The Register Home Page

* Posts by Lee D

4943 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Feb 2013

Seen from spaaaaace: Boffins check world's oceans for plastic

Lee D Silver badge

"You do wash yourself, don't shit on the street, piss in the pool, I wonder why."

But I don't run my personal police force, have my own fire truck, hire my own doctors and hospital bed, operate and funds local social welfare organisation,service the town hall, repair the road, build new housing or lots of other things.

And those things my council tax HAS ALWAYS PAID FOR, and states that. Like waste management. But my council tax has never claimed to wipe my backside for me.

A council-run service has been privatised (I'm being asked to buy THEIR bags, THEIR bins and anything outside the limits is an extra cost to take away my green bin, etc.), in the process adding in a whole raft of extra things that need doing that never used to - I'm actually paying MORE than I was when those things weren't necessary, and I'm required to do those things, at my expense, on top while the council-run service via a private contractors does... what exactly? Picks it up, doesn't have to sort it, profits from it and there's no guarantee that difference ever goes back to the council (in fact, I guarantee you it doesn't, as I investigated my local councillor and his waste-management company for exactly that).

It's a con to cream off council services for personal gain, using fake "green" credentials, and push ordinary service expenditure to the householder outside of the taxation arrangements. If you haven't realised that, you honestly haven't looked at your local council's register of declared interests.

You can either a) tax me and provide those necessary services and force me to utilise them or b) allow me to choose any independent entity I wish to do the same job (waste DOES need to be disposed of) and not pay the council for that service at all.

What they WANT me to do is pay council tax to provide that service, then charge me / impose extra work upon me for that necessary service.

Charge me a bit more and sort the waste. Charge me a bit more and wash the waste. Charge me a bit more and give me free bins/bags. Charge me a bit more and collect unrecycled rubbish daily.

But don't charge me the same service as always and then make me pay/work to make your job profitable for you and you alone.

P.S. when was the last time your council tax DIDN'T increase by the legal maximum 2.99% (or whatever it is).

Lee D Silver badge

We're shipping that stuff to China:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jan/02/rubbish-already-building-up-at-uk-recycling-plants-due-to-china-import-ban

I'm not against recycling, I'm against why **I'M** doing it at my own cost instead of the people paid to do it. Tax the products, subsidise the recyclers, and use tax to perform essential functions (and given that waste disposal is now waste disposal and recycling, that's one of them).

Additionally, half of things that could be AREN'T recycled at all. We're not even doing it very well. Then we're running 4 trucks instead of 1 to every house - totally killing the environmental advantages. 4 jobs instead of 1 might be helpful but there goes all my tax again. Then it only costs £86 a tonne in tax to landfill. That's a pittance for general compressed household waste.

And at the end of the day, the "recycling" is happening in China (if it's happening at all, we can't really prove it and there have been experiments with GPS trackers on household waste and WEEE, finding out that most of it ends up in foreign landfill anyway) - by shipping millions of tonnes around the world on diesel-burning ships because the local landfill tax makes the council baulk unless they get their percentage.

Don't make me out to be the villain. It's like asking me to buy my own light-bulbs for the streetlamps in my street, telling me I fitted the wrong one, then making me buy an energy-inefficient one and fitting it myself, making me pay the electric bill (while also paying council tax), then fitting four other lamps of different bulbs to every lamp post and then blaming me if anyone ever falls over in the dark. When I just work 9-5 on a completely different job.

There's social responsibility, and then there's taking the piss.

Lee D Silver badge

@JakeMS:

Precisely. I've always been baffled why I pay council tax etc. and then have to wash, scrub, crush, sort, bag and separate plastics, paper, food, etc. only for them to come along in four different trucks, throw it all on the back, extract everything with value (gosh, the councillor responsible for waste happens to own a waste recycling company that the council happen to use? How fortunate!), and then almost certainly landfill everything else, or on the slightest excuse of "contamination" (i.e. if your recycling machine for a milk carton can't handle a bit of residue milk, it's probably time to get a new machine).

The benefit to me of recycling is... what, precisely? Not getting told off, that's about it. Now if you offered even a 50p-per-bin full of recycled paper, plastic, etc. (all the easy stuff), people might actually bother to do something. That will add up and go some way to pay for the time and effort (not to mention hot water, bins, bin-bags, etc.). And if we could avoid the logistics-Nazis at the recycling plant, that would be great.

Fact is, you tax things you DON'T want people doing. And you subsidise things you do want people doing.

Hence tax plastic use on packaging. And subsidise people to recycle their plastic. If you do it right, one will pay for the other and you get a double-whammy effect on the actual use of plastics.

But... that would leave no room for middle-men to take their 10% so it won't happen.

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

Lee D Silver badge

Yeah, I'm totally unconvinced on Windows 10.

Bear in mind that I manage whole schools on Windows, and that I'm usually seen as "ahead of the game" by other IT Managers in the same area.

So far my Windows 10 experience consists of:

- Three people who pressed the "free upgrade" of their 7/8 machines, and it totally trashed them.

- One person who did that and managed to lose every file they made (literally, gone). It looks like it did a fresh install rather than an upgrade. Maybe user error but just shouldn't be possible without dire warnings.

- One person who upgraded and then explorer crashed CONSTANTLY, as in every 3 or so seconds. The only way to "fix" it enough to log it and get her files off was to install - by RAPID bashing of the Win+R shortcut - a copy of Classic Shell. That allowed us to log on without the constant crashing and only the shell process of explorer.exe crashed, not the file-browsing ones, so she was actually able to use the computer in that state for quite a while.

- One IT guy who has a home machine on Windows 10. Since the Anniversary update, whenever you let it do automatic updates, it's guaranteed that it will remove the networking driver and replace it with a broken one that doesn't work. That stops the machine working, basically, and no amount of reinstalling the original driver will make it continue. He just has to roll-back the machine each time and deny updates. Once every few weeks he lets it happen again to "see if it's fixed yet" but it's been like that since the Anniversary update.

I honestly can't see that I'd bother with a base install of Windows again. I'd almost certainly go for VMs anyway. VMWare is about the best personal investment I've ever made. And I can't see that Windows would figure heavily at home. I surveyed my personal usage of my Windows 7 machine (the install of which is 8 years old and perfectly fine) and it's almost all Vivaldi, Eclipse, Steam (okay, I would lose some games but I can easily live without GTA V nowadays), loads of emulators, VLC, etc, Oh, and a bunch of VMs on lots of different OS.

But for a machine I *use*, day-in, day-out as a utility machine? Yeah, it wouldn't be Windows 10. As a gaming machine? Not Windows 10. As a portable machine? Not Windows 10. As a serious high-end workstation for some specialist task? Not Windows 10.

I lived without Windows at home for about 10 years. It was fine. I only got back into Windows because my shiny new laptop had it pre-installed and I could run VMWare on that and run all my old Linux stuff. It made cross-platform development easier and I could easily have done things the other way around. Those non-Windows times were the years I ran Slackware as my primary desktop. It was absolutely fine. Nowadays, the Steam/games situation has improved immensely and that was really my only gripe. I mostly play Steam/GOG games, and for Steam all the ones I have more than 100 hours on are on Linux too.

Windows 10 gives me no compelling reason to use it. They're locking in DirectX 12 or whatever to it again to try to trap people on it. But that's more than cancelled out by the Edge-trickery and all the usual old games that they like to play. I'd have to load it up with Classic Shell etc. to turn off the junk I don't like.

At work, we stuck on 8.1 precisely because of the same things. Issues galore, not insurmountable with volume licensing and network management, but enough to not bother when there is literally zero advantage to moving. There's nothing we need on 10. There's lots of things I absolutely cannot have (e.g. I'll have to GPO the heck out of Cortana, etc.). Lots of stuff just wouldn't work. We have no problems with the current setup and it's supported. As such, it's a really easy decision.

Symantec cert holdout sites told: Those Google Chrome warnings are not a good look

Lee D Silver badge

Personally, I have a RapidSSL cert. They keep whinging at me to renew it.

In the meantime LetsEncrypt added free wildcard certs.

So I'll probably never bother to use another certification authority again.

Even my workplace can have their existing certs alongside the LetsEncrypt one in the webservers etc. if they want. Fact is the LetsEncrypt ones are more than adequate now and everything else is a backup in case the 90-day renewal process falls over.

No, Stephen Hawking's last paper didn't prove the existence of a multiverse

Lee D Silver badge

Re: "vertical particles"?

Someone should "stand up" and take responsibility for this vertical error.

BT: We're shuttering final salary pension scheme

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Everyone else

Because generally speaking most pensions are unsustainable. That pension has been around for how long? And already it's in trouble. You can pull all the numbers you want, and claim mismanagement, etc. but 14bn is a BIG hole.

It's just not sustainable to pay in a tiny portion of your income, expect to retire in your 60's, and then live off a wage which is anywhere near useful. Maybe it used to be. Maybe for some it can still be. But in general, and today, no. Almost all of us will live to pension age. Yet the percentage we contribute is still only a fraction of that required to pay anything approaching a wage.

I was talking about this in work today, with someone in their 50's. They'll get a pension that they could - in theory - live on. They can only afford to do so because they rent from the council, so will likely get housing benefits etc.

I, in my 30's, will need to work until nearly 70 and then state pension and the pensions I've paid into will produce... well, basically nothing once you take into account inflation. It wouldn't pay rent on a 1-bed flat within 50 miles of Greater London, before I even considered anything like bills, tax, food, etc.. Lots of people my age are in similar positions. P.S. I have full contributions on NI etc.

But is my pension terrible? I work for private schools. It's actually quite good. What kills it is things like house prices and inflation. I just split up with my ex, after only four years our house was worth £100k more than we bought it for. i.e. if we'd left it four years and tried to save up more, we wouldn't have been able to buy it. What can I afford now? Nothing without renting.

Now the bank would give me a mortgage. For £180k. Over 35 years (which would take me past retirement, technically). And £180k wouldn't really buy me a one-bed flat / mousehole inside the M25 (which is the only way to earn the money I do). And to do that I'd pay as much as I pay currently to rent a two bed flat with parking and decent size rooms in a fairly nice area.

So my choices are damn limited, come retirement. Pretty much I'm screwed. I can either live in a hovel until I'm 68 (probably 70+ by the time it comes round), and put all my spare cash into a pension and then live... an okay life after retirement. Or I can live normally for the moment and be screwed come retirement, unable to afford to pay off any mortgage I might start in the meantime, or rent to live. That's, of course, assuming I'm healthy enough to work until retirement.

And then people wonder why people choose not to work, why the housing market is just going mad, and why the next generation (arguably even worse off than I would be) aren't bothering to save for the future. And yet pensions are one of the major categories of government expenditure. Only about 1/3rd of military spending, but that's another discussion.

I'm not ungrateful, I live in a civilised society where if I break my leg I probably won't die or go bankrupt, and the fact that there is a pension at all is relatively civilised.

But the maths don't add up. As time goes by, they invariably worsen. And with 30+ years of inflation they definitely won't add up. And there aren't enough houses for me to own one in order to cushion the blow (like my parents who paid £10,000 for a house that's now worth £500,000 - my dad bought a house at 20 that I can't afford when approaching 40).

Given that I've never not-worked a day in my life, never claimed a single benefit for even a minute, and neither have my parents, that's quite a bit of suckage. It's depressing to even think about. And literally the only thing I can afford to do about it is... well... nothing. I'm half-tempted to just stop all pension contributions whatsoever. Someone else will enjoy my money as it is, whereas I could probably benefit more from it today if I put it elsewhere.

If I'm lucky I might be able to buy a small house in the middle of nowhere (i.e. nowhere near anywhere I've ever lived) and live out my days far from any kind of city, and afford to be able to live. If I'm not... well, I'm screwed.

Just do the maths on your pension and what you need to earn when you retire, and what your house will be worth, and what you'll get back. Now factor in ANYTHING - a divorce (splitting a house), living alone, job loss, career stagnation, further housing inflation, etc. Most likely it's nowhere near as rosy as your grandparents (mine all lived out their retirement on pension without too much hassle) or your parents. But your kids are screwed, as are your grandkids unless something drastic changes.

Private Internet Access VPN opens code-y sarong, starting with Chrome extension

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Why not openVPN?

Smoothwall bundle their VPN software into a tiny little package download, and that's just OpenVPN... there's no reason someone can't bundle OpenVPN similarly - it's just the software, the OpenVPN GUI taskbar icons, a certificate file, and a config.

So much re-inventing the wheel in IT... if you're running OpenVPN then just bundle OpenVPN into a one-click download and install. Why you'd want a single line of other code running at all, I can't fathom!

(P.S. Upgrades? Then you tell people, we will only accept OpenVPN clients of this version of above. They'll soon come running when they only have the old version not working. No auto-updater required).

Android Oreo mic drop fury: Google ups tempo for Pixel mobe audio fix

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Not Good

Well... I've contacted them for everything from Google Earth to Google Apps for Education. On their standard support lines (no fancy queue-jumping, just the same one you'd contact for your GMail going skew-whiff, etc.).

They were fabulous. Despite the fact that I have 600+ users on their services and don't pay a penny for them (educational users).

Unlike... Apple, Microsoft,... just about all the big companies with whom I spend an awful lot of money.

And, more amazing, not only were they "good" at handling the calls, they immediately resolved all my problems. You can't say fairer than that.

Pretty much, Google and Amazon - great customer service. Apple and Microsoft, zero customer service unless you pay through the nose, have a very simple problem and remembered to bring all your receipts.

And I'm a volume/business user of all four.

Lee D Silver badge

Truly, we're in the age where phones that cannot be used to make calls are considered to be... well... a minor inconvenience.

Maybe it's time we just started called them Personal Digital Assistants again...

Linux Foundation backs new ‘ACRN’ hypervisor for embedded and IoT

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Intel? Embedded?

To be honest, if you made me design a resilient, highly-available, complex system running commodity OS, it would be thus:

- Several hypervisors.

- Running dozens of small enclosed, self-sufficient, minimal, limited-purpose virtual machines.

That then allows you to run all the complex stuff alongside all everything... replicated to several different units, while being able to fall over to any other hypervisor present in the case of a fault, within microseconds.

At which point you can do things like:

- Activate a service light if the primary hypervisor fails, but carrying on processing everything just the same.

- Cutting non-essential services giving preference to the essential ones.

- Allow software upgrades to be staged to check that they work, with rollback, without interfering with primary operation (i.e. keep all the original VM's, upgrade a replica, try a switch to the new upgraded replica, if it fails, fall back to the original).

I'm not sure I'd want it controlling things like ABS, but you could certainly apply it to vast portions of a modern car. The satnav would be a VM. The media player. The dashboard interface (not as critical as you might think). The telephony. The in-car wifi router. The GPS tracker. The OBD service. And if you broke it down properly, every service would be independent - i.e. the GPS daemon running on one VM that just does nothing but interface to the GPS module (no other system allowed to do so), and offers out NMEA strings over only a single port. Thus media-player compromise would leave you in the media player VM and unable to play with OBD, etc.

As time goes by, no matter how much we dislike it, there's going to be more and more stuff that your car does that have little to do with actually driving. Let's shove those functions off into non-essential VM without having to have 20 black-boxes all co-ordinating. Three hypervisors, one of them the primary, one a replica, another purely for staging/upgrading/failover. On those all the non-critical services running. Everything. Including that app-for-the-future that talks to the GPS-server service and sends the data to the Internet-access-server to report your road tax for this month based on how many miles.

We can isolate things, but that just results in a myriad of interconnected / wired / reliant computers. Or we can consolidate and make resilient.

Throw all your eggs in one basket. And then make several identical copies of that basket.

Sysadmin held a rack of servers off the ground for 15 mins, crashed ISP when he put them down

Lee D Silver badge

I once found myself holding up a small cabinet.

Working in a school, was up a stepladder in an disused store room that held one of the network cabinets (it was about 10-12U but fully occupied). Right above one of the servers, which became quite an issue as I later realised.

Without doing anything stupid (I never pulled myself up by, or leaned on, any cabinet that was wall-mounted) I was standing on the stepladder and just reached into the cabinet to retrieve a stray power cable and then realised that, actually, the cabinet was moving with my arm. And that when I pulled back it came with me. Not at all sure that I could hold the full weight, especially at arm's length, up a stepladder, I just pushed it back against the wall. Because of the design, I could literally put my whole arm through it and touch the wall it was dangling precariously from, so I braced myself against the cab with a hand flat against the wall behind, holding the weight on my forearm and elbow. Underneath, you see, was quite an important server that probably wouldn't take kindly to a sharp metal edge hitting it with severe force.

After a few minutes my polite enquiries turned into a bit of a yell until my boss (non-IT) came running.

We didn't really fancy having to rewire the entire cabinet - with some fairly important fibres - either, and I wasn't convinced there was enough slack for it to be pulled out and put on the floor in front of the server to do so without disconnecting something. The only solution, therefore, because of the height and access was to continue to press it while he went to get help, returning with several site staff who helped take the weight.

There was a series of hurriedly battening-down to create a makeshift shelf and then my arm was finally released about 20-30 minutes later, slightly sore. It wasn't fun, and the box weighed enough that it was a two-man lift and one-man fit when it came to re-fixing it (to a very much better battened wall).

What got me was the people who walked past in the meantime, smiling and saying "You alright up there?"

UK mobe network Three's profits hit by IT upgrade costs

Lee D Silver badge

Re: "realise how crap their coverage is"

But mobile broadband... that's not just smartphones. Three got famous by being for the "data-heavy" user, they aren't going to be wandering around much.

And I have both Three (mobile Wifi) and Giffgaff (smartphone) and I don't think either of them are better than the other and not to the point of detriment for either of them.

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Hiding

"I dunno, man. Have you seen Independence Day?"

Yes, and it contains one of the most true-to-life lines known to man.

An American newsreader telling people not to shoot at the aliens.

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Not useful

How did you send a message around the world 100 years ago?

Spark-gap generators pushing out watts of EM power on all frequencies.

Then?

You moved to frequency-specific transmissions.

Then... you moved to low-power frequency-specific transmissions.

Then... you moved to low-power, encrypted (i.e. indistinguishable from noise), frequency-specific transmissions.

Then... you moved to low-power, encrypted frequency-HOPPING transmissions.

Then... you moved to fibre.

Some huge portion of the world's communications is now entirely invisible electromagnetically. Sure, the endpoints may be converted to EM, but that's it. And now? Fibre optics to your home, to your device (USB3 anyone?), massively reduced and controlled EM emissions, and moving from broadcast technology to digital services and direct streaming. We switched off analogue TV. How long before we switch off analog radio? DVB? In favour of streamed content over IP rather than broadcast-over-the-airwaves? Not long.

That's in the space of 100 years. 100 times that length of time? I can't imagine that what we recognise as an EM emission is even comparable to what's used by then. It's literally like having had Morse Code transmissions over a spark-gap generator at the start of the stone age, and projecting towards what you would have in the modern day.

So... yes. I'll be amazed if any kind of detectable, recognisable, understandable (i.e. not encrypted so it stands out from random noise, etc.) EM emission from a synthetic source would still be being produced by us in 10,000 years. And we have to assume that other civilisations will be the same.

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Not useful

It's called an error margin.

The equation is perfectly fine, so long as you account for your potential error.

And when you do that, we know the number of planets quite well. The number of intelligent beings is an estimate, of course, but it has limits. We know there can't be intelligent life on every planet. We know there can't be no intelligent life. So you get a nice range of measurements of where it's MOST LIKELY to lie and you apply those to the equation.

That gives you an answer of "what are the chances" with a nice error margin. And, fortunately, that error margin can be read as either a "most likely minimum chance" and "most likely maximum chance". The most likely minimum is basically zero. The most likely maximum is... well... tiny. So we can say, with some degree of accuracy, that the chances of finding any communicating civilisation at all are... tiny.

It's not hard. That's GCSE science. State your units. Calculate the possible error in your measurements.

And the Drake equation tells you that you won't observe life out there. And it only rarely gets revised up (e.g. the latest round of planet-detections in the last 20 years). And it more often than not gets revised further down (as here - even if they were around broadcasting for 10,000 years, we might never have detected them, and 10,000 years seems an oddly long time for a civilisation to be stuck on producing arbitrary and strong EM emissions).

At the end of the day, it's statistics, so it could all be "wrong". But it's not actually wrong. It's a probability, that you can calculate. We might find an intelligent civilisation next door (in solar terms), which is a billions-upon-billions-to-one chance. But it could happen and we still wouldn't be "wrong". It just may be fluke and the next one might never happen, statistically.

If you think statistics are wrong, you may as well never do any science at all, ever. If nothing else, they give you an indication of where it's best to focus your efforts. Sure, it may not work out. But, on average, over the age of a civilisation like ours, the statistics will win out and provide you with the best possible solution. Rather than waste billions looking for aliens and never developing space-flight, we can say "Hey, it's worth poking around, but let's spend the most money on real science that's more likely to result in something more practical."

Patch LOSE-day: Microsoft secures servers of the world. By disconnecting them

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Oh dear

Increase the DHCP lease times if it's a problem. There's no way a DHCP-providing server should be offline for more than a week, anyway.

Static IPs have their places, but generally speaking DHCP solves more issues than it causes. First, it usually means manually entering IP and subnet. As someone who inherited very odd subnets, I can assure you that it's not fun to spend ages on a problem only to discover it was a typo in an IP/subnet.

And DHCP with long lease times, failover DHCP server (bog-standard since Server 2008), and reservations for anything you care about makes life so much easier.

Honestly, how do you deploy clients? I press F12 in the BIOS, they get a DHCP address, it goes (via PXE) into WDS, I choose a Windows image, it reboots and when it comes up it's on the domain. Whether it's brand-new out-of-the-box, or a complete re-image. From that point on the address doesn't change unless the lease expires and for some reason it can't renew the old address (i.e. never). Literally one key-press, one mouse click and you're done.

How do you do that with static addressing without having to maintain huge lists of things and manually enter stuff in places, or code it specifically in templates of some kind? And when I need to find out the IP or force a particular option, image, etc. I can do it via DHCP management.

Static for servers, yes. DNS server you really have NO choice but to be static (it's silly for your DNS IP to constantly have to change, for instance, but you could easily give that machine a reservation on DHCP). Everything else will work no differently on DHCP or static and for every far-fetched scenario you can imagine on one, there's something on the other that works to your advantage.

But I honestly don't have the time to manage hundreds of individual client IPs like that. Set up the servers. Maintain a list of their IPs. Done. Everything else, you let manage itself because it doesn't matter. Group membership, web-filtering, whatever else you can conceive should then be set up on a computer-name basis, possibly a MAC address or authentication as a user, not by IP.

And in a world of VM's, BYOD, self-building clients and managed networks, its too much faffing to be bothering with any kind of individual IP address for services. I literally know two of my IP addresses off by heart - the gateway (.1 of my subnet) and a secondary DNS server (.10). Everything else I don't need to ever know and don't know and don't care, they're all named and DNS-accessible and worst-case I could find out via the switch (which also keeps track of DNS name vs IP vs Mac) in about two clicks.

I honestly haven't typed in an IP address other than those in ages (and that is to ping them to ensure they're back up after taking them down, so that everything else I'm about to do will resolve properly). I just reserve the IP on DHCP if I need to, e.g. I made an exception for web filtering on one machine, added it to an AD group, used that group for filtering I made a port forward to a particular machine, reserve the lease on DHCP and use the computer name. I can blacklist clients on RADIUS on the basis that their MACs aren't in the right groups, etc.

About the only other thing that needs static IPs is some forms of HA failover, but even that's not all of them and they're not "usual" IT stuff. DHCP, DNS, DFS, HTTP, SMTP, etc. failover doesn't need the same IPs on every machine, for instance. Just list multiple entries and have "server1.domain.com" or equivalent.

Lee D Silver badge

Bigger question - why are you using static IPs on regular PC's?

To be honest, even servers don't need a static IP. The only exceptions are literally the DNS server IPs that you plug into clients via DHCP or manually. That's it. Even the OTHER DNS servers can be DHCP and picked up from the original DNS server and relayed.

But a client PC? Stop it. Use the computer name. Whack the lease-life up on DHCP if you have to, but static IPs are just silly.

Openreach hiring thousands more engineers

Lee D Silver badge

I play CS:Go, and have done back to CS 1.6, when it was on WON prior to needing Steam, and run CS servers.

30 ping is absolutely fine, you're not going to be able to distinguish (sorry, but your mouse->monitor refresh path has much greater latency than that).

Literally, never noticed a latency issue via 4G.

Bigger question: Do you game over Wifi? I guarantee you that your Wifi introduces bigger spikes than the 4G ever would. And also, do you QoS your gaming packets? I always did because just one person on Facebook sharing the connection with you while you game will make your ping spike.

But 30ms is not a problem at all.

Lee D Silver badge

Who uses a landline in this day and age?

I stopped paying for one years ago. If it comes "for free", fine, but I never used it and so can safely put it on one of those "I never use it" rates, and it only ever rung for spam callers.

Moved house recently, didn't even bother. The broadband rates were pathetic, I'm not going to pay for a landline, and 4G signal was perfect.

Honestly, OR and BT together have done more to push new technology than anyone else - they pushed me towards 4G and SIP rather than touch their services. I scrapped 6 ISDN lines (and dozens of analogue lines) in work, pushed them to SIP. Cheaper, easier, more features, more reliable, greater capacity. Backhaul is via Virgin leased line, so BT literally lost ALL our custom there. At home, they lost all my custom by the simple precept of me buying a 4G Wifi dongle. I now pay Three less than it costs to run a BT monthly line on their cheapest package for phone + broadband, get faster speeds, more reliability, and the ability to change provider every month by simply buying a SIM card in a shop, if I so desire.

If it really came to it, I'd buy a Skype number, or a SIP account for my mobile phone. I can't imagine ever using BT or OR again, voluntarily. How they think that will help their business, I can't work out. And it's not like I haven't given them many chances over the years. They're scrapping ISDN, but when they provide a SIP offering, do they honestly think they are going to be able to compete?

More power to UK, say 'leccy vehicle makers. Seriously, they need it

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Its not just manufacturing that needs a solution

" the latest fast chargers are 120kW. A 1/2 hour stop for food and bladder relief should be able to add 180+ miles range, or about another 3 hours of motorway driving (by which time you'll probably be in need of another stop anyway)."

Question:

How many 120KW chargers can a motorway service station support instantaneously?

That is precisely the number of cars that can charge at one time. In your example, double that number of cars per hour can charge up.

How much does it cost to keep that number of chargers running 24 hours a day?

Let's say 10p per KWh to make the maths nice. That's £12 per hour per charger. Let's just say that's a significant portion of motorway service revenue, per vehicle. I don't imagine people spend more than £24 on non-fuel items when they go to a motorway services, on average. Of course, you can charge them for the use of the charger... probably £24 an hour would be about normal rates for a standard 50% markup.

A service station might service... let's say 100 vehicles an hour (there's about a 40 minute dwell time at your average motorway services... so at any one time the number of people visible in one is going to be about "that many vehicles per hour" - 100 seems reasonable, but I can't trace statistics for this - a vehicle or so a minute actually seems quite generously low).

That's 12MW of charging power per motorway services. Wiki has a list of 100+ motorway services. That's 1.2GW. About the equivalent of 4.6m solar panels (~300W on average, according to energy.gov). That's JUST the motorway service stations. Nothing else.

And even with 120KW, you have to wait around for an hour before you can continue. And then do the same 3 hours later. You wouldn't even get from London to Cornwall without TWO STOPS OF ONE HOUR EACH of just sitting around doing nothing. If you go to Land's End from London, possibly three.

That's assuming every service station has 100 "fast-chargers" chargers, that all work, there are no queues for them, and you're happy to pay ~£60 for the privilege of "fast-charging" and sitting around doing nothing just to get to Cornwall.

Or you could just get in a petrol car. Put in £60 of petrol. Get to Cornwall. Done.

The economics isn't there until: Electricity DRASTICALLY drops in price (which isn't likely when subsidies for things like solar expire). Batteries triple in capacity. The National Grid gets hundreds of billions of pounds to upgrade capacity down to hundreds of individual service stations and smaller charging points.

I don't know if you notice, but it's hard to do all those things at the same time - each one makes one of the others more expensive (yep... bigger batteries? Oh, now you have to charge for three hours or require a 360KW charger...)

Lee D Silver badge

Re: This has not been properly thought out.

How far does the average electric car drive after a five-minute stop to top-up?

Because my old petrol car can do 500 miles, then after five minutes at a petrol station, it'll do another 500 miles.

Electric cars may have the theoretical capacity to do such things, but they would have to be carefully planned (if nothing else, to ensure you DO remember to stop off at the electric points and/or find another quickly if you forget) and you're into reliance on everything working perfectly - the range of the car, the indication of the charge, the charger being available, the margins being right, and you knowing all this in advance.

If I wanted to drive to Scotland, I could get in my car, fill up whenever I pass any station, as necessary, and not have to think about it or rely on fine-margins.

If I wanted to do that in an electric car, I have to plan it perfectly and everything has to combine to work well. One diversion, traffic jam, refuelling station missed or out of order or closed, and you're stranded. And when stranded... you need to be towed. You can't just hitch a ride to the nearest station with a jerry can.

EV's are no doubt fine for short trips only. Everything else you have to stop and think if it will make it and plan ahead and hope for the best. To be honest, that's not why I own a car in the first place. I own a car to stop me having to worry about if the trains are running, what time the bus arrives, will there be room on it in peak hours, and can it get me to where I need.

As pointed out - maybe fine for going to a nearby workplace. But visiting relatives? You're into starting with a full charge straight away no matter what, charging en-route (and presumably on the way back), and the time cost associated with such. And if you live in a flat where the car can't park near your power supply? Yeah, game over in terms of owning one before you even start.

I just did a map of electric charging points near the town I work in. There are maybe a dozen (as in TOTAL number of cables available, not just charging stations). All of different types, connectors and capacities, all with different companies. Most of them are in places that shut at certain times too, e.g. shopping centres and town halls. There are 100,000 people in my town, and it's inside the M25. There are as many charging POINTS as there are petrol stations. But petrol stations have a dozen pumps, and it takes 5 minutes for someone to use them. EV stations... not the same. And one of the EV points is actually just a 2KW ordinary mains plug connector...

I'm all for the concept of EV, but they need much better batteries (they literally become a no-brainer at that point) and/or hundreds of charging points, not a dozen. To be honest, even if it came to that, I still want the battery capacity more than the reliance on constantly being able to find a charger.

Blackout at Samsung NAND factory destroys chunk of global supply

Lee D Silver badge

Re: The maths don't add up...

If the power goes off midway, restarting all the kit and removing all the half-done stuff, etc. is no easy task.

You're just assuming you switch it back on and everything comes back online, gets back to temperature and just carries on mid-process... hell, just a cheap PCB could be ruined if it's stopped mid-way through the process of creation (still soaking the copper off, in the middle of soldering, solidified residue from sitting around from 30 minutes, etc.)... now imagine nano-scale processes on a constantly-moving plant.

More importantly, if a brief blip COULD have cost you 10% of the month's supply, why do you not have generators to stop that happening?

But the answer to that is simple... if you're the only person making it, sure, you're delivery deadlines are hit. But you can still charge more because there's a dearth of your product worldwide. Same way that memory prices are generally volatile - supply and demand. Nobody's going to have spare capacity in a similar plant at a rival to "ramp up" and steal that 10% of revenue before you're back up and running, so you can get away with it.

Maplin shutdown sale prices still HIGHER than rivals

Lee D Silver badge

Re: A note on customer service , retailers

"Yes, you can help me by leaving me alone".

I only use it when I absolutely need to, but yep - if you NEED to push sales that hard, and you can afford to employ people to do nothing but approach customer's individually all day long, then sorry - you either don't need my money, or you've got problems which mean I don't want to be relying on you for ongoing support.

Maplin's is just proof of this - from when you need to push your wares in my face, and approach me when I'm clearly standing there holding an armful of very specific techy electronic items which I've experienced no problem determining what they are, at that point you have too much invested in staff having to push products rather than customers coming to you to get them. And look what happens to companies who get that far.

EDIT: My usual line, in any kind of Maplin's / CEX / etc. is usually "Do I *look* like I need help in a geek shop?"... because there's no way anyone looks at me in an electronics shop and thinks "Poor old non-techy codger, maybe he needs a hand"... I basically project "geek". Said in the right tone, it makes people laugh, agree, and wander off.

Lee D Silver badge

Interesting that nobody else is interested in their stores, even for another retail store.

Maybe the high street really is dead nowadays.

Though, if my old road is anything to go by, it'll be a bookies or a pharmacy before long (four bookies and three pharmacies on one quite-small row of shops!).

It's Pi day: Care to stuff a brand new Raspberry one in your wallet?

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Dates

YYYY-MM-DD is a fabulous, sensible format. It means that alphabetical sorting actually sorts chronologically too. If you don't file your emails like that, you're barking.

But MM-DD-YYYY is ludicrous and nonsensical. It doesn't matter "how you say it".

Privacy folk raise alarm over schools snooping on kids' online habits

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Privacy? What's that?

@israel_hands: Agree with pretty much all you say.

Biometrics, however, don't have specific legislation that I'm aware of. They are just captured as "personal data" the same as everything else. Personally, I object to (and therefore don't work with) biometric systems (from a security point of view, because you can't change the biometric if it's made public and it's easy to forge them enough to fool any sensibly-priced reader) but many, many schools have them for canteen, library, etc. Fingerprint is the most common and, no, they don't need specific permission, they can cover it in the blanket school agreements. Again, that ship has already sailed and there's not much we can do about it. I also object on the grounds that, in theory, the police would be within their rights to request and use that data for law enforcement (i.e. "We know it was one of your kids, but we don't have their fingerprint data.... but you do...").

The best defence I have is that I went to the BETT exhibition and interrogated all the major biometric vendors, and, for the age of children that I cater for, biometrics are regarded as being nearly useless - too much growth and change in their bodies means constant re-registering and high false-readings. Most companies said "Anyone under 9, don't bother" or words to that effect and I work in a prep school which goes up to age 13, so half our kids wouldn't be able to use it.

We don't do BYOD (that's just stupid, you can't secure random third-party devices without specifying models and then "supervising" them, so it's not really "Bring" your own, so much as "Buy" your own) but we do issue mobile devices that some kids take home. When they are used at home, yes, they can talk back to us. And we can track them, trace them, lock them down and switch them off if required. I strictly control access to such functions, we would never do it on a whim, but other places may not be so secure in their policies. However, if you use a device at home, it's on your wifi with our system. We don't have 3G/4G devices (that's just stupid, though you can do something called Global Proxy which means it uses the school filter for ANY CONNECTION wherever it happens to join the Internet) but in theory we can push apps, and we can also get GPS traces.

Some schools that I'm aware of also push camera-monitoring apps (at least in theory), keyboard- and screen-logging apps, etc. They are suites of software especially for that for schools (I have thus far refused to deploy them). If the kids are taking those home...

One more example: A child had an allocated school iPad. They took it on holiday to the US. They phoned us to tell us that they thought it was lost or stolen. We locked the device and had it report its GPS location. Turned out that it was half-way across the Atlantic when we asked it to check-in. It had been used on the plane (therefore presumably connected to Wifi) and therefore reported back it's location, and we watched it fly over the ocean over a series of hours. It was found when the plane was empty and the pilot had noticed it was security marked, so he decided to take it in the cockpit with him on his return journey and drop it back to the school. Fact is, we knew that before the child or parent did.

It's scary stuff. But the alternative is no technology in schools (which may not be a bad thing, but it's never going to happen, and it would put children at a detriment while ANY OTHER school allows it). If we have tech that's going to be wireless, Internet-connected, etc. and mandate that children have to use it (Google Classroom, etc.) then we have to lock it down (for their protection, and for theft-protection). There's no reason for such tech to be generic off-the-shelf hardware and Internet-connected to the wide web, but it is. As a school IT guy, my job has morphed from "control these locally connected machines that you have full power over" to "control these devices that are tagged with the child's name, advertise their location, and connect to the school database with all their personal details." The scope for misuse is enormous.

There have been, and no doubt will be, a point where as a professional I refuse to implement more measures like this, even if that involves a change of career. But parent objections? So far zero. They are statistically infinitely more likely to complain that "the wifi is schools is microwaving my child's brain" (while having a mobile phone strapped to their head 24 hours a day themselves). Nobody has ever yet mentioned, or objected to, the technical monitoring measures involved. In fact, they ask to MAKE SURE we have them and complain about the slightest thing their darling child is able to find that they disapprove of. They object to the cost. They object to the hassle (taking the device back and forth, charging, etc.). They object to the "blue light" nonsense. They object to the destruction of traditional pen and paper. They object to the device or filter not functioning correctly for a fraction of a second.

But out of literally TENS OF THOUSANDS of parents that I've dealt with professionally, not one has ever raised an objection about a clearly-stated policy on monitoring of all their child's school-internet and school-device activities. *I* have. But not a single parent.

I remember in a private school rolling out compulsory iPads (not my choice!) like this and then charging the parents for them on their annual bill. The only objection came from two sets of parents (out of 500+) who came to an induction meeting we held on it. That objection? "Well, you'll still be setting them homework on paper, won't you, we don't want them losing the ability to hold pen and paper!" (that's an entire other rant in itself, though).

And when nobody objects to that kind of thing, it becomes the norm (as it has done) and then it becomes too late to object because "all the other schools do it". Sadly, it may take an incident such as you hint at (some IT guy mis-using it to groom children or similar, God forbid) to actually make people take notice.

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Privacy? What's that?

Sorry, but the various child protection laws MANDATE that schools deploy this technology.

Until you resolve that conflict, schools are required to do this. Whether or not you, or they, like it. And I tell you now - your schools do it. All of them. Without it, their governors would go mad, and the DoE would be informed and it would be a "start shutting them down" kind of issue. Private or state. Primary or secondary.

And it's been that way for 20 years.

How do I know? I've only ever worked as a school IT guy (consultant, freelance, technician, manager) for those 20 years.

Sorry, but we're required to do it by laws that give us no other choice but to do so. Even down to SSL interception. And now, with anti-terror legislation, we're also required to flag on any keywords that might indicate someone being groomed for terror-related acts, etc. It's encoded in that legislation that we record everything they do online and flag for keywords, and that we do the same for staff too.

P.S. that means the IT guy also has access to every pupil and staff's private sessions, including personal banking etc. if it's conducted via school computers. We push wildcard certificates for interception as part of standard images, on managed devices etc. If you don't like it, you have no option but to not work in a school or send your children to one (no, you can't ask that they opt out of the IT either... it's required for everything from assessment to reporting to having them do anti-terror online tests!).

If you don't like it, keep your school Internet usage to nothing more than that required for the school. Whether you're a student or a teacher. We have absolutely no interest in your Facebook page, but we are unfortunately required to log, report and respond if you browse a Facebook page that talks about "chatting with kids" or "blowing stuff up" or anything even vaguely miscontruable by a computer to be related to child protection or terrorism.

I'm afraid you're at least 20 years too late. And, no, GDPR won't stop it. It just means that we'll have to tell you about it, like we already have to. It's a legal requirement for every IT department in every school in the country.

Real-life example from before Christmas - a Year 8 pupil saying "I want to kill myself" on the Internet. You can't anonymise that past the extent it already is (i.e. only IT, the senior staff, their form tutor, their parents, the medical personnel, etc. have to know about it and who it was).

Uni IT man stole £22k of Macs to pay for smack

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Cash Converters

Bigger question - why were the Macs not properly supervised / Find My Mac, thus making them useless, remote-wipeable and quite easy to identify as stolen?

I hate Apple products, but I don't know of a way around supervision/activation lock/Find My XXXX when activated. Even wiping, firmware-wiping, etc. just say "Hey, this device is locked... sign in on your iCloud to unlock it", and any Wifi-joining instantly tells the owner where that device is.

Lee D Silver badge

I would guess it's a lot easier to trace a guy back from an account on eBay than it is from the local Cash Convertors.

Fact is, once you get past 2 or 3, if you don't start being careful then you're an idiot. It wouldn't take long for someone to say "Hold on, didn't you bring me a Mac just like this only a month or so ago?". People might sell off their Mac for cash. But they don't do it and then re-buy one the next month and then sell that and then re-buy. After a while, even if they know what you're up to and don't care, they still have to report or it's them that goes down for knowingly fencing the stuff.

Thankfully, criminals are generally dumb, especially if they're addicted to something.

16 exoplanets found huddled around 12 lightweight stars

Lee D Silver badge

Re: "only minor obstacle is creating a warp drive/whatever else with FTL capability"

The problem is that even at light-speed, it's 200 years away. And when you get there (if you get there), it'll likely be most dull and you won't be able to tell anyone who cares for another 200 years.

Not only does it need to be FTL, but significantly so... maybe twice as fast. And even then you're 200 years from finding out and telling anyone. In that 200 years, you'll almost certainly be overtaken by something that'll do a better job. Imagine that - 199 years in transit, generations cooped up on a ship, and then all of a suddenly "Whoosh," and Flash Lockhart appears... "WWWAaaaahhhaahhhey! What're you guys still doing here?! Jump on and I'll give you a lift! We colonised that planet last century... by now about 99% of them have my DNA in them.... WOOF!".

To say you'd be slightly irritated at the waste of time, effort and money involved would be understating it a little.

We not only need FTL, but FTL comms, and to know that in the time we get there, nobody's going to overtake us. Who's going invest in a dead-end that 20 years later will be overtaken by its competitor and become worthless? Maybe the first one, but after that?

CEO of smartmobe outfit Phantom Secure cuffed after cocaine sting, boast of murder-by-GPS

Lee D Silver badge

So... the encryption serves its purpose but was used by the wrong people.

And not being able to identify a single legitimate user? That might just be because the anonymity is actually pretty good, not that everyone using it is a criminal.

Though they are rightly chasing crimes and criminals, the fact that the devices are secure is surely neither here not there. The FBI couldn't get into an iPhone, so is that the same?

I'm more worried that in the age of secure communications, law enforcement are baffled about how to stop illegal drug shipments, distribution and "following the money" and can only suggest "let's not let anyone have secure devices" as a solution.

How about this? Assume the problem will only get worse. Assume every company will release secure phones. Assume every criminal will get a secure phone out of your control no matter what measures you try to enforce. The same way that criminals could just build an encrypted walkie-talkie and shut you out of that conversation too. Now, extrapolating that to the global population, how are you going to stop people growing, shipping and selling illegal drugs?

Because that's the answer you need. Not "well, obviously, nobody can be secure". I'd suggest things like more undercover operations (so you end up with one of their phones "legitimately"), better controls on imports and customs (seems to me that an awful lot slips through), better monitoring of borders (again, a lot slips through), and monitoring finances (isn't cash basically going to die soon?). But, of course, that involves law enforcement personnel being paid and doing their jobs. It's so much easier to just say "Apple, sort it out", or similar.

By no means am I a fan of even casual, "soft" drug use in any way, shape or form. (It's illegal, so don't do it, or instead campaign for it to be legal) But I damn well would rather they got off their backsides and either legalised certain things (thereby taking them off the market and police hands, and generating tax) which would then leave you focused and funded to combat the more dangerous stuff by ways and means core to the traditional method of policing. Before smartphones you didn't have this information either, and yet somehow you managed to catch the criminals too.

Your manhood is safe, judge tells ZX Spectrum reboot boss

Lee D Silver badge

Last time I had an Escort, it totally broke down on me in public.

Lee D Silver badge

Have they filed their accounts yet?

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/08831435

"Accounts overdue"

Apparently not. Guys, maybe turn up to court and pay your accountant to file a return in the month it's due (rather than still-not-published two months later) and people might actually stop whinging at you. Even if you still can't ship a product you promised... when?

Lee D Silver badge

Yep.

If you can't attend court because of a threat, inform the court. Get a crime reference number. Ask for protection or an escort.

Don't just not-turn-up.

Capita screw-ups are the pits! Brit ex-miner pensioners billed for thousands in extra tax

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Outsourcing .....

Pretty much my argument.

If an outside company can do the project and make a profit, it means government could do the same and either a) make profit or b) not charge as much to do so, with the difference being immediate and direct into the Treasury.

But then, I've had this argument with people for decades. Why do schools hire cleaners via agencies? Just... hire a cleaner. Why do we outsource IT? Just... hire an IT guy.

If it's not important enough to hire even a single part-timer, then it may be worth paying someone who deals with dozens of such customers to absorb the costs (which should make it cheaper than you hiring someone, not more expensive). But you wouldn't afford to hire someone via such an agency if it's more expensive than you doing it yourself. And if it's important enough to demand dozens or hundreds of permanent staff... you could do it cheaper yourself by... hiring those SAME dozens or hundreds of permanent staff.

Every outsourced thing I've ever seen or used ends up being the same answer. Either not as good because they skimp, or more expensive than just doing it yourself.

There's a reason that everyone of my bosses, when asked about outsourcing the IT, has a series of yarns of previous attempts and they ended up just hiring me instead.

Rant launches Eric Raymond's next project: Open-source the UPS

Lee D Silver badge

Quite literally batteries not included.

Lee D Silver badge

Buy battery charger.

Buy power inverter.

Connect one to other.

Need to monitor it? Put small USB voltmeter in the middle bit and connect.

I'm always baffled that people think a UPS is anything more than that. Sure, there's a certain amount of passthrough and switchover and so on, but that's the bit that's going to go wrong when people try to wire up their own ones.

If you're really that worried at the "code" that a UPS is running, when all it does is present a serial interface saying "Please shut down nicely now because I'm about to die", then making something that has no code at all is surely easier.

HP is turning off 'Always On' data deals but won't say why

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Three Data sims

I have one of those.

Pay per month, though.

And it's 40Gb for £30 (£25 if you're willing to go into 24-month contracts).

Free roaming. Go binge (free data to Netflix / TVPlayer).

I think you need to phone Three and demand more data or a cheaper deal...

Lee D Silver badge

If it seems too good to be true, it almost certainly is.

I never believe anything like that, because there's always an asterisk that takes away all the fun stuff.

I'd rather be told "20Gb" or whatever, than "unlimited (*)". Because it's always a lie. And at least with 20Gb, if I use 19.9999Gb, they can't touch me and if they do, I can sue them for breach of contract.

That said, these companies obviously don't want me to use data abroad. So I don't. It's as simple as that. Give your money to the companies that clearly do, not the ones that begrudgingly allow it with a raft of sub-clauses on that use.

If we all did that, then maybe when they go looking for new revenue streams, they might have to think to themselves "Well, how can we capture this money that's going to foreign competitors when our users take their phones / laptops abroad?" rather than "Oh my god, let's charge them per megabyte, how dare they!".

Other the last few decades I've tired of companies that obviously DO NOT WANT to do business with me and take my money. So I don't give it to them. I'd rather give WhatsApp £10 than my carrier a single penny for a text message. I'd rather give a 4G carrier £30 a month, than BT £50 a month for a slower connection. I'd rather give Amazon £79 a year and get a ton of movies for free, than pay Sky a penny for their overpriced offerings.

If it means I go without, then I've taken to going without. In this day and age, there's plenty of other choices or things to entertain me, and I don't see why I should struggle along with it. Make my life simpler and give me what I want I'll give you money, it's quite easy.

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

Lee D Silver badge

It's a load of nonsense anyway. Actually tunnelling under stuff isn't the expensive / controversial / time-consuming part.

Things like "getting a licence to tunnel underneath thousands of banks, archaeological sites, rivers, sewers, skyscrapers, etc.", not disturbing anything en-route (that you haven't just shoved a drill through, obviously), subsidence and other movement, unknown geography and geology, criss-crossing dozens of other tunnels and services, etc.

The actual BORING part is... well... relatively boring if everything else is planned out and tested beforehand. Getting people to give you a licence to tunnel underneath their city of skyscrapers and ancient ruins is actually rather more difficult. And you DON'T want people shortcutting the process just because they threw money at the problem that you don't have... the first skyscraper that tilts even an inch and causes an evacuation is going to shut your company down with lawsuits permanently (and wasn't Musk only saying the other day that both SpaceX and Tesla almost went bankrupt already?).

Musk is full of bright ideas that though they may work if humans were new and never tried anything before are ridiculous when taken at face value in the modern world. His electric cars are the same as everything else, with bog-standard batteries. His factories don't scale. His production rates are miniature and cost the earth. His rockets are no different - nothing "new", just "current tech". If NASA had had 3GHz onboard computers for Apollo and the shuttles they'd have been able to land a rocket upright too. Fact is, it's still just cheaper to ditch them in the ocean. And even then, every single time one of them fails to land, doesn't it, Elon?

Trains in a vacuum. Buses in a tunnel. Great sci-fi material. But absolutely ridiculous in a real world scenario that involves keeping thousands of miles of tunnel at vacuum pressure, or digging thousands of miles of tunnel underneath a modern city for a bus (if you were going to do that, you'd just add another subway line - hell, you could even automate it ala DLR and save yourself from driver strikes too).

Musk thinks that throwing money at his favourite episode of Star Trek is worthwhile, when almost none of his "business" ventures actually produce a viable product (if you want your own private rocket, fine, but you're supposed to be operating a company) that isn't just bouyed up by his billions and gets almost nothing back in profit.

Hey Musk, they had these things on Star Trek called communicators where you just press a button and say someone's name and you can talk to them if they have a communicator too... why don't you work on that?!

(Don't get me wrong, if you want to invest in teleportation, shields, phasers, warp cores, then go ahead, I'll follow it with interest... but a tunnel under a city isn't new).

Good news: Apple designs a notebook keyboard that doesn't suck

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Doesn't suck, but it might blow

You mean... a gasket like lots of similar things have because otherwise you're pushing against an hermetically sealed unit with pressurised air in it?

Everyone else had the brains to make the air go out the bottom of the keyboard, though. Because a tiny hole which squirts air every time you hit a key is going to do precisely nothing but blow the dirt around the keyboard rather than blow it away. And anything vaguely sticky is going to gum it up. And once it's gummed up, where does the air go when you hit a key? The place every other keyboard sends it.

It's trying to add novelty to something that people make millions of that work just fine every day, so that you can charge a fortune for it, and stop spare parts being made.

You want a fancy keyboard? Do that thing that new laptops do where the "webcam" is really a key that pops up and faces you when you press it and blinds itself when you press it back in (ala the headlights on sports cars, catseyes, etc.). That is infinitely more useful to me than any kind of new untested type of keyboard layer which stops me having to go "PFFFttt" about once a year or so and solving the problem they describe.

A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it

Lee D Silver badge

And I've never once thought of my S5 Mini as "slow".

I'd give my right arm for 32Gb more internal storage though or, even better, the ability to move ALL apps to the SD card.

Lee D Silver badge

Too big.

Too expensive.

Too hard to repair.

They cut out all the popular ports / replaceable parts.

They never upgrade the software.

Too many gimmicks and too few options to get rid of them.

Stop pre-loading apps I don't want or at the very least let me remove them (Plain Android is absolutely fine).

Too many models, too often.

Gimme a Samsung S5 Mini "Plus" with upgrades to the in-place hardware (RAM, CPU, storage, etc.) and I'll bite. Everything else loses things I want for the sake of things I don't want.

Ofcom to networks: Want this delicious 5G spectrum? You'll have to improve 4G coverage

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Ofcom, Comreg and other greedy regulators.

Because places in, say, areas of special scientific interest, would be destroyed trying to cable in one remote farmer.

100% is ridiculous. To be honest, this is just reasonable. "More than before, and try to catch people who have nothing at the moment" is a reasonable, achieveable requirement that doesn't mean rural planning officers are forced to allow a dirty great mast in the middle of an otherwise empty landscape just to cover Farmer John who won't pay for a broadband line and a pico-cell.

Were I in charge, my requirement would mirror this announcement (maybe a little more) but would just define the terms so strictly that you couldn't "cheat" by covering easy dead spots instead of the harder ones. I'd have a points system - so that you'd basically find it more advantageous to cable in some of the current dead-zone places but if you can't, you can make it up by covering MORE of the rural areas that have virtually nothing.

Businesses will always take the cheapest way out of what is basically a condition on doing business. Of course they will. Expect it and plan for it so that the cheapest way out achieves the most you can.

But expecting 100% coverage is a nonsense. There isn't 100% landline coverage or postal coverage let alone mobile coverage.

Unidentified hax0rs told not to blab shipping biz Clarksons' stolen data

Lee D Silver badge

Random attacks, yes you can defend quite well against.

But any targeted attack at all, anything with the help of even a low-level insider, anything by a well-funded or determined adversary, anything committed with a modicum of up-to-date technical knowledge? Not a chance of defending against.

This is the problem - scale. Sure, granny isn't really worth attacking but she is quite an easy target and is more likely to succumb to random spam than anything else.

Sure, Facebook are really worth attacking, but they shouldn't be an easy target and aren't likely to succumb to random attacks, pings, port-forwards, email attachments, social engineering etc.

The middle ground? That's tricky. They almost certainly deal with hundreds if not thousand of people a day, emailing back and forth, and all kinds of levels of staff most of which will have little to no dealing with the IT guys. They may be worth attacking. They can be easy targets. They are capable of succumbing to "one wrong click" no matter who you put in charge.

Take my example - a private school. Despite what you might think, teachers and other staff are paid pretty much market rates. But they suck in millions of pounds a year (which are spent with suppliers because they usually have to be non-profit). They will accept credit cards, they will have tons of personal information, they will have celebrity parents, they will have databases of children's details that every teacher needs to be able to log into, they will have contact with hundreds upon hundreds of parents from all kinds of staff (office, IT support, teachers, etc.) and all their suppliers. And they won't have teams or budgets big enough to stand up against a determined attacker or malicious interference from within.

Sure, you'll catch the silly stuff. Your remote desktop will be up-to-date. Your Windows patches will be recent. You'll have backups. Your network won't allow arbitrary access. You may even be able to stop people getting in via the website / parent portal / intranet / etc. if you're diligent. You'll have antivirus. You'll have sensible email defaults (i.e. not opening attachments, etc.). But there's still nothing in the way of a targeted, determined, knowledgeable attacker finding a PHP hole in the parent portal (which needs to talk to the main school database) and walking right through it. I guarantee you, the quality of most school online MIS software is such that I wouldn't trust it alone. And things like "set up a VPN to let us suck from your school database to your cloud-based parent portal" are surprisingly common (and usually with just arbitrary SQL access to said database without even limited views).

The people "in the know" will offer limited users, limited views, limited access, reverse proxies, DMZ, IDS/IPS, VLANs, audit logs, etc. But I guarantee you that most school IT departments - even where outsourced - follow the default installation instructions which leaves the potential for a massive hole the second someone finds one. And it's not going to be publicly advertised on the CVE lists.

The big-guys can handle themselves.

The little-guys, you can't really do much for them except try to build systems where compromise isn't capable.

The middle-ground is the scary part. Where they have just enough investment to require complex IT systems, but nowhere near enough expertise or resources to hire it to secure it against someone determined to get in.

Your primitive attempts at "I'm from Apple, click on this attachment" and scanning port 80 might not work. But for sure they are the risk category with the most to lose while being the easiest target for that kind of tradeoff.

Most IT contractors want employment benefits if clobbered with IR35

Lee D Silver badge

Re: Man...

I contracted for... nearly ten years. One-man operation. It was great. The hours I want. The pay I wanted. The choice of client. The flexibility. Broad base of skills, experience and clients. I was working for a different place every three hours, and worked only six hours a day, and only the days I wanted. Paid every penny of tax etc. necessary.

That's not what IR35 is about. IR35 is about you going to work for an employer, pretty much the only person you work for, and then opting-out of certain benefits by doing so, and charging more and then (the entire point of IR35's existence) trying not to pay the same tax. Now that you have to pay the same tax, you realise that you have to raise prices. And people don't want to pay those prices.

But you can't then have all of a) only one client, b) all the benefits of employment c) higher prices than an identical employee working for that same company d) not pay the same tax.

Pick one of the four and sacrifice it, preferably the one that's not illegal.

Lee D Silver badge

Raise your prices. Take your holiday. Pay into a pension.

If that means you can't get work, maybe you need a thing called a job.

If you can get work at those rates, you can do those things yourselves (I mean... you co-write the contract, or agree to it, right? Stick a holiday in there You got the money, pay into a private pension. Not getting employer contribution? Charge more).

Fact is that the way you want to work means that you don't get certain benefits. If you want those benefits, give them to yourself. If you can't give them to yourself, then you need to raise prices, or go somewhere that will give them to you.

It's simple cost-benefit analysis.

And you're only under IR35 if you're effectively working as an employee, right? We're not talking about the 1-day-a-month, fly-by-night, drop-in consultants. We're talking you doing a regular job for a single employer for a significant length of time, while not do very much else outside that, and then complaining that you're not giving the benefits of people who do EXACTLY THAT, but earn less.

Honestly, you aren't going to make IR35 disappear, certainly not overnight. You either need to convince your employers (yes, that's what they are, that's what IR35 is basically about) to employ you properly. Or get them to give you enough money to cover / substitute / pay for those benefits that you don't have because you're not officially on their books as an employee but as a contractor.

Though the technicalities may have changed, the business plan hasn't. Either charge enough to do what you need. Or find some other kind of work. It's sad that you might have to change how you work or charge more, yes, but that's how business works. And if you have to charge more and people won't pay? Then that's a sign. Lamp-lighters, wheelwrights and chimney sweeps all had to raise their prices when the work dried up, and eventually move on to other things. So do you.

Bots don't spread fake news on Twitter, people do, say MIT eggheads

Lee D Silver badge

"A lie will be half way around the world before the truth has got its boots on."

It's not hard to see why when people are how they are (to understand why people continue to do so is another matter entirely). I've taken to Snopes-linking all the rubbish that comes up on my Facebook from "friends". It's a brilliant way to deal with it because they either learn and stop posting nonsense or (more likely) take me off their friends list (which saves me the hassle and rudeness of doing so).

Everything from the "waiter's-missing-pound" maths puzzle, to junk about the brace-position on airplanes, to "medical" studies, to diets, etc.

The truth may be stranger than fiction, but fiction definitely has a better agency and gets more bookings.

For all we know, aliens could be as careless with space junk as us

Lee D Silver badge

"Let's look for people as stupid and careless as us!"

Sounds like a plan.