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Scot NHS trust probes access to medical records of 9-year-old girl after man arrested on suspicion of murder

Valeyard

just idiots at this point

every time. every time there's someone in the news the cops and medical personnel get nosey or even worse are looking for something to sell out to the press

They've had training, they know they're audited because they're told about it, it's not hidden as a trap and they've seen the same regular occurrences of people getting caught for this as we all do

and they still do it

An off-grid AI sounds like a great survival assistant, but is better left to roleplaying the zombie apocalypse

Valeyard

not to be that guy but the coffee thing was worse than people trivialise it as. 3rd degree burns that required skin grafts. the warning was a legal cop out to shift blame and gloss over that the coffee was far too hot to consume by design and mcdonalds had already scalded hundreds of people due to it before the court case

don't side with the corporations, they'd burn you just as fast if it saved a buck on refills: https://www.poolelg.com/blog/the-truth-behind-the-mcdonald-s-hot-coffee-case-.cfm

Chinese router vendor denies its firmware contains backdoors – but pauses downloads to fix security issues anyway

Valeyard

Re: Switch it off, then on again

I'm fairly sure China is not considered a friendly country when it comes to cyber

OpenMandriva's accused repo wrecker says it wasn't sabotage – it was a message

Valeyard

He threw a hissy fit and he's trying to rationalise childish behaviour, hasn't a leg to stand on

Cyberattack threatens utterly critical infrastructure in Japan: KFC

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what's it called when you do the opposite of sabotage to a country, is this foreign aid?

AI slop writing has taken over the internet, particularly LinkedIn and X

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fair. thank you for calling me out on that! I will endeavour to shape my responses in pragraphs from here on out something something smoking gun nuclear option

Tech divorce from Walmart cost Brit retail giant Asda £1.22B

Valeyard

Re: I'm just a humble engineer

{I pretended to be a humble engineer for most of my working life. Then I retired and now I am a proper humble engineer working on big bits of kit called Steam Locos.

Do tell, I'm not a train guy but I've walked past the big sheds in darlo train museum and been curious how just what the projects in there building these things involves

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not bad, got off pretty lightly, better than I expected compared to pretty much EVERY OTHER TIME ANYONE TRIES THIS

GitHub cuts short offer to burn repos on CD after mockery ensues

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If it's a joke then collecting people's personal information was probably a step too far for their legal team

David Potter, the man who put Psion in the palm of your hand, logs off at 82

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still use mine!

writing stories during work lunchtime, balance the monthly budget on the spreadsheet program, setting up a todo list

End of era as the BBC switches off Radio 4 Long Wave service

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Re: They have been threatening to close FM for ages.

they squeezed far too much into far too small bandwidth for DAB.

I can hear FM anywhere within the miles and miles of range and the cheapest tat hardware

for Dab and dab+ I have to be in a perfectly flat space with no buildings, hills or trees or it sounds like some sort of white noise simulator set to "aggressive bubbles"

it's fucking awful

Ex-Huntress analyst claims company insider fed info to a ransomware crim. Social media drama ensues

Valeyard

Re: "radical transparency"

I think radical transparency is when you do it on a skateboard wearing sunglasses

Rockstar Games faces full hearing over alleged union busting

Valeyard

games industry and trying to circumvent working directives and employment laws

name a better couple

Commodore gets into the phone biz with Sailfish-powered retro 'Callback'

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If your idea of progress is deleting half the apps on your phone, Callback may be for you.

ironically the two nokia dumbphones i got came with trial versions of games preinstalled that can't be removed. absolutely annoying as hell.

I'm very interested in this if it's pure

the addition of whatsapp video calling is actually insanely cool, usually on the nokia etc ones if whatsapp is included it's either DOA or deprecated due to the api changes

Feds freaked over Fable 5 after simple 'fix this code' prompt, not jailbreak, says researcher

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Re: T-Shirt Model

the model is the researcher in question

Amazon owns up to using 2.5bn gallons of H2O in its bit barns last year

Valeyard

no one's convinced

Netflix wiz creates app to slash AI bills, then open sources it

Valeyard

valuable contribution

Valeyard

you're getting very angry at an idea that no one suggested but you

Carnival confirms ShinyHunters cruised off with 6M customer records after April breach

Valeyard

Re: Thanks, I’ll add that to my super long list

The deceased have to be pretty high up there when it comes to the number of identity theft victims

Valeyard

"The company failed to reach an agreement with us despite our incredible patience," ShinyHunters wrote on its data leak site, adding: "They don't care."

they refused to engage with bellends more like

Steam Deck prices go through the roof as Valve blames component shortages

Valeyard

> gives all amounts in $

Thanks this gives me no information

Iran slowly reconnects to the global internet

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Scottish referendum hype gonna return then

The Virtual OS Museum opens its doors

Valeyard

ah GEOS

come to me my friend

Google is cannibalizing the web to feed AI

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"make you click monetized links"

only the Google ones. if you have content that gets clickthrough payments the AI is stealing your content but you're not getting any credit for it as the user isn't even visiting your site anymore half the time, they're all acting from the AI overview

US Army goes green-ish, wants soldiers munching on plant proteins

Valeyard

Re: Changing tastes in Blighty

Now it's beans. Beans in everything.

Legend has it only the Gurkhas bothered to fill out the feedback forms and they love beans so now you get only beans

NASA's bid to save Swift from fiery death passes another hurdle

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Is this the Martian 2 with Taylor Swift

Anthropic's super-scary bug hunting model Mythos is shaping up to be a nothingburger

Valeyard

Re: "nothingburger"

Don't tell me what to do

Valeyard

"nothingburger"

I hate these yank slangwords. what is a "nothingburger" other than an annoying and unnecessary word that should go back to reddit where it belongs

Medical data of 500k Biobank volunteers listed for sale on Alibaba, UK minister reveals

Valeyard

Re: It already is in the wrong hands

if it's not used for the purpose it was intended then it's already in the wrong hands without commenters having to blindly interpret the intentions of the party involved

Zephyr Energy loses £700K in cyber hit that rerouted contractor payment

Valeyard

"highly sophisticated", usually boils down to "had my password and changed the account details" or "the fake invoice they sent had the right logo and EVERYTHING"

Valeyard

The article isn't very informative from a tech standpoint.

Ok they won't say how it's done but it's then mentioned it's a familiar scenario so some examples of how it has happened in the past would have been more relevant than simply saying "aaaaand it's gone"

'People's Panel' to check if UK wants controversial Digital ID will cost £630K

Valeyard

Re: Buy way into Irelands

Is it?

I'd only ever heard it on Father Ted but not on the wild. Just the usual (far superior) frigging or flipping

One in seven Americans are ready for an AI boss, but they might not trust it

Valeyard

One in seven Americans are ready for an AI boss

then one is seven Americans deserve an AI boss...

We know what day it is but these Raspberry Pi price hikes are no joke

Valeyard

Love my pis. still use a few of the original lineup and a zero w, but everything since and in between has been too much

Lloyds app glitch turned transactions into shared experience for 447k users

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Re: "a flaw in how the updated API handled simultaneous requests"

They will agree with everything, not daring to challenge.

The dangerous thing is that this is exactly how Indian QAs act, which makes them worse than pointless since you think something has been checked

1K+ cloud environments infected following Trivy supply chain attack

Valeyard

In the words of Chris Morris

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen

Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo

Valeyard

many a lap was ran on the deck if you committed the cardinal sin of raising the flag upside down!

Universal £7,500 payout offered to PSNI staff over major data breach

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oof. as a catholic who's secretly in the army reserves, having my name and address out there would mean not only upending my own life but probably several of my close relatives having to consider doing the same. £7500...

NS&I's IT car crash considers cutting legacy links to stop the bleeding

Valeyard

Re: What do they actually do with all this money?

The usual suspects line up like piglets to suckle at that government teat

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Ns&i

The absolute irony of this article and those sums for no return being associated with the words "NATIONAL SAVINGS AND INVESTMENTS"

Meta to pour the GDP of Kenya into AI infrastructure push in 2026

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new users!

Well they need some bots to pretend to be users to try and reclaim some relevancy

I can pretty much pinpoint facebook's collapse to reordering timelines away from chronological, and since then they blew the other foot right off with the metaverse, forever a monument to Zuck's Folly

Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble

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Re: not a time for sneaky revenge

you're right, which is why Direct intervention is only one option of being an Active bystander which was mentioned in my post, you can take your pick among the rest, all of which are better and more productive options than "nothing"

Valeyard

not a time for sneaky revenge

When a new kid who can't stand up for himself is subject to raised voices that's when one of the old guard (who knows too much about how the legacy stuff works to ever upset) traditionally steps in and calmly throws his weight around, liberally invoking manager names and HR meetings.

Preferably during the event so the kid can see this isn't acceptable before he jumps ship for a new job and the bullies are caught redhanded

Active bystander 101

Your smart TV is watching you and nobody's stopping it

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Re: "all this is old news"

my TV is 13 years old now and I've wondered how I'll ever replace it.

There are sites I came across that gather together the current new dumb TVs and I can only imagine this news (And of course the likes of Samsung sending ads if you change the volume...) will only make that more of a popular thing people look for

pearOS is a Linux that falls rather close to the Apple tree

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Ironic when I prefer to use a Mac for work due to being able to live in the unixlike terminal

The explorer for example is incredibly awful and it's easier to do file copy or move operations by command line, let alone something as simple as changing the current location in an address bar

Why are commercial modern OSes unable to do something perfected back in the days of windows 95

Faith in the internet is fading among young Brits

Valeyard

Re: The kids are alright

it could be said a moderate amount of asbestos to breathe is "none" rather than "a little bit"

but of course you couldn't post your amazing comment then

Valeyard

The kids are alright

The internet is fine, as a series of useful resources which are searchable. It's a tool to be picked up, consulted then put down again and it's amazing for that.

For idling on and anything social media, not so much

Same with beer, pick it up now and then for a chat then leave it and go, amazing. Drinking for 6 hours a day every day while you ignore your family, again not so much.

everything in moderation

BBC tapped to stop Britain being baffled by AI

Valeyard

Re: Trust

Yeah it might've been better if it hadn't porported to be based on the watch series, but they took that piece of crap knock-off handbag and slapped the Gucci label on all the same so the whole thing still makes me bitter

They can do fantasy, before twitter directed BBC policy Gormenghast was great

Sorry, but your glitchy connection might have cost you that job

Valeyard

Re: Connection "Problems"

Yeah it gets to the point where you contact them at 9am and maybe get a reply before EOD if you're lucky. I'm not their manager but I was certain it wasn't gonna happen when I hire

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had a guy reschedule his interview 3 times as he "lives in the sticks and has a really dodgy connection a few days at a time"

after working with team members who are in maybe 1 daily meeting per week due to connection issues, I had enough annoyance built up to say sorry mate but you're applying for a remote role here

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