A baboon, a dog, and a parrot....
Sometimes when my dog barks he sounds like he is speaking. Looks like I’ve found the “missing link between humans and dogs”. So when should I expect my $20M check from the Gov.? In 1995 a budgerigar (talking bird) named Puck was credited by Guinness World Records as having the largest vocabulary of any bird, at 1,728 words. So does this mean we used to have feathers & “evolved” into what we are today. Or maybe we came about by means of a baboon, parrot, & dog ‘gett’in jiggy with it” ménage à trois style. This might explain how Obummer got elected…., and re-elected. Can I get my funding now?
Biting the hand that feeds IT
