Solution:
Ctr-Amiga-Amiga
218 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Nov 2012
Step 1. )
Build a website that gladly auto-plays 2-10000000000 videos simultaneously
(depending on how many tabs you have open)
Step 2.)
Add a feature to your browser that mutes websites that gladly auto-plays 2-10000000000 videos simultaneously.
(To gauge how people reacts to you fixing problems you created yourself)
Step 3.)
Build self driving cars.
Step 4. )
Sell anti self driving car guns.
Step 5)
PROFIT!
I have "12AB.," on a speed-dial just for stupid motherfucking sites like that, and then I add it to the end of my actual safe PW.
Assholes that think adding extra special little-princess predictable patterns into all of their users passwords, need to get taken out and shot in the head.
(and then get shot in the head 2 more times, and then 1 time exactly 7 minutes later)
First they came for the Nazis.
And I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Nazi.
Then they came for the KKK.
And I didn't speak up, because I wasn't in KKK.
Then they came for the everyday hateful religious bigots.
And there were no-one left to speak up for us.
...oh wait, here comes the GOP!
Whew!
If I have the time to waste, i like to take them through all the hoops of getting my puter ready.
Rebooting, inserting kickstart-disk, trying to be helpful in the process of installing their programs om Workbench 1.2 etc...
I managed to get some pretty nasty reactions in the end too =)
"You're very rude sir, very rude!"
And that's were i like to get into details about my date last night with their mum.