Posts by Onomatopoeia

El Reg seeks new mobile, wireless tech writer - could it be YOU?

Mobile and wireless.

How about Pinocchio?

Google Reader replacement 'Old Reader' crashes

InoReader

I tried Old Reader for a while, decided it wasn't for me, so I moved to InoReader. Brilliant replacement for GR.

Surface RT: A plan worthy of the South Park Underpants Gnomes

Next course of action.

Phase four: The Red Mound - get rid!

BT slammed for FAILING to explain why its broadband investment has shrunk

Re: Not a monopoly

Bloody hell! Do you work for BT? Vanishingly thin margins? That's probably why BT have only spent £365,000 of the 1B they were supposed to invest to match the 1.2B invested by the Government.

Re: Monopoly

So BT and BSkyB walk hand-in-hand!

Confidential Microsoft brief: 'We're TOAST if we fight Google on price'

Accountants to the rescue...

Only one word springs to mind here: GREED!

How God and übergeek Ron Crane saved 3Com's bacon

Re: So, erm,

Substitute "God" for "Luck"!

PC market facing worst-ever slump in 2013

The definition of greed

Easy remedy for the: "PC Market Facing Worst-Ever Slump In 2013".

Drop your prices you greedy mother-fondler's!

Merde! Dummkopf! Google Translate used as spam cloak

Zut Alors

Cor blimey.