* Posts by Cipher

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European Commission decides it won't have a science advisor after Greenpeace pressure

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Re: Let's hope not

Greenpeace is, via backchannels, promoting Grand Inquisitor Vincenzo Maculani to head the new Science Committee...

Philae healthier: Proud ESA shows off first comet surface pic

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Alien

Re: Of couser...

How long before "face on mars" type theories start making the rounds?

Somewhere a wingnut is udating his Photoshop/Gimp...

Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title

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We by Yevgeny Zamyatin

Animal Farm by George Orwell

Anthem by Ayn Rand

Is your kid ADDICTED to web porn? Twitter? Hint: Don't blame the internet

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DAY ZERO, and COUNTING: EVIL 'UNICORN' all-Windows vuln - are YOU patched?

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Re: Hopeless...

What percentage of Windows users run their machines with elevated rights, i.e. admin acounts, 24/7/365? How much damage is done by a mentality that cannot cope with having to manually elevate rights when needed, say a couple of times a day at most?

These are the same folks who, when trying Linux on, bemoan the fact in forums that the *nix distro they are using doesn't boot to root automatically. Or the *buntu sudo model which has enough holes in it one could drive a fleet of tractor trailers thru it...

The problem is not in our OSes, rather it is in ourselves..

Groupon flees from army of angry GNOMES: Trademark bid for 'Gnome' tab scrapped

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Coat

Re: You need random names like XKCD now

" I suggest Durian - as it stinks so much; to quote wikipedia"

The article is about Gnome, not systemd, please stay on topic.

Oh wait...

Patch Windows boxes NOW – unless you want to be owned by a web page or network packet

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FAIL

Re: EMET

And people say Linux requires a lot of attention...

FCC to Obama on net neutrality: We work for CONGRESS, SIR, not YOU

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Dear Obama, FCC, Congress

Leave the internet the fuck alone.

Thank you,

Your boss

Firefox decade: Microsoft's IE humbled by a dogged upstart. Native next?

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Re: Wishful thinking, as always

IE is the number 1 browser used to download better browsers.

Home Depot: Someone's WEAK-ASS password SECURITY led to breach

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This is why cash...

...is a good option in many cases. Or a pre-paid debit card for more expenive items, limit what these idiot retailers know about you, limit their (and therefore the crooks) access to your details.

The Imitation Game: Bringing Alan Turing's classified life to light

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His death?

Officially suicide, murder by the conspiracy theorists.

Maybe an accident, the man was known to experiment with odd things, cyanide included...

Suicide or Accident

Me give you $14 squillion gadziddly-dillion

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Pint

My Dear Mr. Dabbs,

I cannot begin to tell you how happy I was to stumble upon your prose this morning, quite a welcome break from the tedious work of Executor to the Estates of Famous Publishers. As Senior Partner for Distributions here at the firm of Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe I was quite, and happily so I might add, surprised to see your name in the byline.

As it happens I have been trying to resolve a matter involving 44 Million dollars from the estate of the late Mr. Damien Shylock, late of Shylock and Shuster, Publishers Ltd.

It seems he left you the entire bulk of his estate in his will. Please send me the details of the bank you wish to have this princely sum deposited to via an unencrypted email as soon as posible and I can have the funds transferred forthwith.

I shall need all your various bank details to include account numbers, PINs, credit/debit card numbers, all passwords associated with these accounts, and the brand of laundry detergent you currently use.

Looking forward to hearing from you, just hit Reply To...

Verizon set to pay $64 MEEELLION for overbilling customers

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Re: Not a problem...

" They will just raise current rates to pay for it."

Exactly.

Which is why increasing corporate taxes is also ineffective, the tax increase is passed on to the consumer. Coporate taxes serve the purpose of an additional tax mechanism to drain the consumer, much like state lotteries are a tax for people who don't understand math very well...

Brazil greenlights $200m internet cable to Europe in bid to outfox NSA

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Re: Another reason it might be pointless

" And moving everybody away from Microsoft spyware to linux"

Systemd, aka Lindows, will soon make that option moot for most. Slackware/*bsd/minix are the rebel base now, but I fear the PoetteringBorg will assimilate all soon enough...

I hear the Linux registry is moving along nicely...

Apple CEO Tim Cook: My well-known gayness is 'a gift from God'

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Re: 2014 and

Haku:

Exactly. You are expected to voice a negative so you can be properly labled a "hater" or express your approval to demonstrate you are "enlightened."

Reminds me of when Ellsworth Toohey confronts Howard Roark and says, "Mr. Roark, we're alone here. Why don't you tell me what you think of me?" To which Roark replies, "But I don’t think of you" This type of response confounds them no end...

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Re: Welcome to the 1950's

Homophobic? I don't think the majority of the world is afraid of gays, it is possible they don't like 'em tho...

Dislike/hate != fear

Me? I couldn't give a Siberian Snake Shit about his sexuality, make good kit and I'll buy it.

More Microsoft staffers shown the door in Round 3 of job cuts

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Re: No R&D?

So? The OP said they had "No" R&D.

6 billion dollars may be less than MS, but hardly chump change...

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Facepalm

No R&D?

"OK, Apple have never had an R&D department, true."

Really? 6 billion in R&D is not real R&D?

Men who sleep with lots of women lessen risk of prostate cancer

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Coat

Re: Does it follow

" Yeah... But it makes you blind..."

Just do it 'till you need glasses...

IT JOB OUTSOURCING: Will it ever END?

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FAIL

Re: After last week...

John Sanders:

Undefined parameter, does not parse...

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Pint

After last week...

...wherein attacks and attempts to pigeonhole your politics played out in the " About that self-professed rational liberalism" thread, you deftly pivoted this week with a " plutocratic bloodsucking capitalist bastards" reference or two...

Well played Mr. Worstall, well played...

Yes, Virginia, there IS a W3C HTML5 standard – as of now, that is

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Re: After 10 years of waiting

Another 10 years before Flash is dead?

FBI impersonated newspaper to finger school bomb threat suspect

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Maybe now...

...the Seattle Times, and all media outlets, will start really hammering government abuse of power and stop soft balling it when an administration they agree with is in power. Secret Courts, privacy abuses, hell all government abuse of power hurts real people regardless of whatever ideaology they advance.

Go after ALL of them!

Canonical rolls out home-grown Ubuntu OpenStack distro

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Re: I want to hear it straight from the (dead) horse's mouth.

This is the core reason for systemd: One Linux to rule them all and make the Year of the Linux Desktop a reality. Make RH the defacto standard, with little shit coders like Poettring acting the false prophet.

Linux will never rule the desktop, it will be for us geeks, never for Joe Sixpack. The dominance in embedded sytems, servers and the like may crash with the introduction of this Lindows that systemd is migrating to. Why have a Windows wannabe when you can have real Windows? Systemd *is* Embrace, Extend, Extinguish whether Red Hat/Debian see it or not.

FFS, now Gimp will depend on systemd... I predict a Linux registry to manage all the binary globs in a year or so...

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Can we get this Without...

...systemd?

HUGE SHARK as big as a WWII SUBMARINE died out, allowing whales to exist

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WTF?

Re: Correlation does not prove causation.

I just did an admittedly quick read on "Optimal Linear Estimation" and came away with the faint odor of Snake Oil. Phrases such as "equivalence and duality concepts for the solution of several related problems in adaptive filtering, estimation, and control." and "These features are generally absent in most prior treatments, ostensibly on the grounds that they are too abstract and complicated. It is the authors' hope that these misconceptions will be dispell..."

Another thing I find a tad amazing is that there are, apparently, at least 10,000 guesses as to Megladon's extinction.

Boffins snap first pics of hot white dwarf nova bursting out of its shell

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FAIL

Re: I'm sure the pictures are very interesting...

Here's how it should work:

1) Scientist gets funding to do Science from NSF or other sources

2) Writes up paper

3) Since the taxpayers have paid for this, it is provided free to the public!

Enough of this publication scam, where ultimately the taxpayer pays again, and then a third time to actually read the work. Surely the NSF can publish results of results themselves or just put it online...

Painfully trendy: Someone just spent $200k on ebola.com

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Re: wow

He's lost a lot of weight...

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Coat

Re: Just checking

ebola.org, more authoritative sounding, is available tho...

SHOW ME THE MONEY! Ballmer on Amazon: 'They're not a real biz, they make NO cash'

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Re: Can't believe that I agree with Balmer

AC wrote " But Mr Balmer also thinks that Apple is crap"

He didn't say he agreed with *everything* Balmer sez...

Whisper. Explain this 'questionable' behavior – senior US senator

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FAIL

Heyward

You've been caught out in some unethical and likely illegal activity.

This story isn't going away, admit it, change it now while you still have a profit center...

In the next four weeks, 100 people will decide the future of the web

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Happy

Re: And on November 28th....

Showing yor age Marsden

Adobe spies on readers: EVERY DRM page turn leaked to base over SSL

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Re: What other ebook reader? Will it read your already purchased e-book?

I read epubs with Firefox's addon, epubreader. Works offline.

There are several options for Windows - Stanza, Calibre come to mind...

I use FBReader on my Linux machines.

RUMPY PUMPY: Bone says humans BONED Neanderthals 50,000 years B.C.

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" I bet it was that "Jack-the-Lad" Neanderthal type, throwing the bone up into the air and humming some proto-Straussian ditty."

Rather a member of Clan Troggs singing "Wild Thing... IThink I Love You..."

It's Big, it's Blue... it's simply FABLESS! IBM's chip-free future

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Krugman...

...has gone from being a Keynesian fanboi to Nobel Laureate to comedian. Or is that laughing stock?

Krugman is a funnyman now

NSA approves Samsung Knox for use by TOP SECRET g-men

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Re: Won't somebody think of the children

1. The consumer version will be different.

2. Maybe approval was contingent on a backdoor they can activate. Not only for targets, but their own, who may wish to blow whistles...

UNIX greybeards threaten Debian fork over systemd plan

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FAIL

Re: So fork, then

You probably liked Poettering's Pulse Audio as well, correct? How many years did it take good coders to fix that clusterfuck?

ISPs handbagged: BLOCK knock-off sites, rules beak

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Re: An arms-race that will never end

Ahem... We, the consumers, *are* the collateral damage...

Microsoft to enter the STRUGGLE of the HUMAN WRIST

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Coat

Total ThermoWristial War!

In a little noted personnel move, Microsoft has hired Dick Tracy...

The 'fun-nification' of computer education – good idea?

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Possible end result?

Poettering's Pulse Audio? Something good coders will spend years fixing?

Because, systemd...

'LulzSec leader Aush0k' found to be naughty boy not worthy of jail

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Big Brother

5 Eyes, PRISM nab...

...Script Kiddie social engineer defacing website?

I know many will sleep sounder tonight knowing this menace has been brought to justice.

EU Competition chief: So what if I didn't tame Google? You're all 'irrational' anyway

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Big Brother

New take on an old saw...

Privacy invasions doth never prosper: what's the cause? Why if they prosper, none dare call them bad laws.

Apologies to Harrington...

Space exploration is just so lame. New apps are mankind's future

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+1 for badges

Are you a gun owner? Let us in OR ELSE, say Blighty's top cops

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FAIL

Re: Democracy? Republic? Where?

What? You're kidding, right?

In the US, for now, the police need a warrant to come inside a dwelling they are not invited into.

Safety inspections of gun owners? No way, with so many private gun transactions they don't even know who we all are.

I had no idea life was so repressive in England...

'George Orwell was an optimist. Show me a search history, I'll show you a perv or a crook'

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Re: Why does Microsoft want people to stop talking about Windows?

Desperation born of frustration I think.

After the market reaction to Windows 8, the Emperor no longer wishes his new clothes discussed...

Weekend reads: Neil Young and Brian Cox ponder cars and universe (in that order)

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One out of three ain't bad...

The Human Universe sounds like a must read book to me, and I shall.

Neil Young? Love his music, don't care to read his take on life or cars.

Frey? If this had been a true original idea, maybe, but given his past willfull lying, no thanks.

Excellent reviews by Strongman and Diston!

French 'terror law' declares WAR on the INTERNET itself, say digi-rights folks

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Re: Definitions needed

" So, I repeat again, who or what defines terrorism?"

Are you challenging the Almighty State comrade?

Maybe some time in Re-Education Camp?

What? Withdrawing your question are you? Good comrade, very good...

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Coat

Re: Who defines terrorist ?

And we all recall French War Victories

Careless Whisper? Anonymous messaging app accused of stalking users, blabbing to Feds

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Big Brother

I think the code snippet tells the tale: If they're lying about the 500 meters, which seems apparent, then any other denials they make are more than a bit suspect.

Another benefit of Mr. Snowden's revelations - everything is being examined, no one is trusted...

FBI boss: We don't want a backdoor, we want the front door to phones

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FAIL

Comey:

Doubtless you're getting an executive summary of this and other internet discussions of your bullshit.

You *are* scare mongering in your quest for a totalitarian state. Phone taps solved ONE kidnapping?

Now there's justification for massive data slurping...

And by the way, how did those Boston Bombers slip right past you, even with advance warning? What? They didn't discuss their plans on the phone?

You sir are either an idiot or a New World Order thug...

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