Posts by Jon Edney

UFO ruled out of wind farm prang

Now who's the superior species!?

I love the alien UFO theories...!

Imagine it, a race so advanced it travels across the universe at several times the speed of light, avoiding comets, planets and black holes. Technology so superior nobody can see the craft and it doesn't show up on radar and then CLUNK! They do a 3 point turn into a wind farm!

Ghostly plastic bathtoy flotilla nears Cornish coast

What the duck!

"We're getting reports of ducks being washed up on America's eastern seaboard” – Who reports this sort of thing! And where do you get the number!? I’m guessing it’s not in the Yellow Pages under “Washed-up Plastic Ducks”!