* Posts by vale

17 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Jul 2007

Oompa-Loompa v Tinky Winky: Shock scrap pic


Some say...

Some say that Tinkie Winkie was the more light hearted and less agressive of the Teletubbies what with the tu tu and all. I hate to see what La La's and Dipsies tag team could do!

Nude Apple iMac pics leaked to web


@ unitron

If you look in the first picture you can see the tape is far to shiny to be duct tape.

Robotic exoskeleton gets gardening job


Do the robot?!

Looks like that exoskeleton would be a awesome aid to the robot dance.

/robot walks to the nearest 80's disco.

UFO wind turbine prang site sealed


Its obvious isn't it?

Swamp Gas! Has to be.

Blackswift hypersonic plane cancelled


I wonder if they cut the funding because....

they stole music from commmand and conquer generals?

Right: Which one of you lot invented 'tw*tdangle', eh?


I like it....

I like it. I didn't post on the article but I feel that my new purpose in life(this weekend) is to replace any insulting words I may use with "twatdangle" or "twatdangler". Therefore I feel that my purpose to the reg and to the world is fulfilled for the weekend.

I think that is a perfect justification for a free t-shirt!

Google Android just five weeks away?


@AC re: "What would churchill say?"

He would say "OHHHHHHH YES!"

The Moderatrix will see you now

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CSS vs Tables

What is your opinion? CSS or Tables on my website?

Can you do my website for me? I will repay you in anyway you deem fit?

P.S Can I keep my meatballs?

Alan Sugar leaves Amstrad



I have about 15 Viglen machines at work that belong to the British Marine Coastguard. A fair bit of their computer systems our comms software runs on is Viglen. Not bad machines, been going for a long time and still going strong.

Discovery docks with ISS


They certainly do look happy...

to receive those spare parts.

Desktop Eee PC spied on web


Picture showing the rear

If you look at the spec sheet on top of the pc in the rear shot on the ceBIT site it seems to be stuck over another spec sheet which does indeed say eee pc.

Anyone any good at reading backwards?

Need a new set of b*llocks? Try Argos



I bought a laptop table for my old job from ikea (dont ask why) and it was called Dave....Dave made me happy, I built him and then tried to adjust his height using his little black knob! But to my horror I broke it off. I felt very bad for a good while...Dave now no longer has his little black knob :(


3,000 chickens paralyse central Scotland

Dead Vulture

No sense wasting perfectly good chicken

Might as well scoop up the 400 casualties and send them to the plant as well.


*throws up*

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill


@ Jon

Hey man Keanu Reeves portrayed emotion in Bill and Ted give him some credit.....well maybe just a little bit!

PC superstore suffers breakdown over Linux notebook


I'm ashamed to admit it!

Yes I got desperate between my 2nd and final year in university and I resorted to getting a job in PC World.

I went for the interview and the manager looked at me rather oddly, he said I knew alot of computers, I replied well thats what I study. He thought about it and then gave me a job in the software department, as the stores software specialist. When I asked him about the commision based sales posistion he said that I would be better suited using my knowledge as an advisor in the software area. I was pretty shocked to find out that half the people in the sales posisitions knew next to nothing about computers, they just recite the same drivel over and over just trying to make that particular branch the best in the region, they have huge competitions and leader boards its mad! (Kinda like that employee of the month film).

So I took the job being desperate or money and all. The job was a nightmare, half the people who came in there didnt know there arse from there elbow when it came to computers or anything related...some of the most amusing questions being can I use this wireless mouse on the left hand side of the keyboard etc! The people who did know what they were doing literally came in bought and went.

Anyway the reason why they probably dont repair laptops without windows is because there diagnostic tools etc are all windows based, plus they like to reinstall all the pcworld shite that you get bundled with the computer again. But they do sell mac and linux in store so i dont know why they dont support it. Its just not bundled with the electrical paper weights they call computers they sell there.

I suppose its your own fault for buying in pc world haha I have only ever used it in emergencys like needing the odd cable or spindle of dvd's.

Firefox hits 400m download milestone



Keep it up Firefox!

Durex seeks hardened condom testers


Emailed to some of my aussie co workers

Is it wrong that I put "Can you fill this posistion?" as the topic?