Posts by chriss jones

Second Life will dwarf the web in ten years

The Register Would Love To Do The Business That SL Does.

Would that The Register or it's readers/contributors are as successful as Second Life. Plain jealousy anyone?

First of all whatever anyone says SL is a success. Second if you can't be bothered to look for anything other than sex there don't complain that's all that exists there.

There are plenty of people in there with great ideas not just for making money but also for the benefit of others.

Those that can; do. Those that can't write about it.

See you in 10 years!

Enraged reader savages iPhone fanboys

Re:Re:

On the topic of Buzz Inversion

By Joe Cincotta

Posted Friday 6th July 2007 06:23 GMT

If I needed any more weight to my argument, read this juicy headline from Sydney Morning Herald:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/phones--pdas/my-phones-an-iphone-whats-yours/2007/07/05/1183351365490.html

It is just rectum clenchingly obnoxious to own an Apple phone.

Sorry, cannot bring myself to use its trademarked name anymore either.

Just looked at the feature; What is wrong with 'the septics'(as in tanks as in yanks?). Does anyone know the round trip distance to where he is from London and if so can someone lend me the air-fair? I'll go give him the slap he so deserves.

Smart bombs? No, we need stupid bombs and we needed them yesterday.

You chuck these idiots in a pond, whether they sink or float - they will pollute the water; the poor little fish and ducks don't deserve that.

If you burn them - think of the carbon foot-print.

What we need is a 'Nerd/Scum/Idiot- Bomb', problem is I'm not certain it exists yet.

To paraphrase Travis Bickle; "One day a rain will come to wash the scum from the streets."

That's the sort of bomb we need.

Perhaps Thomas C Greene or one of his idiot mates could help; they seem to know more about bombs than anyone else. (check-out the link below)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/29/more_fear_biscuits_please/

Round them all up; Guantanamo is gonna be empty soon, it's the perfect holding solution until we get that bomb.

Beavis and Butthead in London jihad

Maybe Thomas C Greene could make a better bomb?

Incompetent maybe. Does the author have access to forensic evidence? You don't know what else these 'bombs' contained and I'm certain security services wouldn't reveal that sort of information.

Ever heard of a fuel air burst or a fuel low airburst?

You are the scary buggers here!

If the secret services wanted to scare us they would just go out and kill a bunch of us.

Go get a life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon