Given that Japan has had smileys for so long, there will be no need for text speak; I predict it will be either:
INCOMING! *frowny face* *mushroom cloud* *pile of poo*
Or the option for Shibes:
So ronery. Much boom. Wow.
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Browsing Google+ (yes, some people do actually use it!) I find rather a lot of animated GIFs that appear to take up a lot of bandwidth, and also have a habit of autoloading. I always feel that said GIFs are actually larger than the video stream they were built from...
I expect, indeed I will be disappointed by the lack of foresight by the scammers if it doesn't happen, to see a story on El Reg on the 8th talking about evil redirects and fake popups appearing on XP users' computers mimicking the illustrated message box.
I also expect El Reg to publish a bunch of pics of the message box on ATMs, traffic signs, supermarket tills etc, etc.
That's water levels on site, as would have been obvious if you hadn't used "..." to omit that information, and of course, who would be drinking on-site water anyway? Japan's standards for drinking water is 10 becquerels per litre of cesium, lower than most of the rest of the world.
The rest of the world includes South Korea and Japan, both of which are downwind of China, and indeed here in Osaka, Japan today we got our first-ever PM2.5 warning to avoid going out without a mask.
Here's a PM2.5 site - as you can probably guess, red and black markers are not good!
http://pm25.jp/
As is the recording light, the main reason being to prevent upskirt photos and other pervie behaviour.
Funnily enough, a recent survey found that at least one in five smartphone photographers here use silent cameras apps.
http://whatjapanthinks.com/2013/11/25/worryingly-significant-number-of-japanese-use-silent-camera-apps/
...I would bet that when you get to the PC login screen it sends an SMS/IM to your registered phone, which picks this up and switches on your microphone - it's not going to be constantly listening.
Furthermore, it would make sense to also have a configuration option whereby you could also require your phone to be unlocked before the app activates.
"I'm the world's fastest queuer for the iPhone 6, and I've got email in English from Brazilian and UK news sites. Wish me luck as I have to reply..."
It's all a bit slangy, so no wonder Google Translate falls down.
And can I suggest an NSFW tag on his Twitter feed as he is now showing his chocolate willy there.
In Japanese, but relatively easy to understand:
http://www.fmworld.net/fmv/ah_g/1402/spec/
8 GB RAM seems generous, and 4 USB 3.0 ports, 1920x1080 15.6 inch screen, and 10.5 hour battery life.
Keyboard is 18.4mm keypitch and 3.0mm keystroke (travel?)
According to their own web store, with a 10% discount coupon it is a pension-abusing 197,820 yen, or just a tad under 1,200 quid.
Almost all the major air conditioner brands do in fact now have infra-red sensors in them to detect when people look hot or cold. And Sharp's Cocorobo (Roomba-alike) speaks to you and will on command trundle over to the air conditioner to switch it on and off.
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to turn down the aircon. Call that job satisfaction?"
A FaecesBook puppy-fancier commented "I've not used it before but the thought of wiping up with paper covered in butter is a bit off-putting, yet intriguing."
The recollection of stories and rumours from my youth about "butter dogs" (I don't recommend Googling it) popped up on reading that...
...Soft On Demand.
But, Japanese pr0n sites seem stuck in the West's 1990's heydays. Thumbnails (usually DVD covers linking back to said SOD web site), affiliate banners, personal site interlinking, pop-ups, pop-unders, top site rankings, etc, etc, and if you finally manage to find a link to a .torrent that actually works, you end up with a yet another pixellated-fannied schoolgirl who squeaks like a dog chew toy while getting poked by an anonymous pixellated knob.
So a friend tells me anyway.
> It claims officials in Taiji have bribed central government to allow this export trade, which it says pulls in annual sales of over $850m
If we take a high-end wholesale price for tuna of around US$30 per kilo, that would make 28,300 tonnes of dolphin a year. A dolphin can weigh about 500 kg, and assuming it gets sold bones and all, that makes 56,600 dolphins-worth. Taiji catches up to 2,400 dolphins per year, perhaps 13% (probably more) of the nationwide catch, or about 18,500 dolphins. So either they are getting US$100 or more per kilo for tinned dolphuna, or they are Making Shit Up.
Confusing dollars and yen could be possible, of course, to give a figure of $8.5 million, but the only export I would expect would be as a mystery meat in pet food.
Hmm, I cannot really see what market he is trying to tap here, as getting drunk without beer sounds worse that getting a hangover from low-alcohol beers (yes, I do get them!) without having the buzz.
The only two places it might be of use would be in-patient alcoholics and perhaps to keep astronauts happy up in the space station.
On the other hand, if you get the beer goggles effect without the trouser issues, I can see a use if one's partner is a minger...
This fits in with the latest "revelation", and would match the size of these barges and suits the Google image:
A massive Google Glass-enhanced laser tag site.
Throw in some haptic feedback kit from their black projects division, and you could be a good way along to realising the Star Trek Holodeck.
My grotty old netbook was slowly deteriorating with mysterious pauses while various background processes (usually Windows Update check and other MS stuff) whirred away, so I went for CrunchBang Linux, a Debian-based distro with a very minimal UI. Surprisingly almost everything worked, and I've found replacements for all my usual tools - hacking up a GEdit macro or two has actually made my most common task much more efficient - and it's now chugging along faster than my XP+corporate crapware-filled high-end laptop. I suspect upgrading that to Windows 7 will be more painful than my shift to Linux.
Back in the Windows 3 days you could cut and paste OLE-aware objects, which were shapes that had their rendering performed by external apps.
One would hope that the examiner brought this up, so it would be useful to check the file wrapper before jumping to conclusions.
> the Chrome extension changes made (without asking) in March that keep Feedly active even when the browser is closed
Two weeks ago or so they went to an all-native implementation at cloud.feedly.com, so you can, as I have, delete the Chrome extension.
There's still a couple of bugs regarding messages not staying read, but on the whole I'm most satisfied, but if only they'd do SSL...
You say "There are currently only three elevator-equipped structures in the world that top 500 meters"
The Tokyo Skytree is over 500 metres tall (634 metres to be exact) and the lifts take you up to the 350 metre high main deck in a 464.4 metre run, according to Toshiba Elevator's web site. It only takes you 50 seconds to get there, so they do run at a fair, err, nip.
Did they run out of time to tart up the camera icon? You have an old black and white camera (on a gradient background), which takes pictures that you view though some sort of stark psychedelic flower petal thing.
I'm no graphics designer, but there's a lack of unity on that home screen. Abstract art mixed with ye olde cliched camera and mic. And why does the Weather icon only have its gradient from dark to light unlike all the other ones?