All we need to do is breed em with stronger legs
By the lord Harry - this is a game changer. Forget the whole cat/curry monorail situation. This is the start of a new world order.
The possibilities are endless.
Public transport – fixed. Strap a few to the bottom of your shoes, control them from your smartphone
Mass transit – fixed. Jetsons style moving walkways, with ‘roahes under metal sushi-train style plates, replace motorways in a jiffy
City Pollution – Fixed. No more cars or mass transit, fewer delivery vehicles, taxi’s etc etc.
Shopping – Fixed, attach a bag to the top of a few with a note and some cash, add the optional GPS unit and send it to the shops .
Fast food delivery – fixed – see above but replace with a plate, hmm do you want a roach delivering food – maybe not
World Debt – Fixed, everyone in the west will be able to pay off the 3rd world debt what with everyone no longer using cabs/buses/trains, having any delivery costs, transport costs, buying cars, motorbikes etc.
City council and government debt fixed - They can stop spending their cash on anti pollution legislation and technology and ‘roaches don’t care if a road is tarmaced or not.
Everyone can move to ‘the country’ and we have a lot of that here in Australia!
They can be fed food scraps so that fixes food recycling
And of course the biggest innovation for humankind
You could get it to go to the bottle shop / off llicence* and bring back beer!
I for one am moving all $3.84 of my earthly wealth into 'roach farms. Now, where's the number for my broker......
*delete based on geography