* Posts by Frankee Llonnygog

1433 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Dec 2012

Denmark BANNED from viewing UK furniture website in copyright spat

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Re: Two words...

I'll have you know Babs regularly used to give me piggy-backs down to the off-licence when we needed to top up on gin, Vimto and Capstan full-strength. Of course she was stronger, back in the day, when she was still combining the singing with the part-time hod-carrying. And, she was still a bloke then...

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Re: Two words...

The Danes don't want me to sit on on Barbara Streisand?

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Thanks Danes

I hadn't heard of Voga.com. I'm off to look for some furniture

Sony Pictures hit by 'fightback on filesharers' DDoS claims – report

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DDoS?

Yeah, that'll work against BitTorrent

Car-crash IT: HUGE write-off for Universal Credit - PAC

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Re: Pretty good @AC re Entitled?

It's true that, under the Basic Income system, people might raise a few bastards to gain some hundreds more quid in welfare income. Compare that to now, where you assemble several thousand bastards, call the conglomeration a consultancy, then syphon off hundreds of millions in welfare income.

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Car crash?

Rather understated. Once you get into hundreds of £millions, surely it's a bit bigger than a car crash?

This is more like running the Toyota assembly line directly into a rail-gun and targeting the output from Nissan dropping onto a giant trampoline.

Only less useful...

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Re: Pretty good for public sector IT

Careful with that common sense - are you trying to bankrupt the IT industry?

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Re: So they've saved £2 billion by putting 18,000 people on the system?

They've saved nothing. That's notional future savings. The real sunk costs have already swallowed more than that.

In a nutshell, we've blown the budget on a busted system, but look at all this lovely pie in the sky.

At what point will Ian Duncan Smith be publicly hung, drawn and quartered for his disastrous mismanagement?

US Navy's LASER CANNON WARSHIP: USS Ponce sent to Gulf

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Re: EMP?

Albatross?

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Nobody has answered the important question

Does it go, 'pew-pew, pew-pew-pew'?

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Re: It was named after the explorer Juan Ponce de León

So, Juan was the ponce. Who was Leon?

Cloud Printing from a Chromebook: We try it out on 8 inkjet all-in-ones

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Re: Why do people need colour inkjets still?

If you have kids who print homework in colour, it's actually more cost effective to just give the teacher a £20 note

So, does anyone in UK.gov actually know what G-Cloud is for? Apparently not

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Assurance should be crowd sourced

Bong!

Assange's WikiLeaks: Give generously this Xmas – for statue of our dear leader

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Suggestion

We should be allowed to contribute to specific body parts. The size of each part in the finished sculpture will be related to the amount contributed.

Google+ to offer 'infinite' gender identity options

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Re: Big Deal

Google advertisers will love it. More demographics to target

Creating more harmony around end user computing

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IT departments put security above all other concerns

Job security, that is.

Brit boffins debunk 'magnetic field and cancer' link

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Re: Eliminating 'their best guess for a candidate' doesn't prove no cause/effect

Alternative theory - being a nutter causes cancer

Uber? Worth $40 BEEELLION? Hey, actually, hold on ...

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Unanswered question

With the advent of driver-less white vans - will the Union Jack industry go out of business?

EU law bods: New eCall crash system WON'T TRACK YOU. Really

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Re: Lies, Lies and Politicians

Perhaps it can - if the road passing over the motorway is pointing in a different direction to the motorway ...

Must diarise: UK.gov Verify ID system will 'definitely' work by 2016

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An OJEU procurement signed up five ID providers for Phase 1

Phase 1 being the couple of years during which the project was in whatever state of 'ware is less substantial than vapour. Dark-matter-ware?

Guy Kawasaki's guide to social media, Hanif Kureishi's cash crash catharsis and more

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Re: Does anyone have a solution?

Get a waterproof device. Or retrain as an espresso machine.

Misty-eyed Ray Ozzie celebrates 25th birthday of Lotus Notes by tweeting about it ...

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Notes - great idea

Shame about the execution

How HAPPY am I on a scale of 1 to 10? Where do I click PISSED OFF?

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Re: If you want a genuine mood-gathering system

And that's why they don't ask someone with the aforesaid qualities. How then would you get the right answers when asking the turkeys if they're in favour of extended human families gathering once a year for a slap-up meal?

Feast your eyes: 10 'fortysomething' smart TVs

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Re: Dumb TV please

I thought everyone knew - David Attenborough faked that

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Re: I don't trust any device

That made me laugh so hard, my ferret popped out

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Dumb TV please

I already have smart boxes to plug in - with halfway decent UIs

Blast-off! Boat free launch at last. Orion heads for space

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Re: @Johnr Stupid slam on the Tea Party

I'm willing to bet that he agreed to be paid in metric US dollars

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Re: Typo

I always wondered why a certain brand of vacuum has a smiley face on the front ...

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Re: Fahrenheit

Missed an opportunity to measure fuel in hogsheads (and consumption in hogsheads per league)

VCs say Uber is worth $41bn... but don't worry, we're not in a bubble

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I think I've met this VC

Is his name Fuckitty McBonkers?

UK.gov dumps another £40m into unpopular SME broadband scheme

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Make money avaialable

But count on not having to actually spend it. How? Make the scheme available, but only where it isn't needed.

Something can be seen to be done, without actually having to actually do something. Result!

Is EU right to expand 'right to be forgotten' to Google.com?

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All Worstall articles, ever - the Digested Read

Q: Should Government do X?

A: No

Microsoft hikes support charges by NINETY TWO PER CENT

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That's true only if you have disabled

Windows Auto-Upfuck

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Really?

We get dozens of incidents free with every copy of Windows.

Give nerds their own PRIVATE TRAIN CARRIAGES, say boffins

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Definitely make Luton a hub

Preferably for the intergalactic invasion fleet of the giant vampire cockroaches. House prices are cheap there, so it'll be very cost-effective for laying their egg-clusters

Evernote aims at corporate market with new chat feature

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Re: Drafts folder set up to synchronise

With a normal sync interval, that'd be like chatting to someone on Mars (or Virgin broadband)

Apple denied 'App Store' trademark by Australian court

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Re: Deja vu

Have you ever tried recalling an unleashed lawyer? If you cut off the money supply, they sue, and that way lies recursion. It's easier to just initiate the destruct sequence.

Man asks internet for $1k for pebbles. INTERNET SAYS YES

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Ice cubes are the devil's testicles

And whisky stones are Beelzebub's bollocks

Device fingerprinting tech: It's not a cookie, but 'cookie' rules apply

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Re: to protect your money!

Sorry, you're wrong - I could say more but that would give the game away.

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Re: to protect your money!

You loaned it to us, and we pay you interest (that's a clue as to what sort of site we are)

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oh great!

So now we can look forward to the ICO making all us law abiding folk put another stupid message on our websites. Meanwhile, the baddies continue to flout the law and the ICO does nothing, because they are shit-scared of taking on web giants who can afford more and better lawyers.

There's nothing wrong with cookies, Flash objects, etc. If you need to use them to make a web app work, fine. Our website uses device tracking to step up security when we detect abnormal usage - to protect your money!

These stupid laws and guidelines penalise the people using cookies in the legitimate way they were intended to be used. Meanwhile, the cowboys carry on storing your inside leg measurement and sexual preferences with impunity, even though all you did was click on an ad for a shed.

To paraphrase the NRA, cookies don't track people, Google does!

Sony Pictures struggles as staff details, salaries and films leaked

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Salaries are the most confidential data

The one thing most HR departments don't want you to know is how much they pay themselves

Apple patents NEVERSMASH iPHONE for fumbling fondlers

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Re: Oddball weights

Hmm, gyroscopes. Anyone remember Eric Laithwaite?

Sinclair is back with the Spectrum Vega ... just as rubbish as the ZX

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Keyboard ideal for typing:

R FFS

Still, Kudos for naming it after the singer from Suicide.

Brits to teach Norks hacks about 'multimedia websites'. 5% of DPRK is in for a TREAT

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Or, they could just read the documentation

recently acquired from Sony

Bought an iPhone 6 Plus? Odds are you've binned the iPad

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I'd complain about reprinting a press release for Pocket but

I really like Pocket. And Feedly

Did North Korean hackers nobble Sony Pictures?

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What a pity

I hear the attack disrupted production on The Dear Leader Saves Stuart Little from the Imperialist Running Dogs

Under the Iron Sea: YES, tech and science could SAVE the planet

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Re: Iron is not enough

I am not a chemist, as I will now make clear...

Ferrous Sulphate isn't iron only. What happens to the sulphur?

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Masala omelette

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Re: When you're older

Yum - huevos rancheros!

Jacking up firearms fees will cost SMEs £3.5 MILLION. Thanks, Plod

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3.5 million?

Odd coincidence. That's the same as the number of fucks about this that I will not be giving over the same period.