Posts by ZippedyDooDah

Cargo truck crammed with garbage explodes IN SPAAAAACE

"Could Micro Bacteria, or Viri survive a trip like that?"

If anything can, a Tradigrade can

Twitter displays our 'Favorites'. That is, like, PRIVATE, huff naive users

Re: They should have joined something called 'Mutter'...

I think you could be the next dotcom billionaire, seriously.

NASA tests crazytech flying saucer thruster, could reach Mars in days

Dark Matter

Hmmm, something from next to nothing. It must be dark matter related shirley?

Urinating teen polluted 57 Olympic-sized swimming pools - cops

Re: Do you want to drink pee?

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Hell, I have two other delicious words to say as well, slobgollion and gusset.

My life is now complete, my mission is over and all ambition fulfilled.

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I can't even hear the words "moist" and "gusset" without thinking of Susie Dent, of Countdown fame, who lists these two words as her most disliked. There may even have been a moist gusset or two thrown into the reservoir too.

Zynga banks fluke profit - won't happen again, says CEO

Corporate Speak

"we continue to expect uneven, non-linear results" - we have no idea how bad things will get