Re: Please, ell me another one, that one was hilarious
You must be American to write such nonsenses about trains. Especially since when are buses (or cars) safer than trains?
In the European Union trains and planes are the two safest options (0.035 deaths per 100 million passenger kilometers), followed by bus and coach (0.07), ferry (0.25) and car (0.7). In other words, trains are as safe as planes, twice safer that buses and 20 times safer than cars.
Source: https://etsc.eu/transport-safety-performance-in-the-eu-a-statistical-overview/