* Posts by Rol

1457 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jan 2013

Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check

Rol

Re: Bollocks. Utter bollocks

The chief of police for the West Midlands was forced to resign because his staff got their misleading intel using AI, in regard to a particularly troublesome football fixture, instead of the old school method of Googling it. A lesson to be learnt for us meat bags, but clearly an impossible task in asking AI to better itself.

Why Elon Musk won't ever realize the shareholder-approved Tesla payout

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Re: "The cold hard numbers, though, tell me he can't do it. I don't think anyone could."

Conservative electricity is created by burning naturally found resources in gorgeously stunning buildings with faint whiffs of fairy smoke coming out of idyllic chimneys, that can only enhance the landscape and air, whereas evil liberal electricity is made from looming towers of hateful wind turbines. It also upsets the natural order of things. If the environment that the poor have to live in is just as clean as the kindly and benevolent capitalist's, then they are likely to live just as long, if not longer, and I'll be damned if my wealth is not going to eke out a few more years over the proles that I have nothing but derision for.

Firefox adds AI Window, users want AI wall to keep it out

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A pox on you all!

Just because everyone else seems to be getting infected, doesn't mean catching the plague is something to be desired.

VodafoneThree to offshore UK network jobs to India

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Offshoring surely needs testing at court!

In English employment law, the job gets made redundant, not the person. So how can staff in the UK be made redundant when the job still exists?

Yeah, I appreciate they have the choice to move to India and carry on working, but that was never in the employment contract they signed.

It seems a bit of a stretch, that it is illegal to make someone redundant and then employ someone else to do their job, but it is okay if that new employee lives in another country?

So, a manager can make a "troublesome" member of staff redundant and replace them with someone working from abroad, and then after a suitable amount of time has elapsed, rehire for the role in the UK, and not be up in front of a tribunal for it?

Microsoft 365 business customers are running out of places to hide from Copilot

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Place your bets

Can I get good odds on the bet that NSA's desire to snoop on everything is a much a driving force behind Microsoft's Copilot frenzy than anything remotely to do with providing a useful service to it's long suffering users?

MPs urge government to stop Britain's phone theft wave through tech

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Re: Repairable? or Theft-Proof?

Yep, they could quite easily use a keyring fob that once out of range locks the phone.

High-stakes poker scam used rigged card shufflers, X-ray tables, and special glasses

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I thought the mafia made their money from drugs. And with that trade worth billions it seems a scam like this is just something they did for the LOL's

Often puzzles me when a criminal enterprise that's trying desperately to stay off the police's radar, goes and does something like this. Like the drug courier driving an uninsured wreck of a vehicle at high speed with a tail light out. Just smacks of idiocy.

Windows 11 update knocks out USB mice, keyboards in recovery mode

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Physician, heal thyself!

Microsoft has spent some dollar on Copilot, and hasn't even considered using its extensive capabilities to thrash through Windows code under a million PC configuration scenarios and then try it again after applying the patch?

Hmm!

US sends 33,000 smart 'strike kits' to make Ukrainian drones even deadlier

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Re: Whack-a-Radar

I did think about your last comment just after I posted, and assumed the tech would just use the co-ordinates it had logged while the radar/jammer was hot and just homed in regardless of whether they had gone silent or not.

By the way, I didn't downvote you, and can't see any reason why anyone would want to.

Rol

Whack-a-Radar

The technology to home in on a transmitter is very well established. Whether it be a radar or a jamming device. So I'm puzzled why Ukraine hasn't adapted that tech to target radars and jamming equipment.

It would make perfect sense to send a dozen drones to take out, lets say, a fuel depot, and have another half a dozen anti-radar drones blaze a path to the target to increase the chance of the payload getting there.

Isn't that more or less what has happened in most conflicts. Send in your stealth planes alongside some fighter jets and as soon as the radars light up, you take them out, using the very signals they are emitting to guide your weapons onto the target. Rinse and repeat until all of their radar stations are smouldering rubble. Then a few weeks later, plant your flag in their leaders chest and declare the war over.

'It looks sexy but it's wrong' – the problem with AI in biology and medicine

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Tower of babble

In the same way, the tower, if constructed in ancient times, would have sucked up every resource and brought on the demise of humanity, we are hurtling toward that now.

How much time will the great minds of our age waste flicking through the pages of this new age Tower of Babel to eventually go mad and throw themselves into the abyss.

NASA veteran warns Hubble faces death by a hundred cuts

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We're all doomed

Pol Pot and Adolf are not slumbering soundly at all. They're very concerned that their biggest achievements are under threat. Yes, indeed. How long will they be known as the worst and second worst dictators of all time, now that Trump is in the game.

Gone in 40 days: US drops ban on export of chip design tools to China

Rol

Re: TACO indeed

Bringing turmoil to the market, is only turmoil for those who have no idea when it is going to start and end.

For those in the know, it is a brilliant opportunity to place some no risk bets and win big.

US patent office wants an AI to scan for prior art, but doesn't want to pay for it

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Re: Prior

I seem to remember that governments around the world can be sued for compensation (normally by American tec ventures) for any losses they incur due to said government, or their agents, changing the rules/procedures/tax strategies/suddenly acquiring a backbone or moral compass.

Now an industry that relies heavily on a steady income from challenging patents that were poorly investigated before being granted is surely going to demand many trillions of dollars for loss of earnings if the patent office actually started investigating the patents they are looking to grant.

'Close to impossible' for Europe to escape clutches of US hyperscalers

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How's about a compromise?

European customers use European cloud services, who encrypt our data and store it with the cheapest cloud providers on the planet.

Enacting Uncle Sam's Patriot Act would be useless,

Okay, yes the service on a service will add cost overheads, but a large enough European service would surely have some leverage on price/GB.

Another advantage would be the common interface presented to users by the European service, regardless of which cloud provider is holding the data, which could be seamlessly moved to another storage provider as and when required.

Slowly the EU provider can onboard its own local storage as demand increases.

Like the ingredients on a food label, I want to know where my data is being stored, and if it's on an American server, and it is readily readable by the NSA, then it isn't covered by GDPR, so I'm not buying into it.

UK 'extremely dependent' on US for space security

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Re: It’s special alright!

America had a very stark choice in WWII. Either throw their lot in with the allies, or face the unarguable consequence that the whole of Europe would end up being "liberated" by Russia, and likely a tasty wedge of Africa and the Middle East with it.

That was the quiet whisper that Churchill put in the President's ear. It was nothing at all to do with defeating Nazi Germany. It was about denying Russia strategic gains that would have made it invulnerable to any subsequent Cold War threat.

Trump fires NSA boss, deputy

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Let's make American democracy a little more robust next time around. Please!!!

I hope you Americans are now rethinking the God given mission to impose your flavour of democracy on the rest of the world?

It is demonstrably broken. Hopefully, for your sakes and ours, not beyond repair.

Perhaps the democrats could launch a total rethink of how something so fragile, yet so fundamental to a prosperous and fair world could be protected. It could be the one thing they take into the next election, if there is ever to be one, and present it to the voting public that this is what we will do once elected. Never again will an enemy of democracy ever be allowed to manoeuvre their man into power where they can then start dismantling the very core of what our once great nation stood for.

Unfortunately, for now, it looks like room for a hammer and sickle might just be found on the Stars and Stripes. Let's just hope it will eventually wash out.

One of the last of Bletchley Park's quiet heroes, Betty Webb, dies at 101

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Re: National heroes

You are right. This is about honouring a great woman and recognising their contribution in the fight against fascism, but if she were here, she would very much understand that the fight is still being waged and who so ever picks up the banner that she and her colleagues were so eager to bear, are surely honouring her no less than those who morn her passing.

France offers US scientists a safe haven from Trump's war on woke

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Jock centered societies

Having spent a few minutes researching the topic, I feel a little overqualified to pontificate on the subject, but here goes...

History has many examples of societies that championed their warriors to the exclusion of everything else. Placing them front and centre of politics and life in general. The warrior class was the driving force. They spurned education, humanities and any sense of justice for those incapable of wielding a sword. They didn't fair too well did they. Having rocked the sensibilities of more enlightened peoples they disappeared into history under an avalanche of spears and arrows, wielded in most part by greengrocers, butchers, carpenters, teachers, poets... the people that a society such as the Spartans would spit on.

So here we are, with another might is right gang, trying to impose their will on society and the world in general. However, their fate is not completely in the hands of their neighbour's eventual retaliation, but instead from those they have and are marginalising within their own borders. The fall of this mighty empire will be at the hands of their own teachers and poets who have had enough of the injustice, but unlike those of the ancients, they don't need years of training to become capable of taking on the warrior class, they just need to pop into their local store and buy a gun.

Rol

Re: les queer studies?

You have to consider a tonne of metrics alongside each other when judging country A v's country B. Things like wealth and status are arguably high up there, but the likelihood that your children would be shot to death while attending school is considered far more important in a society that gives a shit about such things.

Belgian cops raid Huawei in Euro bribery probe

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Genetically inclined and nutured

Not everyone swoons at the sight of a wad of cash, only, it seems, those who where born and raised to rule have this moral deficiency.

So why oh why, do we fill the seats of power with those readily inclined to cast away their duties at the prospect of more wealth and power?

Society would arguably be better served with a random selection being forced into public servitude, than just handing those positions of power to those shouting the loudest.

Imagine how corrupt our legal system would be, if jurors where no longer appointed randomly?

RIP Mark Klein, the engineer who exposed US domestic spying ops after wiring it up

Rol

Re: Mark Klien

Personally, I do not believe our right to privacy will ever be secured, and the more legislation tries to assure me otherwise, the more I believe it is being ever more covertly hoovered up.

That should not stop activists from seeking such a Nirvana, but for the rest of us, it's an impossible fight. For every Mark Klein, there are thousands, ready and willing to do their misguided patriotic duty and stomp all over citizen's rights in the name of security, delivering a very unsecure future for anyone daring to question the authority that in a true democracy should be questioned at every turn.

Microsoft trims more CPUs from Windows 11 compatibility list

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Re: Goodbye Windows 11

Most domestic users haven't a clue what O/S they are running when browsing the internet, so Linux infighting isn't on their radar.

The big reason M$ is on most PC's, is because M$ paid hard cash and flirted, nay, cornered and married unfair market practice to be number one and to stay number one.

Trump administration threatens tariffs for any nation that dares to tax Big Tech

Rol

Help!

I work alongside a man who has flung himself head first into AI and merrily spends his days using GPT or whatever to generate images for larks. I asked if he could do one for me. It was going to be a picture of an anus, with a caption, "Can you guess what it is?" the image starts zooming out and the pic starts to look like a landscape of bumholes. As it zooms out further it becomes apparent we were looking at a magnified skin pore on Donald Trumps head.

The end caption states "You were right first time"

Trouble is, through that request, I discovered my go to AI pal was a rabid Trump fan. Oh, he was such a sweet guy as well, and his kids will miss him once he's sectioned.

So, any of you Trump haters out there want to give birth to "Can you guess what it is yet"?

It'll put a smile on several billion faces, and might even save the world.

As Amazon takes over the Bond franchise, we submit our scripts for the next flick

Rol

The Man With the Golden Gui

A semi-retired billionaire realises where it is all going wrong, and sets out to create an O/S that studies its user. It then quietly censures the "free speech" that it deems is beyond the capacity of the user's intellect, to protect them from their own inadequacies, and hence save the world.

Trouble is, the baddies are on to him, and only Bond can save him. The difficulty for Bond, is it's his own government and that of many other countries who are the baddies trying to stop this, and so he must quit his job quietly if he is to save the world.

Oh and he has nookie with himself on the plane if that helps the plot.

EU demands a peek under the hood of X's recommendation algorithms

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Re: Time...

Yep, it's a bit rich, that a social media platform that stands accused of having the POTENTIAL to be influenced by state actors, to interfere with other's democracies, is being threatened with closure, but those social media platforms that have demonstrably interfered with and in some cases be behind some of the most sickening crimes against humanity will all be cosily sat in the Oval office discussing how to turn every country in the world into a goose-stepping image of America.

If the EU and the UK do not recognise the clear and present danger of allowing their people to be suckered by media shysters selling right-wing bilge, then you best get your own rocket to Mars sorted, as this planet will be toxic to all life.

Shove your office mandates, people still prefer working from home

Rol

"Come back to bed darling"

"I can't, I'm busy with a customer"

"I'm really hating your new job. You sleep all day and work all night"

"I know darling, but once I qualify for my H1B1 we can move to America and live in the same time-zone as the customers"

"Best make it quick then, because I'm on the verge of leaving this miserable relationship"

Top EU court overturns Intel's billion-dollar antitrust fine

Rol

But duh!

When people argue if advertising actually works, you could go through hundreds of thousands of public surveys, of questionable quality to decide that, or you could point to the fact that over a trillion dollars a year gets spent on advertising by companies that are intrinsically averse to repeatedly squandering money on something of questionable worth.

Similarly, why would Intel spend millions of dollars rewarding their customers with "loyalty" refunds if it had no impact on Intel's market share?

Sometimes the cleverest in these lofty courts really aren't that savvy at all.

Opening up the WinAmp source to all goes badly as owners delete entire repo

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Re: Damn Shame

I loved Winamp in the day, but my music library got far too big for it.

I'm using Gmusicbrowser on my Linux system now and it does everything I need it for, and doesn't freak out when presented with 1/4 million tracks, unlike many others I have tried along the way.

UK ponders USB-C as common charging standard

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I'm sorry, but only our popcorn will work in this theatre.

I'm old enough to remember the pre EU days, and boy was that a racket for UK businesses. Having a specific UK weirdness about a product ensured no foreign competition got a look in and the British consumer paid dearly for it. The UK standards were not at all terrible, in fact some were quite good, but they did ensure consumers got their wallets rinsed at every stage, so yes, businesses far and wide would be looking to return back to the days where a specific demographic can get scalped, while other players get squeezed out due to the costs of regional compliance.

RAC duo busted for stealing and selling crash victims' data

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Re: Wait a second...

Every office job I have ever had required at least a DBS check, often more.

Imagine the court case brought against the employer of one of them, when they try it on again, while working for a company that didn't bother to do the simplest of background checks?

Rol

Re: Wait a second...

The duo are well and truly done for. Their careers as well paid keyboard monkeys are over. They might get jobs shepherding trolleys around a supermarket car park, or burger flipping, but that's about it.

The impact of their foolishness might not have hit them yet, but their future job experiences will be a constant reminder.

Keir Starmer hands ex-Darktrace boss investment minister gig

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Re: She'll fit right in

Well surely, the exact opposite will happen. The less crappier party will eventually realise they need to be as crap as the other party to get a nose in.

Smart TVs are spying on everyone

Rol

Re: Buy a non smart TV - if you can find one

Well, the issue is the TV bit. You're always going to get presented with a smart TV. So stop searching for a 50" TV and search for a 50" monitor. Then plug whatever you want into it.

Dutch cops reveal takedown of 'world's largest dark web market'

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Re: The noose is closing

Everything shows up on someone's radar somewhere, not least those owned by the swathe of intelligence agencies in America, such as NSA.

The issue is - do they risk compromising their covert snooping of everything for a small time bandit and do the local forces have the capacity to act on the tip-off.

There's no point having the greatest snooping tool of all time if you are going to send a spreadsheet with 20 million named UK citizens to Scotland Yard, listing every punishable action they took on the internet. For one, Scotland Yard hasn't the resources to pursue 1% of that, and two, it ends, once and for all, the illusion that the internet offers anonymity even for those actively seeking it, negating the whole point of mass surveillance.

Linus Torvalds declares war on the passive voice

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Re: He's right, of course

I would proffer "me" in the world of self promotional social media videos that labour the "me me" has since been shortened to just "meme"

LinkedIn: If our AI gets something wrong, that's your problem

Rol

Ancient Idiocy recycled?

How like the Tower of Babel has AI become?

The font of all knowledge, but only if you're prepared to spend eternity, raised to the power infinity, proof reading it.

Britain's Ministry of Defence accused of wasting £174M on 'external advice'

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Re: And this is surprising???

For those in the know. the MOD IS running smoothly. Every dodgy deal, every missing million is buried under a mountain of cock-ups and incompetence so devilishly orchestrated that no auditor outside of a mental asylum would take on the task of fathoming who's hands have been in the till.

Thanks for coming to help. No, we can't say why we called – it's classified

Rol

Reminds me of attending a festival on the race course near there. I think some of the security from the place we should not mention were moonlighting as security for the festival, as they were stopping people from leaving the stage venue with their drinks.

Of course their remit was to stop people bringing their own drinks into the venue, but clearly the message put into understandable grunt English was "Do not let anyone pass here with alcohol" which lacked any direction and was left to a very broad interpretation.

Fortunately for us they were not armed with anything more dangerous than a very thick skull, so we shuffled by while quietly explaining to them that the venue doesn't give a damn about us taking drinks out, only drinks in. I don't think they took our advice onboard, but in the face of overwhelming numbers, they had no choice but to back down.

IBM accused of cheating its own executive assistants out of overtime pay

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Re: Land of the Free...

Bullies create bullies.

Most of the world's terrorists and mega maligned despots would never have come into being if America hadn't been actively engaged in overthrowing their democratically elected governments.

Rol

Land of the Free...

...to do as you like, without fear of consequences from those less powerful than yourself.

What a hideous way to exist.

And America has the audacity to insist the rest of the world runs likewise. Or else!!

Please, if some benign space travelling aliens are in the vicinity of our hugely troubled planet, would you please come and take America's toys (weapons) away for good. Then the rest of the world can start putting things right without fear of punishment.

Water worries flood in as chip industry and AI models grow thirstier

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Re: England as well

Actually, they are to blame. When the water companies got privatised they went asset stripping mental. In my locale alone they filled in four reservoirs and sold them for housing development.

Never in the history of my town had we had a hosepipe ban, but that sure changed.

But I strongly agree that shops should stop selling hose pipes LOL

Duo face years in prison over counterfeit iPhone scam

Rol

Reminds me of the Lewinski competition where you could send in a dress stained with the presidents love juice that you had left hanging in your closet for years and get a whopping cash prize. Hundreds of dresses got sent in, but it appears the president had used donor liquid on most of those occasions.

Europe's data protection laws cut data storage by making information-wrangling pricier

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Re: Cloud Multipass proposal

I agree with the principle of personal data being stored in one place, but then you argued the gatekeepers should be the very organisations that have demonstrably abused that data again and again.

It makes a lot more sense that my personal data is stored only on a server located in the UK and I give explicit permissions to others for a range of limited access.

eg. When I open a new bank account I point them at my data. The server contacts me to advise the bank is requesting access to my data, and I give explicit permission for a one time access to x,y,z (proof docs that I am who I say I am, etc) and lifetime access to a,b,c (address, phone number, etc). The bank will never be allowed to store any of that data. It stays on my appointed server, and they access it as and when they need it, to say, email me, or write to me. I therefore have my very own auditable log of who's been accessing my data. And I only need change my details if I move house on that one server. No need to tramp around dozens of organisations updating my details.

Question is. Who in the UK would I trust to look after my details.

CERN seeks €20B to build a bigger, faster, particle accelerator

Rol

Re: My lifetime income is directly proportional to the cost of...

so use the existing gear to spin them up and exit them along the linear track to get them up to speed.

Rol

My lifetime income is directly proportional to the cost of...

...whatever hair brained idea I come with next, so let's go for the most expensive shall we.

You've got to ask why the alternative proposal of a linear track, that would be cheaper and easily expandable, has been rebuffed?

In 30 years time, when the orbital track has proven too small, it will be a 100km diameter track next, whereas the linear proposal would just need a few more lengths added on at the end until the desired velocity is reached.

How Neuraspace aims to clean up orbital clutter with AI

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I mostly agree with you, but there is the potential for some operators to manoeuvre their satellites for a better view, or to plug a recent hole, so anticipating those scenarios might be one of the few reasons for AI to get involved.

Also the "weather mapping" of solar flares seems a fair candidate for AI as well.

US research body sues chip tech company Japan’s government plans to buy

Rol

Yeah I was going to say the same too, but failed right at the last hurdle.

That's not the web you're browsing, Microsoft. That's our data

Rol

MS ready! Apple set! Google go! Queue Arnold! And action!

Remember the bit in Terminator 3 where they hunker down in a nuclear bunker that is splattered with really aged computers safe from the menacing AI that wants to kill them.

Well, get prepping kids, 'cos the only safe computer is the one not connected to the internet, so load up on all the games and stuff you need to see yourself through to retirement and beyond now, and then pull the Lan cable out for good.

Sure, have a kamikaze PC/ phone to keep accessing the internet, but keep that a million miles away from your treasure trove of distractions crucial to your sanity.

Virgin Media comes top of the flops for customer complaints

Rol

Solid connection. Gaseous pricing!

Well. I cannot fault their physical service, as it worked reliably for me for over a decade, but their customer relations was absolutely diabolical. After every interaction with them over renewing contracts, i always had the uncontrollable urge to bathe myself in bleach and pick a fight with knife wielding thugs, just to make myself feel a little bit better and that I wasn't an inconsequential oink.

I wager not one of VM's customers is paying the same as their neighbour for the exact same package. You pay whatever they think they can shake out of you until you kick back.