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PwC will say goodbye to staff who aren't convinced about AI

jgarbo
Devil

Re: It is not about AI!

Less staff...fewer people

Just the Browser claims to tame the bloat without forking

jgarbo

Exactly...

I don't care if the dev is a goat cuddler; does the code work? Ferninand Porsche was a Nazi: don't buy Porsche! Henry Ford financed HIlter: don't touch the F150! This childish nonsense is real bigotry (yes look it up). I run Brave with everything turned off, never see ads, never use AI, fast, private (with Tor). Who's praising FF after Mozilla admits it will sell ALL your data, searches, bookmarks for profit?!

Nvidia wasting no time to flog H200s in China

jgarbo
Facepalm

H200 are crap. Chinese won't buy, will have soon its own. Nvidia loses $8 billion sales, Trump loses 25% slug on sales. China laughs. Another US failure.

FreeBSD 15 trims legacy fat and revamps how OS is built

jgarbo
Trollface

Budget cuts. Thinner fonts are cheaper, use fewer pixels. Get used to it.

The Chinese Box and Turing Test: AI has no intelligence at all

jgarbo
Devil

Was she drunk??

Chinese gang used ArcGIS as a backdoor for a year – and no one noticed

jgarbo

Re: Pots and kettles

The main purpose of NSA is industrial espionage, but for dirty tricks, 'regime change' call the CIA or its gentle sibling NED for color revolutions. All accidental of course

Hacked Ford screens put anti-RTO slogan above CEO’s face

jgarbo

Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

"When you work for a company, you follow the company rules"... that are reasonable. If the boss is unreasonable you explain why or offer a better solution to the problem. That's intelligent RTO, not cattle herding and corralling.

Asmi Linux 13 Debian Edition debuts: Xfce desktop never looked so good

jgarbo
Boffin

Re: Yet aNoThEr Linux distribution?

There is. It's called Red Hat. Happy?

jgarbo
Trollface

Re: Yet aNoThEr Linux distribution?

Right!! One brand of Linux, of car, of washing machine, of food, of clothing.... One of everything's enough. Only smarty-pants need choice.

Hegseth signs flying memo to expand military use of cheap drones in oddball video

jgarbo
Mushroom

Poor old Pete

Pete, do you believe the enemy will let your Drone Warriors within the 10-15 km of their targets...before they've incinerated by thermobaric rockets, all crispy and chewy? Plus the Russians already have EW units, lasers and killer drones. Still, it looks good on CNN, should fool Senate Appropriation members.

Lovestruck US Air Force worker admits leaking secrets on dating app

jgarbo
Facepalm

Top Secret...

Dumb, lonely Americans are easy targets for CIA trained SBU, GUR. Her patter was amateurish, so not FSB or GRU but still fooled a US Lt Col. Yep, finest armed forces in the world. Russians laughing.

Forked-off Xlibre tells Wayland display protocol to DEI in a fire

jgarbo
Devil

Re: Code talks

US Capitalist? So long ago, good person. US is now full oligarchy, ie Fascism in expensive suits, the inevitable course of "successful" Capitalism.

Fresh strain of pro-Russian wiper flushes Ukrainian critical infrastructure

jgarbo

Re: quote: the new blueprint for beginning wartime in the 21st century.

The CIA is running the GRU and SBU, and has run cyber attacks against since at least the US coup in 2014.

Ukraine strikes Russian bomber-maker with hack attack

jgarbo

Hardly. 3 Tu95s damaged, repairable. A50s - no engines, ie scrap - destroyed. Seems the CIA sat-pix were old. So for that MI6/CIA/SBU jaunt, Russia now rains down real hell on the Nazis.

101 fun things to do with a locked Kindle e-reader

jgarbo

Re: onto

"...found 'by' experience..."? I'd prefer 'from' but perhaps I never write anything worth reading...

Microsoft to force Windows 11 24H2 on Home and Pro users

jgarbo
Linux

Re: self-defense

Using MX - no systemd, still smug...

LibreOffice 24.8: Handy even if you're happy with Microsoft

jgarbo

I use the Outline Buttons (activate in Tools>Options>View - Outline ) at each Heading to fold up/down text under each Heading. Seems to work Ok. I can see all Headings only or unfold each one to see contents.

UK tech pioneer Mike Lynch dead at 59

jgarbo
Devil

So I asked him, 'The car accident was pretty easy. But how did you do the tornado?' He smiled...

iPhone kicked out of China’s top 5 smartphone brands as domestic market bounces back

jgarbo

Besides being stupid and ignorant, you're wrong. The Chinese were a super power when Europeans were living in hovels with lice and farm animals. Now they're back. They'll repeat their success the same way - innovate, improve on existing technology and work hard, which the West has lost through.., re-read 1st sentence..

Oracle's Java pricing brews bitter taste, subscribers spill over to OpenJDK

jgarbo

Re: FALSE

You do understand that Marx was a Capitalist. His Manifesto was a warning to Capitalists, relevant these days, that abusing the (labor) market would turn it against them and look for other means of production more humane. Viz, Oracle...

BOFH: It's not generative AI at all, it's degenerate AI

jgarbo

Re: Best of luck

Only if pushed head first...

Command senior chief busted for secretly setting up Wi-Fi on US Navy combat ship

jgarbo

Re: Should be given a medal

All "rights" are only privileges, unless you're holding the gun.

jgarbo

Re: Should be given a medal

Not in the military, which is by definition an authoritarian operation.

iFixit divorces Samsung over lack of real commitment to DIY repair program

jgarbo

Dare I say it?

Samsung is making Apple look almost reasonable, since the Fruity crew *only* overcharge for service and parts.

HR expert says biz leaders scared RTO mandates lead to staff attrition

jgarbo

Bosses should be happy with WFH - less office rent, furniture, cleaning, etc, proved increased productivity. BUT, he's not a real Chief without all his little Indjuns. Loss of power is powerful deterrent...

Want to keep Windows 10 secure? This is how much Microsoft will charge you

jgarbo
Linux

Re: Be careful what you wish for....

When Windows "security" becomes "extortion", customers will start looking elsewhere...time for Linux?

How a single buck bought bragging rights in the battle to port Windows 95 to NT

jgarbo
Coat

Re: Windoze NEVER worked well.

Win XP almost worked. At least I could kill a meandering app without a restart. But by then my Linux box was still wild but tamable and had some apps, so I switched (old journalist/engineer) and I "bent it to my will". Never looked back. About 2002..."These days, kids don't know how lucky they are..." or something.

Fresh version of Windows user-friendly Zorin OS arrives to tempt the Linux-wary

jgarbo
Coat

Re: Coincidence...

Exactly. Most computer users don't know or care what OS is on the thing, so long as it gets the job done. How quaint? They don't care about the model of taxi they take, bus they ride or plane the fly on, either. Strange? Linux evangelists can be so tedious about Windows heresy sometimes but we abide. I use Linux because it gets my jobs done, My wife's corporate Windows machine gets her jobs done. Then we have dinner...

Is Russia using Starlink in Ukraine? Congress demands answers

jgarbo

Re: Should be (relatively) simple...

El Reg comments are anaerobic, no wasted oxygen...

Google Maps leads German tourists to week-long survival saga in Australian swamp

jgarbo

Why is it always Germans, even Yanks aren't that dumb. Every year some German's taken by a saltie swimming against the big sign "No swimming - crocodiles"..

Billions lost to fraud and error during UK's pandemic spending spree

jgarbo
Pirate

Re: Oops, we stole it

No money was "lost". It was simply moved to a more "useful" purpose, eg real estate, mega yatchs, hideaway islands. Well, why waste it on the sick and feeble?

Mozilla slams Microsoft for using dark patterns to drive Windows users toward Edge

jgarbo
Facepalm

Yes...but

So Edge throws ads at you...Bing shows ads...the back of a bus shows ads. Do you buy these products like some zombie with no PFC? Am I the only one whose hackles rise when I detect an ad, arm my self to reject it and move on? Kids must be protected until their PFC is functional (age 20-25!) but if so-called adults are so easily seduced by a flicker of light or color, they need to stay in a quiet room.

jgarbo

Telling a thug he's a thug, strangely doesn't stop his thuggery. But a good slap often does. Go elsewhere.

jgarbo

Ue the PRC

I'm (well) over 21. I don't need a custodian to hold my hand. I'll choose what I like or go elsewhere.

Crunchbang++ versus Bunsen Labs: The pair turn it up to 12

jgarbo

Re: Sigh.......

Choice, yes. But must we choose everything again every day? Once you choose a distro, you just want to get on with your work. Of course, there are nitpickers and fiddlers...

Top Linux distros drop fresh beats

jgarbo
Facepalm

Re: Style is optional

Why "entice"? No-one's trying to sell Linux. If an happy Windows user wants to try it, go ahead. We're not evangelizing or baby-sitting; it's just another way of computing.

Software troubles delay F-35 fighter jet deliveries ... again

jgarbo

Already seen action in Syria chasing away "invisible" F22s and in Ukraine killing off the last of their air force. Find real news, not CNN.

jgarbo

Yep. Su57s almost fly themselves after take off, leaving the pilot to hunt Nazis, with the help of their little drone that scouts ahead. They've proved themselves in Ukraine, taking out most of the Nazi air force. Now waiting for early breakfast: F16s...

jgarbo
Facepalm

Re: Billions

First to Lockheed for divs and exec bonuses, then "donations" to its politicians' PACs for the next elections to hand out more MIC contracts for more Lockheed profits...rinse & repeat. The rabble are dazzled by this magical disappearance of their tax money.

United Airlines’ patience with Boeing is maxed out after repeated safety issues

jgarbo

Re: Manufacturing

Ironically, Marx was pro-Capitalism. His Manifesto warned of Capitalism's harshness alienating workers and starting a Communist revolution, The capitalists listened (a little), treated workers like humans and quelled the revolt. But they didn't read Das Capital vol 3, which predicted the next disaster (which we now see) of Finance Capitalism displacing real production, leading to ...out sourcing, loss of skills and decline. Marx must be saying, "Told you so..."

HP's CEO spells it out: You're a 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplies

jgarbo
Devil

"Nice little printer you got there. Shame if something bad happened to it..." Right out of The Sopranos.

Samsung’s Galaxy S24 pitch: The AI we baked in makes you more human

jgarbo

Re: AI subscription

According to Samsung the AI compnent will be subscription after 2025, so it looks like Google is handling AI. You'll need a Google a/c to use it.

Another airline finds loose bolts in Boeing 737-9 during post-blowout fleet inspections

jgarbo
Devil

Re: Loctite

So use Silver Duct Tape like everyone else! They'll never notice.

Nvidia readies downgraded chips for China, but will anyone want to buy them?

jgarbo
Trollface

Re: Market considereation

I'm sure those locals in grass huts on the Upper Volta are craving Nvidia GPUs...

Apple sets new 16,000-foot iPhone drop test after 737 fuselage fail

jgarbo
Holmes

Depends on "how you hold it" Falling flat will be slower than falling end on (less air resistance).

America's first private lunar lander suffers 'critical' fuel leak en route to Moon

jgarbo
FAIL

"...showing the strength of American technology and innovation," ...Er, like failure?

jgarbo

Re: Cryptocurrency????

Something has "value" only if there's demand. No demand, worthless.

What if Microsoft had given us Windows XP 2024?

jgarbo
Headmaster

REBORN...

THE REBORN [?] OF THE LEGEND...Another Indian video job? Or were the original devs reborn, too?

DARPA's air-steered X-65 jet heads into production with goal of flying by 2025

jgarbo

Re: What could go wrong...

Divert...to a road, field or large garden? What could go wrong?

Windows 12: Savior of PC makers, or just an apology for Windows 11?

jgarbo
Trollface

Re: Local accounts

Seriously? Now where's the money in that? Are you an isolationist? Won't play with the others?

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