* Posts by JAYT

2 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Nov 2012

Scotland now home to Europe's biggest battery as windy storage site fires up

JAYT

Every little doesn't help said the Blair government's science adviser, unfortunately no longer with us. Google sustainable energy without the hot air.

Batteries probably can't do the job, except for smoothing.

We need the equivalent of a coal tip able to supply power for three months stacked in the rain outside power stations. Until a solution on grid scale at a cost equivalent to that of a coal tip is found, we will continue to burn gas when the wind and sun stop.

No-one seems to have an answer to that yet. Except nuclear.

Help-desk hell

JAYT
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Re: Help-desk hell

Linda from Birmingham - you have to do the Brummy accent in your head - would ring up every few months.

"My keyboard's stuck, I'm entering stuff on the keyboard and the form's not working..."

"Is there a red light above the F1 button on your keyboard on?" (This was a VT220 green-screen character terminal, none of this GUI shenanigans.

"Yes."

"Press F1."

"It's working now."

"You pressed the Hold button on your keyboard again. Speak to you in a few months, Linda."