Posts by ElPoto

Five unbelievable headlines that claim Tim Berners-Lee 'INVENTED the INTERNET'

Re: Macs ARE PCs.

Right but Mac-morons promoted the error with their commercials "I'm a Mac I'm a PC"

HP rides data center growth out of sludgy IT market

Unlikely

You know. This result is likely because HP is a humongous wreckage with an infinite improbability drive. But it is unlikely that it will go anywhere, since it is still crewed by lots of vogons.

HP: Autonomy overstated 2010 profits, cuts them by 81 PER CENT

Re: Autonomy reported profits of £105.7m for fiscal year 2010, The real profit was just £19.6m

They wasted 10 billion in Autonomy, similar amount in EDS and I don't remember how much in Palm. Which by the way, they ended up killing.

And this year the CEO gets a half million dollars increase. Meanwhile, along with thousands of layoffs, the about 120 000 members of HP enterprise services division get 0 (zero, nada, void) salary increase. Everything just to make a bottom line.

Women shun careers in IT security

Where are they

I know like 8, and I personally work with 2 women, in IT security... There are also like 3 dogs in cages outside that I think are used to watch the building, but I never get close enough to hear what are they speaking.

The IT Crowd returns to Channel 4 for a final episode

"I'm disabled" episode

I remember: They are in a theater, after the play, Jen with a puzzled face just saw Roy in a wheelchair … then she turns and… “excuse me” “yes mam” and it is Moss in a bartender’s uniform.

I think I had a mini-stroke, so hard I laughed. I felt dizzy.

Disney shutters Star Wars game unit with 200 layoffs

Re: TIE Fighter?

Tie Advanced (Avenger) and Tie Defender have shields :) but they are death instruments.

Humanity facing GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE

Pigs are friends not food.