* Posts by Chuck Roast

3 publicly visible posts • joined 16 May 2013

iPhone 5S: Apple, you're BORING us to DEATH (And you too, Samsung)

Chuck Roast

iphone today vs. 2 year old phones

apple just has to impress people with 2+ year old phones - not tech bloggers that stare at specs all day long and have zero intent to purchase and consider 2011 to be nothing but a memory, when in fact it is the current reality for a lot of smartphone users.

what most reviewers don't realize is that a lot of markets are on 2yr subsidized plans - ok i get it: a bunch of asia doesn't work that way. fine. but most of Apple's markets do and eventually asia will move towards subsidies as they become more service-oriented, but that's a different story altogether - in any case, regardless of subsidies, there just isn't a huge market for people that want to purchase a smartphone every 3 or 6 or even 12 months. people with 2 or 3 year old phones is likely the target market....think back, this time 2 years ago....the iphone 4 8gb was $99 subsidized...with your subsidy up for renewal/getting antsy regardless, today your $99 gets you the iphone 5C at 16gb...that is a quantum leap ahead of the iphone 4 and 2x more storage -- for the same $99. that differential is obviously worth the $99. So the 2yr+ is whom apple is trying to impress...

Apple needs to keep this strategy - it is very repeatable and profitable. But of course, if bloggers and wallstreet were the ones running apple they would put it in an under-pricing, over-serving death spiral like every other tech company that lacked imagination when it came time to properly serve the user.

Things that cost the same as coffee with Tim Cook - and are way more fun

Chuck Roast
FAIL

Re: garson! coffee!

honestly, i didn't want to take the time to figure out the keystrokes required to generate the voiceless palatal fricative "ç" for the proper spelling of "garçon" and quite lazily, spelled it phonetically...but here i am, talking voiceless palatal fricatives...

Chuck Roast
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garson! coffee!

i doubt it ends at coffee...prob get access to cook in the future (that is if nobody is murdered, as the bootnote implies) .e.g. in 2010, ted weschler paid a bunch of money ($2.6m) to eat food with warren buffett...he's now working as one of buffett's successors pulling down over $20m last year....http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2011/09/12/ted-weschler-buffett-berkshire-hire/