ping, shoot, explode...
The main thing I remember about the Oric-1 was it had preset sounds for (IIRC) ping, shoot, explode and laser. So you'd go into WHSmith and quickly knock up:
10 ping
20 shoot
30 laser
40 explode
50 goto 10
and leave the machine pinging and exploding away until someone came over who knew how to stop it...
Biting the hand that feeds IT
