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Torvalds challenged the haters to fork Linux. Someone said 'hold my beer'

Rol

Re: Please Be Careful With Those Comments.....

Entirely agree with you. Growth, often as not feeds inflation, which slowly chips away any semblance of fairness in wages. If I could be on the same proportionate wage to my boss today as I was in the 80's, I'd be buying Ferrari's for fun, instead of facing homelessness in two weeks.

Rol

Re: Please Be Careful With Those Comments.....

Depends how you measure growth.

In the UK, growth has largely come from an increase in population, while keeping a foot on the neck of house building. Take away the meteoric rise in property values and eye watering rents, and you're probably left with something close to zero growth in the UK.

Top EU court clips YouTube's intermediary defense over reviewed content

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I think Google's logic is totally scrambled. If they are reviewing a channel's content, and don't take action to stop something hugely dodgy, which they spotted in their crawl, then how on Earth can they continue to argue they are not responsible?

Why Amazon hates 'human-in-the-loop' AI governance

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Machines can do no wrong...My ass!

So the example in the hospital, where the machines go beep for the slightest of reasons, and the staff learn to ignore it. Well that is not an example of human failure, that's an example of a machine constantly fucking up and becoming a massive liability.

The staff. Bless them. No longer leave a patient they are caring for to deal with a machine that cries wolf every hour on the hour, but instead priorities the obvious need of the patient in front of them.

Far from demonstrating how humans are the weak link, it is actually a great example of why humans are far superior to machines, and let's not forget, a toaster is a toaster and always will be a toaster, whereas humans can reprogram themselves to adapt in a million different ways.

If Darwin was right, then machines will go the way of the dodo without their kindly betters nurturing them along and dealing with their shit, like some farm yard animal.

Palantir's NHS data deal called in for a second opinion

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Agree entirely.

The wheel, it seems, gets re-invented at every turn, so as not to discourage the exponential growth in under-performing project managers.

Rol

Re: Condemned by their own arguments

Laid down as precedent in English law some centuries ago, a legal letter would be considered served if proof of posting was demonstrated to the court. There was never a requirement to prove it was delivered.

I guess it is time for that legal precedent to be retested at court now that the postal system is in such a shambles.

Rol

Re: No tears for Larry

Seeing as Fascism cannot abide any other narrative, it is baked into their system to get rid of all dissenting voices.

Rol

Re: Not Enough

Well said sir.

About a decade or so ago, there was a comparison done of all the first world healthcare systems, which ranked them in terms of cost and outcomes. The UK's NHS was top of the list for lowest cost and best outcomes for patients, while America's system was ranked the most expensive with the worst outcomes for patients.

Why would someone who is paid out of our taxes to manage our nation wish the American system onto us?

More importantly, why are none of them rotting away in the Tower of London for their treasonous acts?

EU sovereignty push gives tech buyers a new alphabet soup to swallow

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There's an easy fix for America's anxiety.

They can rein in their snooping overreach and recognise their IT industry would best be served if their international customers did not have to suffer the same limitations to freedom and justice that operate on American soil.

It always makes me chuckle when I hear the greatest exponent of the free market is again acting as the greatest obstacle to it.

Elon Musk is now worth more than $1,000,000,000,000

Rol

Seen it all before.

I've placed a sizable bet with the bookies, that Elon will end his days in the penthouse suite of a Vegas casino with CIA agents tending to his every need.

BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder

Rol

You might be slightly off the mark there. Security are usually the gatekeepers to a wealth of shiny things, allowing their preferential clients swing door access for nothing more than a quick back scratching.

Of those I knew, they had to get a new uniform every few months as the back of their jackets looked like they'd been mauled by a tiger.

France and Germany agree to disagree, ditch joint next-gen Euro fighter

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Totally agree. Why put a billion Euro's of plane and their pilot in jeopardy when the same money spent on several hundred drones would achieve guaranteed success, as they fully command the airspace and hit all their objectives, likely including all the secondary and tertiary ones as well, if sufficient numbers have survived the enemy's attempts to swat them with missiles costing millions.

So, it's down to who can design the cheapest and most easily constructed drones, that a few factories can churn out in their ten's of thousands everyday when required, rather than who can squander the most resources on a plane that has to survive long enough in hostile territory to both deliver the payload and get the pilot home. A thousand cheap disposable drones would do that mission with 100% success.

Palantir wins £9M contract to run UK firearms licensing: CIA-backed biz to hold gun, bomb, and poison records

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Stasi Unlimited

I have no doubt that if I started up a company called Stasi 4 U, I would be getting inquiries from a number of "democracies" asking if I could give them an even more enhanced service than the current crew of misanthropes.

Bend the beam like Beckham to defeat anti-jamming tech

Rol

I suppose to counter it, the operator trying to defeat the jammer need only point and note the result a few times until they eventually focus on the direction that most minimises the interference.

I hope they haven't broke the bank coming up with this bendy signal thing, as it seems easily countered.

EU's digital sovereignty boo-boo may be the best thing to ever happen to the project

Rol

We're only allied with the USA until it doesn't suit their needs.

If, for example, the UK managed to return a Marxist government to power despite the $millions pouring into America's preferred Nazi party, then the gunboat politics of the middle east will be played out at Dover, until America's distastefully bitter flavour of democracy is restored to our pleasant lands.

So no, we don't rely on the USA for 99.9% of our military - we do however, suck up 99.9% of their bullshit to avoid their military "protection"

Linux kernel maintainers pitch emergency killswitch after CopyFail and Dirty Frag chaos

Rol

Sabotage?

Seems the problem isn't the vulnerabilities that got detected, but the appalling way they were advertised to the entire world, before patches could be rolled out.

Now call me a cynic, but this likely left many Microsoft execs drooling in ecstasy as Linux got a kick in the security credentials. I always doubted the M$ motivation to get on-board with Linux, and foresaw a time when their involvement got leveraged to outright sabotage.

Linux rules the server and super computer world, and given time and a fair playing field would come to dominate the PC world, as it has the mobile phone operating system.

Linux is so precious to the future of this world that we need to protect it from unscrupulous actors, whether they be hard nosed capitalists protecting their monopolies, or state sponsored agents seeking to undermine its and our security.

Chrome silently installs a 4 GB local LLM on your computer

Rol

Re: Hoist by their own petard

I remember seeing adverts many years ago for Sure for Men - it's main play was that it didn't leave a mark on your clothes, so bugger me, when I bought a can it did the one thing that no other deodorant had ever done before. It left a white residue on my T shirts. That and other products have left me very wary of buying anything made in America.

Rol

Re: Hoist by their own petard

My head banging moment with the guv's 1 login app involved them telling me my smartphone was not smart enough as it didn't have a tag reader to validate using my passport. So armed with their letter of instructions to wander off to a specialised Post Office and get verified I went.

The Post Office took photographs of my passport and me, and when asked about the tag thing, they looked at me strange and said "No. Just piccys". So a process I could quite easily have accomplished from my settee with my mobile turned into a safari adventure across the city to find 1 of only a handful of Post Offices that could do this wonderful thing...taking a bleeding photograph...Argghhhhh!!! The sooner Reform get in and drag us all back into the ocean for a more simpler life, the better.

Trump to UK: Stop taxing our big beautiful tech corps or face tariff tsunami

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Sad, mad and bad!

I'm interested to find out how much it would cost to get on Trumps preferential mailing list? Clearly getting prewarned of his next ranting tirade would enable me to enricher myself on the stock market as it gets jerked around by the bigliest jerker on the planet.

I'm sure you've all worked it out by now. All his pronouncements are geared to shaking up the markets, they have no other purpose than to allow him and those in his circle to make a killing on the markets.

So, no. I'm not the least bothered about a thing he says, coz he's just a mouthpiece for the money men.

I'm looking forward to when he retires from whatever he thinks they let him do for a living, and finds not one of his sycophants, or even those he enrichened along the way bothers to return his calls. A sad lonely man recalling the glory days to his nurse, while they piss in his soup of the day. Can but dream.....

Iran claims US used backdoors to knock out networking equipment during war

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Re: MMB

haha Upvote for the South Park reference.

Seems there's nothing happens on or off this planet where South Park isn't a perfect reference.

Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market

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Dreamer

When I grow up I want to be president of the United States.

I'm so sorry dear, you can't be. You already have an IQ higher than a baboon, an emotional understanding beyond a baby, and your penis is observable without the need of a microscope. You would need to be involved in a hideous car crash to lose those attributes. And seeing as most vehicles are unlikely to get a tank of fuel again, you're dreams are busted.

RAF eyes cheap drone-killer as Typhoon jet tests laser-guided rockets

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For the cost of a pigeon and some seed, you can get a very effective homing missile, as developed during WWII.

Alternatively, train seagulls to expect a bag of chips and some cigarette ends in every passing drone, and you could rule the skies.

Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

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Re: America's reputational loss will be long lasting

It took some time for the average Brit to get over their distrust of Germany following WWII, and I'm of the opinion America is in that exact same position. As I'm knocking on a bit, I very much doubt I'll be seeing the ice thaw between USA and the free world in my lifetime.

Norway's Consumer Council takes aim at enshittification

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Re: Brilliant

...and some fell on stony ground

Help! Does anyone on the bus know Linux?

Rol

Re: Obviousy a dual booting system...

oh, I got so fed up with Window's updates screwing with the grub, I finally put each on their own hard drive with a slew of buttons to choose which drive I was going to boot in to. Since then, I worked out that windows has no need for updates if it is air-gapped from the internet, and has worked perfectly for the last 10 years.

Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check

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Re: Bollocks. Utter bollocks

The chief of police for the West Midlands was forced to resign because his staff got their misleading intel using AI, in regard to a particularly troublesome football fixture, instead of the old school method of Googling it. A lesson to be learnt for us meat bags, but clearly an impossible task in asking AI to better itself.

Why Elon Musk won't ever realize the shareholder-approved Tesla payout

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Re: "The cold hard numbers, though, tell me he can't do it. I don't think anyone could."

Conservative electricity is created by burning naturally found resources in gorgeously stunning buildings with faint whiffs of fairy smoke coming out of idyllic chimneys, that can only enhance the landscape and air, whereas evil liberal electricity is made from looming towers of hateful wind turbines. It also upsets the natural order of things. If the environment that the poor have to live in is just as clean as the kindly and benevolent capitalist's, then they are likely to live just as long, if not longer, and I'll be damned if my wealth is not going to eke out a few more years over the proles that I have nothing but derision for.

Firefox adds AI Window, users want AI wall to keep it out

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A pox on you all!

Just because everyone else seems to be getting infected, doesn't mean catching the plague is something to be desired.

VodafoneThree to offshore UK network jobs to India

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Offshoring surely needs testing at court!

In English employment law, the job gets made redundant, not the person. So how can staff in the UK be made redundant when the job still exists?

Yeah, I appreciate they have the choice to move to India and carry on working, but that was never in the employment contract they signed.

It seems a bit of a stretch, that it is illegal to make someone redundant and then employ someone else to do their job, but it is okay if that new employee lives in another country?

So, a manager can make a "troublesome" member of staff redundant and replace them with someone working from abroad, and then after a suitable amount of time has elapsed, rehire for the role in the UK, and not be up in front of a tribunal for it?

Microsoft 365 business customers are running out of places to hide from Copilot

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Place your bets

Can I get good odds on the bet that NSA's desire to snoop on everything is a much a driving force behind Microsoft's Copilot frenzy than anything remotely to do with providing a useful service to it's long suffering users?

MPs urge government to stop Britain's phone theft wave through tech

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Re: Repairable? or Theft-Proof?

Yep, they could quite easily use a keyring fob that once out of range locks the phone.

High-stakes poker scam used rigged card shufflers, X-ray tables, and special glasses

Rol

I thought the mafia made their money from drugs. And with that trade worth billions it seems a scam like this is just something they did for the LOL's

Often puzzles me when a criminal enterprise that's trying desperately to stay off the police's radar, goes and does something like this. Like the drug courier driving an uninsured wreck of a vehicle at high speed with a tail light out. Just smacks of idiocy.

Windows 11 update knocks out USB mice, keyboards in recovery mode

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Physician, heal thyself!

Microsoft has spent some dollar on Copilot, and hasn't even considered using its extensive capabilities to thrash through Windows code under a million PC configuration scenarios and then try it again after applying the patch?

Hmm!

US sends 33,000 smart 'strike kits' to make Ukrainian drones even deadlier

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Re: Whack-a-Radar

I did think about your last comment just after I posted, and assumed the tech would just use the co-ordinates it had logged while the radar/jammer was hot and just homed in regardless of whether they had gone silent or not.

By the way, I didn't downvote you, and can't see any reason why anyone would want to.

Rol

Whack-a-Radar

The technology to home in on a transmitter is very well established. Whether it be a radar or a jamming device. So I'm puzzled why Ukraine hasn't adapted that tech to target radars and jamming equipment.

It would make perfect sense to send a dozen drones to take out, lets say, a fuel depot, and have another half a dozen anti-radar drones blaze a path to the target to increase the chance of the payload getting there.

Isn't that more or less what has happened in most conflicts. Send in your stealth planes alongside some fighter jets and as soon as the radars light up, you take them out, using the very signals they are emitting to guide your weapons onto the target. Rinse and repeat until all of their radar stations are smouldering rubble. Then a few weeks later, plant your flag in their leaders chest and declare the war over.

'It looks sexy but it's wrong' – the problem with AI in biology and medicine

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Tower of babble

In the same way, the tower, if constructed in ancient times, would have sucked up every resource and brought on the demise of humanity, we are hurtling toward that now.

How much time will the great minds of our age waste flicking through the pages of this new age Tower of Babel to eventually go mad and throw themselves into the abyss.

NASA veteran warns Hubble faces death by a hundred cuts

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We're all doomed

Pol Pot and Adolf are not slumbering soundly at all. They're very concerned that their biggest achievements are under threat. Yes, indeed. How long will they be known as the worst and second worst dictators of all time, now that Trump is in the game.

Gone in 40 days: US drops ban on export of chip design tools to China

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Re: TACO indeed

Bringing turmoil to the market, is only turmoil for those who have no idea when it is going to start and end.

For those in the know, it is a brilliant opportunity to place some no risk bets and win big.

US patent office wants an AI to scan for prior art, but doesn't want to pay for it

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Re: Prior

I seem to remember that governments around the world can be sued for compensation (normally by American tec ventures) for any losses they incur due to said government, or their agents, changing the rules/procedures/tax strategies/suddenly acquiring a backbone or moral compass.

Now an industry that relies heavily on a steady income from challenging patents that were poorly investigated before being granted is surely going to demand many trillions of dollars for loss of earnings if the patent office actually started investigating the patents they are looking to grant.

'Close to impossible' for Europe to escape clutches of US hyperscalers

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How's about a compromise?

European customers use European cloud services, who encrypt our data and store it with the cheapest cloud providers on the planet.

Enacting Uncle Sam's Patriot Act would be useless,

Okay, yes the service on a service will add cost overheads, but a large enough European service would surely have some leverage on price/GB.

Another advantage would be the common interface presented to users by the European service, regardless of which cloud provider is holding the data, which could be seamlessly moved to another storage provider as and when required.

Slowly the EU provider can onboard its own local storage as demand increases.

Like the ingredients on a food label, I want to know where my data is being stored, and if it's on an American server, and it is readily readable by the NSA, then it isn't covered by GDPR, so I'm not buying into it.

UK 'extremely dependent' on US for space security

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Re: It’s special alright!

America had a very stark choice in WWII. Either throw their lot in with the allies, or face the unarguable consequence that the whole of Europe would end up being "liberated" by Russia, and likely a tasty wedge of Africa and the Middle East with it.

That was the quiet whisper that Churchill put in the President's ear. It was nothing at all to do with defeating Nazi Germany. It was about denying Russia strategic gains that would have made it invulnerable to any subsequent Cold War threat.

Trump fires NSA boss, deputy

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Let's make American democracy a little more robust next time around. Please!!!

I hope you Americans are now rethinking the God given mission to impose your flavour of democracy on the rest of the world?

It is demonstrably broken. Hopefully, for your sakes and ours, not beyond repair.

Perhaps the democrats could launch a total rethink of how something so fragile, yet so fundamental to a prosperous and fair world could be protected. It could be the one thing they take into the next election, if there is ever to be one, and present it to the voting public that this is what we will do once elected. Never again will an enemy of democracy ever be allowed to manoeuvre their man into power where they can then start dismantling the very core of what our once great nation stood for.

Unfortunately, for now, it looks like room for a hammer and sickle might just be found on the Stars and Stripes. Let's just hope it will eventually wash out.

One of the last of Bletchley Park's quiet heroes, Betty Webb, dies at 101

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Re: National heroes

You are right. This is about honouring a great woman and recognising their contribution in the fight against fascism, but if she were here, she would very much understand that the fight is still being waged and who so ever picks up the banner that she and her colleagues were so eager to bear, are surely honouring her no less than those who morn her passing.

France offers US scientists a safe haven from Trump's war on woke

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Jock centered societies

Having spent a few minutes researching the topic, I feel a little overqualified to pontificate on the subject, but here goes...

History has many examples of societies that championed their warriors to the exclusion of everything else. Placing them front and centre of politics and life in general. The warrior class was the driving force. They spurned education, humanities and any sense of justice for those incapable of wielding a sword. They didn't fair too well did they. Having rocked the sensibilities of more enlightened peoples they disappeared into history under an avalanche of spears and arrows, wielded in most part by greengrocers, butchers, carpenters, teachers, poets... the people that a society such as the Spartans would spit on.

So here we are, with another might is right gang, trying to impose their will on society and the world in general. However, their fate is not completely in the hands of their neighbour's eventual retaliation, but instead from those they have and are marginalising within their own borders. The fall of this mighty empire will be at the hands of their own teachers and poets who have had enough of the injustice, but unlike those of the ancients, they don't need years of training to become capable of taking on the warrior class, they just need to pop into their local store and buy a gun.

Rol

Re: les queer studies?

You have to consider a tonne of metrics alongside each other when judging country A v's country B. Things like wealth and status are arguably high up there, but the likelihood that your children would be shot to death while attending school is considered far more important in a society that gives a shit about such things.

Belgian cops raid Huawei in Euro bribery probe

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Genetically inclined and nutured

Not everyone swoons at the sight of a wad of cash, only, it seems, those who where born and raised to rule have this moral deficiency.

So why oh why, do we fill the seats of power with those readily inclined to cast away their duties at the prospect of more wealth and power?

Society would arguably be better served with a random selection being forced into public servitude, than just handing those positions of power to those shouting the loudest.

Imagine how corrupt our legal system would be, if jurors where no longer appointed randomly?

RIP Mark Klein, the engineer who exposed US domestic spying ops after wiring it up

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Re: Mark Klien

Personally, I do not believe our right to privacy will ever be secured, and the more legislation tries to assure me otherwise, the more I believe it is being ever more covertly hoovered up.

That should not stop activists from seeking such a Nirvana, but for the rest of us, it's an impossible fight. For every Mark Klein, there are thousands, ready and willing to do their misguided patriotic duty and stomp all over citizen's rights in the name of security, delivering a very unsecure future for anyone daring to question the authority that in a true democracy should be questioned at every turn.

Microsoft trims more CPUs from Windows 11 compatibility list

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Re: Goodbye Windows 11

Most domestic users haven't a clue what O/S they are running when browsing the internet, so Linux infighting isn't on their radar.

The big reason M$ is on most PC's, is because M$ paid hard cash and flirted, nay, cornered and married unfair market practice to be number one and to stay number one.

Trump administration threatens tariffs for any nation that dares to tax Big Tech

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Help!

I work alongside a man who has flung himself head first into AI and merrily spends his days using GPT or whatever to generate images for larks. I asked if he could do one for me. It was going to be a picture of an anus, with a caption, "Can you guess what it is?" the image starts zooming out and the pic starts to look like a landscape of bumholes. As it zooms out further it becomes apparent we were looking at a magnified skin pore on Donald Trumps head.

The end caption states "You were right first time"

Trouble is, through that request, I discovered my go to AI pal was a rabid Trump fan. Oh, he was such a sweet guy as well, and his kids will miss him once he's sectioned.

So, any of you Trump haters out there want to give birth to "Can you guess what it is yet"?

It'll put a smile on several billion faces, and might even save the world.

As Amazon takes over the Bond franchise, we submit our scripts for the next flick

Rol

The Man With the Golden Gui

A semi-retired billionaire realises where it is all going wrong, and sets out to create an O/S that studies its user. It then quietly censures the "free speech" that it deems is beyond the capacity of the user's intellect, to protect them from their own inadequacies, and hence save the world.

Trouble is, the baddies are on to him, and only Bond can save him. The difficulty for Bond, is it's his own government and that of many other countries who are the baddies trying to stop this, and so he must quit his job quietly if he is to save the world.

Oh and he has nookie with himself on the plane if that helps the plot.