* Posts by Shrimpling

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Fantastic fantasy four-way fling – and family-friendly fun

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Re: I really did love Skyrim...

The Elder Scrolls should be a single player game.

I'm glad Skyrim didn't have multiplayer and am a little disappointed that Bethesda decided to release an Elder Scrolls game with a monthly fee. I hope it doesn't fail and prevent us getting a proper Elder Scrolls 6.

Happy Birthday Tetris: It's flipping 30

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Tetris Watch

I had one of the Tetris Watches... My Mum had an East German pen pal and had purchased it as a Christmas Gift for their children.

My Dad pointed out sending them something with "From Russia with Love" printed on the packaging in December 89 probably wouldn't go down so well and I ended up with it!

Marc Andreessen: Edward Snowden is a 'textbook traitor'

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I'm going to stop using Netscape Navigator... that will show him!

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

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Re: hung/hanged

I would rather be well hung than well hanged.

Google to plonk tentacles on 'unwired' world with $1bn launch of 180-satellite fleet

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LEO

The article states: "Like Iridium, the Google network will use Low Earth Orbit satellites – as distinct from the Inmarsat network which uses geostationary satellites."

SPB's mountaintop HQ menaced by wolves

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Re: Wolves may be preferable to the hunt...

Its probably far too late to prosecute now but you have a claim under Dogs (Protection of Livestock) Act 1953 http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Eliz2/1-2/28

For the purposes of this Act worrying livestock means—

(a)attacking livestock, or

(b)chasing livestock in such a way as may reasonably be expected to cause injury or suffering to the livestock or, in the case of females, abortion, or loss of or diminution in their produce.

(c)being at large (that is to say not on a lead or otherwise under close control) in a field or enclosure in which there are sheep

There is a clause that c doesn't apply to packs of hounds but sections a and b still apply to them.

100% driverless Wonka-wagon toy cars? Oh Google, you're having a laugh

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Re: Things I would like to see

Having experienced the roads in India that is another place I would like to see the Google cars trying to drive.

Do they have a microphone to listen for the honking of horns from other cars?

ProDesk colour 3D printer's secret: It gives hot models great head

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I'm trying to think of a way we could order one for the office... Unfortunately I can't find an excuse for why the Web department would need one!

MH370 'pings' dismissed as false positives

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Re: Easier than doing real journalism

Haven't all the news media got bored of MH370 and forgotten about it? This is the first article I have seen for ages.

It's Google's no-wheel car. OMG... there aren't any BRAKES

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Re: you don't routinely service an alternator.

You don't routinely service an alternator... you just hit it with a hammer if it stops working.

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Re: So what happens...

Everybody gets a day off work.

Tesla's top secret gigafactories: Lithium to power world's vehicles? Let's do the sums

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Platinum

Isn't Musk planning to mine an Asteroid for its Platinum?

Did NASA probe detect a KILLER GAMMA-RAY burst in Andromeda?

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NASA have changed their mind

http://gcn.gsfc.nasa.gov/gcn3/16336.gcn3

Apparently it wasn't a GRB

Authorities swoop on illicit Wolverhampton SPAM FARM

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Re: Can we apply this to printed bollocks as well as electronic bollocks?

At least its available in your area... There is no Virgin Media Cable installed in my town, the nearest is approx 2 or 3 miles away but I still get the flyers.

Philips lobs patent sueball at Nintendo in US: Seeks to BAN Wii U

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Joke

Watch Sales rocket in the short term

Telling somebody they can't have something is a surefire way to ensure they want it.

Nintendo might even sell 10 Wii U consoles this week.

Drone 'hacked' to take out triathlete

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Re: England quite often get to the final or the semi final on their own

No they don't...

In the World Cup and European Championships they have got to the final once and to the Semi Finals 4 times in total (including the time they reached the final).

We generally cock it up well before the semi finals.

Back off, Siri! Microsoft debuts Halo beauty Cortana

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Re: "Cortana is powered by Bing,"

You are selling Holly short... his IQ was 6000.

Brit game devs WILL get tax relief for, er, EastEnders Game and Legend of Slough

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Re: grand theft auto -Lambeth?

GTA London 1969 is the best game in the series... A modern remake would get my vote.

The Reg's guide to cursing in Mongolian

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Members of Ireland's premier diving club will be disappointed to find out they are banned.

Does Apple's iOS 7 make you physically SICK? Try swallowing version 7.1

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Re: Better than Android then?

"I have yet to meet anybody who can type faster on their fancy custom Android keyboard than I can on my iPhone, and a fair number of people have tried"

I have yet to see anybody who can type faster on any touch screen phone that I can on my old Sony Ericsson P1i's physical keyboard. Unfortunately the phone manufacturers don't make anything with a keyboard like that any more.

RSA booked TV's Stephen Colbert to give the final speech. This is what happened next

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Re: Obama vs Bush

In the words of The Who:

Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss

Google Glass: Reg man tests tech specs

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Re: Solid day of use?

Glasses are much smaller than an Android phone... One thing I don't know is if the battery is contained within the Glass unit or if you need to carry a separate battery pack?

If the battery is contained within glass I see no reason to assume it will last all day without charging, especially if you are using bluetooth.

Worlds that could support LIFE found among 715 new planets

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Fermi Paradox

Although I want N to be a Non Zero number you do have to wonder "Where is everybody?"

Prez Obama cyber-guru: Think your data is safe in an EU cloud? The NSA will raid your servers

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Re: Them's fightin' words

"a US accent is no longer certain to produce a positive reaction - most try to hide it now."

You mean it did produce a positive reaction before? Wow!

Pirate Bay becomes 'Research Bay' for three days

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Re: Eh

You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet....

Nokia launches Android range: X marks the growing low-cost spot

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Re: But, but..

"I'm half-convinced that Titanfall is what'll sell the XBone"

Except it is for sale on the 360 so hasn't sold me on getting a XB One

Yes! New company smartphones! ... But I don't WANT one

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Re: "Apple has to be the first smartphone manufacturer anyone considers."

Well I've never needed any service because my device works correctly, I've never had to search forums for an intermittent error code because I've never had an issue like that and I wouldn't describe my phone as tacky plastic.

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"Apple has to be the first smartphone manufacturer anyone considers."

Apple is always the last manufacturer of anything I would consider.

BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?

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Seal being broken

The seal being broken and the 7 trumpets is a reference to the bible, specifically from the Book of Revelation Chapter 8.

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Re: "He used my access to make you a domain admin?!"

He should always lock it, if only to prevent the PFY changing his wallpaper to something Pornographic.

Rookie mistake from the BOFH.

Vertical take-off and laughing: Space Harrier

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3DS

I've been eyeing up the new 3D version available on the Nintendo eStore for a few weeks trying to decide if it is worth buying...

Has anybody played this version yet and is it worth it?

Hell is other people ... Thousands play same Pokemon game on TV. Mayhem ensues

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Re: Catch em all

And a Time machine to go back in time to get Mew from an event.

Wii got it WRONG: How do you solve a problem like Nintendo?

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Re: It's not surprising it failed

Android and iOS games are not an answer to Nintendo's problem...

Imagine a Pokemon game released for one of the phone OS's. You would either need to spend hours searching for Pokeballs or spend your hard cash to buy some.

Alternatively they would sell it at the normal retail price and everybody would moan that it was too expensive for a phone game.

Tinfoil hats proven useless by eleven-year mobe radiation study

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Big Brother

Tin Foil Hats

Tin Foil Hats aren't for protecting yourself from mobile phone radiation, they are for stopping the Government spying on you with Mind Rays.

Do they still work for the original purpose?

Friends don't do tech support for friends running Windows XP

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I am the only person working in IT who doesn't do tech support for their friends?

I always tell them I make websites for a living... if they want help with their website I will see what I can do but I can't help them with their rubbish laptop.

Luckily none of them have ever taken me up on the offer of helping with a website!

Gamers in a flap as Vietnamese dev pulls Flappy Bird

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I won't miss flappy birds

I uninstalled it... stupid game.

Is modern life possible without a smartphone?

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Re: Why?

My 2001 VW Golf has a similar gallon of Oil life...

I should really get somebody to look into that!

El Reg BuzzFelch: 10 Electrical Connectors You CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!

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I thought these articles were supposed to have 1 image per page so you maximize the advert views?

Japanese quantum boffins 'may have the key to TELEPORTATION'

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Re: Sod Teleportation

Why use the Joke Alert icon?

I really want a hoverboard... some of the self tying shoes and the self drying coat would be good too.

They had better be quick inventing these things, they only have 1 year left.

Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

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Re: I wanted to go.

If you want to see Colossus go to the Computing Museum... its probably more interesting than the rest of Bletchley Park for a Reg reader and costs £5 to get in rather than £15. Or if you just want to see Colossus and not the rest of the Museum it only costs £2.

Is Google building SKYNET? Ad kingpin buys AI firm DeepMind

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Re: ROTM

I used to love the ROTM articles... It was always one of the first categories I checked when visiting the site.

I suppose in defence of its removal there are only so many "I, for one, welcome" comments you could read.

Facebook will LOSE 80% of its users by 2017 – epidemiological study

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You would be surprised how many non-tech literate people go to facebook by double clicking the big blue "e" then typing facebook into the search box that opens on their homepage.

They do this because the first person who showed them the internet showed them this way and they never learnt any better.

Brit boffin tests LETTUCE as wire for future computers

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Re: Werner McGoole

Its a shame I can only upvote you once... here have a beer!

ESA rejoices as comet-chasing Rosetta probe wakes from 3-year nap

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Its been in space for 10 years so was paid for pre-austerity.

Boffins find ALIEN WORLD orbiting the Sun's LONG LOST TWIN

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Re: Call me Mr Sceptical

Hello Mr Sceptical.

It would be great to travel to these far off solar systems but I think we should sort out human travel around our own solar system first before we start trying to get to other ones.

Even 'Your computer has a virus' cold-call gits are migrating off XP

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They seem to have stopped calling me

I used to enjoy the sport of seeing how long can I keep them on the phone by not mentioning my laptop is running Linux.

30 minutes is my record.

Woman whipped gun from vagina in SPACE ALIEN spat, reports Officer Zook

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Re: Fanny Like a Hippo's Yawn

Like waving a sausage in a cave?

I've seen the future of car radio - and DAB isn't in it

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I don't understand why you would want to pay a monthly fee for this when you have been able to plug in your Generic MP3 player via a simple cable or connect it via bluetooth with any decent car radio for a while now.

Curiosity gets an OS upgrade, plans new round of selfies

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Lego Curiosity

Well I know what I am spending my Christmas Money on now!

Asteroid-hunting beauty AWAKENS, takes cheeky snaps of neighbours

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Re: Capture and relocate?

Why have they got a table booked at Millyway's?

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