* Posts by RLWatkins

258 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Feb 2013


Ten years ago Microsoft bought Nokia's phone unit – then killed it as a tax write-off


Re: Public Service Announcement

Not only did Nokia not go extinct, when they sold their mobile phone division to Microsoft, they kept their towers and they kept their entire portfolio of basic patents.

I thought it kind of ironic: they hired a Microsoft exec, he wrecked their mobile phone division, so they sold its corpse to Microsoft for a lot of money. Not just ironic, not just poetic justice, but down right hilarious.

Nokia is doing just fine.

Tesla maps out new territory in China with Baidu deal


We buy their cheap crap, they buy our cheap crap.

What else is there to say?

Oh, yes, of course: Hell is full and cheap crap is walking the Earth. [sigh]

Politicians call for ban on 'killer robots' and the curbing of AI weapons


You've got to be joking.

I heard a US Army colonel talking about autonomous weapons: "It doesn't get bored, it doesn't get tired, it doesn't need sleep or food. It just hangs around waiting for you, then when it sees you it kills you."

This was in the 1990s.

Can we turn beating dead horses into its own profession? Whatever we wind up calling its practitioners, Hell is full and they're walking the Earth. Maybe we should build an annex for Hell, increase its capacity.

More big city newspapers drag Microsoft, OpenAI hard in copyright lawsuit


Ever been to Las Vegas?

One of the hotels used to have an indoor pond where every few hours they'd stage a mock naval battle, complete with the sinking of one of the fake ships in said pond. Afterward it would rise up, the water would drain out of it, and a few hours later they'd stage a mock naval battle in the pond, complete with the sinking of one of the fake ships....

Yes, search services, and later language models, violate others' intellectual property rights right and left, with absolute impunity. And even though congress here in the US has made copyright violation a criminal matter, y' know, for the benefit of record labels and movie distributors, when someone like Microsoft or Open AI rack up millions of copyright violations your typical US Attorney just shrugs and sends out for latte.

Nothing new. Tech companies such as IBM, Microsoft and Oracle presided over the absolute gutting of US product liability laws simply because that cost less than making a reliable product. Same crap, new day.

Watching justice being administered, especially with US tech companies, is a lot like watching one of those mock naval battles in that Vegas hotel.


NSA guy who tried and failed to spy for Russia gets 262 months in the slammer


Is this an infant we're talking about here?

He gets 262 months? Just give it to us in years for Pete's sake and don't make everyone get out their calculators.

(21 years, ten months)

Elon Musk's latest brainfart is to turn Tesla cars into AWS on wheels


Stupid is as stupid does.

That's the gist of it, and it's a blinding glimpse of the obvious, but it had to be said.

Oh, and of course, Hell is full and Musk fanbois are walking the Earth. But you already knew that, too.

MPs ask: Why is it so freakin' hard to get AI giants to pay copyright holders?


Why pay for what you're allowed to steal?

Seriously. Business these days isn't about earning money by adding value, it's about *getting* money, any way possible. And to paraphrase Leona Helmsley, laws are for the little people.

Space Force boss warns 'the US will lose' without help from Musk and Bezos


If that's true, then we're doomed.

I wonder which of them offered him a "consulting" job once he retires from the military in exchange for that bit of cheerleading?

AWS severs connection with several hundred staff


Whoever said megacompanies drive "job creation" got it backwards.

They've expanded to their natural limits, they're selling into saturated markets. The only way they can "grow", i.e. increase profits, is to employ *fewer* people. Are people catching on?

AWS must pay $525M to cloud storage patent holder, says jury


Seriously? Someone patented storing data in a computer elsewhere on a public network?

Does anyone remember General Electric's online service, accessible principally through the Terminet terminal, from back in the late 1960s? It would store files, store data in the database which Bachman invented for GE, and it would run application software.

I remember it pretty clearly, and I remember it being years old when I first started coding for money in 1973.

Sonos secures a victory in audio patent fight against Google


Lots of patenting prior art, and patenting the obvious going on here.

Then again, that's what the tech "industry" does.

Remember when Amazon filed a "business method patent" on the use of cookies to keep track of the logged-in user, so they could implement an on-line charge account? When charge accounts have been around for over a hundred years. When cookies were devised for exactly that sort of use.

So Sonos and Google have patented... attaching more than one speaker to a system, attaching more than one microphone to a system, and what else?

If you can't patent the screwdriver, patent *the use of the screwdriver to drive screws*.

I guess business these days is more about getting money than about earning money by adding value.

Hell is full, and both the dead, and lawyers, are walking the Earth. We ought to do something about that.

FreeBSD can now boot in 25 milliseconds


This has gone beyond being merely ridiculous.

I love the performance, but....

Firing up a VM, even a lightweight one, to execute a single function or to run a sub-second process the sort of thing that impresses gee-whiz kids, not experienced designers of actual systems. Don't ever do this. There are better ways.

Yet in the real world we *do* see systems designed this way, and with nobody's name on them there's no way for us to know who never to hire.

Like the man said, Hell is full and gee-whiz kids are walking the Earth.

Why do cloud titans keep building datacenters in America's hottest city?


... a capacity of 32 million megawatt hours....

What on earth are you talking about?

Power plant capacity is measured in watts, not watt-hours. The former is a rate of energy delivery, similar say to a horsepower, the latter a total amount of energy, similar say to the capacity of a gas tank.

And 32 trillion, even if it is watts, and not watt-hours?

Er, OK.

JP Morgan accidentally deletes evidence in multi-million record retention screwup


You guys gotta hire a proofreader.

JP Morgan "accidentally" deletes....

There. That's better.

China lands mysterious reusable spacecraft after 276-day trek


Crypto "industry"?

Industries *make* things. Industries make *things*.

There are other businesses which are not industries, but instead provide services.

Then there's crypto "currency". Not sure this is even a business.

Elizabeth Holmes is not going to prison – for the moment


Only cheat investors who are too small to outspend you.

This is the lesson of Facebook: start the cheating out on a small scale, and ramp it up as you accumulate capital.

Homes got greedy, ramped up the cheating more quickly than she could build defenses against the victims.

Hate thieves, but we've let the US turn into a haven for them. The big ones are never called to account.

No reliable way to detect AI-generated text, boffins sigh


Re: One advantage

Whole problem with the new types of chatbots is that their training sets include those very sources.

Kind of a vicious circle, that.

Have you ever seen video feedback, from pointing a video camera at its monitor? It's pretty cool. Not so sure how cool this sort of semiotic feedback will be, though. Cryptic, yeah, but still garbage.


Sure, one can tell the difference.

I've seen strings of words which are syntactic nonsense.

I've seen strings of words that make syntactically correct sentences, but semantically are nonsense.

I've seen strings of words that make sense semantically, but in reference to the real world are nonsense.

Tools like ChatGPT have reached that third level. But because they're constructing text from things people have already said, without regard to whether those people *knew what they were talking about*, a careful reader can still tell.

But remember that park ranger who said, "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the dumbest tourists and the smartest bears"? The same thing is true about the dumbest humans and the smartest chatbots.

OpenAI CEO warns that GPT-4 could be misused for nefarious purposes


"There are other people who won't put limits on it...."

Let's translate this into English: "We want to be the only company that is allowed to develop this. Those other researchers have to be stopped."

How this database legal war could be decided by the name given to this license


A fork is not a cleanroom implementation

This is ridiculous. If they are able to do that, anyone can make a copy of any copyrighted work, change some part of it, then claim that the rights asserted by the original copyright holder don't apply.

How on earth they decided to mix in trademark violations in what was an otherwise open-and-shut license dispute is beyond me. That seems to be confusing the issue for no good reason.

Microsoft is checking everyone's bags for unsupported Office installs


Re: "Malicious software removal tool"

That's hilarious.

My Win10 box is a constant source of update-borne grief. A colleague observed, "I never had any problems. You must be doing something wrong." Then he discovered why: his company had never sent any patch updates to his computer.

What I did wrong? Allowing patch updates.

Makes sense, sort of.

Never mind the Saudis: Here's a new OPEC for EV battery metals


Re: Didn't the Chinese try something similar with "rare" earth metals ?

They did indeed.

They sold lanthanides for less than cost for long enough to kill lanthanide mining in the US and Australia, which have large deposits. Then they announced that they would not export raw lanthanides but would sell finished products containing the metals to one and all.

US lanthanide mining continued to languish, last I checked, but the Australians said, "No, no, we'll start mining again."

This all played out years and years ago, so the US may have resumed lanthanide mining also. In any event, it backfired on them.

Same will happen with nickel and cobalt. Plenty of nickel and cobalt elsewhere. And manganese can be found lying all over the ocean floor in MnO nodules.

Elon Musk shows what being Chief Twit is all about across weird weekend


Re: Bad code review

Tesla's engineers work in AutoCAD and the MCC Materials Handbook. Tesla's programmers work -- We'll agree to refer to repeated failure due to forced and unrealistic released dates as working -- in C / C++.

Given that most of Twitter's back-end data processing is also written in those languages, and that it uses some "AI", those Tesla programmers might have an inkling what they're looking at.

Not sure why they'd want to change it, though. I've no use for Twitter, but it works as well as something like that can. It isn't broken, merely useless.

Russia says Starlink satellites could become military targets


He'll run out of rockets.

Lots of irrelevant geopolitics on this thread.

Why irrelevant?

There are more satellites for him to hit than he has rockets capable of hitting them, by probably an order of magnitude.

Fujitsu launches HPC and not-quite-quantum cloud services


Wow. He said "Quantum".

Mentally read the post title in the Beavis and Butthead voice.

Now, that said, Fujitsu has "launched" computing-as-a-service, the very thing which service bureaus have been doing since the 1960s -- Anyone remember GE's Genie? -- and on it they run a linear programming solver to which they refer as a "non-quantum annealer".

Well, if it walks like a hey-look-at-me press release, and quacks like a hey-look-at-me press release, and smells like a hey-look-at-me press release, then it must be a hey-look-at-me press release.

Lash#Cat9: A radical new Linux UI for keyboard warriors


It'd have been nice to actually learn something from this article.

Instead of spending the first eight or nine paragraphs saying the same things over and over, how about actually describing the thing?

"The command line includes an auto-complete feature.

"Each command launches a small shell window within the main window in which that command executes, allowing the user to compose another command, launching another small shell window within the main window, while the one above it continues execution."

It would have taken a few seconds to read that, as opposed to wading through a few hundred words of "It's new! It's different!" and watching a video.

(I hate videos. They save the presenter a small amount of effort, while wasting a lot of the audience's time.)

China discovers unknown mineral on the moon, names it Changesite-(Y)


Less here than meets the eye....

People are constantly discovering new minerals. So what?

*Everything* on the surface of the Moon has a tiny bit of 3He in it. So what?

3He is a terrible fusion fuel; it's difficult to fuse. Sure, fusing doesn't make your reactor parts radioactive like Tritium does, but if you can't get it to fuse then so what?

Don't get me wrong: it's neat that they brought samples back from the Moon. But this is a tempest in a teapot, a transparent effort to get a headline.


DoJ charges pair over China-linked attempt to build semi-autonomous crypto haven on nuked Pacific atoll


"crypto haven"?

Great headline, but "crypto haven"?

Wasn't the whole point of cryptocurrencies that they were utterly decentralized, not reliant on specific computing hosts, and not subject to any central authority or geographic boundaries?

So now we have companies which endeavor to control crypto transactions, and places like "crypto havens", and my irony meter has burned out again.

Elon Musk wrote article for China's internet regulator, hinted at aged care robots


Re: No! Really? Not Musk, surely...

They'll pump him for every bit of information they can get out of him (which from Elon Musk won't be very much) then they'll go off and do it themselves and not pay him a cent.

It's a tradition there.

IBM settles age discrimination case that sought top execs' emails


Settling an ongoing case should go on the books as a loss by the defendant.

This is typical of organizations which can afford to keep a flying wedge of lawyers on perpetual retainer: If the case goes their way they continue with it so it will become established precedent, i.e. case law, but if it looks as if they'll lose they settle out of court to prevent the loss becoming established case law.

How to prevent this? Record an out-of-court settlement as a loss for the defendant. That would level the playing-field just a bit.

Meanwhile, and yes, I know, I repeat myself, Hell is full and zombies in suits are walking the Earth. How's that working out for us, eh?

Photonic processor can classify millions of images faster than you can blink


Useful, but let's don't work ourselves into a frenzy

If this is what I think it is, an optical version of a neural net built from a block of glass fibres, it has to be hard-wired.

That means that it has to be hard-wired for a specific purpose. At low levels this isn't all that bad: we have hardwired edge and area detection for our own eyes, providing additional information derived from a field of pixels which is useful for recognizing what we see.

Scaling that up won't be one of those square-of-the-number-of-pixels things since that sort of recognition depends on nearby pixels rather than correlating information from distant parts of the visual field.

So far, so good.

The problem comes with hard-wiring the higher levels of recognition.

You want to recognize numbers and letters? Roman letters? Cyrillic? Arabic? Telugu?

You want to recognize faces? Whose faces? Maybe worth hard-wiring to recognize specific features, but beyond that not so much.

So at some point someone has either to create a *programmable* optical neural net to sit atop this device, or to use the device to enhance the input to more conventional software.

Sounds useful, but this isn't the be-all and end-all of image recognition. Recognize it for what it is, to wit a useful step forward, but let's don't get all dizzy over it.

US Space Force unit to monitor region beyond Earth's geosynchronous orbit


Re: For those [who laughed at Trump]

We laughed at Trump, or more accurately winced, because he "created" a name, and then did *nothing else* save for applying it to existing and on-going activities which were not under his purview, and then showed no further interest in the matter, which has been typical of him in the 40-odd years he's been on my radar.

Nothing wrong with having a "Space Force". Lots wrong with giving Trump credit for it.

New Chinese exascale supercomputer runs 'brain-scale AI'


"Brain-scale AI"

Remember when you see that phrase, it's time to go read something else.

The hype never ends.

CompSci boffins claim they can recreate missing lines in log files


No, no they can't.

This reminds me of the image enhancement we see on TV: pure BS. Once one throws information away, one can't then conjure it back up from thin air.

That's the long and short of it Everything else is just handwaving.

'Automate or die!' Gartner reckons most biz apps will be developed via low-code by the people who use them


This is hilarious.

Gartner conflating "cloud" with "AI" and saying that "it will write our code in the future" is typical.

And it's ignorant. And it's sad.

But their principal market consists of businessmen, who want to commoditize programming, just as they've tried to commoditize engineering, medicine, etc. They love to hear this stuff, even when the results have always been disastrous.

If they'd told businessmen, "You'll have to actually pay people to do critical and intellectually demanding professional work, and learn to live with that," they'd have lost most of their audience.

Billion-dollar US broadband bonanza awaits Biden's blessing – what you need to know


We already paid for that...

... several times over in fact. US telcos have been collecting a "broadband tax" for a couple of decades, amounting to over a half-trillion dollars, to fulfil their commitment to "bring broadband to all Americans". They convinced the head of the FCC, an AT&T lobbyist, that GSM was "broadband" and that they therefore had finished the job, without actually doing it at all.

So... we're going to pay for that all over again? How many times, I wonder, before we actually get it?

Microsoft vows to make its Surface laptops, Xbox kit easier to fix by 2022


I have a broken Surface...

... brought to me by a neighbor who asked, "Why has the screen detached itself from the tablet? Can you fix it?"

Mind you, the screen is still attached, but it is hovering about 6mm above the rest of the unit. Why? The battery blew up like a balloon. And no, I can't fix it. It is held together entirely by glue.

The only reason the screen didn't crack is that the battery heated up so much while failing, or inflating, that it melted some of that glue. Now that it's cooled off? The glue has solidified again so there is no way to get the thing apart to fix it.

Do you suppose they'll replace all these units? Not on your life.

You know the saying: Hell is full, and guilt-ridden engineers are walking the Earth.

Microsoft's problem child, Windows 11, is here. Will you run it? Can you run it? Do you even WANT to run it?


More accurately, Microsoft has launched a new shell for the NT kernel today...

... along with some configuration changes intended to encourage users to purchase new hardware.

There is less here than meets the eye.

Honda to build reusable rockets to sling sats, but won't scare SpaceX


Look closely at that VTOL...

... and note that the center of lift is way, waaay behind the center of mass. Good thing Honda has much better engineers than they do artists.

All that said, they do have damn' good engineers. I expect them to take away a good chunk of other commercial lift companies' business.

And you know? That probably isn't a bad thing.

'Quantum computer algorithms are linear algebra, probabilities. This is not something that we do a good job of teaching our kids'


Arrrgh! When did we stop teaching science to science writers?

(1) The process using "linear algebra probabilities" is quantum annealing. That isn't the only way quantum computers are built, although it is a very useful one. Quantum computer programs for, say, factoring use entirely different techniques.

(2) A quantum bit cannot store multiple arbitrary classical bits of information. Saying, "Oooh, ahh, we can store much more information here because it's quantum bits" represents a fundamental misunderstanding of the technology.

We may have made a mistake by calling these things "computers". It's as if we still called modern computers "difference engines". It limits our thinking so severely as to cause many people to completely miss the point.

Samsung is planning to reverse-engineer the human brain on to a chip


Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

... ha ha, ha ha, haha!

I'm so very sorry, but this is one of the stupidest and most blatant "Hey, let's all pay attention to ME!" press releases I've seen this year.

Not only do we not have the technology to do this, we don't even have the technology to design and manufacture any technology which might even remotely approach the necessary capability. Not even close.

How on earth can anyone take this seriously?

As Google sets burial date for legacy Chrome Extensions, fears for ad-blockers grow


I don't have an ad-blocker....

... but rather a HOSTS file which routes hundreds of ad servers to

Works great. About to translate the thing to use on Linux and Android. I have to wonder how much of the OS that's going to kill, but I do have a couple of sacrificial devices to try it out on.

Happy days.

Oh, and by the way, Hell is full and ad executives are walking the earth.

Astronomers detect burps of interstellar cannibal from 480 million light years away



So some stars engulf nearby white dwarves intentionally?

I want to know more about this.

GitHub merges 'useless garbage' says Linus Torvalds as new NTFS support added to Linux kernel 5.15


Using git is like driving a car without a dashboard.

Sure, one can attach a vice-grip to the steering wheel stem to steer it. One can memorize the colors of the wires so one will know which ones to short out to start the car or turn on the windshield wipers. Without pedals one can operate the throttle by pulling a string. (More difficult to operate the brakes that way, but that's why dashless, pedalless cars have hand brakes.)

Sure, one can do all these things.

When we're all old we can tell our grandchildren, "When I was young, we didn't just have to walk to and from school uphill in the snow both ways while fighting off rabid bears, we also had to use git for source control, and we liked it." Bah!

30 years of Linux: OS was successful because of how it was licensed, says Red Hat


Re: Linux is not an OS

To those who voted this comment down:

An OS consists of a kernel (or executive), a shell, and a collection of system utilities.

This is the original definition of the term, which hasn't lost validity just because marketroids are unable to grasp the details of technology.

Linux-based OSs consist of a Linux kernel, one (or more) of a variety of shells, and a bunch of utilities mostly from GNU.

Samsung: We will remotely brick smart TVs looted from our warehouse


Samsung also disables handset cameras when you root the handset...

... and demands calendar and contact access to change the background image on the home screen. The litany of such offences grows with each passing month. It's so sad; I used to be a staunch proponent of their gear. Lately? It would have to be free... and even then I'd install a 3rd-party ROM before I used the damn' thing.

US boffins: We're close to fusion ignition in the lab – as seen in stars and thermonuclear weapons


A big pile of batteries...

... discharging in 1/10 nanosecond.

That's actually pretty impressive, although I'm unsure how useful it is.

Your Computer Is On Fire, but it will take much more than this book to put it out


This is hilarious.

Been writing software for fifty years, getting paid for it for about 45; I don't see a single flaw in this narrative. Needless to say, I'll be reading this one. Always did enjoy a freewheeling and humorous account of current history.

BTW, 'AI would be the "most profound technology" that humanity will ever develop' is a great prediction for the far future, about on par with predictions of reversing ageing, or of tapping vacuum potential for free energy. How very prescient. [yawn]

8 years ago another billionaire ploughed millions into space to harvest solar power and beam it back down to Earth


This is a stupid, stupid, stupid idea.

I know it's been said here already, but I'll say it again.

The people who are pushing this are doing so because it sounds so nifty. But given the cost of getting a big solar array into orbit, and going up there to do maintenance, repair or expansion on it, it is far cheaper just to put the damn' thing on the ground, where people actually need the power, and where the storage for nighttime or peak-load demand can be sited.

I cannot believe that people are even still discussing this boondoggle.

Chinese state media describes gaming as 'spiritual opium' that stunts education and destroys families


Granted, for a fraction of gamers they're right...

... in asserting that some seek the consequence-free world of gaming, which is in some respects like real life, but less difficult and less threatening.

I've met people like that.

But they constitute a tiny fraction of people who play video games. The rest of them are just fine.

Isn't it just like the CCP to pick out a corner case, then use it to condemn an entire population? You'd almost think they were Republicans.