Posts by Phil Underwood

Custard Creams can kill: Official

@Sarah Bee

It's never too early to start on the bourbon

Gmail in massive web outage

Back up now

Seems to be working again now.

Why is it absolutely impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?

Sneezing with your eyes open is possible

I got bored one day, so went around playing with pepper and bright lights. I can categorically state that you can sneeze with your eyes open, if you think about it hard enough. And no, your eyes don't pop out. Although if you squeeze a hamsters head in the right place, you can make *its* eyes pop out. Hours of fun...