* Posts by A Twig

144 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jan 2013

Jaguar Sportbrake: The chicken tikka masala of van-sized posh cars

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Re: UNreliability of turbocharged engines.

Agreed - given that almost all development is centred around superchargers at the moment (hence all these small block high HP engines coming onto the market).

The days of big lazy turbos and large ccs are all but over...

NASA: Mars satellites menaced by speeding SPACE ALIEN

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I love all the comments where autocorrect has turned comet to comment - artists renditions of comments flying through space - very surrealist.

Women, your 'superpower' is ... NOT asking for a raise: Satya Nadella

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Re: re: Not as easy-peasy as it may seem at first.

@Lamont

It isn't that simple - while one employee and another have the same job "on paper" according to HR - I have yet to ever be in a place of work where two people with identical job titles and descriptions have the same responsibilities and levels of effort required to carry them out.

Take a pub for example - two barmen (or barwomen - no gender bias implied). One works two quiet 3 hour afternoon shifts every week. The other works 5 - 11 on a Friday night. The effort, challenges and responsibilities are going to be very different, and the opportunity cost of their leisure time they are giving up is different.

According to your simple example, if they both started at the company at the same time, doing the same hours and are doing a respective "good job" - should they get paid the same?

Adobe spies on reading habits over unencrypted web because your 'privacy is important'

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"While some publishers/distributers charge for 30-days from the date of the download, others follow a metered pricing model and charge for the actual time the book is read."

Whaaaaaa? So in theory they support a pricing model where a book will cost more to people who read more slowly. Wow!

Re-light my diode: Trio of boffins scoop physics Nobel for BLUE LEDs

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Re: Beware of seemingly low-cost gifts

Biggest issue with LEDs as the moment is the circuits that people run them off. Typically the LED products currently on offer benefit from running directly off 12V or 20V DC supplies.

A lot of the issues currently seen is with the cheapy power electronics bunged into the package to make then run off 240V/110V AC - which throws out noise and ultimately goes pop long before the LEDs.

While it would be the correct action, I can't forsee many people dashing to re-wire their house lighting circuits, replacing cheapo twin + earth run straight off the CU with a high quality rectifier/converter and second DC fusebox. Without this you ain't gonna see the 14 year lifetimes.

IRONY ALERT: Former MI6 chief warns of 'mass snooping' - by PAEDOS

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so, tracking "right down to more or less precisely where you are”.

Eh?

I've read that sentence and translated it in 3 different ways

1) I don't really have any figures but TRACKING!

2) The precision of the tracking is variable

3) The long and lat figures the tracker can get are to lots of decimal places, but the person might not actually be there. So it's precise but wrong.

Whichever of the above - Scarlett is still an arsehole...

Range Rover to fit trendy new SUV with FRIKKIN' LASER HUDs

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Re: Call me sceptical

"ex-MoD Wolfs that are pre-1987"

..or not given that the Wolfs by definition are all post 1996 300Tdi

Titenhous (spelling?) was the project that took all the old knackered early 90s and 110s and made them look like the newer Wolfs so the MoD could keep them in service.

Sun of a beach! Java biz founder loses battle to keep his shore private

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Re: Access means access They get beach access, but

Scientists and engineers will grab almost any chance to disagree going, so hardly surprising! :)

BT claims almost-gigabit connections over COPPER WIRE

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Re: I wish they would give me something anywhere near that...

There's a community fibre company round here, I'm supporting it purely for the reasons you state, to suddenly make our village market conditions "better"...

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Re: WHY WHY WHY WHY !!!!!!

I believe his point being that BT still sell ISDN services now...

http://business.bt.com/phone-services/isdn/

Alien gimp gag or cosmic golf ball? NASA tackles question everyone's asking

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But what will happen on the day the music dies?

My TIGHT PANTS made my HUGE iPHONE go all BENDY!

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Joke

You were the sole person who used the belt clip for your Sony-Ericsson A1018 when that came out.

I claim my £5,,,

'Space bubbles' may have helped Taliban down 'copter in bloody Afghanistan battle

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How do you know 100km was to 1sf? Might have been bang on 100?

Or, might be to 2sf, and the actual figure was 101km...

Just saying

Brit telcos warn Scots that voting Yes could lead to hefty bills

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Re: Fascinating to watch as an outsider

Rhodesia - doing wonderfully...

Get your Indian Landfill Android One handsets - they're only SIXTY QUID

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Happy

Re: radio

When they bring out the TMS edition which recieves LW then I'll snap it up!

Drones CAN'T deliver goods ... oh. Air traffic control system backed by NASA, you say?

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Re: Paging the Fat Controller...

@ Hargrove

I have worked briefly in the UAS field and totally agree with your points. I don't think a Quadcopter delivering something to your back garden will be a viable proposition for a long time if ever. However the issues you raise aren't directly what I was talking about, as these refer to issues within the airframe, not the ATC.

In context:

"Proper drones have a lot of collision avoidance etc stuff in them anyway, using SAR/LIDAR/RADAR as part of an array of sensors to give as much situational awareness as possible. So this would deal more with the routing aspects - in the same way that ATC doesn't fly a 747 nowadays, that's the captain's responsibility."

I was merely pointing out that the scope of this UAS ATC system would not extend to collision avoidance with pigeons etc, in the same way that ATC doesn't now. All it will deal with is routing for all UAS in the area. It is up to the individual UAS to be able to fly competently.

Essentially being able to fly a UAS without hitting things is the manufacturers problem, not Airwave's...

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Re: Paging the Fat Controller...

To be fair - nowhere in the article says it will be easy. They are just saying that there needs to be one, and these chaps are going to have a crack at it. If the system cannot cope with the issues you mention then I would suspect that it won't be very successful.

Proper drones have a lot of collision avoidance etc stuff in them anyway, using SAR/LIDAR/RADAR as part of an array of sensors to give as much situational awareness as possible. So this would deal more with the routing aspects - in the same way that ATC doesn't fly a 747 nowadays, that's the captain's responsibility.

In summary, air pilots and captains can talk to the meatbags at the ATC via radio links to convey the relevant info to avoid collisions with other aircraft, get wind data etc. This is looking at an M2M version of your traditional ATC to deal with the fact that the pilot is a processor, not a person. It also doesn't rule out human operators for the ground based routing system.

Personally I'm surprised that this is the only company we've heard of trying to do this, as the UAS sector will be screaming for this capability in ~5 years time.

Scottish independence: Will it really TEAR the HEART from IT firms?

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Re: Can't Scotland expel England from UK?

It would, but the Union part is generally a polite way of saying "beaten the shit out of militarily at some point in the past and taken over but you put up a good fight so you can keep your name. Oh, and after a few decades we'll stop butchering the populace and maybe allow you to re-start some of your old cultural customs and re-claim your identity."

So for better or worse, it does all come back to the monarchy, who sit in England.

Before the angry down voters commence - the above is a deliberately jaundiced and tongue in cheek view of history which is not my own :P

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Re: Sod the IT arguments

I am really starting to regret casting my vote in the last UK General Election for a party that included an independence referendum for Scotland in its manifesto. What was I thinking?

Hold on... NONE OF THE PARTIES HAD THIS IN THEIR MANIFESTO. So much for democracy.

<sarcasm>

Quite right, I'm still bitter over the fact we let India get away with it, the blighters. How dare we not get a say in the running of a country that we took by force years beforehand. And now they have the nerve to be good at cricket as well...

</sarcasm>

Found inside ISIS terror chap's laptop: CELINE DION tunes

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Re: Celine Dion tunes?

Ya would not steal a car....

Oh, but you'd go and blow yourself up in a crowded market square? Ah.. Right... As you were...

Video: Dyson unveils robotic tank that hoovers while you're out

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What we all want to know is: Can it deal with stairs?

PHABBA-DABBA-DOO! Samsung Galaxy Note 4, Edge, Gear VR – feast your eyes

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The point of the article was that the design actually suits lefties, who hold the phone in their right hand (thus still being able to access the right hand controls with their thumb) and operate the pen with their left.

Right handers will either have to write left handed, or hold the phone in their left hand, making it harder to use the edge based controls.

Britain's housing crisis: What are we going to do about it?

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Re: you forgot interest rates

Foreign property investment was a problem in South Africa - government simply announced a law saying that any profit made from investment in property was not allowed to leave the country.

Funnily enough, foreign property investment dropped right off. Yes there will always be ways around such things, but the sentiment itself was enough to severely dampen the foreign investment market.

It did screw over a fair few who had emigrated and were renting their houses, but then most of those that I know still had family etc in SA, so just spent the trapped money on their "returning home" holidays.

Five Totally Believable Things Car Makers Must Do To Thwart Hackers

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Re: God luck hacking my wagon...

A squaddie can roll anything... as evidenced by the many photos on this page (scroll down for the better ones):

http://www.nmbva.co.uk/REME%20photos.htm

No more turning over a USB thing, then turning it over again to plug it in: Reversible socket ready for lift off

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Re: 100 watts?

Rather than charge in with a downvote, I'm curious as to what makes you think "DC power to watts has a multiplier of 2"?

Are you getting confused with RMS (root 2) AC power?

Ancient pager tech SMS: It works, it's fab, but wow, get a load of that incoming SPAM

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Just wanted to say - cracking answer, clearly put - have an upvote :)

Lawsuit claims SpaceX laid off hundreds without proper notice, pay

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Re: There is long term vision .

I believe from the article - "up to 60 days" payment.

Similar to broadband speeds then?

Fiat Panda Cross: 'Interesting-looking' Multipla spawn hits UK

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"it's shorter and narrower than a MINI"

So is a Land Rover Defender 90 - MINIs ain't really a good bench mark for small car size...

Minor quibble aside that looks a pretty capable 4x4 for the money, a lot cheaper than your usual "City Adventurer" suspects (LR, Jeep etc). The video of its performance was surprisingly impressive.

Only issue I can see is if it really is big enough and hard wearing enough to dump all your wet/heavy/grubby kit in without worrying about scratches/stains/smells etc. Do the back seats fold flat to give a bigger loadspace?

FREE PARTY for TEN lucky Australian Reg readers

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WANTED: Ten commentards from Oz

To attend a party because

While talking in verse

Vultures tend to get worse

And so the last bit of their limericks never rhyme...

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There once was a man from Harrow,

Who tried to have sex with a sparrow

The sparrow said, "No

It simply won't go

'Cos the hole in my arse is too narrow".

YES, iPhones ARE getting slower with each new release of iOS

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Precisely - my frustration with the limited amount of economics I studied was the focus on maximisation rather than "enough", and rationality with a total lack of account for FIF - Fuck It Factor.

In the taxi example - if the weather is horrible it isn't as nice to be driving. So once the cash is made for the day - "The weather's shit, it's cold, I want to go home. I've got my £xx for the day, fuck it, that's enough."

We need a new field (apathonomics?) which can accurately take into account that lots of people are happy with "enough" / want the easiest way. And if then a subset can be developed that can also account for the FIF, such as getting blind drunk one Tuesday evening, and winding up buying an expensive and knackered old car off ebay at 3am (inefficient price, low utility etc), then we would be getting somewhere.

Robot cars to hit Blighty in 2015

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I can't wait for driverless cars.

I love driving and restore the occasional old car for fun. On the weekends I enjoy a drive out in the countryside, and equally enjoy a jaunty cross continent driving holiday.

But the majority of my driving (roughly 80% per year) is my commute. Which I hate. I'm invariably tired while doing it. On the way in I'm un-interested because I'm going somewhere I don't want to go. On the way home I'm probably not driving as safely as I should because I'm in a hurry to get home. All of which means that my commute is when I'm most likely to have an accident thus the risks are at their highest for the majority of my driving time.

Multiply that by the however many million people in a similar boat across the country, and the possibility for safer roads and less congestion must be huge - which in my opinion can only be a good thing?

Just TWO climate committee MPs contradict IPCC: The two with SCIENCE degrees

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Re: @dkjd Medical doctor (GP) not a scientist?

My understanding was - when a Doctor completes their initial education, they have the Bachelor of Medicine or Bachelor of Surgery degrees. They can then go out to be a GP or whatever. They can then go on to get further education - usually done while working - to become an MD.

If they decide to specialise, doing Research to cure cancer etc via a PhD program, they have to renounce the Doctor title in the medical sense, as they are no longer a general Doctor, they aren't keeping up to date in the wide field of general medicine - hence why if you are really screwed illness wise, you suddenly start meeting very highly paid specialist consultants with the title Mr...

To further muddy the waters though, there are a lot of surgeons who as members of the RCS are referred to as Mr...

Short version, if you're in hospital, and you suddenly start being seen by medical professionals who aren't surgeons but are being called Mr, you're probably very ill...

Apple fanbois SCREAM as update BRICKS their Macbook Airs

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Re: @ JEDIDIAH -- Learn the First Rule of Computer Science

As per Douglas Adams - "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

All those new '5G standards'? Here's the science they rely on

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Re: Software Defined Radios will be part of all this...

Agreed, what's sold as SDR now is effectively a hybrid, with a good chunk of the "work" done in the software domain, but still a good few hardware components (switched band pass filters etc).

True SDR (where the receiving antenna is just dumping everything into a software package via an ADC and the converse for the transmitter) will require some serious computing heft and a bloody good ADC / DAC (very high rate and accuracy). The technology isn't anywhere near there yet.

Barclays Bank counter staff to become iPad-toting 'community bankers'

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Re: "Investment banking != retail banking... yawn..."

Nice try - unfortunately using a retail bank division to cover losses of an investment banking division is illegal under the Banking Reform Act...

What is actually happening is that with the ring-fencing of retail operations, retail banks now have to be more profitable on their own - a quick way to do that is cost reduction, which is much more likely to be the reason for this shift to automation, redundancies & more branch closures...

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Re: We have to pay our fines somehow....

Investment banking != retail banking... yawn...

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Re: Radical ideas

Barclays now open on Saturdays and Bank Holidays - just saying as a now much happier customer who got sick of RBS' 9:30 - 4:30 routine

Google Nest, ARM, Samsung pull out Thread to strangle ZigBee

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Fair point - thanks for a good answer

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I really don't get the IoT Home Automation thing - this isn't just a "it doesn't suit my lifestyle so it's rubbish" - I've gone through as many scenarios I can think of and I can't find a good argument for using it.

Unlike the small electric cars thing, where it is currently clearly unsuitable for long distance or rural drivers, but there's a good case for having one in a city, I just cannot think of a situation where this home automation is useful. There may possibly be some limited application in mobility restricted markets but other than that I'm struggling.

I don't see how controlling lights/heating/door locks(!?) remotely via an app offers anything significantly better than the current methods of control? With PIR light switches you can be pretty efficient, with a zoned heating system and a decent controller you can make your heating pretty good, and what is wrong with a physical key (or pin pad) as an entry system?

Honest question - have I missed something?

Huge FOUR-winged dino SPREAD LEGS to KILL – scientists

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Are they sure that the mega bird wasn't just the skeletons of a big bird, and some bits of a smaller different bird that the big one had been eating at the time when it died?

Wouldn't be the first time...

Can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of PUREST ... BLACK?

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Coat

Finally, I've found the perfect material for my bedroom curtains, roll on Saturday morning lie ins!

How much for a few square yards of the stuff then?

Nearest Icon I could find to closing curtains...

LOHAN seeks stirring motto for spaceplane mission patch

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Re: Sound advice for a scary mission

My Latin is very rusty, but perhaps better parsed as:

Si non operando est, cum malleo percute.

Definitely agree with the sentiment and idea though, upvote ahoy!

LG unfurls flexible SEE-THROUGH 18-inch display

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OLED wallpaper is one of the concepts floating around at the moment. Then you can have as big or small a screen on your wall as you want. When you aren't watching it it's either transparent so you see the colour behind, or you use it to change the colours of your living room at will.

Watch: DARPA shows off first successful test of STEERABLE bullet

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Re: Non-coms ?

Also "non-coms" as in non-combatants, not non-commissioned officers...

F1? No, it's Formula E as electric racing cars hit the track

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Re: Thank you Formula E

Dependant on the rate and efficiency of the wireless charging, they could have an F Zero X style charging lane on the main straight, so drivers have to weigh up the pros and cons of losing some speed on the main straight against the ability to go a couple of laps further?

Trying to judge if they can make one more lap and maintain their position.

That'd be awesome seeing the carnage as some drivers on their last few millivolts desperately trying to eke it around the final corner and dive onto the charging zone, while others diving across to the outside to try and overtake them.

Apple OS X Yosemite 4 TIMES more popular than Mavericks

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Windows

They will have to prise Snow Leopard out of my cold dead "holding it wrong" fingers...

For me just the right mix of point & click simpleness for day to day, but with the useful stuff (including Rosetta!) not too far under the hood for when it's required.

But then I'm still on Ubuntu Gutsy Gibbon, so what do I know...

Say goodbye to the noughties: Yesterday’s hi-fi biz is BUSTED, bro

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Coat

Re: Old Skool FTW

Yeah, Go NADS!

Sorry...

Facebook scuttles 250k-strong crypto-currency botnet

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Holmes

"which we fed into transaltion engines"

I can't decide if this is a clever pun on the general inaccuracy of translation engines or a typo...

Teensy card skimmers found in gullets of ATMs

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*dum de dum de da*

"reported one style of skimmer that used audio waves to transmit captured card details"

What does it do, wait until you've walked away and then start singing your card details to anyone passing by?

Oh wait, on re-reading, it needs decoding apparently, so maybe it just nonchalantly whistles the details in Morse code when it detects no-one is nearby?

All joking aside I'm actually quite intrigued! How does this work?