Posts by Casca

PSA: You are now in the timeline where Facebook and pals are torn a new one by, er, Borat star Sacha Baron Cohen

Re: A Stirring Call For Censorship !

What has Aleister Crowley to do with Hitler?

Questions hang over Gatwick Airport after low level drone near-miss report

Re: Point defense?

Trebuchet...

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

Why should we Believe YOU? Oh look, I have a shift to...

Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

It's bombastic bob what do you expect?

Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

Not if we keep cutting down the forrests no...

Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

To bad you don't have a brain...What they are saying is that humans make the cycles worse not that they don't exist.

And if you could remove the shift from your keyboard we all would be grateful.

Ikea hopes to spare shoppers the one-way Helvete of its stores with ÅR app overhaul

Re: exit(1)

Never been to an Ikea without shortcuts

Let's check in with our friends in England and, oh good, bloke fined after hiding face from police mug-recog cam

Re: What the heck

Why wouldn't you?

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

Re: Changing Wallpaper can have career enhancing effects

There is an option to hide all desktop icons

Get in line, USA: Sweden reopens Assange rape allegations probe

Re: Prosecutor is an criminal asshole

Yea, it is almost like it is the same person...cowardly person in this case

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

Re: Scotland/Wales want increased powers locally

Ah, yes. The poor little greeks… Strange how the never learn to fix there economy?

Ransomware drops the Lillehammer on Norsk Hydro: Aluminium giant forced into manual mode after systems scrambled

Has no one heard of applocker?

European Commission orders mass recall of creepy, leaky child-tracking smartwatch

Re: Tip of the Iceberg

Nice going there. Too bad that UK was one of the countrys with greatest influence in EU...

Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats

Ketchup is extra?

Stop, collaborate, and listen: Microsoft Teams gets an Atlassian glisten

To bad that the MS Teams app is crap. There are still no good way to deploy it for businesses that is running Applocker.

Office 365 enjoys good old-fashioned Thursday wobble as email teeters over in Europe

Strange, no problems with our Office 365 in Sweden. Can't recall when we had a problem with Office 365 services.

Ecuador says 'yes' to Assange 'freedom' deal, but Julian says 'nyet'

Re: Let him rot.

Yes, please fuck off...

Re: Perspective

Ah, yes. The mindless drones that don't believe in Deep state or the other drivel trumpettmorons spout… Go back in your hole.

Scumbag who phoned in a Call of Duty 'swatting' that ended in death pleads guilty to dozens of criminal charges

You really are a special snowflake arn't you? Look upp the statistics. If my memory is correct it was one month one year… But hey, you at least have some guns to coddle...

Swedes grumbling about Apple Store in their park are lucky – in Toronto, Google eats all your data

It is not "only" a shop. It is an ugly monstrosity of a shop that we don't want. We the hell would we need a apple glasshouse taking up that much space? The resturant is not pretty no but replace it then with something useful...

Developer goes rogue, shoots four colleagues at ERP code maker

Re: A gun is involved in every single mass shooting.

Interresting. WHY do they need to defend themself? Strange that US is probably the only country in the west with this problem...

Apple in XS new sensation: Latest iPhone carries XS-sive price tag

Re: redefining what a watch can do for you

Even better when you look att Suuntos new Watch. Up to 120 hours gps tracking.

Ex-UK comms minister's constituents plagued by wonky broadband over ... wireless radio link?

Re: @AndrueC

Ah, the american way...

Space, the final Trump-tier: America to beam up $8bn for Space Force

Re: Spaaaaaace Foooooorce!

Nein!

My personal favorite is in Get smart when all the over the speaker voices in NASA is in german. :)

It's a phone with a peel, but you'll have to wait a bit more for retro Nokia

Perfect for the Banana Hammock

Dear alt-right morons and other miscreants: Disrupt DEF CON, and the goons will 'ave you

Good

I predict a riot: Amazon UK chief foresees 'civil unrest' for no-deal Brexit

Re: eh?

Ah, an american. How nice. No go and stay on your side och the Atlantic. We have enough with orange monkey tweeting.

If only 3D desktop printers could 3D print sales! Units crash in Q1

Same here. The Mk3 is a great printer. Can't wait for the MMU add on. :)

Script kiddie goes from 'Bitcoin Baron' to 'Lockup Lodger' after DDoSing 911 systems

Re: She should have had the foresight to get married and have a kid

Ah, no. It is only under the moron trump that this has happened. Get your fucking facts right...

But then again. trump supporters aren't the most stable or intelligent beings on the planet.

User spent 20 minutes trying to move mouse cursor, without success

Re: eeeww - gross

AKA breakfast

PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

Well, as a Swede I think that PETA can could and fisk themself!

German IKEA trip fracas assembles over trolley right of way

Re: And spending an eternity in Hel would be a bad thing because?

Ah, no. The Scandinavian Hel is Cold, ice Cold. :)

Zombie Cambridge Analytica told 'death' can't save it from the law

Re: Wow!

And no saddle...

Sir Clive Sinclair dragged into ZX Spectrum reboot battle

Re: Answer me this

...and Hookers!

British clockwork radio boffin Trevor Baylis terminally winds down

Re: Optional

The problem is the US patent office. Lazy arsholes that has destroyed the patent idé.

South China waters are red, Brit warships are blue, HMS Sutherland's sailing there

Drive casually...

How much will Britain's next F-35s cost? Not telling, says MoD

It cannot land on carrier yet. Maybe if SAAB had a customer that required that function. Let's se if Brazil buys som planes. :)

Ohio man cuffed again for shagging inflatable pool raft

Re: Reminds of something I read in the newspaper years ago

Sweden doesn't have a law against it. It falls under cruelty against animals.

Rejoice, Russians! The annexation of Crimea is complete and legitimate – Google Maps proves it

Hello, Sweden here. Can we get a google map that show our true borders from 1658. No need to tell rest of Europe...

Xbox SmartGlass comes to iOS

Re: Windows Phone 7 ?

WP7 already has this app.

Apple Maps too good for Taiwanese military

Re: Burred satellite pix pointless ...

Do they have a high res picture of the island of Navarone?