* Posts by drand

191 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Nov 2012

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Microsoft total recalls Recall totally to Copilot+ PCs

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Re: Fucking shit

Welcome to the club.

Users hated a new app – maybe so much they filed a fake support call

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Why not make a reason for a call-out?

I would have thought that on a construction site it would be all too easy for the computers to have an accident...

Is Washington losing its grip on crypto, or is it a calculated pivot to digital dominance?

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Re: "Crypto"

Agree, although we do now have the 'mee-cro-wah-vey' to disambiguate thanks to Nigella.

After three weeks of night shifts, very tired techie broke the UK’s phone network

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Ditto

Working long shifts without breaks will results in bad things sooner or later - I recently read the public inquiry report on the Clapham Junction rail disaster, and one poor guy pulling overtime (like they all did) changing signal relays was a substantial part of the causal chain.

One third of adults can't delete device data

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Re: Data deletion 101

Genuinely curious, why a moderate hammer rather than, say, a 16oz claw or a lump?

Unless you have a bigger ball peen hammer than I?

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Mushroom

Re: Workstations, laptops.....

(4) Thermite. A great back-yard experiment in those dull days between Christmas and the new year. Especially for young people who seem to do very little practical science in schools now (grumble).

Security? We've heard of it: How Microsoft plans to better defend Windows

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Re: Has Microsoft fired its marketting department

Marketing isles is a great idea! Preferably somewhere volcanic, with deadly wildlife, and surrounded by sharks.

AI PCs: 'Something will have to give in 2025, and I think it's pricing'

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Must be bad

For vendors to be unable to offload this shit onto businesses with a track record of wasting money on shiny tat end-users don't actually need, these AI PCs must really be something else.

Airbus A380 flew for 300 hours with metre-long tool left inside engine

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Re: Mansearching

Not exclusive to men either. I can report my teenage daughters suffer from the same affliction.

Public Wi-Fi operator investigating cyberattack at UK's busiest train stations

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Re: Insider job

Attacker or a future instalment of Who, me?

GenAI spending bubble? Definitely 'maybe' says ServiceNow

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C-suite bollcocks

Generative AI is a toy. Resist when the idiots try to foist it upon you.

AI investment & company valuations are in a bubble. Invest in it and make a decent gain, but get out before it all turns to shit.

A nice cup of tea rewired the datacenter and got things working again

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Coffee/keyboard

I hope he didn't bring his tea into the datacentre!

Also is el Reg doing a site traffic census today. Mentioning tea, coffee, beer or bacon sandwiches is a sure-fire way to bloat the comments!

Brit teachers are getting AI sidekicks to help with marking and lesson plans

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Bullshit

This is clearly bullshit in several senses. Firstly, it's government AI-washing an existing scheme or bucket of money in the hope of gaining favourable PR - and shame on them pulling that kind of fuckwit stunt. Secondly if this money goes further than making a few well-off multinationals even more well-off I'll be astounded. And thirdly if it does produce any kind of AI assistance it will do more harm than good, for reasons we all know.

Thankfully, in my experience as a parent and school governor, headteachers and teachers tend to be fairly sane when it comes to seeing through nonsense and prefer an evidence-based approach to adopting planning schemes rather than jumping on the shiny bandwagon.

CrowdStrike file update bricks Windows machines around the world

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Well, it's all about being disruptive nowadays, innit?

Microsoft's Recall should be celebrated as the savior of SMEs and scourge of CEOs

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Re: What happened to ask the user?

...but you _do_ have to turn the bars left to turn right...

Council claims database pain forced it to drop apostrophes from street names

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Not even the worst crime against St. Mary

A few years ago round my way a road sign appeared giving direction to St Mary,s Hospital. My complaints were not acknowledged, but it was eventually corrected.

What if Microsoft had given us Windows XP 2024?

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The cost may be astronomical, but then so are the marketing budgets and revenues. Sadly. I don't know why they do it but someone, somewhere will be convinced it makes more money than doing it sensibly.

Everyone wants better web search – is Perplexity's AI the answer?

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Re: AI not needed in search

This exactly. I would go so far as to say Google search results were very good for a time (probably longer ago than I think it was). But we all know the problem: search is now a vector for shovelling ads down our throats and scraping data; unless and until this changes - which it won't - then no amount of AI or anything else thrown at it will help the ultimate search outcome for regular users.

Bank's datacenter died after travelling back in time to 1970

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Re: Priorities

As my dad was fond of saying - "you can help by staying out of the way".

Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

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Goodbye

"In the future, data obtained and accumulated from both ICE and electric models will be utilized to understand the needs of customers based on the data of how those motorcycle models are being used," predicted Honda.

Engine, wheels, petrol tank, seat, handlebars. Piss off with the rest of it.

Remembering the time Windows accidentally sent Poland to the bottom of the sea

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Rose-tinted spectacles

So even in the good old days, Windows testing & QA was still shit.

Atlassian buys 'asynchronous video' outfit Loom for almost $1 billion

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How much?!

A beelion USD or AUD? Either way, fair play to this guy for making such an enormous amount of money. I wish I'd though of it, but I don't know whether I would have had the nerve to inflict such fuckwittery on JIRA users even for that much cash.

Attackers accessed UK military data through high-security fencing firm's Windows 7 rig

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No Cyber Essentials?

No Government contracts for you!

How did they get themselves in this mess?

Want tunes with that? India-made POS terminal includes a speaker

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Re: Testing

..and this is an 'icle'. What's your point?

[credit to a commentard on an OnCall (?) thread a couple of weeks ago, you know who you are]

Windows screensaver left broadcast techie all at sea

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Re: huh?

It translates as:

And yea, on that fateful day, the Almighty didst bestow upon the Ark many virgin Windowes computers; and Merrill was alone, forsaken by his brethren, who had wandered into the hold where he did maketh moving images of the sheep and the goats, and was cast overboard for his sin.

Or something.

Nobody does DR tests to survive lightning striking twice

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Re: At least you fixed the problem.

Amazingstoke we called it, with a skip full of sarcasm. Eurgh.

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

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To apply a misquotation

BofH: "I spent most of my money on lager and onion bhajis. The rest I just squandered."

AI is going to eat itself: Experiment shows people training bots are using bots

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Devil

Garbage in...

It's like the machine learning version of the Human Centipede (NSFW, if you don't know). Neither ends well.

That old box of tech junk you should probably throw out saves a warehouse

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Re: My Mantra*

True. The guy I took over from, proper electrical engineer, used to say "If you haven't got three, you haven't got any." Turns out I'm still filtering out what's really useful from his stash, as he decided to keep at least six of everything, even when the kit it was intended for had been in storage for ten years 'just in case'...

Elizabeth Holmes is going to prison – with a $500m bill

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If the court decides reasonably that the criminal is not a threat to others in that two weeks, and is motivated to sort their affairs out, then it's fair enough. There will be plenty of cases where the dependents of the criminal would be even more screwed over by their behaviour if it were straight to the slammer; hopefully a little time would give innocent relatives, children, spouses a chance to get their shit together.

Electric two-wheelers are set to scoot past EVs in road race

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Please keep this shit away from motorbikes

Modern cars care almost undriveable thanks to awful HMI (looking at you Golf mk8), the assist systems are not up to scratch, and they reset all your settings when there's a software update (VAG again). Bikes nowadays are coming with more and more gadgets they don't need. Just stop it. I don't want to be 'connected' on the bike.

It's not really about navigation, or even about improving the riding experience, it's about collecting data and making money.

The world of work is broken and it's Microsoft's fault

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NO

The report is hopefully subtitled "Will AI Fix Work?" - Betteridge's Law of Headlines applies.

The statistics presented, that more time is spent communicating than creating, imply that communicating is less valuable. This is patently not true - how productive are a million monkeys with typewriters?

Of course Russia's ex-space boss doubts US set foot on the Moon

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Trollface

Maybe it's the same reason Russia had competent armed forces capable of defeating the Nazi menace in 1945, but they can't do it now.

How prompt injection attacks hijack today's top-end AI – and it's tough to fix

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Meh

Some clever people have made made some beautifully constructed, convincing origami houses. Then some cretins have come along and started shouting that the origami houses are the future and we must all live in one. Now we are not surprised to find out that some joker has walked through the wall of our paper house and stolen our stuff. We don't need a more secure paper house, we need to stop using them for purposes to which they are unsuited.

If this is a terrible analogy, it's not mine it's ChatGPTs.

Twitter users complain 'private' Circle posts aren't

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Re: Can Twitter just die already?

He now just needs to paint over the 'ter' and he'll be bob on.

Cruise emits software fix after self-driving car slams into bus

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Re: Unique error

Exactly this - If your algorithms can't keep the vehicle further away from the thing in front than the distance it takes to stop, then it shouldn't be allowed on the road; this is the standard expected of human drivers [1].

What if someone was crossing the road behind the bus? Would that be another unique situation. I would like to see autonomous vehicle operators held to a standard where this kind of fuck-up is subject to some weight of criminal responsibility if they can not show reasonably practicable measures undertaken by competent persons to assure others' road safety. Yes I am grumpy this morning.

[1]: At least when they pass their test. Many will drift out of cal over time.

The most bizarre online replacement items in your delivered shopping?

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This is why I now go to the shops.

Stupid substitutions. Packing the cat litter on top of the bread and the bananas in with the raw fish. Arriving early for a delivery slot and being shitty that I'm not in. Not delivering part of the order and refusing to come back and deliver it. Quibbling about refunds for damaged or out of date items. Making a fuss about me checking everything against the delivery note to ensure that the previous two things have not reoccurred. I know not everyone has the option or will to go round supermarkets, and it isn't without its own issues, but for me it's a lot less stress.

Attackers hit Bitcoin ATMs to steal $1.5 million in crypto cash

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Re: So...

...but it has blockchain! How can it fail?

Student satellite demonstrates drag sail to de-orbit old hardware

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Re: Sputnik-like CubeSat?

Just like square sweets that look round!

Musk: Tesla's doing great. I mean, have you seen my Twitter follower count?

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Temper your Cybertruck expectations better than its windows

Bravo, a pun worthy of the old Reg.

(Yes that is a back-handed compliment)

European telco body looks into terahertz for future 6G comms

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Re: 6G

But you'll never find a Nessie an a zoo.

Look like Bane, spend like Batman with Dyson's $949 headphones

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Dyson peaked with the Ballbarrow

Since then he's devoted his time to becoming a poundshop Steve Jobs and I can't stand him.

Boeing swipes at Starlink as it finishes two internet slinging satellites

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Coat

It's lonely up there in MEO...

BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers

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Re: Industry Leaders

Fox? More like a stoned badger.

Twitter engineer calls out Elon Musk for technical BS in unusual career move

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Headmaster

That's much more betterer.

Multi-factor auth fatigue is real – and it's why you may be in the headlines next

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Pint

A clock on a fridge?!

I have never seen such a thing. On a microwave that has a seven-seg display anyway, yes, but a fridge no. Why? And why does it bother me so much? Time for the pub...

UK comms regulator rings death knell for fax machines

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Re: Faxing is often better

There is (maybe even more than one) electronic system in England & Wales for exactly this purpose.

A friend of mine who has recently left pharmacy was constantly frustrated by the inability of general practice to use these systems properly or even at all. And then there were the pharmacy managers who wouldn't hear anything about these newfangled ways of doing things and were left stuck in the dark ages. In the end we all pay the price for this kind of silliness as poor public service.

Is it a bird? Is it Microsoft Office? No, it's Onlyoffice: Version 7.2 released

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Re: Ribbon

Totally agree, I find it hateful, but I suspect it's a play for MS refugees - the more similar the UI, the less organisations have to worry about retraining and supporting users if they do take the plunge away from Word.

Emissions-slashing hybrid trains to hit tracks in Europe

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Japanese manufacturer Hitachi Rail and Italy's Trenitalia have unveiled a triple hybrid locomotive that they claim halves carbon emission compared with the trains they replace.

The "Blues train" is suitable to carry passengers throughout the European network and is powered by a combination of batteries, electric cable, and diesel engines.

OK, snarky comments...

Hybrid trains have been around for ages, diesel/electric and electric/electric. If it uses three sources of power, then it's a double hybrid, not a triple. Also, if one of those is electric cable, they're going to need a lot of extension reels.

Though seriously this (switching to battery within locality of stations and urban areas) is long overdue, and I've often wondered why it isn't already happening. Though it's not a surprise given the quality of the UK's rolling stock and infrastructure compared with elsewhere in western Europe I've experienced.

p.s. I miss the sound of the Paxman Valentas spooling up from cold and whistling by, when I were a lad.

Microsoft Outlook sends users back to 1930 with (very) mini-Millennium-Bug glitch

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Re: Off topic but...

I like your rant but I think the poster is referring to the 'What are the biggest tech-related initiatives impacting your organisation right now?' inline panel that appears at the bottom of every article, whether you've answered it or not.

Maybe it gets blocked by certain ad/tracker blockers, but I get it here at work.

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