Machine Learning a Panacea? HA!
Have your machine learn this:
"Time flies like an arrow."
Now exactly what does that mean?
1. "Flies of Time" admire arrows?
2. "Flies of Time" think an arrow is a tasty thing to eat?
3. The best way to measure the speed of a fly is to time it like you would the speed of an arrow?
4. The best way to time how fast a fly completes some type of task (e.g., eating an ant) is to time it like you would time an arrow completing the same task?
5. Time passes as quickly as an arrow flies?
6. Time flies through the air in the same way that an arrow flies through the air?
Machine learning does have a lot of useful applications, but it's applicability is a lot less general than anyone really likes to admit.