* Posts by grumpy-old-person

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Everyone cites that 'bugs are 100x more expensive to fix in production' research, but the study might not even exist

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Re: Fixing things long after they have gone live

Cheep?

Chicken-feed!

Elon Musk hits the brakes on taking Bitcoin for Tesla purchases

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Killing the planet

It may not mean much but the Bitcoin mining DOES have an impact on us - and worse, on the next generations

'Biggest data grab' in NHS history stuffs GP records in a central store for 'research' – and the time to opt out is now

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Why does ANYONE need to know this?

Just more government data slurping while it (government) is incapable of delivering useful services (anywhere, not just UK!)

US declares emergency after ransomware shuts oil pipeline that pumps 100 million gallons a day

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Cybersecurity?

How is it so easy for the 'bad guys' to access ANYTHING, let alone critical infrastructure?

When software depends on a project thanklessly maintained by a random guy in Nebraska, is open source sustainable?

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Why pick on open source when commercial software is so bad?

Open source may be somewhat weak, but how is it the companies with thousands of employees have software that is like Swiss cheese?

Ransomware victim Colonial Pipeline paid $5m to get oil pumping again, restored from backups anyway – report

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How do they get in in the first place?

Starlink creates risk of internet investment doom cycle, says APNIC researcher

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Re: Utter cobblers

It is inevitable that as the number of users of a finite resource increases the performance degrades.

The obvious solution is to upgrade the resource - relatively easy to do with fibre, not so easy to do with terrestrial wireless, very difficult/costly to do with LEO satellites.

Cluttering up near Earth unregulated/unmanaged space with more and more satellites has many other serious (bad) consequences.

Making more money or doing something just because it is possible is not a good enough reason!

Severe bug in Libgcrypt – used by GPG and others – is a whole heap of trouble, prompts patch scramble

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Re: Well......

I am always surprised that nobody ever criticises the hardware.

There were many projects that came up with hardware designs that made it impossible to have a buffer overflow - and much else besides. Capabilities, for example - and to those who point out their problems may I point out that capabilities are WAY better than what we use now.

Unfortunately 40 years ago the hardware simply was too slow to implement much of this stuff.

Now we have the equivalent of a Morris Minor with a V10 engine - goes like hell but is unstable even in a straight line, generally corners dangerously and braking is just an afterthought that causes heart stoppages.

Today's tech giants won't be as naive as I was in DoJ dealings, says former Microsoft chief Bill Gates

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Success?

I'm CERTAIN there are more than 3 people who don't see the M$ 'thing' as a success :)

Yes, it's down again: Microsoft's Office 365 takes yet another mid-week tumble, Azure also unwell

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Re: Exchange is bad news...

Commissioning a new head office there were problems with M$ software and people were flown out from the UK.

Quite soon the network (installed and well tested) was blamed for the inability of Exchange to work.

When asked how the M$ people were connecting to the servers the reply was 'network' - simply told the M$ cretin that the network did NOT discriminate traffic and that M$ should extract their digits.

M$ eventually found the problem/s.

Microsoft lends Windows on Arm a hand with emulation layer to finally run 64-bit x86 apps at last

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Re: X86 ain't dead yet

You could make cores that can run both x86 and ARM code, depending on the mode the OS switched it in to.

Like Burroughs did decades ago?

Personal data from Experian on 40% of South Africa's population has been bundled onto a file-sharing website

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Re: The $64,000 question

This happened in South Africa where the ANC government just increased the state debt by taking a huge loan for COVID-19 purposes that was immediately gobbled by the corruption that has brought the country to the brink of disaster.

Why would anyone expect that there is the moral will to stop this?

When a deleted primary device file only takes 20 mins out of your maintenance window, but a whole year off your lifespan

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Re: Seems like a proper who, me

Many years ago when I was still young I travelled from Johannesburg to Windhoek to upgrade the operating system on an ICL SYSTEM 4, taking THREE copies of the necessary stuff on 9-track magnetic tapes.

The mainframe could not read ANY of them!

Eventually got a colleague to plead with a passenger about to board a Windhoek flight to nurse a removable disk pack (quite large in those days!) as hand luggage which I very gratefully accepted from hm on his arrival in Windhoek.

Seems that the 'skew tape' used to align the heads on the tape drives was not well - but simply remedying this with a 'valid' skew tape was not an option as many years of the site's tapes would have become unreadable!

UN warns of global e-waste wave as amount of gadgets dumped jumps 21% in 5 years

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Re: Or...

Old laptops and desktops can still be VERY useful using an appropriate Linux distribution installed.

Hoarding old stuff which can be used by someone else with limited financial resources when their kit fails makes perfect sense to me (but I get mumbles from my wife from time to time!)

We have Huawei to make the internet more secure: Dump TCP/IP to make folks safer says Chinese mobe slinger

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Re: ipv6 is broken and something is needed to properly superseded ipv4

The US government and military of the day had probably asked for something,but I bet that NOBODY had an inkling as to what would eventually emerge as the Internet!

An amazing feat of design that needed only a few tweaks to make it not only "usable" but eminently so!

The distributed nature of the design enabled it to scale so far past the original expectations that it is almost miraculous.

As for devices like firewalls one can view them as a choice of the end user, like having a wall around your property or not - not a part of the Internet per se and will probably be required until the last crook has disappeared from the planet!

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Or South Africa

The 'State of Disaster' declared here was surely never intended to allow the police and military to assault and kill - nobody seems to explain how this contains the spread of a virus!

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Rise of the Stupid Network

The Internet (previously ARPANET, previously ...) works well because it is "stupid" and the "clever" bits are the endpoints.

Change the endpoints as much as you like and the network will still (mostly) deliver the packets used to carry the data.

Putting "clever" bits into the network itself will simply produce problems that are avoidable.

See this old paper https://www.hyperorg.com/misc/stupidnet.html

Any proposal by any government to enable control will end in tears!

AMD takes a bite out of Intel's PC market share across Europe amid microprocessor shortages, rising Ryzen

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Re: AMD Driver support...

On Windows, of course!

There are other options . . .

South Africans shivering in the dark after file-scrambling nasty hits Johannesburg power biz

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Just in SA?

Like everywhere else Windows is often deployed (even when the alternative is probably better).

I am distrustful of most "digital security" as it is usually an afterthought (bolted on after the disaster) or badly thought through in the first place - and I have experience where the resistance to good security is fueled by "convenience".

All it takes is ONE slip to let the bad boys in!

Sad to SA that SA has had good computer people for many, many decades but the "brain drain" is fast depleting the pool.

Rust in peace: Memory bugs in C and C++ code cause security issues so Microsoft is considering alternatives once again

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Re: Eh?

A simple count of the number of flaws is not useful - a common, easily used vulnerability counts for as much as an obscure (but possibly more dangerous) one.

Also, the number of copies of a given piece of software containing a flaw can result in a 'less dangerous' flaw causing widespread damage while an obscure flaw may never be exploited.

WikiLeaks boss Assange acted as a foreign spy, Uncle Sam exclaims in fresh rap sheet

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Takes two to tango

While Assange et al are probably guilty of some or other crimes, it seems that the US has MASSIVE security problems that allow secrets to be taken so easily!

I wonder what the security spending by the US is? Probably make one's eyes water - yet very poor value for money, it seems

Tractors, not phones, will (maybe) get America a right-to-repair law at this rate: Bernie slams 'truly insane' situation

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In my experience I can quite often do a better job (and at low or no cost) then the "professionals"

My 2001 Mercedes Benz E200K stood for around six months because both "keys" (more like TV remote controls) stopped working.

Eventually figured out that both keys had developed small holes in the flexible parts after much use and all sorts of rubbish had clogged up the lens through which the infrared is transmitted / received.

Imagine what I would have paid to an authorised dealer!

SPOILER alert, literally: Intel CPUs afflicted with simple data-spewing spec-exec vulnerability

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Re: I am always disappointed in modern computing

Decades ago all sorts of interesting architectural stuff was tried but found not to be feasible with the hardware of the time.

What happened to all of this?

Hardware architecture that provides decent protection (at least much better than what we have now!), can prevent buffer overflows and all sorts of things - probably at a performance cost, but look at what simply focusing has got.

In the book "Elements of Programming Style" (Kernighan and Plaugher) there is the statement relative us.fast as possible!

Imagine the uproar if a CPU appeared that had an architecture similar to IBM's SWARD!

Pothole campaigner sprays Surrey street with phallic paintings

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Colliding with a donkey

There is the tale of the fellow who wrecked his car when he collided with a donkey.

Asked how he did not see the donkey he replied that it was in a pothole and all that was visible was the ears!

Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure

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Re: In other news

Never been chased by a white rhino but was scared as hell when a black rhino and calf decided that we were not to be tolerated anywhere near her and offspring (no quadbike).

Hippo, however are definitely to be avoided - actually saw one chase off a lioness attempting to make a meal of an unsuspecting waterbuck.

Ignorance is definitely a problem, though, as in my youth (about 40 years ago) my wife and I went walkabout at St Lucia (Natal, South Africa) and despite walking past MANY hippos survived unmolested, which my wife ascribed to them being vegetarians!

One click and you're out: UK makes it an offence to view terrorist propaganda even once

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Re: Goodbye Youtube?

A little off-topic, it seems that it was fashionable to be anti-apartheid yet it is now the fashion to say nothing against what South Africa got in apartheid's place - a good example is the rolling blackouts this last week courtesy of the bankrupt state power corporation and the ANC "liberators" that has further damaged the ailing economy.

The Large Hadron Collider is small beer. Give us billions more for bigger kit, say boffins

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Re: I see oppotunity

NO.

It's somewhere in africa

It’s baaack – Microsoft starts pushing out the Windows 10 October 2018 Update

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Six month madness?

Ubuntu and MANY Linux distributions do this without causing chaos - so why is M$ special?

The real issue is that M$ could not find its corporate arse with a map and a torch!

Home users due for a battering with Microsoft 365 subscription stick

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FreeOffice

Try FreeOffice if you think LibreOffice is not for you - you might be pleasantly surprised!

Groundhog Day comes early as Intel Display Drivers give Windows 10 the silent treatment

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Re: Office 2010

If you are not using the more esoteric features of Office then give FreeOffice a try - you will be pleasantly surprised , and it's fast.

If you are impressed and want more functionality then go for the paid version which gives 5 licences for a very reasonable price.

Xiaomi waggles Mi MIX 3, the first smartphone packing 10GB RAM

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Re: And you thought...

Ah, yes.

The visionary Bill Gates - also pooh-poohed the Internet iirc!

2-bit punks' weak 40-bit crypto didn't help Tesla keyless fobs one bit

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Re: Problem-solution dichotomy

I did not use my 2001 Mercedes Benz E200K for around 6 months because BOTH keys stopped functioning, and I refused to be ripped off by an official dealer.

The short story is that the "key" seems to use infrared communication with the car once inserted into the socket on the dashboard - years of use eventually left a hole in the plastic shell (both keys) through which dust and other rubbish entered and obstructed the lens at the tip of the key.

Problem resolved by cleaning the inside of the lens with a small brush, at no cost.

Used my bicycle while the car could not be started - lots of exercise and quite a saving on fuel costs!

Microsoft tells volume customers they can stay on Windows 7... for a bit longer... for a fee

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Re: Divorcing Microsoft

FreeOffice is fine for most purposes if LibreOffice does not work for you.

Try https://softlay.net/operating-system/windows-xp-sp3-iso-full-version-free-download.html for a version of XP SP3 - it runs on VirtualBox.

Mystery crapper comes a cropper

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Runners in deserate need need to go . . .

Some years ago out on a run training for the Comrades Marathon (in South Africa many of us are quite unusually fond of running long distances!) I had completed a fairly steep uphill section when my bowels decide to move as well.

The only thing to do was to head for a service station a kilometre or so along the road that I knew had public toilets.

The bowels became more and more insistent the faster I ran and by the time I reached the service station I was on the brink of being (literally) in the brown and smelly stuff.

Without any regard for signage,or anything else for that matter, I vaguely was aware that I caused a stir as I entered the toilet.

Once relieved - of the bowel problem and that I had managed to avoid disaster - I realised that in my rush I had run into the ladies.

Came out trying not to look too flustered and set off again after thanking the staff for the use of the facilities!

Time to ditch the Facebook login: If customers' data should be protected, why hand it over to Zuckerberg?

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Re: Corporations promote their Facebook-URL way above links to their own websites

Your comments are all valid - the only thing I don't see is why you use Facebook at all!

TSB's middleware nightmare: Execs grilled on Total Sh*tshow at Bank

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Re: 'The issues we’re seeing in the system are - middleware'

The bank I worked for was moved to TCP/IP while all the others in the country at the time were captive IBM accounts using SNA.

When Burroughs became a problem and a move to IBM s/390 and onwards was done I refused to succumb and used Cisco channel-attached routers - tunneling the SNA between sites and avoiding the FEP and associated software costs.

Imagine my astonishment when the person in charge of IT enquired about our SNA network!

It took 2 days to craft a suitably snotty reply that pointed out that while he was being a big-shot and contemplating his navel we had saved a bundle of money and had only a single IP network,

Execs usually cannot discriminate between execute as in kill and execute as in carry out operations!

Microsoft's latest Windows 10 update downs Chrome, Cortana

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Re: Once I tried Linux I never looked back

Sounds like my wife's laptop running Windows 10!

Just installed Ubuntu MATE 18.04 on 4 machines - 2 laptops, an old HP microserver and Raspberry Pi and all are working flawlessly - and fast, and updates actually work, and, and, and . . .

Have fun with Windows :)

Windows 10 to force you to use Edge, even if it isn't default browser

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Re: So ?

Try some of the elderly HP laser printers in Windows 10 and grind your teeth when you discover that suddenly they are not supported.

They all work on Linux!

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Re: Fucking idiots

I have done the same and hardly ever hear from users again - except for one fellow who I migrated from Windows 7 on an antique laptop (Windows 10 would not install, no matter how much I tried) who manages to have "issues". Still trying to figure out how he manages this :)

Woe Canada: Rather than rise from the ashes, IBM-built C$1bn Phoenix payroll system is going down in flames

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Re: The History Goes Back Further Than That

The disease that managers only need to know how to manage and have no idea of the area they are managing pops up everywhere!

In my 70 years I have only come across 3 genuine managers (and hundreds of fakers) themost impressive of whom told the MD of the company publicly "not to f*ck him around, as he had been f*cked around by professionals".

Surprisingly, he was not fired or "punished" in any way.

Was it because he was actually an asset to the company who got things done?

From tomorrow, Google Chrome will block crud ads. Here's how it'll work

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Re: Not half-way good enough.

Quote from Edwin Land (inventor of the Polaroid camera and many other things): "Marketing is what you do when your product is no good"

F-35 flight tests are being delayed by onboard software snafus

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Re: Still, one day...

John Boyd must be rotating extremely rapidly in his grave!

No Windows 10, no Office 2019, says Microsoft

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Re: As soon as Windows 7 support finishes

Strange that I have found so many people who have trouble using Windows - especially Windows 8 & 10 when the UI changed so much.

Yet some of those people who opted to change to Ubuntu MATE from XP have no trouble at all?

The fallacy that Linux has no GUI tools and is all command line is just male bovine excrement spread around by (mainly) Windows bigots (who have probably never put in a fraction of the effort learning the Windows way than they did when trying Linux - if they ever did).

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Re: As soon as Windows 7 support finishes

Registry changes are WAY more dangerous than running a somewhat cryptic command line in an unusual case using LINUX.

Even if a Windows user finds someone who can explain what registry entries to change the procedure can quite easily end in tears.

Most LINUX admin tasks can be done using a GUI that most users can understand - I can't say that for Windows, especially Windows 10 that usually has problems after an "upgrade"

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Re: As soon as Windows 7 support finishes

I recently found a laptop so old that it has only 384MB RAM - after some scratching around I discovered ANTIX which turned this geriatric device into a usable device again!

The biggest issue I have found with reviving PCs and laptops by installing LINUX is that those users that give credence to the forecasts of doom by Windows bigots find fault (even though the evidence that they are better of is ignored)

'WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?' Linus Torvalds explodes at Intel spinning Spectre fix as a security feature

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Re: Why we need faster MEMORY!

IBM SWARD?

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Re: Why are the patches so late?

Not quite 50 years ago I worked on a range of mainframes where the bottom machine in the range had loops in the microcode to make it slower, and therefore cheaper, than the next model in the series!

So "switches" may actually exist in the Intel microcode for some purpose/s of which we are unaware.

Get out the tin foil hats - thay may actually be required!

Death notice: Moore's Law. 19 April 1965 – 2 January 2018

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Re: end of x86 & x64?

In the 1970s I worked on ICL System4 mainframes which were IBM360 instruction set compatible - the big difference between the two was the System4 had 4 sets of registers (one for each processor "state") which avoided the save / restore overhead when switching context. Quite clever.

I think the real problem is that while many architectures and implementations were explored around 50 years ago most were too slow / expensive given the hardware technologies of the time - they seem to have been forgotten.

Perhaps the old stuff should be dusted off and considered again.

User had no webcam or mic, complained vid conference didn’t work

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Re: Your Network is broken!

About 15 years ago when the company was moving into it's new head office building I received a call from a colleague asking for assistance because the clever little Microsoft boys sent from the UK (we are in Johannesburg) to fix the Exchange problems had informed him that the network was the cause of the email system's ills.

I rushed over and asked one of the M$ people how they were accessing the servers - via the network, of course!

After some harsh words and advising him to extract his digit and look for the actual problem and not blame the network that treated all traffic (more or less) equally the problem was fixed.

Intel, Microsoft confess: Meltdown, Spectre may slow your servers

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Re: There you have it: security or performance or switch to AMD @ ThatOne

Computers don't run Linux?

I'd like a list of those with a description of the issues.

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