Posts by Jase Prasad

Microsoft is a national security threat, says ex-White House cyber policy director

McMicrosoft

Need anyone say anymore?

Fujitsu: Miscreants infected our systems with malware, may have stolen customer info

Classic! They were prolly behind the submarine malfunction last month

Ex-Fugees star accuses his lawyer of going full robot in corruption trial

Make Way!

Lawyers are old hat, the quicker they are removed the better as most are self serving and they often are rewarded more than the plaintiff- case in point California’s recent HP age discrimination lawsuit, where the

lawyers: plaintiffs reward ratio was 70:30

It took seven years but over-40s fired by HP win $18m settlement

Serial Killers of Lawyers, Bankers & Technocrats are Sharpening Their Knives

Existing HP staff feel angry they remain employed by a firm full of A-holes so many will look to resign. Those who do not will remain working on the HP production line, though doubtless they’ll seek vengeance in other ways; secretly applying back doors in the hardware that will leave HP clients vulnerable for their mates to hack into and jeopardise client HP infrastructure, sending the HP share price to free fall.

Tata for now: Marks & Spencer transfers 250 tech jobs to outsourcer

TCS have a reputation - they are the McDonald's of IT service providers

HMRC scoops up Microsoft veep for CIO role

Microsoft: "crumbs. Our tax avoiding clients will start to feel unsafe, so here's an idea . . .

. . . let's announce our new encrypted Azure portal https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/09/14/encrypted_azure_to_keep_cloud_data_secret/

Microsoft pitches encrypted Azure to keep cloud data secret

Microsoft: "Quick, we better reassure our tax avoiding clients will remain safe."

Such a significant announcement, all the more Interesting how such a security conscious variant of Azure is revealed hours after our government's HMRC department announces the appointment of their new CIO - Jacky Wright - who is due to take up the post in October 2017. But where is Jacky Wright currently based? She is Microsoft's corporate vice president and veep of IT strategic services.

Google's $8.5m class-action privacy payout goes to: Lawyers' alma maters, web giant's pals

Pure evil. And then people wonder why murders and the hiring of contract killers is on the rise.

Sonos will deny updates to those who snub rewritten privacy terms

So long Sonos. Chapter 11 awaits you

This is the Dell security team. We have you surrounded. Come out with a purchase order

Sorry DELL, but nobody gives a crap about RSA now as Microsoft's MFA handled by Azure is fast becoming de facto. Take your RSA and shoves it up your A S S,

When can real-world laws invade augmented reality fantasies? A trial in Milwaukee will decide

This is so obviously a crucial milestone. The law, which I agree with, is a gamechanger in more ways than one: if it prevails the rise of the machine he's will be rightly stopped. If not, then expect the other thing to happen real quick

Cannabis can CURE CANCER - cheaply and without getting you high

The indefinite article you're referring to is always prefixed to nouns pronounced with vowels it the first syllable, I.e., an umbrella, an ignition, an egg, an ovary. No sure, but I don't think 'hotel' would warrant 'an' as its pronunciation is not vowel sounding

You threw a 'whitey' you nutter. I've chucked a few whiteys in my time :-)

Cisco gobbles UK mobe mast maker - you know where this is going

A precursor to Computing Teleportation

You may laugh, but it's fast becoming a reality, one way of establishing and maintaining entanglement - the linking of two separate particles - is by using the standard principle of 'boosting' and femtocells essentially harness frequency by attaching themselves to it, so the signal is captured and stabilised it before it is then boosted for local use where signals aren't readily available. If the same principle can be applied to send and receive quantum bites of information, known as 'qubits', over vast distances, teleportation computing may arrive sooner than we think. It is already possible to encode/decode or disassemble/reassemble or encrypt/decrypt so with the Higgs' boson discovery as well as the neutrinos acceleration to light speed, it really is just a case of putting all these ingredients together soi that we can all finally say "beam me up!"