* Posts by Doctor Evil

207 posts • joined 9 Feb 2013


Mozilla drags Microsoft, Google, Apple for obliterating any form of browser choice

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Re: Oh please spare me

I agree with your comments and I upvoted you accordingly -- but the implication of the message "Your browser is being managed by your organization" when you are an individual home user and not expecting this is absolutely "Big Brother"-ly.

So is the follow-on message "Updates disabled by your system administrator" (they're not; the option of changing the setting from "Automatically install" to anything else is). The only other locked settings I've found in the Mint version are the options of making Firefox NOT be the default browser and of checking to see if it IS the default.

However, the messaging to the end-user is suboptimal and I was taken aback initially. The combination of Firefox's hardwired messages and the removal of options by Mint (for arguably benevolent reasons) can leave a perhaps naive user with a poor impression.

Improve Linux performance with this one weird trick

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zswap change rocks!

On an old laptop with 4 MB RAM and a spinning rust hard drive running under Mint 20.3 Cinnamon, I just enabled the zswap change ( (2nd-to-last paragraph) with 2x compression (not 3x) + Firefox cache switch from disk to memory cache, and the difference is ... phenomenal! Cool!

Voyager 1 space probe producing ‘anomalous telemetry data’

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Re: Is it called the AE35 unit ?

" Time to find Persis Khambatta and Stephen Collins."

She's ... somewhere out there. Sadly.

Mozilla browser Firefox hits the big 100

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Re: Mozilla and its stupid numbering scheme

"The fact is has so many plugins is not a good indication - it means after 100 frickin' versions so much is still missing from Firefox."

Nope. It means that this product exceeds its competitors in one huge respect: flexibility. If you can easily extend the product to do what you want -- or load something that someone else has written to accomplish that -- then the base product's design is nothing short of brilliant.

If you look at the plethora of plug-ins available as features that are missing from the browser and try to write them all in, it very quickly leads to a bloated product which is slow to load and clunky to use.

The way Mozilla has (largely) done it is to allow users to extend or modify the browser's capabilities themselves. That way you don't have to live with it and put up with it if you don't want to -- but you can if you do. I say largely (but not always) because there have been a few missteps along the way, but by and large Mozilla continues to adhere to this philosophy.


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"Like the Mozilla Thunderbird project, it's completely lost its relevance."

So, because YOU don't find it useful, therefore it's useless for all. Interesting perspective.

I use Mozilla Thunderbird for archiving POP emails so I can clear my web cache -- and for searching through them for older information (something I did again just yesterday). For my purposes, it's quite a useful tool.

As a long-time Firefox user (2+ decades), I still appreciate the product even as I realize that it has limitations and that I don't always agree with the direction of current development.

"Long may it continue."

Amen to that! Congratulations and have one of these, Firefox development team!

Elon Musk says he can get $46.5bn to buy Twitter

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Wait, what?

"Elon Musk says he can get $46.5bn to buy Twitter"

Wasn't tweeting something like that what got him into hot water with the SEC in the first place?

Ex-eBay security director to plead guilty to cyberstalking

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Re: Who will

... rid me of this turbulent priest?

"I will, sir."

"Shut up, Baldrick!"

YouTube terminates account for Hong Kong's presumed next head of government

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total nitpick

"At the election, 1,454 members of a committee dominated by pro-Beijing politicians and tycoons votes."

My old high-school English teacher drummed into me that subject and verb should always agree and I cannot escape the tyranny of his pedantry even after 50 years! Help m-e-e-e-e-e-e!

One white cat and a volcano short of a Bond villain: Rocket Lab's Peter Beck shows off the 'Hungry Hippo'

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Thumb Up

rocket name

We didn't spend six years developing it just to end up calling it "Mister Evil", thank you very much! Throw me a frickin' bone here!

Google to auto-enroll 150m users, 2m YouTubers with two-factor authentication

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Google has been trying really, really hard for a number of years now to get my mobile number. Always denied. Now they've come up with a novel way to force the issue: 3 options for 2SV, 2 of which involve giving them my number and the 3rd of which is unduly onerous. That'll be it for me; I can browse YouTube anonymously (until they disallow that too) and there are alternative throwaway email and other services out there.

We have some sad news about Facebook. It has returned to the internet after six-hour mega outage

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Re: caused door keycards to stop working

I've not seen it mentioned here but have elsewhere: apparently the access card readers didn't work for the security cage in the (shared?) Santa Clara data centre containing the relevant servers and they had to use an angle grinder to open the cage to gain access.

On Facebook, perhaps?

Microsoft warns: Active Directory FoggyWeb malware being actively used by Nobelium gang

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Chief security adviser Roger Halbheer says best protection is to 'get off AD FFS'

Yes, Microsoft Access was a recalcitrant beast, but the first step is to turn the computer on

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The first step

Hah! I had one like this just today!

"The phone charging base is dead. Can you come look at it?"

A couple of minutes later ...

"Never mind. They just forgot to switch the phone on." (And in the background: "It's the little red zero-one button on the right ...")

FYI: NASA appears to have scooped dirt from an asteroid 200 million miles away and plans to bring it back home

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Congratulations, NASA!

Awesome accomplishment! Hope the huff-and-puff thing worked out and you can bring it on home again soon.

We don't need maintenance this often, surely? Pull it. Oh dear, the system's down

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Do Easter eggs (innocuous ones) tick?

Q: What’s big, red and pulses UV light into the cosmos three times a night? A: Mars

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Or else

Mars isn't exactly a "monolith" (along the lines of TMA-1), but perhaps ...

You're testing them wrong: Whiteboard coding interviews are 'anti-women psychological stress examinations'

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Re: "writing code" v. solving a problem

Unfortunately, that damned "time is money" thing does tend to interfere with the analytical and synthetic processes of high quality problem solving. This is often where the stress comes in.

You're not getting Huawei that easily: Canadian judge rules CFO's extradition proceedings to US can continue

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Re: Here's the thing...

"The CCP may send spies and other covert agents to [...] break her out of jail and whisk her out of the country"

Actually I'm more than a bit surprised that this hasn't happened yet. I fully expect(ed) it to, given the lenient conditions of Ms. Meng's "detention".

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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I don't know monikers. I just really like the photo you've chosen to accompany the article.

So how do the coronavirus smartphone tracking apps actually work and should you download one to help?

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Re: Good for data-less phone plans

No smartphone here. I have an LG GR500 (touchscreen + physical keyboard). It works just fine for making phone calls and texting -- all I need/want it to do.

COVID-19 is pretty nasty but maybe this is taking social distancing too far? Universe may not be expanding equally in all directions

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"The Hubble constant, an indicator of the rate of expansion, is lower for the observed galaxies on the right side of this diagram compared to the left."

Wouldn't that make it more of a Hubble variable, then? Not really constant, is it?

You in for a curl up and dye? Yeah, looks like the same for this screen in a hairdressers

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Re: World

"December is still too recent the virus was in the system but had not yet spread much."

And we now see what happens when you leave ports open. 'Course, detection was a bit of an issue too; nobody was really looking for the signatures back then.

Huawei P40 Pro: Camera setup really captures the misery of an empty world foods aisle

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"ime is especially important when you're looking at a smartphone, not merely because they're expensive, but also because a simple software update can radically change the overall experience – by addressing features or introducing new bugs."

There, FTFY

From Gmail to Gfail: Google's G-Suite topples over for unlucky netizens, rights itself

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Re: Clouds sometime rain

"Dunno about you but I live in a world where large cloud companies constantly bang on about how much more reliable they are than using your own equipment."

Indeed, and you are free to believe/accept that -- or not -- as you wish.

For myself, I prefer to keep my data and backups on premises where they're (mostly) under my control. YMMV

London court tells Julian Assange: No, coronavirus is not a good reason for you to be let out of prison

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Re: @Zolko

"How justice works is if a judge is convinced there is reasonable evidence to proceed, he gets charged and put on trial. He doesn't unilaterally decide he is innocent and escape."

Well, that's a bit of a subjective standard, isn't it? There's evidence and then there's "evidence". There are judges and then there are judges (east Texas, anyone?). Yes, there is certainly the appearance of due process ...

How many times do we have to tell you? A Tesla isn't a self-driving car, say investigators after Apple man's fatal crash

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Wait! There's more!

This just in:

Estimated car cost as a predictor of driver yielding behaviors for pedestrians

TLDR: as you might intuitively have expected, more expensive car == bigger asshole driver

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Re: Stop calling it Autopilot

"I would suggest that there is no living owner of a Tesla who thinks it is autonomous. It is only non-owners (or ex-owners) who assume that."

There -- FTFY

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Re: Tesla never said it's driverless

"correlation between purchasing power and dick-headedness still being researched."

Results now in: Int J Psych: Not only assholes drive Mercedes. Besides disagreeable men, also conscientious people drive high‐status cars

Aww, a cute mini-moon is orbiting Earth right now. But like all good things, it too will abandon us at some point

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Re: Another question for QI

Oh, even that is over the line! They're "differently massed"

Elon Musk shows world that he is truly awful at something

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Re: Award-winning

"Personally, I thought Shatner peaked at the cover of Common People by Pulp."

Only because he had the incomparable Joe Jackson on keyboards and backing vocals.

Medical biz LifeLabs fesses up: Hackers slurped 15 million customer records – and we paid them to hand it all back

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major FU

It's still not entirely clear (there are conflicting messages on this) what type of attack it was -- whether it was a classic ransomware shakedown without wholesale data extraction from the network, or whether patient information was indeed downloaded.

If the latter is indeed the case, the company letter includes passwords among the data having been stolen. LifeLabs' CEO, in a statement, was unaware of whether or not the data was stored in encrypted form on their system.

In 2019, who stores passwords (or, indeed, any contact information from a sensitive data trove like this) in clear text, unencrypted? That's inexcusable, the height of irresponsibility! And if this does prove to be the case, I'll line up to join a class action suit for absolutely criminal negligence.

NASA boffins tackle Nazi alien in space – with the help of Native American tribal elders

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a matter of perspective

"NASA said it obtained consent from Powhatan Tribal elders to use the word. “We graciously accept this gift from the Powhatan people," said Lori Glaze, director of NASA's Planetary Science Division."

Hmmm. "Gracious" seems to be more what the Powhatan elders were; "gratefully", perhaps?

Apple techies analyzing Siri recordings may have heard you unzipping and bonking – plus more

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An honest mistake!

"[...] technical errors, for example if the AI bot incorrectly hears "Hey, Siri!" and responds when it wasn’t explicitly activated"

I can easily see how this would happen. I mean, "Hey, Siri!" sounds a lot like "Oooh, yes! Yes!"

Sleeping Tesla driver wonders why his car ploughed into 11 traffic cones on a motorway

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"Luckily nobody was injured and the only damage was to Richard's pride (and those barrels)."

Nope. If you watch the left-side camera (which Richard FS helpfully posted a link to in the description of the front camera video), you'll see the left-side mirror getting wiped off the car by one of the first barrels he hit. That's gonna cost a few bucks to replace! And if a plastic barrel could do that kind of damage, I wonder what hitting a bunch of them did to the front of the car? I suspect he's a few thousand dollars down now -- and that's before any fines that get levied.

But he was indeed lucky. Another 30 m and he would have plowed into a trailer-mounted electronic sign and done a whole lot more damage to the car (and possibly himself).

Apollo 11 @ 50: The long shadow of the flag

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Black Helicopters

Re: The most expensive dick swinging contest in history

"Vietnam cost 516% as much as the full Apollo project."

Oh yeah, but look at all the great music we got out of it: "... I ain't no fortunate son!", "Four dead in Ohio", "Where have all the flowers gone?", "We gotta get outa this place, if it's the last thing we ever do".

And the movies: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. [...] It smells like ... victory!"

Totally worth it.

(for once -- a use for the helicopters icon)

Excluding Huawei from UK's 5G will harm security, MPs warn

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Hurry up and decide?

Why the rush? The urgency of the demand to "make a decision" is really "hurry up and say yes". Because, really, what's the difference between (a) saying no to Huawei 5G gear on the network at this point in time and (b) the status quo without a yes/no decision?


And so where do you think the pressure to make a "yes" decision is coming from?

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Re: Because the grass is so green on the other side?

"Honestly are any of the alternatives in the Tory or Labour parties any better? I mean seriously.. what a state politics in the UK is in."

You might as well say "what a state the world is in" because, really, the grass is no greener on this -- or any other -- side of the pond!

Adding the icon because this is all that's left to us as recourse. Cheers!

Scientist, war hero and gay icon Alan Turing is new face of the £50 note

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Oh, this is awesome!

Congratulations to the Bank of England on making this perspicacious choice! I want one. Heck, I want several.

PC shipments back in black: Desktops to the rescue, aided by Win10

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Red is the new black?

Whether these shipments turn into sales to consumers or linger unsold in warehouses will, obviously, determine whether PC sales are truly back in the black. One assumes that manufacturers are basing their behaviour on market intel, but is is a bit premature to declare that the market for PCs has rebounded just yet?

Grav-wave eggheads come closer to nailing down Hubble's Constant – the universe's speedy rate of expansion

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Re: All of this assumes...

"This fails the Ockham's Law test - expansion is much simpler."

Sorry for cutting in like this, but did you mean Occam's Razor?

No DeepNudes please, we're GitHub: Code repo deep-sixed as Discord bans netizens who sought out vile AI app

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Re: misogynistic monstrosity

"When with the opposite version be created, the guess-the-dong-length version for hen parties de-robeing men?"

Women don't need a special app for that; they just look at your hands and feet. Tells 'em -- with a good degree of correlation -- what they want to know.

Right, "Big Donald"?

This isn't Boeing to end well: Plane maker to scrap some physical cert tests, use computer simulations instead

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Re: Boeing reacts cunningly to the deadly crash of the XXX airliner

"But again, what the hell do I know?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2019"

Ooh, ooh -- I know this one!

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

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Re: Brad, of course, was in Europe

"I still don't understand how they let Australia into Eurovision."

Why is the operative question, as in: why do they let Australia into anything?

Tesla's autonomous lane changing software is worse at driving than humans, and more

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Re: Autopilot is itself Incomplete

"Who in their right mind would buy a Tesla after reading a slopey - shoulder statement like that?"

Someone who wants a nice EV with great range between charges. Just don't use the Autopilot feature ... it's not mandatory! (Plus, hopefully they'll get it right someday and send you an over-the-air update.)

Microsoft? Oh it's just another partnership, insists GitHub CEO

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Re: The Velvet Glove Part II bis

I'm certain MS had a nefarious hand in mistitling the 3rd section: they don't want it to be seen!

SpaceX takes a leaf from the Microsoft playbook and stands down Starlink for an update

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From TFA: "Just ask the unfortunates still using Windows XP."

Reading the paragraphs immediately following that with respect to the delightfully extended update adventures of (some) Windows 10 users, I'd say the "install once and forget about it" update experience under Windows XP Embedded (POS Ready) looks fairly attractive. But ... progress!

Tangled in .NET: Will 5.0 really unify Microsoft's development stack?

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Re: Wasm

Look, you can't talk like that here! It's just NSF

Uber, Lyft rides among the biggest reasons why you're probably sitting in traffic right now – study

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Of course you do!

"An Uber spokesperson told The Register that the reasons for congestion are complex: “[...]That’s one reason we believe in comprehensive congestion pricing, which would provide millions to invest in cities’ public transportation systems.”"

Because, if you're the root cause of the congestion in the first place, then of course you believe in congestion pricing. Why wouldn't you? You've been a prime contributor to the problem -- and that way, the worse it gets, the more you benefit.

Until they catch on, that is -- which it appears they now may have.

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Re: But are Uber and Lyft the root cause?

"The question is not "Why are there no sensible alternatives?" but rather, "Why do people go for cars even when the alternatives are more sensible?"."

Because they're lazy? (Just a WAG)



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