asked for it..... the list goes on.

In fact what's the productivity / good outcome benefit of having NHS staff implement the right IT for the right situation rather than going into protracted negotiations with a behemoth that's intent on extracting the most money possible both before AND after you've paid for the product?

AWS ponders selling its home-grown chips by the rack-load, has almost sold out AI capacity

Vikingforties

It's all relative.

When the difference between a V and an N cored SoC is a tiny fraction of you GPU power budget, you might as well go for the faster option.

Virgin Galactic reopens ticket sales with out-of-this-world price hikes

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Meh

Refreshing..

..to see a vaguely realistic financial outlook these days compared to the slightly stratospheric ones that we're constantly exposed to from the AI hype train.

In the name of science: Boffins build fart-tracking undies

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Thumb Up

Surely...

..this should end up in a prestigious journal such as the Anals of Improbable Research!

NASA abandons delayed SLS upper stage for ULA's Centaur V instead

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Trollface

Squeak squeak

Is anyone reminded of plot points from the 60's comedy Mouse on the Moon over this saga?

I think Rutland* should start a space program. they'd have a sporting chance at this rate.

*Nothing against Rutland, perfectly pleasant place but one of the lesser likely counties to start a space program from.

Britain spends £180M to work out what time it is

Vikingforties

Re: 160 million years….

160 million years - we'll be squashed into the next supercontinent, Pangaea Proxima, by then. It's possible some other country's bus service could have come along in the meantime.

OpenAI grabs OpenClaw creator Peter Steinberger to build personal agents

Vikingforties

Last minute Switcheroo

Interesting end result. From listening to the latest podcast from Lex Fridman, Steinberger seemed to be much closer to a deal with Meta. Maybe Open AI just had better beanbags and lattes in the office.

The pod is a useful listen though.

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Vikingforties

Re: Sounds like a minor chuckle at best

Don't downvote this unless you checked the reference. It's at least as likely to be referring to the slightly dubious novel and Clint Eastwood film of the same name.

UK names Barnsley as first Tech Town to see whether AI can fix... well, anything

Vikingforties

More of the same

Microsoft and Cisco, just them getting out of bed and making a visit has gone through the £500k right there.

Unless they're involved as a loss leader for getting more punters hooked.

Sony no longer home of the Bravia as it plans TV biz spin-out to China’s TCL

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CERN, hold my beer.

I held onto my (Sony) CRT telly for years into the flat panel age, if only for the fact I could say that we owned a domestic particle accelerator in the corner of the room.

Microsoft CEO: AI sovereignty isn't where it runs, it's who controls it

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Re: How are those investments in Trump working out for you Nadella?

Unfortunately, if you're shelling out for propping up the US economy by NVIDIA 's magic beans then European cloud income and outgoings are probably more like a rounding error.

DARPA making low-hanging satellites that use air to move

Vikingforties

Warp factor 4 Mr Sulu!

Please tell me it has Bussard Collectors!

Struggling to heat your home? How about 500 Raspberry Pi units?

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Trollface

Re: It's going to have to be a slot in replacement for a boiler.

"oily Pi cemetery"

Just for the pedantry, surely it would be a Pi mausoleum, since it's above ground?

Vikingforties

Re: Less cynical than an older offering[1]

Not USA but this has been done in France for a while by a company called Qarnot: https://qarnot.com/en

They use 4kW "boilers" out at various sites with heat exchangers.

They're more in the business of directly selling their cloud compute / HPC now.

Colt gets greenlight for £2.5bn London datacenter splurge

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Trollface

Hot air on offer you say?

Given the fairly close locations, channel the waste hot air to the Houses or Parliament and give our hard working representatives some time off.

More widely (and seriously) I think DC heat recovery is a good idea let down by the lack of a planned economy to properly make use of it. Some downsides of planned economies, of course.

Is there any merit in DC builders becoming dual businesses? e.g. build a DC with a leisure centre next to it or a greenhouse complex.

From Intel to the infinite, Pat Gelsinger wants Christian AI to change the world

Vikingforties
Mushroom

Dammit Gelsinger!

So, he wants to improve the life of everyone on Earth. Fine, but that's motherhood and apple pie.

He also wants to hasten Christ's return. Selfish bar steward! I happen to be vaguely enjoying life and the last thing I want is some guy trying to bring tribulation, judgement and an eternity of pain or boredom on me and the family.

Vikingforties

Re: Hold your horses there, Pat

Be careful what you wish for there. The apostles were commanded to go out and be fishers of Men.

SpaceX shows off progress on its lunar Starship

Vikingforties

Time for a song

"Vonce ze rockets go up, who cares where ze come down?

Und I'm learning Chinese, sings Wernher von Braun."

Seriously, all this faffing about and marketing renders these days makes me seriously impressed with what was put together by quite a few nations back in the early space days.

Azure's bad night fuels fresh calls for cloud diversification in Europe

Vikingforties

Re: A good idea.

Or snake oil for that matter, if we're talking about foodstuffs.

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

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Re: Took your time

More of a Hotpot's fan myself. C'mon Mek us a Brew!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aM1jQ8cIFuU&pp=ygUWTGFuY2FzaGlyZSBob3Rwb3RzIHRlYQ%3D%3D

Mind the gap – in mobile coverage: UK train signal to stay patchy till 2030

Vikingforties

Re: Well here's a fine pickle

OneWeb Eutelsat.

They look to have been on quite a ride the last few years.

Vikingforties
Mushroom

Well here's a fine pickle

Given that the UK has a spying and national security debacle running on at the moment, should we really be tendering out to the one LEO Comms company who's owner, by the evidence of his Xeets, seems not to have the UK's national interest at heart?

Maybe by the time the meetings and lunches are had there'll be others up there. What ever happened to that British / Indian satellite GPS company that Cummings was involved with whilst he was causing trouble?

British govt agents demand action after UK mega-cyberattacks surge 50%

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Re: Short version

Yes but look on the bright side, we're toasty but with a tasty smear of marmite on top.

Vodafone keels over, cutting off millions of mobile and broadband customers

Vikingforties

Seems to be back now. They've obviously found 50p for the meter.

SpaceX limbers up for Starship flight 11 as launch pad faces retirement

Vikingforties
Pint

You'd think..

..that there's some corner of the payload bay that they could give over to micro gravity liquid transfer testing. Time's a ticking for all this talk of Moon and Mars.

My own liquid transfer trials --->

Google's dev registration plan 'will end the F-Droid project'

Vikingforties
Stop

But.....

You have the choice to install any app you want, says Google

(FROM OUR STORE)

Je suis Clippy!

The first rule of liquid cooling is 'Don't wet the chip.' Microsoft disagrees

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Facepalm

FABulous

Make the chips in the Fab..... Then leave them in there. It's the only place clean enough to cool them now.

Intel talent bleed continues as Xeon chip architect heads for the escape hatch

Vikingforties

Re: Chipchicken? Chickenzilla?

Fellow north of Englander here. I don't know about bits, they're called scraps around us.

... Scrapzilla?

VMware finally porting Cloud Foundation to Arm – in baby steps

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Holmes

Chicken and Egg.

That's a curious ambition, as Arm servers for mainstream enterprise users remain scarce.

A vast swathe of enterprise won't adopt Arm on prem if it doesn't have VMware and Broadcom won't hurry up porting it or putting carrots in front of sales if there's no estate out there to land on.

The UK Online Safety Act is about censorship, not safety

Vikingforties

Re: Not for the children

The nuking's from orbit / space lasers continued*... Sodom and Gomorah.

And will continue*... the second coming, although you get to disappear mid activity in the rapture if you're "in the club".

* may not contain actual theology.

Brit watchdog pushes to rein in Microsoft and AWS with 'strategic market status'

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Let's count the metaphors

1, Stable door, horse bolted.

2, Day late and a dollar short.

3, .....

Blocking stolen phones from the cloud can be done, should be done, won't be done

Vikingforties

Re: Nice idea

Archibald Buttle/Tuttle anyone?

American science put on starvation diet

Vikingforties

Re: Thicker than thick

"und I'm learning Chinese,

says Werner Von Braun."

The late, great Tom Lehrer.

Victoria's Secret website laid bare for three days after 'security incident'

Vikingforties

No doubt their knickers will be in a twist.

Stargate to land its first offshore datacenters in the United Arab Emirates

Vikingforties

Re: Since when is AI coverage based on distance?

Since it started sucking in everyone's power from the surroundings like some Star Trek 4 V'Ger for Whales.

What did they call that thing anyway?

Vikingforties

Re: Ahh...

Could I suggest a modification of your Farage scale?....

0.01 Farages is pretty sound but 1 Farage is mad.

British govt agents step in as Harrods becomes third mega retailer under cyberattack

Vikingforties

"Harrods, a globally recognized purveyor of all things luxury,"

I'll bet it's more globally recognised for other things these days.

The Telegraph jumps the gun on World War III

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Re: “By mistake…?”

I know... and picking on such easy prey as the Torygraph. Shame on you El Reg, pick on someone your own competence next time ;-)

Uncle Sam kills funding for CVE program. Yes, that CVE program

Vikingforties
FAIL

...And for their next trick

Prepare for GPS part of GNSS to be switched off. After all we're all freeloading on their sat signals.

Laser-cooled chips: Maybe coming soon-ish to a datacenter near you

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Mushroom

Balderdash & Piffle!

"that lasers often bring the heat when used in applications like welding, engraving, and blowing up Alderaan"

Everyone knows it was a plasma weapon that vapourised Alderaan.

China’s chip champ Loongson teases trio of new processors for lappies, factories, maybe servers too

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Re: Good for the whole world

"Europeans should really consider making our own processor design"

We are and it's not going quickly - SiPearl is supposed to sampling Rhea 1 this year.

Newport Wafer Fab rebooted with £250M silicon carbide investment

Vikingforties
Facepalm

Hmm

From one ultimate owner within a jurisdiction of honor and trust to another. I like the investment but let's see how this turns out.

VMware sues Siemens for allegedly using unlicensed software

Vikingforties
Devil

You smell!

No! You smell!

No! You smell, with brass knobs on!

....

Seen it all before. I'll await the outcome with little interest.

On the 72 core minimum thing; Broadcom planning a 72 core chip any time soon?

Tesla Cybertruck recall #8: Exterior trim peels itself off, again

Vikingforties

Waddaya mean!

"the adhesive joint may weaken over time" - the things hardly been out and it's dropping to bits.

Capita's Northern Ireland school IT deal swells to over half a billion after Fujitsu exit

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Pint

Re: Here's a suggestion

... and hire some of those school leavers into small delivery companies and apprentice them into the DevOps, NOC, delivery, fixit, planning & admin jobs.

Frack to the future? Geothermal energy pitched as datacenter savior

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Joke

Easy...

All Data Centres to move to Iceland. Copious geothermal energy being renewed below, plenty of cold air to keep the NVIDIA deep fat fryers temperate and expanding land area for a good 100 million years or so. Maybe even some privacy.

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