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Part didn't fit so techie got out his screwdriver. Then something flew off the motherboard

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Re: How on earth does a HEATSINK have an active compent…

By the Pentium 4 era, and with everything that came after in the desktop space, active cooling had become such an indispensable part of running a system based on the successive generations of ever-more-egg-frying CPU packages that most BIOSes / UEFI managers were built with a variety of monitoring and safety interlocks for the processor cooling system. It's not so much the heatsink as the integrated cooling fan mounted atop it that would have active components, which would be required to be providing telemetry indicating that the cooling system was up and running before the motherboard would be free to crank the CPU up to its full (over)clock rate. Running a modern CPU at full power without adequate cooling for even a few seconds could easily slag the thing and let the blue smoke out.

That management logic would also generally spin the CPU fan up to full speed initially, and expect to sense a reasonable RPM value corresponding to a sufficiently low CPU temperature sensor reading. At least, by default. My ca. 2011 HP desktop actually has a BIOS tunable in the "Thermal" section: "Minimum fan speed in Idle Mode", that lets me adjust the "free-running" cooling fan speed on a range from 0 - 5.

So, yeah, fan running balls-out and nothing else happening was usually a sign that the BIOS wasn't getting the feedback it needed from the combination of CPU thermal monitoring and active cooling performance readouts. No fan-spin/CPU-temp confirmation, no booty.

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Re: How on earth does a HEATSINK have an active compent…

Or, more commonly, bolted through the motherboard, into four screwholes welded onto the case body underneath (on the same plate you'd screw standoffs into for the actual motherboard mounting). Those beefy, threaded holes were placed specifically for the sole and exclusive purpose of heatsink mounting, so that there was no physical attachment to, or resulting strain on, the actual motherboard at all. The CPU and socket just got compressed between the heatsink and its mounting positions.

Five years after quitting a job, developer’s former boss asked for rapid tech support

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Sometimes "sabotage" isn't even really sabotage at all

Back in the early 1990s, in the summer breaks between my years attending college, I had a sort of general tech-support job at a printing firm in Manhattan. This particular business also had a small design staff, offering businesses printing services for fully outsourced projects in addition to their own, in-house designs. While the print shop, and the office itself, was a network of mostly-Windows machines and dedicated network (paper and slide) printers / print servers, the half-dozen or so designers were sequestered in their own open-plan corner of the office, where two rows of three desks were unsurprisingly outfitted with Macintosh workstations — glitzy, high-end (for 1993/4) Quadro boxes with large-format color displays, polyphonic startup sounds, and the oodles of RAM required to run applications like Photoshop, Freehand, Aldus, and etc.

The Design department may have been the "creatives" arm of the company, but it was still a Manhattan service firm in a publishing- and advertising-adjacent business, so the order of the day was more "drama" than "granola". In fact, those six desks in their space all faced in the same direction, away from the manager's office at one end of the space — so that all of the designers' screens were visible from her desk at all times — which probably tells you everything you need to know about their working environment. She did, indeed, wear Prada, and the red horns and spaded tail were implicit but unmistakable.

One morning, the department's usual low-level tension ratcheted up a few notches, when an argument between one of the designers and the manager quickly escalated into a full-blown shouting match that could be heard throughout the entire company's office space. This ended abruptly after only a few minutes, when the designer stormed out of the office after having explosively quit right on the spot. (Though, knowing the manager, by the time things got to that point she would've fired him anyway. Working for her meant turning dozens of cheeks on a weekly basis, right from day one. Anyone who'd been pushed past that point and could no longer hold back their anger and frustration was no longer compatible with being in her employ. She herself was only capable of escalation, not de-escalation, and she nursed grudges like they were children birthed from her very own barren, dusty womb.) So, while the designer's abrupt departure was certainly a surprise, it was hardly shocking — more shocking, to me, was that any of them managed to put up with her in the first place. I wouldn't have lasted even four hours in her employ.

So it was with no enthusiasm at all that I responded to a tech-support summons from the design dept. a few minutes later. As I fully expected, all activity there had shifted to the most predictable post-drama response: The manager loudly taking advantage of her status as the only remaining party to the confrontation, by reframing it with her as the maligned victim, and her departed employee as the unhinged aggressor to whom she had bravely stood up and against whom she had defended the company. Part of this performance was her wailing that I needed to "recover" the project files for the job they'd been arguing over, because the (nasty, evil, vindictive) ex-employee had "deleted" them before storming out of the office.

The files were in the Mac's "Trash Can" folder. In a fit of pique, and as a way of symbolically putting a little exclamation point on his "You can take this job and shove it!", the designer had chucked the files he'd been working on into the Trash before departing.

But he hadn't emptied the trash, or done anything more than just exactly that: moved the files to the "Trash Can". He had no intention of destroying any work, and knew full well the files were still safely accessible on the computer. But, he may have also known that she was so clueless that merely tossing a folder into the Trash Can represented the "destruction" of however many hours of project work the files represented to the manager, because she was indeed calling for IT to pluck a folder out of the Mac's trash and move it back to the desktop.

Theoretically I could've parlayed her cluelessness into a nice reputation bump for myself, playing the white knight who rode in and "saved" the company from the designer's dastardly sabotage... except, I was on good terms with the departed designer, very pointedly Did Not Work For their manager who I couldn't stand, and I had no interest in helping her play the victim and trash my friend's reputation by pretending there was any act of sabotage that I needed to rescue them from. There was not, she just lacked even high-school level computer skills, and I took great pains (and no small amount of pleasure) very pointedly ensuring that was the official narrative that emerged from that whole incident.

BOFH: How our Covid ransomware protocol's Y2K blockchain lowered uptime

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Nobody mention the war!

Simon mentioned the war, but I don't think anyone noticed so as long as nobody else mentions the war, I think we'll be OK.

NASA puts astronauts’ lives in the hands of Tesla’s flaky Cybertruck

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Re: Guys, guys…

somebody has to buy them. [citation needed]

I'm under no obligation or imperative to buy them. More accurate, perhaps, is "Tesla has to sell them to somebody".

(With apologies to Steven Crane...)

A man said to the universe:

"Sir, I exist!"

"However," replied the universe,

"The fact has not created in me

A sense of obligation to buy your crappy trucks."

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Re: NASA doesn’t have to arrange for an MRAP crew to attend launches

They'll screw you on the congestion pricing, every time.

"Uh-oh, we announced the launch is scrubbed, so rates just went up 300%!"

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Re: NASA doesn’t have to arrange for an MRAP crew to attend launches

Yeah, I was wondering about that, too.

Honestly, given the mention of the Scuffed DeLorean being "easier to drive with gloves on", I'm worried they expect the astronauts to drive themselves out of harm's way. "Everybody pile in to the World's Least Capable Getaway Car, now whose turn is it to drive?"

Sysadmin summoned to explain italics – to a user with at least two degrees

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Re: Stupidity plus arrogance

I'm not disputing that. But the previous commenter dismissively assured us that the lawyer was lazy for not just looking up the answer on the internet, which makes an assumption at least as ignorant about the past as not knowing how italics work.

This whole global internet thing is an extremely recent idea, and the jury's still out on whether it's even a good one.

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Re: Stupidity plus arrogance

It is entirely possible this story took place in, say, the early 1990s. There are no indicators of the time period. Don't assume the well-indexed, post-Google internet was available as a resource. The lawyer's only alternative might've been delving into paper manuals, and trust me, those types of places employ techs specifically to read all the manuals so they don't have to.

Demoralized developer's desperate hack came back to haunt him on LinkedIn

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DOES NOT COMPUTE

The past may be a foreign country, but it's one The Register likes to explore each Friday in "Who, Me?"

Published Mon 10 Aug 2026

"Monday, the other Friday!"

Python dev saved from disaster by intuition... and AI

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"Emerging frameworks are beginning to extend exploitability context down to the workstation layer itself, recognizing that VEX-style signal needs to travel further left than the enterprise SBOM inventory if it is to intercept threats at the point of introduction," she said.

Didn't feel like including an English translation with that jargon, there? No, that's cool, I totally speak security weenie. It doesn't VEX me left at all.

IT boss left root session open for bring-your-kid-to-work day

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Security through hopes & prayers...

A friend used to have a combined live/work space for his photography business, which meant he'd often have visitors hanging around the studio at all hours and in all states of self-restraint/trustworthiness. Since this was also in the pre-smartphone era of 3G mobile communications, it wasn't yet the case that everyone had an always-ready device in their pocket for accessing their online presence (and even if they did, said access was slow enough to be a deterrent), so whenever people happened upon a computer with a fast broadband link it was often seen as an opportunity to "check my email" & so on.

So, the incentive was already in place for unauthorized persons to access the computers scattered around the space. Not that they'd have malicious intent, by any means, but there was still the possibility of significant accidental harm. See, the friend in question had a stereotypical artist's approach to content management & data security:

PCs had a single account with Administrator access, which was always logged in. (Probably auto-logged-in, except in the latest few years of the setup.)

Project files for a given Client N were invariably (a) on the computer desktop, (b) in a folder named "New Folder (##)" (nearly always a 2-digit number, because there were that many), and (c) open-and-unsaved in whatever application was being used to work on them.

Every application that had ever be opened on the computer since its last restart was still open, and almost certainly had unsaved files. Very frequently, unsaved newly created files, so you couldn't even safely exit the application without assigning a filename and directory location to a bunch of "Untitled Document N"s — which nobody but their creator had enough information to actually do.

You almost couldn't avoid messing something up — even I, who had set up and adminned all of the systems there, couldn't avoid stepping on land mines, because it wasn't a question of technical knowledge. To safely "jump in" on a machine that had in-progress work active on it, you had to know the intent for a lot of things that gave no indication as to their intent, because that information existed nowhere except inside the mind of the machine's owner. (And honestly, i often questioned even that.)

Suffice it to say, it was not an environment where you wanted other people messing around in the session, no matter how innocently.

Eventually, I picked up on all this, especially after being around long enough to start finding predictable patterns in the goings-on. On the eve of one such occasion, at the point where "work time" had been suspended and people were arriving to the space for an evening social gathering — always my cue to depart — I very pointedly and conspicuously told him, "I'm done on that machine, so you can go ahead and log out." The response I got was, "It's fine, everything is exactly the way I want it." Okey-doke. I did my part. Off I went.

The events that followed I only learned of days later, when next I arrived to the space. In a scene ripped straight from the pages of Predictable Events Quarterly, what had happened was:

1. The chosen approach to securing the computer "exactly the way [he wanted] it", rather than logging off, was to switch off the display. And nothing else.

2. At some point, some visitor that evening decided to go looking for a computer where they could "check their email".

3. Unfathomably (except, totally not in the slightest), said visitor spontaneously earned a degree in IT management, and worked out how to switch a screen back on. They were thus undeterred by that impenetrable barrier to their accessing the machine.

4. In bumbling around attempting to reach a web browser, they closed some application (which was no doubt running fullscreen and getting in the way of any attempts to access other software), accidentally destroying several hours' worth of unsaved work.

...And I had to pretend to be shocked and appalled by this completely unexpected occurrence, when all I really wanted to do was spray-paint "I F---ING TOLD YOU SO, IDIOT" on a frying pan and repeatedly smash it into his thick skull.

Cassette simulator rewinds digital audio to a more analog time in hiss-tory

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Up next: A text editor spell check that can make you sound functionally illiterate

I lump this kind of thing into the same category as digital camera filters that can uglify your photos to resemble a Polaroid from 1982. Because that's where four decades of progress in digital media has gotten us: we can now make our recordings seem just as crappy as they used to be!

People like this crap, though. Because people are stupid.

Support newbie figured out how to avoid all-nighters, and his colleagues hated him for it

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Re: Screen?

You had ones AND zeroes? Luxury!

User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

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Re: Trashed PC learning AutoCAD Animator

Those were the days when your render speed would largely depend on whether your system had a coprocessor to handle floating-point math, so the primary CPU didn't have to use slow integer-based approximations.

Comment in code read 'Dear future me, sorry I wrote this'

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That is one of two bullshit decisions that will have me furiously emailing webmaster@domain, the other being sites that prevent password managers from auto-filling their login fields.

Datacenter MacGyver saved the biggest football match of the year

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Re: "The Register's home nation – England"

George only had time for the one math, maths would have pushed him past the opening whistle.

Apprentice developer defied orders – then got a job supporting her weird code

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Re: Sensor characterisation

They defined the range [...[ and complained to me that I said it would be more accurate.

On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

– Charles Babbage

Sysadmin broke hardware worth more than he made in a month – and lied his way out of the mess

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“I was brimming with excitement to work on the latest tech, Novell NetWare 4.1!” he told The Register.

Or as we came to know it, Novell Net-WHERE??

Feds freaked over Fable 5 after simple 'fix this code' prompt, not jailbreak, says researcher

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Re: Although Trump's lot have taken 'thick as poop' to new levels...

Let's stipulate that that happened. Just, exactly as you say, "men with fake boobs running around the White House lawn half naked."

Even if that's the case, there are some rather significant differences:

1. Nobody in the Administration planned that as part of their official duties.

2. It wasn't advertised as a nationally-televised tie-in event to the 250th anniversary of the nation's founding!

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The Register reached out to the Trump administration for comment on Moussouris' assertion, and we'll update this post if we hear back.

Oh, definitely holding my breath for that response. /s

Users claimed they'd never seen a spell checker and panicked at the sight of red squiggles

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Re: "this is just how MS Word works"

Word TWO POINT ZERO? Released in 1991? That terminology wasn't even codified yet. All of the pieces technically existed — two-letter country codes are from 1974, two-letter language codes are from ISO 639 (1989) — but the combination of the two into names like en-US, de-DE, pt-BR, etc. wasn't codified until the first release of the CLDR (Common Locale Data Repository), which didn't happen until 2003.

Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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Wretched hives of scum and villainy, those "marketplace" platforms. I never shop NewEgg anymore without ticking the option to restrict product listings to items sold BY NewEgg, and if I'm on Amazon any listing that's not at least fulfilled by Amazon is likely to get passed over. I didn't want to wait 3 weeks to receive a poorly-packaged, not-as-advertised piece of junk from some rando overseas.

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

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Re: Maths

Clinton's administration briefly balanced the yearly budget, yes, but... honestly, people make a much bigger deal out of that than it really was. Don't get me wrong: I voted for Clinton, I campaigned for Clinton, I was (on balance) happy with Clinton's presidency... but from a bird's-eye view of his entire term in office, the balanced budget was ultimately the least meaningful thing they did. (Not to say that it was bad, it was just pointless. They did plenty of other, more meaningful bad things: DADT, DOMA, the 1994 "tough on crime" bill — there were some real stinkers in there, for sure.)

For starters, there was already plenty of outstanding debt accrued, so it amounted to little more than a temporary pause in the growth of that debt. The debt itself was not meaningfully reduced even when the budget was balanced, so there's an aircraft-hangar-sized room for debate about whether there's any necessity for, or even benefit to, having a balanced budget or a budget surplus if it does nothing to reduce the debt.

(When people talk about eliminating the deficit (the imbalance in the budget), they often mistakenly conflate it with eliminating the debt itself. Which... is not only incorrect, it's an economic impossibility. Just as a practical matter, there isn't enough currency in the entire world to cash out the full $39 trillion and change the US theoretically "owes" as its national "debt". To repay all of its creditors in physical currency, step one for the US would have to be instructing the Mint to start printing the cash required to do it. Which would, of course, so completely devalue the US dollar that it would be rendered worthless.)

Most people "know", conceptually, that national debt for a country has almost no resemblance to the personal credit card debt they carry. Nevertheless, most of us still fall back into patterns of thinking about it in exactly those terms, when we do think about it.

National "debt" is more akin to selling shares in the country. As long as the nation is stable and relatively functional (so, you know... we're admittedly not at our best there, currently...) ...As long as we're still a nominal superpower, creditors aren't particularly interested in recovering their investment principal. They're much happier profiting off the interest it generates, effectively using the country as a savings account for their wealth.

The US has had a national debt ever since its inception. (Revolutions are expensive! We started $75 million in the hole. ...These are unadjusted numbers, BTW, so that's $75 million in 1790 money.) The debt fluctuated up and down a bit in the $70 million - $105 million range through around 1825, then a concerted effort was begun to reduce the balance. In 1835 it hit an all-time low of $34 thousand 1835 dollars. By 1840 it was back up to $3.5 million, and by the end of the Civil War it was measured in the billions. It has broadly trended upwards ever since. There were occasional, small dips (1946: $270M; 1947: $258M; 1948: $253M // 1956: $273M; 1957: $270.5M), but nothing meaningful. Even during the Clinton "balanced budget" years, the debt actually increased (because interest on the debt still accrued) in raw-dollar terms — but the amounts were so small, the slope would reverse if you adjusted for inflation.

It's also worth noting that those brief actual-value reductions in the outstanding debt occurred — I would claim, not coincidentally — during periods when the top income tax bracket (the tax on the wealthiest Americans' highest earnings) was over 90%. Radical tax "reforms" (AKA pandering to the rich) begun in 1964 chopped the rate down from 77% that year to just ~39% in 1987, which is where it's hovered ever since. And the debt, again not coincidentally, has steadily marched upward. (Though some extraordinary spending events, like the COVID-19 response and subsequent financial stimulus, goosed it extra hard.)

(As a final note, I am not an economist and it's probably safest to assume that everything I've just written is incorrect. I'm certainly not going to blindly trust me!)

This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

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*eyeroll* Pillocks.

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Re: Layout

The middle-of-a-sentence thing, for the record, can happen because the "MORE CONTEXT" box is inside a floaty div. (In fact, at desktop screen sizes it's float: left !important, no less!)

And since there's no float: clear element following it (yes, that's still a thing, even though it's 2026), it becomes part of the paragraph that follows it, layout-wise.

The paragraph starting with "Jackson rebooted" technically begins in its usual place just beneath the "In Chinese!" paragraph, flowing around / past / over the floaty "MORE CONTEXT" box (ideally) before starting its own text. But the vagaries of viewport sizing and layout engine ambiguity can mash the paragraph and the floaty div together in unpredictable ways.

A <div style="float: clear"></div> between the floaty div and the "Jackson rebooted" paragraph would ensure that they can't smush into each other weirdly.

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So... just punchcards, then?

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Re: Layout

The middle-of-a-sentence thing is clearly a bug, but even putting that aside I do feel those boxes need some more styling to set them apart from the body text. A shaded background, border outline, I dunno... just something.

And the worst part is, there isn't even any semantic context to identify those boxes, such that I could apply some appropriate styling in a userstyle of my own. The outer container for the "More Context" box in this article has no id attribute, and all of these CSS classes applied to it:

class="lab4 column articleList layout_default imageLayout_left small-12 large-4 small-abs-12 large-abs-4 abs_grid_4 desktop-floatLeft mobile-floatLeft grid-vas-start mobile-grid-vas-start"

...Not one of which is remotely useful as a selector in a CSS rule to style boxes of that particular type, only.

The semantic web was actually a pretty neat idea. Wish it'd caught on. But the webmonkeys all went down the Bootstrap rabbit hole, instead.

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You're both monsters, now take your upvotes and make like a rolling stone! I don't want to CMOS on either of you.

BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder

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So that's how it's going to be.

A quote as ominous in a BOFH installment, as when a VH-1 Behind the Music narrator rumbles, "And then... everything changed."

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

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Re: Internal navigation is still way busted

Credit where credit's due: This is now (finally) fixed. Actual, topic-relevant content! Luxury.

They said it couldn't be done! (Well... I was beginning to question whether it could, or at least would, ever be done.)

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Internal navigation is still way busted

I don't get how, a MONTH later, the 'other content' lists at the bottom of each article remain very broken. (I'm talking about the final three topic columns below "Events" on the desktop layout, the listings of articles ostensibly on the topic of "AI", "Infosec", or "FOSS".)

Yesterday, all three columns showed the exact same list of articles, except FOSS snuck in one more than the other two because its formatting doesn't include the more-detailed category labels above each item that eat up a bit of vertical space. The articles listed in all three columns seemed most related to the "AI" topic, not either of the other two.

Today, things have changed... but not improved. AI and Infosec are still identical, and still both showing a list of AI-related articles. FOSS has managed to break away and get its own, completely different list of articles — except, Every. Single. One. of them is STILL completely unrelated to the topic of open-source software!

dBase debased: Database titan fades to black after 47 years

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Why not Acton-Tate, or Aaron-Tate?

Tate set up a new company called Ashton-Tate – there was no Ashton, but he later bought a parrot, named it Ashton and made it the mascot.

I would bet actual money that was one of those "get our name to the front of the phone book / top of the vendor list" type decisions that so many entrepreneurs made throughout the 20th Century.

It always amazes me when "real" companies use the same sort of logic as the local body shop that goes by "AAA Towing & Repair". And it amazes me even more that the reason they employ those tactics is because they have traditionally proved genuinely effective. You can never go wrong betting on human laziness, and a tendency to pick the first option they're given that seems reasonably acceptable.

Consultant mistakenly deleted a ton of data – but reported it as a bug

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Works with hardware, too

Over 30 years ago, I was hand-soldering some modification to a piece of hardware in my computer (which was the fashion at the time) when my hand slipped and I completely lost my grip on the soldering iron. Fortunately, the momentarily-ballistic iron's flight path was arrested before it endangered anyone or set anything on fire. Much less fortunately, the thing that caught it (by the tip) was my recently-purchased, insanely expensive, had-to-save-for-a-year-to-afford-it SCSI controller card (something like $400-$500 in late-1980s money), which now sported a very large scorch mark on its surface.

It seems obvious I wouldn't be telling this story if the punchline was, "Miraculously, it still worked!" No, the card was dead, completely non-functional following its high-temperature reconfiguration.

Completely at a loss for what to do, I sent the card back to the manufacturer for warranty service with a generic, play-dumb "card no workee" type bug report.

Not ONLY did they honor the card warranty, not ONLY were they incredibly apologetic and chagrined about the supposed failure of their hardware, not ONLY did they send me a brand new replacement card, but the REASON they replaced my card with a new one is that they wanted to keep my original card for fault analysis. Along with the new card I received a complete service report on the old one, which detailed my case being escalated up level after level within the company's hardware support and design teams, as employee after employee was pulled into the investigation into what could possibly have caused my card to expire so spectacularly.

Naturally, I felt more than a little guilty — not only did I basically scam a free card out of them, but I probably wasted weeks of their collective time chasing down a fault that never existed.

I'm the first to say the whole thing makes me a pretty terrible person. If anything good came out of it, it's that ever since I've been very careful around equipment. To the point where I'm still one of those jerks who will pick up and move someone else's beverage, if they set it down somewhere I deem a little too close to a machine, work surface, travel path, etc.

Microsoft says cu l8r to text message security

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Re: BS

I love the idea of compulsory enfranchisement. Another thing that would never fly in the US, because it would be argued that our twisted idea of freedom must inherently include the freedom to not participate. *sigh*

(Especially since at least part of every political party's strategy is: Encourage supporters of the opposition to avail themselves of that freedom.)

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Like most other bigger/secure providers, Microsoft has long supported 2-factor authentication via an authenticator app (and even offers its own app for Android, and possibly iOS, though Google Authenticator works just as well. There's really no reason to still be using SMS one-time codes for 2-factor.

Marketing demanded IT add website feature that was already working

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Re: All too familiar

I don't begrudge the "clever" [citation needed] play on management's name, but I am perplexed at the preference of "manglement" over "damagement".

'Dirty Frag' Linux flaw one-ups CopyFail with no patches and public root exploit

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Re: A wake up call

Slack does not use curl/wget in the build scripts, doesn't require pre-compiled tool chains, doesn't use Docker

It's also free of the systemd-cancer, kubernetes, flatpack, snap, wayland is optional, as is pulseaudio ...

Yikes. Sounds positively awful.

My login sessions just don't feel right until I've run:

sudo systemctl start systemd-cancerd.service

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Re: General Purpose Linux Distros

You don't need to be root for this exploit to work, part of it involves tricking the kernel into loading the module without already having root permissions. (If the attacker already had root, the workaround wouldn't, because they could similarly just rm /etc/modprobe.d/dirtyfrag.conf.)

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Re: General Purpose Linux Distros

The only problem with this approach is, it's similarly a feature of general-purpose operating systems that modules can be loaded on demand in response to hardware events. Inserting a USB audio controller might trigger a load of snd_usb_audio, in addition to some codecs or other interfaces, while inserting an NTFS-formatted USB thumb drive will load usb_storage and ntfs3, if neither was loaded before.

A given individual user might be able to make decisions about which modules will be allowable, load them all, and then lock off future modprobes completely, but to configure a distro like that out-of-the-box (as someone else suggested in a reply) is pretty much a non-starter. Hotplugging is a useful feature valued by most users. I remember the pre-plug&play days when installing ANY hardware necessarily meant that a computer had to be rebooted so that the BIOS could assign IRQs and memory addresses and etc., to say nothing of driver loading... and I'm not eager to go back to them. I'd much rather deal with exploits on an individual module basis as they're discovered.

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Re: The workaround

As useful a note as reporting that the fix didn't work on your Windows 11 box, thanks.

To fix this Wi-Fi network, we'll need a crane

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Don't even get me started on pipe diameters. Or lumber dimensions! (Think your two-by-four is 2"× 4"? LOL, nope.)

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Well, I mean, really the thing of it is that the numbers don't correspond to any ages in particular. You can have kids starting school late for various reasons so they're slightly older than the baseline. (Although usually they don't put older kids in Kindergarten because there are no entry preconditions for first grade, so they'll just start there.) In second grade and higher, where there are some expectations regarding what children have already learned prior to starting the year, being "held back" for not meeting those requirements isn't nearly as popular or common as it used to be, but in the past you'd have children forced to repeat grades, so they also end up older than their classmates. And it's still the case that other kids can start skipping grades as early as the tail end of primary school (grades 5 and 6), so they occasionally end up completing high school (9 or 10–12) at age 16, 15, even 14.

So, if a school is a K-12, it provides 13 years' worth of class levels (Kinder- and grades 1–12). But the students could be anywhere from 6–8 years old in first grade, and anywhere from 14–19 in 12th grade. It doesn't really make sense to generalize about their ages.

Besides, British media talks about O-levels and A-levels all the time, and I think I can speak for most Americans when I assure you we have absolutely no f---ing clue what the hell any of THAT means. We just let it wash over us like discussions of your politics or pub fare.

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Re: It is quite simple.

You left out "Pre-K", because sending 4-year-olds to school is becoming more and more popular in our double-income parenting society.

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They'll need a crane,

They'll need a crane,

To take the house he built for her apart.

To make it break, it's gonna take,

A metal ball hung from a chain.

They'll need a crane,

They'll need a crane,

They'll need a crane!

·— They Might Be Giants

Disgraced US gov software contractor found guilty of database destruction

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Re: Crooked offender doesn't have to worry when Trump is selling pardons for $2 million

Sohaib could probably wrangle a discount, since he's a poor, oppressed NRA member (presumably) who's being persecuted for exercising his Second Amendment rights. *Insert eyeroll emoji here*

Hashicorp co-founder Mitchell Hashimoto says GitHub ‘no longer a place for serious work’

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Doubt he'll land happy at GitLab, then...

They are all in on AI these days..For their own projects (actual GitLab-codebase repos), the first review done on any MR submitted is a fully agentic one. The actual developers (assuming they can even be called that, who knows if they even do any actual coding these days?) are then typically expected to just rubber-stamp the merge.

I've spotted issues in my own code, post-submission (but fortunately before merge) due to a local commit that got left out of the MR. While that's on me for submitting an incomplete change, the AI overlooked the problem and I don't think the human reviewer would've caught if I hadn't, since it didn't feel like they were even really looking at anything beyond the AI summary of the changes.

Bork in Prague: SUSE's keynote gods demand their tribute

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Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, patron saint of Tech Demos, smiles beatifically while brandishing his giant spoon.

'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild

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Never done THAT...

But I have experienced the ultimate frustration of having two computers on my desk at the same time.

(A particular circle of hell where life becomes one near-continuous, protracted groan of irritation at the constantly-repeating realization that you're typing on the wrong keyboard / holding the wrong mouse for the system you want to be interacting with.)

That's why I won't do it anymore. If more than one system is going to share my workspace, then either the additionals all have to be headless and remote-access only, or everything need to be attached to a KVM. Maximum one mouse and one keyboard per workstation. Because I don't have enough sanity left to play games with what remains.

BOFH: Arrr, I smell piracy ... and it's comin' from a machine with executive privileges

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Re: This actually happened to me!

and it wasn't the boss

You do realize it wasn't the boss HERE, either, tho? He was framed. I couldn't possibly begin to speculate by whom...

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