Posts by fijired2

BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits

This...!

"Like magic you mean?" the PFY asks. "I've heard good things about Avada Kedavra."

VW Dieselgate engineer sings like a canary: Entire design team was in on it – not just a few bad apples, allegedly

Re: Everything has a wire somewhere

@Prst. V.Jeltz - Love the name!

Hackers steal millions from ATMs using 'just their smartphones'

ATMs with wifi? Who had that brilliant idea?

Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware goes FULL SCREEN in final push

Re: A final throw of the Minty dice before

I put Ubuntu on my parents PC three years ago. Only call I've had since its for a faulty mouse.

Smartwatches: I hate to say ‘I told you so’. But I told you so.

Re: Actually, the jokes about fob watches ....

Careful where you swing that thing, you don't want to go starting a storm and filling all the rivers with water...

Forget Mars: Let's get someone on the Moon – NASA veteran

Re: Time to get off this planet for survival of the species

"The chances of anything coming from Earth..."

Selfie twerks its way into the dictionary

MTV!

So *that's* what it stands for!!!

Hitchhikers' Guide was WRONG, Earth is not in a galactic backwater

Thanks for all this...

... haven't had such a good laugh for a while. The people on the bus aren't impressed, though.